Middle Tooth

Date: 2026-10-20 AO: Middle Tooth Q: bluemule , PAX: Topanga (Scott), Esposa, sooner, bluemule, DrRupp, Betty Ford, Cowboy, Pep FNGs: COUNT: 8 CONDITIONS: Spooky
WARMUP: Normal studd
THE THANG: Laps around the park. Stop at each corner. Two teams – the werewolves and the runners. Each round the runners do 10 merkins, 10 big boy situps, 10 plank jacks. Each round the werewolves do an increasing numner of burpees. Previous record was 13. Top three finishers today were Blue Mule at 12, Betty Ford at 13 (ties the record!), and Dr. Rupp who did 16 —and didn’t even get tagged—
MARY: Scary mary
MOLESKINE: Iron sharpens iron – keep getting better!
ANNOUNCEMENTS: 4:13 fundraising, Tennessee Tussle
COT: Iron sharpens iron – keep getting better!
PLAYLIST: Werewolf themed!

Presenting…For the Very First Time as a Couple…

Date: 2026-10-13 AO: Middle Tooth Q: Pole Dancer , PAX: Focker, Cowboy, Esposa, bluemule, Pole Dancer, Betty Ford FNGs: None COUNT: 6 CONDITIONS: dewy
WARMUP: static stretching, quick shavasana, dynamic warmup
THE THANG: Ladder:
Down & Back Run Plank Down & Back Run Burpees, Breakdancing thing, Dips, IYTs Repeat Up Ladder, then Back Down. 5 Reps.
Planks: 30, 90, 150 seconds, then back down Exercises: 10, 15, 20 reps then back down
MARY: no time
MOLESKINE: Toby Keith and Missy Elliot were the top contenders to open the dance floor
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Ya boy needs a 4th competitor for my Tussle Team! Any takers??? Focker bluemule???
COT: Resilience and strength through seasons of change, gratitude for personal relationships, time to look inwards and check in with yourself to allow the best version of you to shine through
PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4OnyuKvhUf7qWC9rOf0v2i?si=798be514bd464bf1

The Beatdown Boogie at Middle Tooth

Date: 2026-10-06 AO: Middle Tooth Q: Old Maid , PAX: Pep, Old Maid, sooner, DrRupp, Betty Ford FNGs: None COUNT: 5 CONDITIONS: Cool morning under a crescent moon. Glove weather for DrRupp
WARMUP: Willie Mayes Hayes OYO Good mornings OYO Toe touches Quad stretch Worlds greatest stretch Hamstring stretches 30 SSH IC
THE THANG: Mosey around track (Partner up – one partner with coupon doing arm/shoulder exercise other partner doing alternate workout) Overhead press (25)/LBC (50) x 4 Mosey around track Lat rows (25)/Lunge (25) x 4 Mosey around track Decline merkin (25)/squats (25) x 4 Mosey around track
MARY:
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Brewsday TN Tussle
COT: Healing for Pep Toothless’s baby and wife
PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0ca5m97HoSsxkwzErL8NWP?si=YmGZFscOQli5UkvXXaqeRQ&utm_source=copy-link&pi=19ZL0B0sRjCxD

THEY’RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD

Date: 2026-09-22 AO: Middle Tooth Q: SalPal , PAX: Focker, sooner, Betty Ford, SalPal, DrRupp FNGs: None COUNT: 5 CONDITIONS: GLORIOUS
WARMUP: Active warmup circuit around the track.
THE THANG: 1. The hobbits ran to Isengard, stopping for burpees and pullups. Modified for time. 2. Fat stupid hobbitses got tired, so orcs carried them. 3. Rohirrim attacked, orcs ran while hobbitses crawled to safety.
MARY: Some.
MOLESKINE: F3 is hard but good. Think about the men in your life that need this community, and make an effort to invite them in.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: CSAUP, TN Tussle, check -f3-nashville-general for more.
COT: Toothless’s 2.2, Pep surgery, Betty Ford tough weekend, unspoken intentions
PLAYLIST:

Middle Tooth

Date: 2026-09-01 AO: Middle Tooth Q: Pep , PAX: Pep, Betty Ford, DrRupp, Topanga (Scott), Toothless, Cowboy FNGs: None COUNT: 6 CONDITIONS: Muggy and dark
WARMUP: Those who hc’d held plank while the non-HC were the timer and did five burpees.
THE THANG: Dora – 1, 2, 3 go Dora – timer: run from on second base to the other second base across the field – Exercises – 100 hand release mericans – 200 windshield wipers – 300 squat jump (slap the ground like wojo of duke fame) – 11’s at side of school – burpees + wwi
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– Brews day at melrose pub – Eat at melrose pub on Oct 21, show flyer, and portion of ticket goes towards 413
COT: – toothless child coming in next four weeks – Toothless child is scooting around (slowly getting to putting weight in hip)
PLAYLIST: Drrupp’s country americana

Middle Tooth

Date: 2026-08-25 AO: Middle Tooth Q: Focker , PAX: Top Loader, Pep, Betty Ford, Focker, DrRupp, Purple Tiger, sooner, Toothless, Cowboy, Esposa, Old Maid FNGs: None COUNT: 11 CONDITIONS: scrub weather!
WARMUP: getting consent and into the Pre-op holding
THE THANG: Vitals x5 minutes 5 burpees 10 squats 15 merkins 20 crunches Repeat
Rolling to OR and Anasthesia 10 kick throughs 10 merkins 10 squats Lap Decrease reps by 2 and repeat lap until done
Off to surgery 10 minutes 5 pull ups 10 lunges 15 ww1 Repeat
Rolling to PACU! Blacktop Bear crawls and Bernie
MARY: recovery room and PT
MOLESKINE: DrRupp with the wonderful OR insights and Toothless with the flashbacks
ANNOUNCEMENTS: none really
COT: be honest with yourself and with God. Only way to get better
PLAYLIST: things Pep judged

Kickball & Burpee Planes

Date: 2026-07-28 AO: Middle Tooth Q: Toothless , PAX: Betty Ford, Old Maid, Pep, Cowboy, Toothless, Pole Dancer FNGs: None COUNT: 6 CONDITIONS: ROASTY, a low of 77º overnight is not cool (literally)
WARMUP: Lil circle of fun, SSH, high knees, big arm circles and the like. Did Scorpions to end though which were so nice on the freshly blacked asphalt that was still radiating heat.
THE THANG: Kickball. 2 teams. 1 winner by the points, but all winners by the workout. – 10 merkins + runs scored for incoming fielders and 10 merkins for incoming kickers – Foul balls are an out, get tagged with the ball or regular force outs for other outs – Bonus burpees: Any plane sighted earns an immediate 5 burpees! Got maybe 5 planes throughout, not too bad
MARY: SSH in silent cadence to try and end on time and avoid the burpee penalty. YHC went too advanced and tried double count merkins vs single and the PAX were not able to stay in sync so we celebrated that poor decision with more burpees
MOLESKINE: Was fun and games but still enough to be winded and work up a sweat with only 3 per side
ANNOUNCEMENTS: you know ’em, see ’em every week!
COT: – Prayers for Chunks travel, Pep, and Toothless
PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/67bXm4toToClGc7x1gMayy?si=33e08687777d433e
As always, it was an honor to lead men! Enjoyed some fun and games while the sun still shines. See you next week! — Toothless :tooth:

Middle Tooth

Date: 2026-07-14 AO: Middle Tooth Q: Esposa , DintyMoore PAX: bluemule, DintyMoore, sooner, Pep, DrRupp, Betty Ford, Esposa FNGs: None COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS: terrible knee injury
WARMUP: ESpoga
THE THANG: HIIt
MARY: some
MOLESKINE: VIVA La France
ANNOUNCEMENTS: MRI 1:20
COT: prayer for those on IR and Betty Ford M for being amazing for allowing us to have Betty Tuesday AMs
PLAYLIST: music

Tooth and Pillar Ultimate Frisbee!

Date: 2026-07-07 AO: Middle Tooth Q: Firefox , PAX: Grape, Cowboy, Pep, YumYum, Firefox, Oatmeal, Two Face, Speedo, bluemule, Harbaugh, Toothless, Betty Ford, DrRupp, Go Fish, BellyUp FNGs: 1 BellyUp COUNT: 15 CONDITIONS: Soupy
WARMUP: Warm-up things while waiting for Oatmeal.
THE THANG: Ultimate Frisbee! We mixed iiipillars and middle-tooth PAX into blended teams, dubbed Three Teeth (Cowboy, DrRupp, Two Face, YumYum, Oatmeal, Go Fish, and YHC) and Middle Pillar (Grape, Toothless, Speedo, Pep, bluemule, Betty Ford, and FNG BellyUp).
Normal ultimate frisbee rules. Scoring team does 5 burpees, scored upon team does 10 merkins.
Middle Pillar was hot early with FNG BellyUp scoring at least 16 of their 9 points, but Three Teeth persevered to rattle off 3 or 4 straight at the end. Middle Pillar wins 9-7. GG.
MARY: Pick up the cones.
MOLESKINE: We’ve seen enough skin for one day.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: – SLT hand-off – Holy Smokers
COT: – Squatter and family – Grape’s 2.0 – Janet – Those struggling with anxiety and other mental health challenges
PLAYLIST: Grape’s trash talk

Middle Tooth

Date: 2026-06-30 AO: Middle Tooth Q: Pep , PAX: Esposa, Pep, sooner, DrRupp, Toothless, Topanga (Scott), @speedo FNGs: 1 @speedo COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS: July- humid
WARMUP: Little baby arm circles Imperial walkers Good morning
THE THANG: Dora a Tre Partner of three Two exercise stations One partner at each station Third partner is timer, runs from one station to the other and swaps with partner at that station – exercise – First – 200 pull ups – 300 wojo (jump squats with a slap of the floor) – second – 200 hand release mericans – 300 windshield wipers (each side a half) – 11’s – Squats – Lieutenant dans

ANNOUNCEMENTS: – Next week convergence with iiipilars – July 11 slt hand off at percy Warner stairs
COT: – toothless child on the way