WARMUP: back and hip exercises
THE THANG: see the pic
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:
PLAYLIST:
WARMUP: 41 SSH
THE THANG:
DORA – partners do:
100 – squat thrusters
200 – Chest press
300 – Curls
Travel- overhead carry block to car and back
LT Dans down the hill
Sprints – 50, 80, and 110%
Return to Startex
Cool Guy Mary
MOLESKINE: Thankful for MLK.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: LeanPax forever
COT: did it
[Note: as per new WEIGHTSteros AOQ edict, I had to run a workout that used coupons. So use them we did.]
CONDITIONS: Crisp and new.
PLAYLIST:
[Despite accusations that this was created by ChatGPT – Pep how dare you, sir – and that it consisted of songs from CDs that were on the floor of my 1988 Pontiac Sunbird, songs from a diversity of decades motivated the PAX to start anew.]
– New Year’s Day – U2
– I Will Buy You a New Life – Everclear
– New Sensation – INXS
– Papa’s Got a Brand New Bag – James Brown
– Start Me Up – Rolling Stones
– I Want a New Drug – Huey Lewis and the News
– New World Man – Rush
– Begin the Begin – R.E.M.
– Someone New – Hozier
– Brand New – Ben Rector
– New – No Doubt
WARMUP:
SSH x 26, LBAC, Michael Phelps, Sea claps, RLBAC. Then some mild cardio of high knees, butt kickers, sprints. Then grab your coupon and away we go.
THE THANG:
20 reps each of coupon work:
– Coupon squats
– Coupon kettlebell swings
– Coupon presses
– Coupon rows
– Coupon curls
– Coupon overhead presses
Mosey to sign via lunges, then broad jumps.
Rinse and repeat x 4 (?5).
Break to run some sprints to make sure we don’t fall into the Chunks rule (with some age adjusted distances).
One last coupon work – pull throughs x 20
MARY of flutter kicks, prom dates, Freddie Mercuries, Hello Dollys, and low planks.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– Leanpax starts today! Not too late to join, even if you ate a tub of icing this morning for breakfast.
COT:
– Prayers for work, Grape’s father, CubCadet safe return from PR after flights delayed in the Caribbean, and general cooling of emotions after this weekend’s global events.
– Always great to have Grape back at Westeros . . . I mean, WEIGHTSteros (sorry Michelin Man). Some classic Gilbertisms today including “The only thing new about Huey Lewis is the news” and “20 prom dates? That’s 20 more than I had in high school.”
Honor to lead you HIM – great start to the year. Stay at it.
SYITG, Vec
WARMUP: standard jog around the park
THE THANG:
1. Sevens
Thrusters in middle of parking lot.
Murder bunnies as mode of travel (modify to lunge walk if needed).
Blockees at the Christmas tree pile.
2. Acronym circle- BLOCKS
Do the following:
Big boy sit-ups
Lunges (2 is 1)
Overhead press
Curls
Kettlebell swings
Squats
Did sets of 5x, 5x, 10x, and 5x.
3. Mary. Cool guys incorporated the block in their Mary call. Thank you cool guys.
MOLESKINE: Didn’t want to come. Glad I went. Workout got better with every murder bunny.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: YHC Grinchingly stealing all the Qs in December is over. Back to regular rotation next week. As repayment, those in attendance received a brand new, gently used cinder block as a holiday gift. BRING YOUR OWN COUPN EVERY WEEK MOVING FORWARD.
COT: thank you LORD. Amen.
Subsequently, Doseteria was held at Star Bagel.