President’s Day – Purple Cow Edition

7 PAX got better this morning in the cold, but thankfully rain free, gloom this morning.

PAX: Boone’s Farm, Backlash, Offshore, Leatherneck, Black Widow, Life Champ, Umbrella

QIC: Umbrella

In honor of President’s Day and the 45 Presidents we have had in this great country, a theme of 45 was present throughout the morning.

WOR:
Long mosey from BMS through Granny White Park to settle at the tennis courts. Circle up for:
45 x SSH
45 x Shoulder work (15 BAC forward, 15 air press, 15 BAC reverse)
45 x Squat

Thang:
Evolution 1:
PAX lined up on sideline of tennis courts for 3 rounds of:

Rd 1: 15 count shoulder taps, 15 count WWI’s, 15 count monkey humper – then shuffle (side, forward, side, forward)each line on both tennis courts.
Rd 2: 15 count merkin, 15 count LBC, 15 count people’s chair – shufffle the courts
Rd 3: 15 count diamond merkins, 15 count WWII’s, 15 count 1-leg squats – shuffle courts

Evolution 2:
Burpees Mile – 45 burpees performed throughout mile loop+ around Granny White Park.  Asked the men to run with different PAX after each set of burpees throughout mile to get some QT in with each one.  Lot of good chatter had when they could utter words.

Evolution 3:
30 dips/15 picnic table step-ups
25 dips/20 picnic table step-ups

Mosey back to parking lot for COT.  3 miles and a lot of effort put in this morning.

Bullhorn – QIC spoke on George Washington’s leadership lessons taken from the book by Eric Metaxes ‘7 Men: And The Secret of Their Greatness’.

It is always a pleasure to lead this fine group of men.

Peace,

Umbrella

Split Q @ Stonewall 16 FEB 2019

Split Q @ Stonewall 16 FEB 2019

PAX:  Blue Mule (Q), Bad Boy (Q), Big Stick, Bagger Vance, Shadow, Deep Dish, Hambone, Pop a Lock, Ride Along, Bootlegger, Boy Band

Conditions:  Cold and slightly humid buy quite comfortable.

Situation:  Many PAX told Bad Boy he was Qing.  YHC Blue Mule was signed up on the sheet.  Solution:  Bad Boy takes first half, I take second half.  Execute.  YHC Blue Mule handles backblast.

Warm Up:  Qed by Bad Boy:  Mosey, several usual suspect warm up exercises.

Manmakers, Squats, and Running:  Qed by Bad Boy:  30 squats, 1/4 mile mosey with 40 yard bearcrawl speedbump, 10 manmakers, mosey back the 1/4 mile with same speedbump.  Rinse and repeat twice.

Arm Situation:  Qed by Blue Mule:  Four count overhead arm clap, one pushup chest to ground.  Perform sets at 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1.  That’s 100 reps.  Hambone mumblechatter:  “That’s the first time ever my bicep has cramped.”

Coupon Mosey:  10 PAX.  5 coupons 25 – 30 pounds.  Mosey around park – ~1 mile.  3 pitstops.

Pit Stop One:  Coupon Duckwalk Suicides:    Hold the coupon.  Duckwalk suicide the basketball court — free throw, half court, other free throw, full court.  That should make you want to hurl just reading it.

Pit Stop Two:  Abs:  50 in cadence leg raises, 30 in cadence flutter kicks.

Pit Stop Three:  Burpees:  1 2 3 4 5 4 3 2 1.  That’s 25 for you math whizzes out there.

Mary:  60 second plank.

Life Lesson from Bad Boy:  You *never* know who is watching.  Maybe it is your coworker, your child, your spouse, your parent, your neighbor.  Always represent yourself and everything you stand for.  You have been given an unthinkable awesome gift — cherish it.

Pleasure leading you gentlemen.  See you in the gloom.

Blue Mule and Bad Boy OUT

Life Lessons and Burpee Broadjumps @ Detention 15 FEB 2019

Life Lessons and Burpee Broadjumps @ Detention 15 FEB 2019

PAX:  Blue Mule (Q), CCR, Black Lung, Moving On Up, DMish, PSL, Reefer, Black Widow, Yard Sale, Big Stick, Prevac, Floppy Disk, Thrombo, Accounts Receivable, CAPSLOCK, Danielson, Centipete, Dronezone, Blue Mule

Conditions:  Humid and chili and gloomy.

Warm Up:  5 minutes of mosey.  Arm circles, seal claps, squats, Willie Mayes Hayes.

The Thang:  100 Burpee Broad Jumps:  All PAX pair up.  One PAX does stationary exercise, other PAX does 10 burpee broad jumps.  Round complete when each PAX does 20 burpee broad jumps.  Stationary exercises were squats, overhead arm claps, flutter kicks, merkins, and burpees.  Thang complete when all PAX complete 100 burpee broad jumps.

False Ending….

The Next Thang:  Same concept, but substitute burpees for 1/8 mile run around parking lot.

Life Lesson Challenge:  All February Qs involve life lesson.  Life lesson today is false ending.  The Thang wasn’t over when the broad jumps were completed — we still had a challenge ahead of us.  When life gives you a pausing point, do not relent.  Push through all the way to the complete finish.

Pleasure leading you gentlemen.  See you in the gloom.

Blue Mule OUT

Valentine’s Day K.I.S.S at West Park

PAX: Crablegs, Porcelain, Cunning Linguist (QIC), Vector, Lunchlady, Crawlspace, Doctor Doodle (FNG), Mystery Machine (FNG)

Weather: A perfect 42 degrees

Arrival at 0527 saw Crablegs fetching the shovelflag (and YHC nearly ran him over with his ride – my apologies, good sir), and then running it back to the post location. Thank you, Crablegs – ’tis difficult to hold an F3 workout with the shovelflag! Also noticed Vector testing out his Bluetooth speaker but unable to get it to connect, but YHC only has so much power in this world…

At 0530, YHC offered up the Disclaimer and then led a mosey around West Park (which I am referring to as Waterworks until further notice). Mumblechatter revolved around exactly how 2 FNGs found out about this newest of new posting locations. Great questions all around.

Pull off ¾ of way around paved track for WOR (with a LOVE-influenced playlist, thanks to Vector):
14 x SSH
14 x LBAC
14 x rLBAC
14 x Slow and Low Squats
14 x WMH
Counted off 1s and 2s and then mosey to gazebo/playground area for

THANG 1: K.I.S.S.
K = 100 Knerkins (aka Chuck Norris)
I = 200 Incline Merkins
S = 150 Step Ups
S = 150 Squats
1s run to pod/container/connex box and back, 2s start with Knerkins. Tag in, tag out until complete.

Since we had time left, we went to the lower parking area for two rounds of THANG 2: Bear Crawl Ring of Fire
PAX including YHC circled up and started bear crawl until YHC yelled STOP. Then PAX, one at a time, in order, began a set of 10 Merkins while the others held Plank.

Two rounds was enough before we had to mosey to starting point for 3MoM, followed by the CoT, (including the naming of 2 FNGs) and then a solid BoM.

MOLESKINE:
• Another Q, another feeling of positivity afterward. So thankful to be able to lead such High Impact Men.
• This was the first time YHC has Q’d where there were FNGs. I am truly grateful to lead their first in-person exposure to F3. Let’s all welcome Doctor Doodle and Mystery Machine!
• Thanks again to Vector for the playlist. The music kept us all motivated to love one another.

BULLHORN:
• Let’s keep filling up the Q Sheet! Link is on Slack for those who don’t know where to find it.

CL Out. Peace.

Mardi Gras, Ash Wednesday, and Lent

20 HIM got refreshers in work-life balance and reminders about the importance of continual self-improvement. It truly was an honor to lead you men. Hope you enjoyed the Mardi Gras sound track packed exclusively with New Orleans artists.

PAX in attendance: Badboy, T Cell, En Fuego, Mystery Machine, Hot Route, Boy band, Crab legs, Fire Fox, Ride Along, Silver Medal, Shadow, Pumpkin Spice, Hi Viz, Crawl Space, Porcelain, Pop-A-Lock, Trapper Keeper, Vector, Hambone, Tiny Dancer; Princess Aurora (coffee; get well soon!)

QIC: Tiny Dancer

Conditions:

Dream-like for February: 50 degrees, cloudy, and dry

WORKOUT:

Mosey up hill, down driveway, down stairs, to community center parking lot

Soundtrack: Struttin on Sunday, Aaron Neville

Warmarama

  1. Side Straddle hops x12,
  2. little babby arm circles (forward and reverse) x 12 each
  3. slow and low squats x 10
  4. Walking Merkins x15

PAX were taught about the tradition of Mardi Gras and its reminder that we should always ensure that we take the appropriate time in moderation to relax and spend time with family. As long as you are taking care of your family and yourself, play as hard as you work!

Parade Route – 15 min

PAX were divided into 1’s and 2’s. 1’s stayed at playground with the music and 2’s went to top of the hill.

Playground: 30 merkins, 5 pullups, 10 split lunges

sprint up hill

Top of Hill: 5 burpees, 10 WW1’s

run mosey route back to playground for 3.5 revolutions (restricted by time)

Soundtrack:

  1. Go to the Mardi Gras – Professor Longhair
  2. Carnivale Time – Galactic (feat. Al “Carnival Time” Johnson)
  3. Hey Pocky A-way – The Meters
  4. Mardi Gras Day (feat. Rebirth Brass Band) – Kermit Ruffins and Rebirth Brass Band

Mosey to parking lot

Bead Cleanup

Prior to the hard stop of Mardi Gras fun at midnight on Ash Wednesday, there is a mad dash for beads uncaught from the parade. PAX paired up with unfamiliars and relay raced in a 2-station shuttle-run / suicide format for a little friendly competition.

While one flutter-kicked into perpetuity, the partner completed the 2 station suicide run, found waiting throws at the far end of the parking lot, and brought them back to their partner. After a 5 merkin handoff, the other PAX would likewise complete the suicide run.

After round 1 finished in dispute, (much like the NFC championship, Who Dat) Pumpkin Spice and his partner took round 2. Congrats, men!

Mosey to softball diamond

Ash Wednesday 

“From dust you are, and to dust you shall return,” are the famous words of the Catholic priest at Ash Wednesday mass. With that in mind, as one does after taking full advantage of Carnival season, the PAX purged themselves of their personal weakness and reflected on both spiritual and secular lessons from scripture while doing burpees and atomics in the dust. Get some.

From best recollection, rounds were as follows:

  1. Joel 2:12-18: (even now, return to the path) 20 burpees
  2. John 15:5-8: (stay on the vine) 10 atomics
  3. Luke 9:59-60:  (no excuses; don’t let anything keep you from fulfilling your responsibilities) 15 atomics
  4. Matthew 24:9-13: (this only ends at death, so keep getting after it!) 10 burpees

Mosey back to parking lot for 1 minute of flutter kicks

Many prayers went up for Princess Aurora and for my daughter Lucy. 

Again, it truly was an honor to lead you men. You have made me such a better man over the last 8 months, and it was very fulfilling to finally give back.

 

A Stroll at Titan

Pax: Bad Boy, Blue Mule, Centipete, Crab Legs, Cunning Linguist, G String, Halpert (WL from Memphis), Harvey Updyke (QIC), Hi-Viz, Porcelain, Reveille, Trapper Keeper, Vector

Conditions: 35ish and dry, gloom factor medium

Disclaimer

WoR: Moseyed from statue of JT to southern end of the main field. Circled up for:

  • SSH x20
  • Good Mornings x10 oyo
  • WMH x10
  • Imperial Walkers x20

Thang: The sidewalk monster at Westeros sent YHC for a tumble Monday morning, leaving me with a bruised palm heel and tweaky wrist. As such, my Q plan was modified to stay off the hands as much as possible, which naturally led to lots of running. Altogether the pax clocked around 3.4 miles, stopping every 1/3 of a mile or so for a dealer’s choice exercise, of which 10 reps were performed. Choices included jump squats, dips, burpees, regular squats, Freddie Mercuries, scissor kicks, and some other stuff I’ve now forgotten. The last leg involved an all-you-got sprint up the hill west of the Parthenon, before convening back at JT’s statue for a quick Mary consisting of 25 Crunchy Happy Frogs.

CoT: Great to have Halpert (a paper salesman) join us as a guest from Memphis. Heard a little more from G String, our sixth man. Prayers for Bad Boy and family as they look to welcome a 2.0 in 4 weeks, give or take.

Moleskine: The leadership lesson today is that restraints, while sometimes frustrating, can provide clarity and focus. A minor injury limited my options this morning, but simple was still effective. Self-imposing restraints, even when all is well, may help with cutting through the noise and focusing on the outcome. Thanks for the opportunity, men. A pleasure as always.

Harvey

2 PAX post in rain 12 FEB 2019 @ III Pillars

PAX:  Blue Mule (Q), En Fuego

Conditions:  Not ideal.  Rainy and cold.  Very rainy.  Did I say rainy?

Wet Warm Up:  Mosey for a few minutes, some with a 25# coupon.  Arm circles and seal claps and squats.

Soggy Calisthenics:  Pull ups, coupon thrusters, squat jumps.  20 seconds on, 10 seconds off.  After we did that until we were sick of it, then we did 10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1 of the same exercises.

Deluge Buddy Drags:  Two laps around the ~1/4 mile track.  First lap switch roles every 20 steps.  Next leo switch every ten.  Tclaps to En Fuego — I think I weigh twice what he does and not a complaint out of him.

Life Lesson:  The life lesson here is obvious.  Sometimes the world throws rain at you.  And a lot of it.  And then sometimes life makes you run around with bricks and thrust them.  And sometimes you have to carry someone through it.  But, through faith, through fitness, through fellowship, and through preparation, these life obstacles can be overcome… And can make you smile.

Pleasure to be part of this community.

See you in the gloom.

Blue Mule OUT.

 

 

 

Purple Cow 2-11-19

Conditions were favorable, a little warmer but no rain, for 7 PAX as they started the week off by making the correct decision and heading to Purple Cow

PAX: Umbrella, Offshore, Olan Mills, Leatherneck, Boone’s Farm, Penny Loafers, Black Widow (QIC)

Quick disclaimer in the BMS parking lot, and then head off to Granny White Park. Circle up in main parking lot.

WOR:

Good Mornings x 10

BAC x 10

RBAC x 10

Air Press x 10

Seal Claps x 10

Merkins x 10

Mountain Climbers x 10

WMH x 10

The Thang:

Head to the corner of the main parking lot of GWP for some four corners. Mode of transportation from one corner to the next is running. From our starting point, we run to the first corner where we perform exercise #1. From there we go to 2nd corner, where we perform exercise #1 and #2. Each corner we build, until we are back at the starting point. Exercises are:

Round 1:

Burpees x 10

Burpees x 10, Merkins x 20

Burpees x 10, Merkins x 20, Lunges x 30

Burpees x 10, Merkins x 20, Lunges x 30, Squats x 40

SSH for the six, and then all end in cadence with 10 SSH.

Round 2:

Atomic Merkins x 10

AM X 10, Jump Tucks x 20

AM x 10, JT x 20, Air Presses x 30

AM x 10, JT x 20, AP x 30, WW1 x 40

SSH for the six, and then all end in cadence with 10 SSH

**It’s around this point that Olan Mills departs after seeing that the park ranger is there opening up the “facilities”

Head to Pavillion

Step Ups x 30

30 Second Wall Sits w/ arms above heads

R&R

**Olan Mills returns feeling better than ever

We line up for a short IR mosey towards the baseball fields, and then back towards the park.

Find some benches for DID’s

Dips x 20

Irkins x 15

Dirkins x 10

R&R

Line up for another IR mosey from playground back to BMS parking lot.

LBC x 30 was all the mary we had time for.

Prayers for Offshore’s wife’s cousins who lost their mother suddenly over the weekend. Also, with this being the week of Valentine’s and all, we closed out with some encouragement to love our wives well. Pray for them, be intentional with them, and reach out for help if you’re in the midst of struggles.

Thanks for the opportunity to Q this morning!

Black Widow

 

 

 

40, 40, 40, 40, 40, 40 … it’s a bday bash

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Kermit and Little Miss Piggy pairing up for Bday Beatdown!  Who knew they were the same age and born within days of one another…it was destiny that they find one another.   Now time to work off that cake…

15 PAX joined together this morning to wish LMP and Kermit a happy bday!
Conditions: A  wonderful 26 degrees, and more importantly NO rain.

PAX who made it: Nimbus 1500, MicDrop, Numbtucks, Altidore, Sterno, Ragdoll, Creeper, Tebow, Gaylord Focker, Stats, Typo +, Show Me, TV Guide, Kermit (CoQ / VQ) and Little Miss Piggy (CoQ )

PreParty: led by Stats –dunno what they did but it was probably good , and i’m sure Creeper caught the last round of it again.

LMP led us off
Warm up:   Disclaimer this time, then light mosey around parking lot
On the line: dynamic stretches – toy soldiers, butt kicks, high knees 2x 20 yards
Circle up:  cherry pickers OYO, good mornings OYO, hip flexors kneeling OYO

Thang 1:              The Old Fart’s Core Needs Some Work
LMP feels like he’s getting a little soft in the middle, so he made core workout into a full on Thang.   40 of everything:
American Hammers with coupon
WWI with coupon
Supermans
Split leg WWI with coupon
Nolan Ryan pull-through with coupon
Side Plank with leg raise (20 each side)
Plank with leg raise (20 each side)
Kneeling Halos with coupon (20 each direction)

Mosey over to parking lot — speed bump:  REAGANOMICS!!!
Remembering our ex-president who was born on Feb 6 just like LMP, and the Trickle-down economy of exercise:
trickle down from 10 to 1 reps of Jump squat holds (jump squats with an al gore for 10 sec  at end of each set)   — Q stopped us at 6 which = 40 reps !

Kermy took over at this point — Mosey back to starting point

Thang 2:              Fun with Sasquats
Pair up:  PAX1   does exercise while PAX2 travels to 40 yard mark and back; but throw in 10 SASQUATS!!! each time the partner returns
Exercises:  40 Burpees/MoT Sprint, 80 Iron Mikes/ MoT politicians, 120 Diamond Merkins / MoT Skank (stopped at 80 due to old man body not handling it and time )

Thang 3:               at the benches
Partners again:  PAX 1  does Climb squat x10 , while PAX 2 does Decline Merkin x10 — 4 rounds = 40!

Mosey back to the vehicles

Thang 4:     SHOULDER COMPETITION
Circle up and get a coupon. Hold that coupon out in front.  Let’s start by taking turns running around the inside of the circle and giving a little love tap (or shove) down on the other PAXs’ coupons. Done when last person gets around.
Now time for the comp!   Which old fart can hold em out the longest?  Kermit provided a $10 gift card for the winner!
Well age won over beauty this time baby!   Came down to two of the 40+ PAX, LMP and Creeper, but LMP could clearly see the spirit of Hulkamania burning in Creeper’s eyes and knew he could never hold out.  SO CREEPER TOOK THE PRIZE

CoT:  Numbers/Name-o-rama
Prayers for 3rd deg wife and new 2.0, soccer mom,

2ndF-  Thanks to Nimbus and Numbtucks for coming out on Friday for a the surprise bday bash for LMP and Cheezwiz!
1st F- opportunity to share with Tusculum Elementary by providing supplies; Sterno and Altidore will go get and PAX can donate through Venmo app

Red SOLO cup with beer for all to celebrate Kermits VQ !

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Racetrack 2-6-19

10 PAX came out to Racetrack for much warmer conditions than normal for early February with a little drizzle mixed in. Perfect for getting work done

PAX: Numbtucks, Too Tall, Toga, Old Hickory, Funyuns, Backlash, Offshore, Penny Loafers, Razorback, Black Widow (QIC)

Disclaimer and then head up Maryland Way to the top level of the parking garage.

WOR:

GM x 10

SSH x 15

Merkins x 10

Mtn Climbers x 10

AST x 10

WMH x 10

The Thang:

On the top deck of the parking garage, line up along one side facing the long direction.

Sprint to other side & perform 10 Merkins

R&R x 6

All in and count off 1’s and 2’s for teams that we will need later.

Head down the stairs and stop at the 2nd floor. Head to the ramp for some 7’s.

At the bottom, perform gorilla humpers.

Backwards mosey to top

Burpees at top

Forward mosey back down

All in, and mosey to bottom floor. Divide up into our two teams.

Each team of 5 head to opposite stairs, head up and over the top deck and back down to finish line. Teams must perform IR and stay together. This is a race.

Team 1 is the winner and only gets 5 Burpees. Team 2 has 10.

All in, and head to wall outside of Holler and Dash for some DID’s.

Dips x 20

Irkins x 15

Derkins x 10

R&R

Head down to the park for another IR race with your team. At the track, teams head out in opposite direction for a race around the track while performing IR. Team 2 is the winner this time, and gets to pick between rows or pull ups first.

Team 2 performs AMRAP rows for 1 minute

Team 1 performs AMRAP pull ups for 1 minute

Flapjack

Head to parking lot for Mary

WW1 x 30

LBC x 30

J-Lo x 20

Good Mornings x 10

Time!

We closed out with some words on fighting for our marriages & the importance of community and having men to walk through life together. We’re not meant to go at this alone.

Thanks for the opportunity to be out there with you guys!

Black Widow