Category: Detention

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Reduce, Reuse, Recycle

AO: detention
Q: Focker
PAX: Topanga, Mistah Mistah, Matador, Movin On Up, Uncle Jerry, Pedialyte, EZ-Go, Winona, Accounts Receivable
FNGs: None
COUNT: 10
CONDITIONS: Almost long sleeve time

WARMUP: SSH, squats, dive bombers

THE THANG: grab coupon
Tabata work. 50 sec on, 10 off.
3 rounds of each exercise group then run top loop
Round 1: thrusters and flutter kicks
RUN
Round 2: rows and WW1
RUN
Round 3: swings and heel lifts
RUN
Round 4: burpee jumps and planks
RUN
Round 5: curl to press and crunchy frogs

MOLESKINE: mid to low Mumblechatter today due to progressing core difficulty noted. Lots of gas passing also due to core work

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Chili time on 10/20! See slack ^^^for details

COT: prayers for traveling, prayers for Esposa to be back soon (we all miss you), prayers lifted for those who were in the hurricane path

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Better later than never backblast

AO: detention
Q: Donkey Hammer
PAX: Cal Worthington, Deep State, EZ-Go, Movin On Up, Mistah Mistah, Michael Freiburg, Pedialyte, Topanga, Uncle Jerry
FNGs: None
COUNT: 10
CONDITIONS: 68 degrees, 90% humidity – moist

WARMUP:
W/u:
ssh, high knees, loop

Mobility work:
Cat/cow
Thoracic rotations
High plank -> right/left foot forward (rotate, wiggle hips, knee down, bends towards and away from knee,l)
Prone snow angel
Prone scorpion
Down dog to up dog
Side lying shoulder rotation
Jane Fondas
Supine pigeon
Straight leg raises – R, L, B

THE THANG:
Wall sit with block, rows, bubkas x 3 rounds
Alt block merkins, block lunges, pull ups x 3 rounds
Block thrusters, squat jumps, block dips x 3 rounds
Return blocks
underhand rows x 25
Hanging knees to chest x 10

MOLESKINE:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
nashville-half-marthaon
October 26 marathon- Nashville Half Marathon
November 9 half marathon – F3 Brentwood
November 30 trail half marathon- Fiery Gizzard

COT:
Welcome back, Cal Worthington. Always great having you back in the Shire. Have fun at Disney.

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Pistol Pete!

AO: detention
Q: Grape
PAX: Black Lung, Winona, EZ-Go, Pedialyte, Works for a Guy, Movin On Up, Mistah Mistah, Michael Freiburg, Deep State, Natural Ice, Matador
FNGs: None
COUNT: 12
CONDITIONS: doesn’t get better than this in Nash

WARMUP: SSH, WMH, LBAC, Moroccans

THE THANG: in honor of Pete Sampras’ first grand slam title on 9/9/1990, we did a bunch of running and burpees

S- 14 suicides
A- 90 Alabama prom dates
M- 64 merkins
P- 15 prison cell merkin burpees
R- 30 regular burpees
A- 40 ab thrusters
S- 45 SSH and 44 squats

5 MoM

ANNOUNCEMENTS: 9/11 and 9/14 convergences

COT: prayers for Mistah Mistah’s friend, for Natural Ice interview, for EZ-Go’s sick household

:grapes:

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Nobody said it was EZ (Go)

AO: detention
Q: EZ-Go
PAX: Average Size, Works for a Guy, Topanga, Mistah Mistah, Donkey Hammer, Grape, Accounts Receivable, Winona, EZ-Go, Pedialyte, Deep State, Movin On Up, Old Maid, Pound Puppy
FNGs: None
COUNT: 14
CONDITIONS:
Average August

WARMUP:
Broga Flow: cobra, downward dog, right hand right foot/right hand stretch upward, warrior 1, rinse and repeat on left side

THE THANG:
*grab a coupon

Block work:
50 – squats
40 – block rows
30 – block mercs
20 – triple arm killers
10 – 8 count bb
5 – bubkas
Repeat x2

CrossFit Lyon Workout :woman-lifting-weights::
5 rounds:
10 squat cleans
10 thrusters
10 burpee chest-to-bar pull-ups

Mary:
*Choose your own adventure
2 min 6 inches
20 WW1
1 min low plank
20 Supermans
20 WW1
20 1-leg Alabama prom dates

MOLESKINE:
Big crew, big sweat, big gainz!

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
cruelhall Convergence with handsomizer on Sept 6 at Geodis
gullivers-travels-challenge is alive and well

COT:
Kids back in school, prayers for new school year
Praise for Average Size new job!

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Endless Summer Vibes

AO: detention
Q: DintyMoore
PAX: Accounts Receivable, Pedialyte, Movin On Up, Winona
FNGs: None
COUNT: 5
CONDITIONS: Soupy (Pennsylvania Dutch term for thick/heavy)

WARMUP:
5 Inchworm Merkins
10 Imperial Soldiers
10 Bushwackers
5 Good Mornings

THE THANG:
Thang 1 –
100 Air Squats
80 Dips
60 LBCs
40 Merkins
20 Lunges
10 Pull-ups
20 Lunges
40 Merkins
60 LBCs
80 Dips
100 Air Squats

Thang 2 –
DORA
100 curls
200 American hammers
300 coupon press
200 Supermans
100 coupon swings

MOLESKINE:
Free workouts are better than paid workouts

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
brewsday tomorrow at 12South Taproom

YHC will be back for cruelhall on Friday

gullivers-travels-challenge ongoing and 80% still attainable but time is running out.

COT:

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Double Nickel Next Level

AO: detention
Q: Wedding Singer
PAX: Spinal Tap, Winona, Deep State, Topanga, Focker, Average Size, EZ-Go, Accounts Receivable, Donkey Hammer, Movin On Up, Works for a Guy, Wedding Singer
FNGs: None
COUNT: 12
CONDITIONS: No Rain!

WARMUP:
Disclaimer
Core Principles
Mission Statement
Credo

SSH x 55
T-Ups x 5 each side

THE THANG:
Mosey to shed for coupons

11 Blockees
Lap

11 Blockees
22 4-count Flutters
Lap

11 Blockees
22 4-count Flutters
33 Thrusters
Lap

11 Blockees
22 4-count Flutters
33 Thrusters
44 Block Curls
Lap

11 Blockees
22 4-count Flutters
33 Thrusters
44 Block Curls
55 Derkins
Lap

Ladder down as time allows
I think some PAX were motivated to surpass the bar set by Movin On Up when I led this first iteration on my 55th birthday on May 31st. I think he and a few others Works for a Guy Deep State EZ-Go and maybe more got through about 3 rungs back down the ladder before time was called. Strong work to all!

Store coupons (at least those that we didn’t crush to powder on our bare hands!

Mosey to wall for a short minute of Balls to the Wall

Final 2 minutes spent introducing folks at detention to the fun that is Guantanamo. Clearly a PAX favorite from all the mumblechatter as we made a full circuit.

MOLESKINE:
YHC would encourage everyone to take a few minutes to read the cliff/spark note about last week’s State of the Nation broadcast, or watch the full recording (even on fast speed if you’d like!)

F3 is a leadership organization, and we need to keep that at the front of our minds as continue to encourage, support and push each other. It’s not just about sweating together on the gloom, but it is about striving to become better HIM for each other, our families and community.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Free F3 Brentwood half marathon on 11/9. Hit up Ponzi for details

COT:
Thanks to Deep State for the kind invitation to join y’all, and thanks for welcoming me! I look forward to coming back again soon.

Stay strong and keep singing
Wedding Singer

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The Red, White, and Blue

AO: detention
Q: Accounts Receivable
PAX: Matador, Accounts Receivable, Esposa, Fidel Salazar, Deep State, Donkey Hammer, Movin On Up, Mistah Mistah, Pedialyte, Topanga, @average-size, @hiester, None
FNGs: 1 None
COUNT: 13
CONDITIONS: perfect

WARMUP: Good mornings, yoga stretches, merkins, Imperial walkers, hillbillies

THE THANG:
Mosey to bottom of hill near Ellington.
Mosey back stoping at each driveway to do 10 Atomic Merkins

Tabata Workout:
4 rounds of 4 exercises – (45sec work /15sec rest for each exercise)
Rows
Lateral lunges
Burpee pull-ups
WW1s

Mosy baseball loop back to parking lot.
Circle up for Mary – round robbin fave core exercises till time.

MOLESKINE: Take on the hard or awkward convos with our kids and cultivate those relationships so they are ones with quality communication.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Convergence at Green Machine for July 4th

COT:

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Feel the Pump

AO: detention
Q: Focker
PAX: Movin On Up, Pedialyte, Esposa, Topanga, Matador, Deep State, Mistah Mistah, Winona, Pound Puppy, Average Size
FNGs: None
COUNT: 11
CONDITIONS: Just how I like it

WARMUP: various stretches

THE THANG:
25 sec on, 10 sec rest x5
Rows
Monkey humpers

Pumping Jacks
Merkins to failure then 20 SSH
Repeat until toasted

Block work 25 sec on, 10 sec rest
Thrusters x3
Presses x3
R leg deadlift x2
L leg deadlift x2
Atomic blerkins x3
R side disco x2
L side disco x2

60sec plank
Return blocks
Mary

MOLESKINE: this one ended up being a surprise burner. Respect for Matador still coming late

ANNOUNCEMENTS: none!

COT: EZ-Go have a great trip!
Esposa wisdom for new job opportunity
Prayers for my selfishness and communication

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U.S. Open

AO: detention
Q: Grape
PAX: Accounts Receivable, Deep State, Donkey Hammer, Esposa, Mistah Mistah, Movin On Up, Winona, Works for a Guy, Pound Puppy, Lockjaw
FNGs: 1 Lockjaw
COUNT: 11
CONDITIONS: a little warm for sleeves

WARMUP: normal shoulder burner:

20 SSH
10 Imperial Walkers
10 Hillbillies
10 LBAC F
10 OH Press
10 OH Clap
10 Seal claps
10 Moroccan night clubs
10 LBAC R

THE THANG: Mosey to the hill and fake like we’re going to climb the hill all morning, then mosey to the shed to get some coupons

Practice hitting BOMBS
Blockees- 25
OH Press- 50
Merkins- 75
BBSU’s- 100
Squats- 125

Mosey

Work on throwing DARTS
Dirkins- 25
APD’s- 50
Regular squats- 75
Thrusters- 100
SSH- 125

Mosey

Just enough time for a short PUTT
Pulls- 5
Unders- 5
Thrusters- 5
T-Ups- 5

ANNOUNCEMENTS: hunger games coming up

COT: prayers for the PAX

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Quarterly Review

AO: detention
Q: tampalibra
PAX: Ponzi, Movin On Up, Ginger, Accounts Receivable, Deep State, Esposa, Donkey Hammer, Matador, softserve, Pedialyte, Topanga, EZ-Go, Winona, Ike, Pound Puppy, Spandex
FNGs: 1 Spandex
COUNT: 16
CONDITIONS:
Ideal

WARMUP:
SSH x 25, Squats x 10, Finger Bangers x 10, Air Press x 20, WMH x 10 OYO

THE THANG:
YHC was pleasantly surprised by the PAX # but it did require some improv to the planned workout. Partner up and grab a block.

PAX 1: 25 reps of a movement, 10 burpees, R&R until partner returns
PAX 2: Baseball loop (1/4 mile)

R1: Block Thrusters
R2: We’re Not Worthy
R3: Merkins
R4: Burpee pullups
R5: 4 Count Flutters

MARY:
Burpeepocalypse

MOLESKINE:
– Really grateful for the opportunity to lead y’all this morning. detention was my first AO, first AOQ spot, and is just a really solid place full of the HIMest of HIM. Deep State is doing an awesome job over there (and EZ-Go on Fridays).

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– If you haven’t been to thestronghold you need to ask yourself why. It’s the epitome of the mission of F3. Time to get outside of yourself and support these men.
– F3 Brentwood doing the TacTeam challenge Sat May 18. Hit up leatherneck for details.
– Struggle 002 June 5th. Hit myself, Ginger or bigbang for details. Again, come support the 4:13 guys!
– Welcome FNG Spandex. I go to church with Spandex and just recently met him, great guy, lives down the road in Caldwell Hall. Who of you can commit to connecting with him and getting him involved with F3 Nashville?
– Esposa earned a 2nd nickname, Big Juicy Bear Hug (BJ/BH)

COT: