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Odyssey discussion

Date: 2026-07-30 AO: Green Machine Q: Pep , PAX: Betty Ford, moneyshot, Old Maid, Cowboy, Pep, Focker FNGs: None COUNT: 6 CONDITIONS: Hot Humid Muddy Sultry Sticky Sweltering May be the reason for Grape absence
WARMUP: Mosey to field
THE THANG: Rectangle: One partner runs while other partner does slower movement. When runner gets to other partner they swap. The slow movement is done the full length of the field. – duck walk -Komodo dragon -Lunge Walk -bear crawl
Indian run Pax moving in a slower motion while last man up runs around them twice -Bernie -Mario skip -side shuffle -Lunge Walk -bearcrawl
MUMBLECHATTER: Odyssey discussion OH: “Tom Holland is great in everything” “Odyssey is not woke, maga” “Imax is sold out even at 7am” “Movies on the big screen are superior to movies on your computer”
Oddly enough, mumblechatter ended when bear crawls started (correlation vs causation?)
ANNOUNCEMENTS: -no august csaup -Tuesday brewsday
COT: -cowboy’s lost wallet was returned to him -Betty ford’s three year is dealing with not being the only focus of her parents.
PLAYLIST: No playlist. Traded for odyssey discussion sprinkled with political comments.
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Green Machine/Atlantis Ultimate Frisbee!

Date: 2026-07-23 AO: Green Machine Q: Firefox , PAX: SalPal, Toothless, Pep, Oatmeal, Cheesehead, Grape, Pole Dancer, Firefox, DintyMoore, sooner, Old Maid, Fondue FNGs: 1 Fondue COUNT: 12 CONDITIONS: Less soupy than it has been. Consomme-like
WARMUP: Mosey to field, sprints and things.
THE THANG: Green Tridents vs Aqua Machine. Scoring team does 5 burpees; scored-upon team does 10 merkins.
Green Tridents (aka Team Cleats): – FNG Fondue – Cheesehead – Oatmeal – sooner – Old Maid – SalPal
Aqua Machine: – Pep – Toothless – DintyMoore – Pole Dancer – Grape – Firefox
No tarps-off turf burns today; DintyMoore brought pinnies. He needed them as he took a couple more tumbles. Score stayed close until the Green Tridents went on a run. Aqua Machine put up a noble fight to get it back to a respectable margin. Final Score: 9-6 Green Tridents.
MARY: 10 WW1s and a Hollow Body Hold
MOLESKINE: No skins today
ANNOUNCEMENTS: CSAUP!
COT: Squatter, Esposa, Sooner’s co-worker.
PLAYLIST: There was music on the sideline, but I mostly just heard Pep and Oatmeal serenading each other.
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Green Machine

Date: 2026-07-16 AO: Green Machine Q: Focker , PAX: Pep, Focker, Cowboy, Cal Worthington, Shania, Peashooter (DR Charlotte) , Spitball FNGs: 1 Spitball COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS: drinking the air
WARMUP: very stretches while I formatted our workout and playlist and while Pep continue to pester me about doing the disclaimer that I made him do instead
THE THANG: 10 hand release merkins 15 jump squats 20 ww1 200 m run x2 Merkins to failure Jump squats to failure Ww1 to failure 400 m run
Mosey to hill 11s with burpees and leg lifts
Mosey to start
MARY: abs and long plank
MOLESKINE: Pep very insistent upon disclaimer. FNG spitball came up with his own name “wet Willy” as a small wink to our silly names. But because of his broinlaw that brought him (peashooter) we went with spitball (also wet)
ANNOUNCEMENTS: convergences and ultimate next week!
COT: God whispers to us in our pleasures, speaks in our conscience, but shouts in our pains: it is his megaphone to rouse a deaf world.” ― C.S. Lewis
PLAYLIST: funk and old school hip hop. Had Cowboy dancing on the track at one point
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Mule Shot Co-Q with no Mule

Date: 2026-06-25 AO: Green Machine Q: moneyshot , moneyshot PAX: Black Lung, Pep, Shania, moneyshot, Grape FNGs: None COUNT: 5 CONDITIONS:
WARMUP: ssh gm wmh
THE THANG:Dora: 100s mule kicks mule presses mule humpers Money Merkins Money Climbers Money Ladders Money Hammers
Mule stairs sit up and burpee at each corner
Elevens Squats WW1
MARY:
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: BlackLung is now distinguished chair holder
COT:
PLAYLIST: at one point pep asked is this what you were last listening to in the 90s?
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Green Machine

Date: 2026-06-18 AO: Green Machine Q: Shania , PAX: Shania, Cowboy FNGs: None COUNT: 2 CONDITIONS: A short but heavy blast of rain this morning :rain_cloud: preceded our :sunglasses: sunshine morning workout.
WARMUP: 40 x squats, SSH, Imperial walkers, a lap around the track
THE THANG: 5x burpee, 10x squats, 15x flutter kicks + mozy across the field
15x merkins + lunges across the field.
Hill climb on the grass : bear crawl up + broad jump down x 2
Hill climb on the pavement : karaoke, side shuffle x 2 ea + burnie back down.
Back to the field: 100 squats, 100 merkins / dry docks in reps of 25 with a jog across the short side of the field in between.
Thanks :face_with_cowboy_hat: cowboy for joining me in this workout for two. :rolling_on_the_floor_laughing:
MARY:
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: New baby Lola – congrats to Betty Ford.
COT: Travel coming up for Cowboy to New York.
PLAYLIST: Apple Music “Hip Hop Ride” music.apple.com/us/playlist/hip-hop-ride/pl.bad592978a074732a9e31b4bb47753cc
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Green Machine

Date: 2026-06-11 AO: Green Machine Q: Pep , PAX: Pep, Cowboy, AuraofEsposa FNGs: None COUNT: 3 CONDITIONS: Cool with some humidity
WARMUP: None
THE THANG: Rectangle – move around a rectangle: starting at endzone, down sideline to the 50, across the field to the other sideline, up the sideline to the endzone and then across to other sideline – first partner runs rectangle while second partner does slower movement. When first partner reaches second partner then partners switch. – Slow movements: – duck crawl – Komodo dragon – Lunge walk – Bear crawl 11’s at the hill – squats – Hand release mericans
ANNOUNCEMENTS: – July 11: 11’s in Percy Warner with slt hand off
COT: – healthy birth of new Betty ford child
PLAYLIST: – A+
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F everything, we re doing five blades

Date: 2026-05-28 AO: Green Machine Q: moneyshot , PAX: Pep, bluemule, moneyshot, Works for a Guy, Cowboy, Shania FNGs: None COUNT: 6 CONDITIONS: moist
WARMUP: ssh, hillbillies, IW, nightclub, Phelps
THE THANG: 400m and merkins, dips, squats, ww1 with escalating 30,40,50,60 reps
MARY:
MOLESKINE: when the competition does 3 blades, go 5
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:
PLAYLIST:
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Running, but at Pep speed. The Pep-alty

Date: 2026-05-14 AO: Green Machine Q: Pep , PAX: Chunks, Squatter, Shania, moneyshot, hambone, Pep, Cowboy, Twinkle toes FNGs: None COUNT: 8 CONDITIONS: Cool, no humidity
WARMUP: None
THE THANG: String of pearls Run around lips comb block. Do an exercise at each corner. First time around 1 rep, second time 2 reps, third time 3 reps. – pull ups – Merkins – Fire hydrants – Windshield wipers
To the hill: 10 squats at bottom, 10 merkins at top 5 squats at bottom, 5 merkins at top
COT: Fox trot’s son moving from sober living to normal life
PLAYLIST: A+ playlist from Cowboy. Songs from his senior year of high school
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Green Machine

Date: 2026-05-07 AO: Green Machine Q: Pep , PAX: Cowboy, Shania, The Gipper, Betty Ford, Black Lung, Topanga (Scott), Pep, Esposa, One Call, Stevie-Wonder FNGs: None COUNT: 10 CONDITIONS: Cool and dry
WARMUP: None
THE THANG: move through field in a rectangle Indian run plus: – mosey – Bernie – Skip – side shuffle – lunge walk – bear crawl 11’s – hand release meriken – Meriken hammer
ANNOUNCEMENTS: 21st holly smoker at cowboys house
COT: Squatter wife Topanga surgery Betty ford new baby
PLAYLIST: None
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Green Machine

Date: 2026-04-23 AO: Green Machine Q: Focker , PAX: Young and Restless, Squatter, Esposa, bluemule, Focker, EZ-Go, SalPal, Horizon, Pep, Topanga (Scott), Cowboy, Wham-O, moneyshot, Andrew McDermott, Pepsi, Swig, Matador, Black Lung, Pedialyte, Puzzlah, Betty Ford, SquareD FNGs: None COUNT: 22 CONDITIONS: chill in the air that gave way to dripping sweat
WARMUP: walking from your car
THE THANG: 400m burpee broad jump, 400m lunges, 400m bear crawl, 400m run
MOLESKINE: everyone can’t wait for next year. I’ll make sure to give the countdown weekly
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Murder Mile in 365 days
COT: laughing and hugging and holding hands
PLAYLIST: Cowboy with the assist