March 30th, 2019
Gloom: perfect amount
PAX: Nimbus, Stats, Numbtucks, TV Guide, Hush Puppy, Scrooge, Type O+, 3rd Degree, Staples, Rag Doll, Cheez Wiz, Old Hickory, Playboy, Tebow,
Pre-Party: 10 HIM’s decided to start their Saturday by taking a Red Pill and accepted the challenge of a 45 minute pre-party.
Pre-Party PAX: Nimbus, Stats, Numbtucks, TV Guide, Scrooge, Type O+, 3rd Degree, Cheez Wiz, Show Me, Sterno
Warm-Up: Mile Indian Run
Pre-Party Thang #1:
Thankfully the football field was unlocked so we had access to the track for a Fibonacci Sequence (Thanks for the new workout routine BoyBand). We began our run on the back stretch of the track. Every 200 meters we stopped and performed a designated number of Alternating Shoulder Taps, Carolina Dry Docks, Little Baby Crunches, and Monkey Humpers. Reps for each exercise in the set were increased at each stop following the Fibonacci Sequence (0,1,1,2,3,5,8,13,21,34,55). It’s all fun and games in the beginning but things got real pretty quick.
Pre-Party Thang #2:
“Lovely Day” (remix) by Out of Eden came on the medic. All PAX hold plank and every time you here “Lovely Day” all PAX do 1 Merkin. Learned that in the early 90’s 3rd Degree had a thing for ladies that wore acid washed jean overalls (Good to know!).
Time’s up so we mosey back to the parking lot where we are joined by Tebow, Staples, Hush Puppy, Playboy, Ragdoll, and Old Hickory. Show Me had to Pre-Vac (Not sure why, but if I had to guess I would say it had something to do with opening day of Turkey Season).
Clock strikes 6am, Time to get this party started! Mosey over to the drainage ditch to pick up our coupon for the day.
Line up with your coupon and throw it with your right hand, bear crawl to coupon (Repeat) to designated destination.
Line up with your coupon and throw it with your left hand, bear crawl to coupon (Repeat) to designated destination.
Mosey across parking lot and circle up by the buses. As I look around the circle two PAX’s coupons are noticeably bigger. It appears that Tebow and Nimbus decided to bring their A-game today.
Bicep Curls OYO x 40
Overhead Presses OYO x 40
Tricep Overhead Extensions OYO x 40
Mosey to the Mill Creek Elementary School pain ground
Everybody grab a spot on the ledge that you can plank on.
• Start at the top of the ledge, bear crawl down ledge and do 10 derkins, crawl bear back up ledge and do 10 merkins
• Box Jumps OYO x 20
• Squats OYO x 20
• Start at the top of the ledge, bear crawl down ledge and do 9 derkins, crawl bear back up ledge and do 9 merkins
• Box Jumps OYO x 18
• Squats OYO x 18
• Start at the top of the ledge, bear crawl down ledge and do 8 derkins, crawl bear back up the ledge and do 8 merkins
• Box Jumps OYO x 16
• Squats OYO x 16
• Start at the top of the ledge, bear crawl down ledge and do 7 derkins, crawl bear back up the ledge and do 7 merkins
• Box Jumps OYO x 14
• Squats OYO x 14
• Start at the top of the ledge, bear crawl down ledge and do 6 derkins, crawl bear back up the ledge and do 6 merkins
• Box Jumps OYO x 12
• Squats OYO x 12
• Start at the top of the ledge, bear crawl down ledge and do 5 derkins, crawl bear back up the ledge and do 5 merkins (Repeat down to 1)
Mosey back to the drainage area to return coupons
SPEEDBUMP: 20 Burpees
Continue our Mosey back to the drainage area so we can return our coupons.
Burpee Broad Jump Bridge and Repeat
3rd Degree Pre-Vac (Later Brother!)
Need to get some more miles in on this workout so its time to Indian Run.
It was brought to my attention that we lost a PAX after the Bridge Burpee Broad Jumps so shortly after we started our run I decided to return to the parking lot. So after Nimbus went zooming by I decided to call a speedbump and have all the PAX turn around and begin the Indian Run back to the parking lot. Time for Nimbus to sprint to the front of the line again. This made Numbtucks extremely happy so I decided rinse and repeat this sequence so Nimbus could get some extra sprints in.
Ring of Fire
All PAX circle up and plank. Q calls out an exercise while one by one each PAX bear crawls around the circle.
• Mt Climbers IC x 15
• Plank Jacks IC x 15
• Catalina Wine Mixers OYO
• High Plank Right Arm up
• High Plank Left Arm up
4 Forty Yard Sprints
Flutter Kicks IC x 30
Little Baby Crunches OYO x 30
Great work out there today gentlemen!