Run #1

Date: 2026-03-10 AO: tortoise-and-hare Q: Red Skull PAX: Right Said, Crawlspace, Chunks, Pearl (Jonathan Halter), SalPal, Barney, Young and Restless, Decaf, Angry Bird, FNG 1, FNG 2, FNG 3, FNG 4, FNG 5, FNG 6, FNG 7, FNG 8 FNGs: 8 FNG 1, FNG 2, FNG 3, FNG 4, FNG 5, FNG 6, FNG 7, FNG 8 COUNT: 18 CONDITIONS: Dark, damp and perfect running temps
WARMUP: Standard pre-run warm-up: SSH, Squats, IWs, Stretches, WMHs
THE THANG: Find a partner who knows the course and RUN!!! This is one of the faster classes that we have seen in a while. The fastest time was 24:30 and the slowest time was 37:40. It looks like we will have a lot of time for post-run burpees with this class!
ANNOUNCEMENTS: The annual 4:13 Strong fundraising dinner will be on Thursday, April 9, 6p-8p. There is an F3 tables so if you would like to attend, let me know and I will get you registered.
COT: Prayers for focus and the ability to identify and overcome distractions and obstacles.

4 co-workateers

Date: 2026-03-09 AO: coworking Q: Juicy J PAX: morning stār, Natural Ice, FLO FNGs: None COUNT: 4 Working and walking happened to the daily Panera sound track.
We concluded that AI is like a teenager/20 year old … sometimes it doesn’t do what it says it did and yet it’s always confident. Providing context is important. Opportunities to have some extra grace and repeating oneself are also bound to happen.

Through the Fog

Date: 2026-03-09 AO: iron-giant Q: Butterfingers PAX: Horizon, Steely, hambone, Butterfingers FNGs: None COUNT: 4 CONDITIONS: foggy to start and somehow foggier when done, temp was decent (low 50s?)
WARMUP: side straddle hops, good mornings, Willie Mayes, mosey around the lot
THE THANG: a circuit (x4) of: the sled (more like bulldozer today), man makers, dead lifts, curls or overhead press. Then mosey to the pavilion for upright merkins, dips, decline merkins. Pull ups both forehead and curl to 5 (x3), back to the pavilion for dips, upright and decline merkins, then exercise on your 6: WWI, least beneficial sit ups, American hammers, cobra stretch, Superman’s. Mosey back to start for some squats, merkins, and burpees.
MOLESKINE: got foggier, and it was a mix of sweat and fog condensation.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Tuesday OTB at Station Camp HS obstacle course. Merkin madness continuing
COT: prayers for hambone family, Steely employee of the year nomination, Mr. Pancake job possibility, Horizon forthcoming wedding for his daughter.
PLAYLIST: Enjoy the Silence

The Pain Clock

Date: 2026-03-07 AO: the-castle Q: Strutter PAX: Pep, hambone, Horizon, Mr. Pancake, Strutter, Flipper (Matthew), Butterfingers FNGs: None COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS:
WARMUP:
THE THANG:
MOLESKINE:
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Muddy Waters

Date: 2026-03-04 AO: insane_train Q: Wolfpack PAX: Derby, Piglet, Choo Choo, Juicy J, El Capitan FNGs: None COUNT: 6 CONDITIONS: Wish we could just hit pause on this
WARMUP: Explanation of workout
THE THANG: 100 second on / 20 seconds off – 10(ish) yard bear crawls up and crawl bears back – Sandbag Presses or Pullthroughs – Sandbag Squats or Lunges – Sandbag Burpees – WWII’s Repeat 4 times
10(ish) yard sprints x 5
MOLESKINE: More mumblechatter in the beginning than in the end
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Merkin Madness, Grow School, Holy Smokers (Check the slacks)
COT: It’s easy to muddy the water looking for crawfish and easier still to move to another spot once you do so… encouragement to PAX to take the harder route and filter out the gunk in life instead of just moving on to somewhere else.
PLAYLIST: Millennial Bangers :fire:

Misty Monday

Date: 2026-03-03 AO: iron-giant Q: Mr. Pancake PAX: Dilbert, Butterfingers, Horizon, Steely FNGs: None COUNT: 5 CONDITIONS: Cool Mist
WARMUP: SSH Mosey to the Pavilion
THE THANG: 3 Round Picnic Table Circuit Alternate Step Ups Dips 1 legged squats Incline Merkins Box Jumps
Core Work and stretching, with some Moseys mixed in.
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Merkin Madness
New AO at Whites Creek
COT: hambone family
Mr. Pancake job search, final interviews
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The Stubs Trail

Date: 2026-03-02 AO: the_eddy Q: Roadkill PAX: Juicy J, Stubs, FLO, Legos, Motorola FNGs: None COUNT: 6 CONDITIONS: drizzly
WARMUP: nah
THE THANG: Brisk walk up the Ukraine trail with a detour to the newly named Stubs trail. Q energy had me walking too fast…
MOLESKINE:“The difference between successful people and really successful people is that really successful people say no to almost everything.” — Warren Buffett
The big takeaway I’ve had from all the other moleskins lately is making sure we’re focusing our time on higher things, serving others and the right things. Sometimes saying no is the best way to make that happen.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: none
COT: Prayers for our nation, troops, and all those suffering and impacted.
PLAYLIST: Rain….

Sunday 4 mile hiking Ruck

Date: 2026-03-01 AO: the_eddy Q: Stubs PAX: Juicy J, Stubs, Roadkill, Pitmaster FNGs: None COUNT: 4 CONDITIONS:
WARMUP:
THE THANG: Edwin Warner rucking
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: Coffeeteria
PLAYLIST: chit chats

No time to waste

Date: 2026-02-27 AO: pain-train Q: Stubs PAX: Shakira, Derby, Cheeks, Chili Dip, FLO, Stubs, Pitmaster, G-string FNGs: None COUNT: 8 CONDITIONS: Chillier than expected but steamy by the end
WARMUP: SSH x25 BACs x15 BACBACs x15 Slow squats x 10 Slow Mercans x5 WMH OYO Slow mosey with sand bags to the hill
THE THANG: Part 1 The hill 3 sets 15x Carolina Dry Docks at bottom Bear crawl up hill (sandbag drag modify up) 20x LBC
Part 2 Mosey to start of ADA ramp Lunge walk with sand bags up the length of ramp
Sandbag carry to playground
Part 3 Dora 200x bent over rows Timer runs short track around playground
150 sand bags bench presses Timer runs approx 2/3 of short track
200 Bear Hug burpees Timer runs approx 1/3 of short track around playground
Sandbag shoulder carry walk around the park
MARY: various counts of JLo’s, burpees, leg raises, low slow squats

MOLESKINE: Time is our most precious commodity and can be a thief. Be mindful of how we are using it.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Upcoming events: Holy Smokers, Merkin Madness, Growth School, Biscuit run…check general channel
COT: prayed out. Congrats to Derby on the forthcoming 2.0
PLAYLIST: the sound of pain leaving the body

Is it always raining in Whites Creek?

Date: 2026-02-26 AO: offthebooks Q: Mr. Pancake PAX: Squatter, Stumbles, Mitch (Tonto) FNGs: 1 Mitch (Tonto) COUNT: 4 CONDITIONS: Saturated
WARMUP: 20 SSH 10 Toy Soldiers Willie Mays Hayes to Runner Stertch to Arm Raise Mosey
THE THANG: 4 rounds of 10 mosey lap in between
Coupon Squat Kettle Bell Swings Pancake Pours Murder Bunny Alternate Lunge with Coupon Twist Or three way lunge
Finished with: WWI sit ups Pancake Coupon Hammer Circle
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Merkin Madness begins in March
As always, check Slack
COT: Prayers for Squatter family stuff
Prayers for Stumbles work/family
Prayers for Tonto (FNG), work stuff
Prayers for Mr. Pancake Job Search career direction
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