Category: Cruel Hall

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Stages of Labor

AO: cruelhall
Q: Focker
PAX: EZ-Go, Fortran, Young and Restless, Pedialyte, Uncle Jerry, Donkey Hammer, Pound Puppy
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8

WARMUP: stretching to loosen our pelvis

THE THANG: in light of the impending birth of my second son, we wanted to experience what childbirth is like for our wives

Early labor
Dilation 0-6cm
1,2,3,4,5,6 8-count bodybuilders
“Alternate between resting and working to get labor going”
Contractions 5-30 min between each.
5 merkins, 5 prisoner squats, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30. Run between sets to rest

Active labor
“actively work through labor with your birthing team”
Dilation 6-8 cm
Every PAX takes turns doing 6,7,8 pull ups. PAX waiting are doing lt dans—>monkey humpers—>Alabama prom dates to “relax” between “contractions”

Transition
“Burpee coping method”
Contractions Every 2 minutes for 60-90 sec
Dilation 8-10 cm
8 burpees in 60 sec
9 burpees in 60 sec
10 burpees in 60 sec
1 minute low plank rest
8 burpees in 60 sec
9 burpees in 60 sec
10 burpees in 60 sec

Pushing stage!
“Keep breathing and work with your body, not against it”
Dilated 10 cm
10 parking lot sprints

Placenta delivery (the forgotten child)
10 burpees

MOLESKINE: I think we can all say to the mother’s of our children that we now know exactly what they went through. Lots of great mumblechatter and birth stories shared. This may have been my Sistine Chapel of workouts in terms on intentionality

ANNOUNCEMENTS: please see Slack for full breakdown

COT: prayers for Pound Puppies’ wife as she recovers from surgery. Young and Restless and his earnest desire for children (love the vulnerability in sharing something like that so thank you man)

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Parvus sed potens

AO: cruelhall
Q: Donkey Hammer
PAX: Focker, Pedialyte
FNGs: None
COUNT: 3
CONDITIONS:
51 degrees with a gentle nip in the air

WARMUP:
SSH, WMH, GM, high knees

MOBILITY:
Cat/cow
Thoracic rotations
High plank -> right/left foot forward
Prone snow angel
Prone scorpion
Down dog to up dog under the fence and back
Side lying shoulder rotation
Jane Fondas
Supine pigeon
Straight leg raises – right, left, both

THE THANG:
7’s: jump squats at the bottom, merkins with extended side plank at the top. Bernie half way up bus hill.

Tabata: 1 minute on, 25 seconds off
Side lunge
Mtn climber
Prisoner squats
V ups
Kick through
High plank

MOLESKINE:
It was an elite, invite only crew. Small but mighty. The weather was perfect and the vibes were high.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
None. Looking forward to everyone coming back from fall break. See you in the gloom next week.

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CruelHall gets Handsome!

AO: cruelhall
Q: Freakonomics
PAX: Donkey Hammer, EZ-Go, Pedialyte, Matador, Mistah Mistah, Works for a Guy, Old Maid, Natural Ice, Spinal Tap, Cuban Missile, Freakonomics, Fortran
FNGs: None
COUNT: 12
CONDITIONS: dark and cool

WARMUP: SSH, Low and Slow Squats and Merkins, Little Baby Arm Circles, Willie Mays Hays and Good Mornings

THE THANG:
Handsomizer men on one line, CruelHall men on the other. Run to the center, 10 reps 2-man clap pushups. lunge back. Repeat 5 times for 50 push up reps total.

Start with 12 reps each of five exercises. Bicep curl (coupon), overhead press (coupon), overhead tricep extension (coupon), rows or pull-ups, squats (2 count). Run around the covered area, repeat with 11 reps. Run, repeat with 10, etc. Your Q got down to 7 reps.

Six minutes of Mary – somehow the most low-ab exercises I’ve ever done.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Nashville Chili Cookoff is coming up. Check 2ndf and with Natural Ice for details.
COT:
Old Maid family sickness and stress for mrs.
Pedialyte’s sister is expecting her second child at any moment!

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Rock Me Like A Hurricane

AO: cruelhall
Q: EZ-Go
PAX: Donkey Hammer, Pedialyte, Works for a Guy, Mistah Mistah, Accounts Receivable, Focker, EZ-Go, Young and Restless, Michael Freiburg, Black Lung, Sofa King
FNGs: 1 Sofa King
COUNT: 11
Crieve Hall showed up and showed out for a washout F3 beatdown under the pavilión.

CONDITIONS:
Noahic

WARMUP:
20 SSH

THANG: The Hurricane
Tabata (2 min on, 45s off)
Retrieve soggy coupon then…

Outer bands:
1 – Sumo Squats w block
2 – Tricep extensions
3 – WW1
4 – Decline mercs

Inner bands:
1 – Lt. Dans
2 – Bicep curls
3 – American hammers
4 – Incline mercs

Storm surge!
Thunderstruck burpee-fest

Eye wall:
Eye wall bear crawl

Eye:
6 inches with block hold

Storm surge!
Thunderstruck burpee-fest

NAMEARAMA:
Welcomed Walter aka Sofa King (sells sofas on Facebook Marketplace)

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Nashville half-marathon – Oct 26

PRAYERS:
Smokehouse new baby in da house!

Great work boys, always a pleasure!

-EZ

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Return to Cruel Hall

AO: cruelhall
Q: ccr
PAX: Pedialyte, EZ-Go, Donkey Hammer, Works for a Guy, ccr, Fortran, Young and Restless, Mistah Mistah, Topanga
FNGs: None
COUNT: 10
CONDITIONS: I perfect fall morning with a very light sprinkle on the drive in

WARMUP: As predicted by Donkey Hammer, we started slow. Some SSH, leg stretches, arm circles and a quick yoga flow….all set to the legendary Careless Whisper.

THE THANG: An oldie, but a goodie. We performed three full rounds of ULTAS. Four sets of each exercise…Upper Body, Lower Body, Total Body, Abs and Sprints. Ended with the ever efficient 30 seconds of flutter kicks before time was up.

MOLESKINE: awesome being back out with you gentlemen after a summer hiatus. Appreciate Donkey Hammer dragging me out. Playlist theme was live shows the family went to this summer with one exception…. careless whisper…because George Michael is dead. Pedialyte wins the award for not knowing a single song on the playlist! I will post the playlist for those that requested and want to gain some street cred

ANNOUNCEMENTS: 10 year Anniversary convergence tomorrow am at Stonewall (Sevier Park). 6-7am. Come out and celebrate a decade of greatness.

COT: We prayed for the pets in Springfield, OH and for open-mindedness and respect during the upcoming sprint toward the election. Whatever way you lean, get out there and vote!!

Cheers,
CCR

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RS-PC-T

AO: bomber
Q: sooner , Oatmeal
PAX: Papa Bear, Pep, Vector, Schnauzer, Grape, Tim the Toolman, Firefox, CubCadet, Cream Cheese, Hedwig, Wet Wipes
FNGs: None
COUNT: 13
CONDITIONS: respectable

WARMUP: mozy and a respectable amount of stretching

THE THANG:

Sooner begins we’ll choreographed routine

Thang 1: Ab circuit
– 50 crunches
– 50 heel taps
– 50 leg extensions
– 50 Freddie mercs
– 50 crunchy frogs
– 50 hammers
– 50 big boys

Oatmeal gets tired of ab work, throws sooners plan to the winds and takes over

Battle for the most respect (aka f3 bocce)
Split the pax in 2 groups… Sooner gets stuck doing 11s (burpees+star jumps) whilst oatmeal has fun and games getting his friends to play with his ‘bocce’ balls

There was a winner. They are now respected.

MOLESKINE: endeavor to follow in the footsteps of your respected forebearers

ANNOUNCEMENTS: September stuff

COT: healing and gratitude from oatmeal

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Nine Lives

AO: cruelhall
Q: DintyMoore
PAX: Accounts Receivable, Donkey Hammer, EZ-Go, Mistah Mistah, Matador, Pedialyte, softserve, Topanga
FNGs: None
COUNT: 9
CONDITIONS: Pristine

WARMUP: SSHs, LBAC, Good Mornings, Willy Mays Hays, Mosey

THE THANG:
Borrowed from Right Said
9 exercises, 9 reps, run a lap (roughly 400m today, then delete an exercise
1. Merkin
2. Burpee
3. LBC
4. Squat
5. 2-ct mountain climber
6. Side Straddle Hop
7. 8-count Body Builder
8. American Hammer
9. Iron Mike

Mosey back to StartEx

MOLESKINE: Always a pleasure to be in the Shire. Thanks for the opportunity to lead.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: gullivers-travels-challenge ongoing. Visit other AOs to extend your comfort zone and see what’s happening around Nashville.

COT: Good thoughts for all the dads remaining intentional with the start of school and routines and busy schedules.

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Go See Cal!

AO: cruelhall
Q: Cal Worthington
PAX: Mistah Mistah, Donkey Hammer, blackwidow, Accounts Receivable, EZ-Go, Matador, Focker, Pound 🐶
FNGs: None
COUNT: 9
CONDITIONS:
Moist :droplet:

WARMUP: X20
SSH
Imperial Walker
Toy Soldiers
PIckUp
Touch Yo’ 👣
Stay down 4 stretch
Worlds Greatest Stretch

THE THANG:
Catch me if you Can Burpee Edition
Chase your partner to bottom of hill, stop and do a burpee when you catch them. Run it back up the hill to parking lot.

Mosey to covered Area with picnic bench
Set of 11’s – Burpees / 📦 Jumps

Mosey to Parking Lot 4 ⭕️ Sprints x20
T Clap Merkins
Big Boys
Sumo-Squats
Flutters IC
Freddy Mercuries IC

Close out w 5 Burpees for #merica 🇺🇸

COT:
Thank you for rolling out the red carpet for me the last several weeks that I have been with y’all!! I have enjoyed every AO, every workout, every conversation and every playlist…well there was actually only one that wasn’t my cup of tea but I digress!! F3Nash has everything a pac could ever ask for woth a perfect mix of beat down, camaraderie and banter mixed in to make it spicy! I leave you with this thought “WHO ELSE NEEDS THIS”. Our mission is to grow and the “why behind grow” is the fact that there are men all around us who need this and don’t even know it!! You have something special and my challenge to on you is to keep looking for those who need what F3Nash has to offer!! :heart_hands: Cal Worthington

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7/26/24

AO: cruelhall
Q: Accounts Receivable
PAX: Accounts Receivable, Cal Worthington, Donkey Hammer, Focker, Mistah Mistah, Pedialyte, Topanga, Winona
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
F3 Backblast 7/26/24

Warm Up
Side straddle hops
Yoga stretches
10 Burpees

Indian run down to Ellington and back
Grab blocks head to pavilion

Tabata Workout
4 sets / 4 cycles
1. Box jumps
2. Kettle bell swings
3. Curl to press
4. Iron crosses

Back up to parking lot for sprints.
4 sets of:
-sprint down
-Bernie back
-5 atomic merkins

Mary
Round robin fave core exercises.

Moleskin
Lead like Jesus did….as a servant.

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Encore

AO: cruelhall
Q: Winona
PAX: Topanga, Accounts Receivable, EZ-Go, Works for a Guy, Mistah Mistah, Donkey Hammer
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
CONDITIONS:
Cool
WARMUP:
Stretches
THE THANG:
Native American run around the block
11s on the bus hill
Burpees at the bottom and WW1s at the top

5 sets
5 pull ups
20 squats
10 v ups

Sprints
Flutters
Plank
Burpee burnout
MOLESKINE:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT: prayers for pound puppy and family for family member in hospice.