[Pain Train] Loco Motion

Date: 2026-08-07 AO: Pain Train Q: FLO , PAX: Siri, Roadkill, Half Lyfe, Wolfpack, FLO, Bulldog, Fish 🐟 Shake šŸ¤ FNGs: 1 Fish 🐟 Shake šŸ¤ COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS:
Incredible
WARMUP:
Good mornings, SSH, Willy Mays, M. Phelps
THE THANG:
Grab choice of coupon or sand bag and mosey to playground.
Each exercise x 10 for 10 minutes. Run lap after 2 rounds.
Set #1 1. Merkins 2. Curls with cinder block or sandbag 3. Spicolis 4. Pull Ups
Set #2 1. Upright row 2. Overhead press 3. Step Ups 4. Dips
Set #3 1. Bent over rows with swing or sandbag 2. Plus Size Prom Dates 3. Squats 4. Step Ups
MARY:
None
MOLESKINE:
Take the necessary time for self reflection.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
westside-wednesday next week, August 12!
Check Slack for all happenings!
COT:
Welcomed FNG, Fish Shake!
Moment of silence for prayers said and unsaid.
Flo Joe enjoyed and a ride hitched to a moon landing man with a tent tied to his horse. Or something like that.
Have a great weekend, gentlemen!
PLAYLIST:
Blind Melon bangers – thanks Half Lyfe !

Pocket Chicken

Date: 2026-08-05 AO: Pocket Chicken Q: Giving Tree , Ultratecht PAX: Giving Tree, Ultratecht FNGs: None COUNT: 2 CONDITIONS: Solid temperature for a run, but humid.
WARMUP: One loop around the track to see the sunrise but we were too fast for it.
THE THANG: remembered we wanted to explore the area beyond the concert parking and bee hive, only to find a wooded area that leads to the pond upon entering Forrest Green Trailhead.
Ran back to startex and did two hill repeats up high view and back. Caught the sunset on the way down the hill.
Ran 4.5
PLAYLIST: Deer

Yes Derby This is Still One of the Toughest Spots in Nashville

Date: 2026-08-05 AO: Insane Train Q: SalPal , PAX: Wolfpack, Derby, Siri, Juicy J, El Capitan, Roadkill, SalPal, ARRRG!!!, Bulldog FNGs: 2 ARRRG!!!, Bulldog COUNT: 9 CONDITIONS: Ripe with promise.
WARMUP: SSH with review of F3 + 5 Core Principles. Flower Routine with Weighted Squats, Merkins, Leg Lifts.
THE THANG: DORA!!!! 50 pull-ups, 100 50Blockies/Sandbag Burpees, 150 100 Amish Wobbles (Lt. Dan’s with a coupon), 200 150 Swings, 250 Thrusters until the 6 came back.
MARY: Assorted.
MOLESKINE: Modify as necessary!
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Wednesday Westside Meetup, 1000 FNGs, patches for milestones courtesy of Dilbert, events inbound, as always please check slack. T-Claps to our FNGs, and for Derby EH’ing.
COT: Births, deaths, and the lives that fall in between.
PLAYLIST: GREEN SALLY UP, GREEN SALLY DOWN + assorted classic rock hits

[After Hours] After Hours Bootcamp

Date: 2026-08-04 AO: After Hours Q: Strutter , PAX: Flipper, Strutter FNGs: COUNT: 2 CONDITIONS: It’s hot again. WARMUP: 20 SSHs IC 10 WMs IC THE THANG: Mosey to the ruins for 10 burpees, 10 dips IC, 10 derkins IC. MARY:
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:
PLAYLIST:

Tortoise and Hair – Run #4

Date: 2026-08-04 AO: Tortoise and Hair Q: Red Skull , PAX: Dr. Brown Slip, Wham-O, Young and Restless, Right Said, Barney, Decaf, Red Skull, Zummies, Gumbo, Cat Woman, Micro Soft, Sweet Tooth, Purple Rain, Stick Death, Cuties, Pinto, Blue Cheese, Dory, Krabby Patty, T-Bone, Top Chef FNGs: None COUNT: 21 CONDITIONS: Unbelievably beautiful August morning – 72 degrees and low humidity
WARMUP: Windmills, SSH, Tappy Taps, Squats, Stretches
THE THANG: RUN!!! We had 7/12 4:13 Strong men set PR’s this morning. What a strong showing for this class at the 4-week mark!
Only 3 men have yet to break the 30 min mark. With two more Tuesday runs remaining, it is looking like a real possibility to have everyone break 30 mins!
MARY: We had a short Mary this morning as we knocked off five minutes early in celebration of the overall strong effort demonstrated.
MOLESKINE: Zummies shared some deep thoughts as he reflected on seeing trash along Foster Ave this morning after this class cleaned the street on Saturday.
COT: Prayers for family, strength and wisdom.

Tire Station Bootcamp

Date: 2026-08-04 AO: Tire Station Q: Cross-stitch , PAX: Fabuloso, Horizon, Butterfingers, Tigger, Steely, Cross-stitch, Happy Trees FNGs: None COUNT: 7 Tire-Station warmo 1. Micheal Phelps 2. Willie mays hays 3. Good mornings 4. 88 Side straddle hops
Pick tire – ruck march theme set tire down every now and then – Dips x 1 set failure – Merkins x 1 set failure – Squats x 44 – Lunges – don’t know how many we did
– plank
Mary go round – ring toss (depends on people and size of tire)
– plank
– Overhead toss depending on size and time – partner down and back. Optional – If not overhead, we will do flips down and back partner trading out
Mary 1. LBC 2. Flutter kicks 3. plank
MOLESKINE: Great ideas aren’t always great, sometimes without rehearsals, the logistics don’t work out. Listen to the people around you, you aren’t always right. Don’t hurt Tigger , we love him.
Tires are heavier than they look, and when carrying them size does matter.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: praise and prayer for Fabuloso for having a little baby

[Iron Giant] Iron Giant

Date: 2026-08-03 AO: Iron Giant Q: Dilbert , PAX: hambone, Mr. Pancake, Dilbert, Horizon, Country Parkour FNGs: None COUNT: 5 CONDITIONS:Perfect upper 60’s a little humidity
WARMUP: SSH, good morning, type writters
THE THANG: The timer – 100 lb Tombstone carry 120 yards (60 there and 60 back). It was roughly 90-120 seconds which felt forever. Each Pax went 4 rounds of this stupid heavy bag.
The PAX used the new Gloom builder custom dice option. I really liked doing the same one twice several times.
R1 Triceps ext R2 Triceps ext R3 Romanian Deadlift R4 Pain Maker R5 Coupon Curl R6 Coupon Curl R7 BBSU R8 Pain Maker R9 Coupon Curl R10 Triceps ext R11 Romanian Deadlift R12 Bent over row R13 Shoulder press R14 Triceps ext R15 Triceps ext R16 Coupon Curl R17 Shoulder press R18 Romanian Deadlift R19 Triceps ext R20 BBSU

MARY: Flutter kicks IC x 20, 5 sec superman holds, 10 slow half up and hold sit ups.
MOLESKINE: Lots of talk catching up with each others lives, getting more guys to F3 (Dilbert EH’d a stranger, no shock there),
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Lots, check slack
COT: Prayers for the seasons of changes each family is going through right now and offer patience.
PLAYLIST: Iron Giant Rock hits from the 90’s and 2000’s

[The Castle] Pre-party run

Date: 2026-08-01 AO: The Castle Q: Strutter , PAX: Dr. Brown Slip, Strutter, Chunks FNGs: COUNT: 3 CONDITIONS: Moist WARMUP:
THE THANG: Dodging the raindrops for 2-ish miles. MARY:
MOLESKINE: Running through puddles and laughing like middleschoolers. ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:
PLAYLIST: