[Pain Train] Riverwalk AO Naming Beatdown!!!

Date: 2026-09-26 AO: Pain Train Q: Half Lyfe , PAX: Sparrow, Piglet, Half Lyfe, INCHWORM, Barb, Siete, Twin Turbo FNGs: 1 Twin Turbo COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS: Nice cool morning. Will take it!
WARMUP: SSH, WMH, Windmills, misc.
THE THANG: All potential names written on cardboard. Can’t RiverWalk Hill by the Mill Gruesome Newsom The Wall Mill Works Deep End New(som) Train Pool Party The Grinder. Group collectively eliminated prior to start for reasons only PAX will know.
Each person grabs one and we hold plank together to determine bracket seeding. Last person standing=1 seed, 2nd to last=2 seed, etc.
Had 4 rounds of exercises. After each name match up we would switch rounds.
Round 1 20 Merkins 40 Mountain Climbers 30 Iron Mikes
Round 2 20 Carolina Dry Docks 40 Flutter Kicks 20 Lt Dans
Round 3 20 Decline Merkins 30 Dips 40 Squats
Round 4 10 Burpees 8 Absolutions 10 8-Count Body Builders
Once each PAX completed exercises they could move 1 (of 2) 25# AO name plate either forward or backward. AO name Plate that made it to the end of the parking lot first was the winner of that match up.
And the Champion is………
Gruesome Newsom!!
MARY: N/A
MOLESKINE: F3 discussion for PAX to help grow this AO.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: various getting to know F3
COT: count off, name-o-rama, named FNG Twin Turbo! prayers and coffee.
PLAYLIST: Various.

[The Castle] The Castle – New duration – The Castle is now 1 hour

Date: 2026-09-26 AO: The Castle Q: Dilbert , PAX: Creatine, hambone, Steely, Dr. Brown Slip, Happy Trees, Dilbert, Mr. Pancake, Barney, Makita, Horizon FNGs: None COUNT: 10 CONDITIONS: friggin perfect
WARMUP: SSH, typewriters, arm circles
THE THANG: the 1 hr thang TABATA Round 1 – 1 min 40 sec on and 20 rest Stretchy band back pull Heavy bat shoulder rotation Curls Gas pump Abyss merkins Front raised shoulder hold 10 sec at a time 80 lb Sandbag squat thrust 30 lb Kettlebell swing toss as far as you can 55 lb Side lunges 100 lb Tombstone carry
Mosey to Makita car to fetch the frisbee
Round 2 – 30 sec on and 10 sec rest
5 v 5 Ultimate frisbee
MARY: none
MOLESKINE: lots of mubblechatter
ANNOUNCEMENTS: lots happening in October
COT:
PLAYLIST: various high energy songs

[Pain Train] The new King has arrived!

Date: 2026-09-25 AO: Pain Train Q: Wolfpack , Siri PAX: Shakira, Chili Dip, Sooie, Siri, Juicy J, Officer Dangle, Wolfpack, Derby, Bulldog, Argggg, Booch, Paper Trail FNGs: 2 Booch, Paper Trail COUNT: 12 CONDITIONS: lovely
WARMUP: SSH while FNGs roll in
THE THANG: 9SQUARE TOURNY!
A tournament for the ages! Juicy J and Shakira battled back and forth with Juicy looking like the winner as the final minutes ticked away. But Officer Dangle had other plans as he stepped into the Kings square with 3 points and 2 minutes left knocking out the burpees and securing the 8 points needed with the final point scored at the buzzer to take the crown.
Ladies and gentlemen… your new… heavyweight 9 square champion of the wooooooooooooorrrrllllddddddd
Officer Dangle !!!!!
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Juicy J 5k and birthday brunch tomorrow for anyone that can make it. DM him for the deets.
COT: mission credo pillars
PLAYLIST: grunting and the occasional OOOOOOOOOOOO!

The Eddy

Date: 2026-09-21 AO: The Eddy Q: Stubs , PAX: Juicy J, Stubs, Motorola, Roadkill FNGs: None COUNT: 4 CONDITIONS: warm
WARMUP:
THE THANG:steady
MARY:
MOLESKINE: “Give every day the chance to be the most beautiful day of your life” ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:cold brew and prayers
PLAYLIST: birds

Tortoise and Hair – Run #2

Date: 2026-09-22 AO: Tortoise and Hair Q: Red Skull , PAX: Hipster, Wham-O, Decaf, Barney, Red Skull, hambone, Right Said, Young and Restless, Pearl (Jonathan Halter), Dolce Mille, Unc, Heart Song, Sausage Man, Bedazzel, Floyd, Spaghetti-O, DeVito, Hootie, Good Luck Charlie, Cheese Wiz, Strike Out FNGs: None COUNT: 21 CONDITIONS: The Last Day of Summer!!
WARMUP: Regular Pre-Run Warm-Up
THE THANG: RUN!!!
MARY: Post-Run Beat Down delivered by Wham-O
MOLESKINE: It is not a good look when your second run is slower than your first run. It is a good indicator of bad attitude and/or effort. We have four weeks left to get these men where they need to be.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: The Struggle 007 is Friday 10/2. Sign up at jointhestruggle.com

Pocket Chicken

Date: 2026-09-23 AO: Pocket Chicken Q: Giving Tree , Ultratecht, Hot Route PAX: Hot Route, Giving Tree, Ultratecht FNGs: None COUNT: 3 CONDITIONS: Much cooler but still a little muggy.
WARMUP: Rain dances
THE THANG: Fun run for about 4.25 miles
THE DAILY GRID: running long distances in extreme heat is hard
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Climbing Everest

Date: 2026-09-23 AO: Insane Train Q: Wolfpack , PAX: 2 a dayz, Choo Choo, Chili Dip, Sooie, INCHWORM, Bulldog, Roadkill, Wolfpack, Derby, Juicy J, Argggg, El Capitan, Half Lyfe, Sharpshooter FNGs: 1 Sharpshooter COUNT: 14 CONDITIONS: little mist. Perfect temp.
WARMUP: ssh and stretches while we wait for Sharpshooter to roll in from his armadillo fight
THE THANG: sandbag carry to bottom of Mt. Everest.
10 SB Rows 10-20yard SB lunges 10 SB Presses
Repeat to top of hill
SB carry back to startex
MARY: Nah
MOLESKINE: tried to keep it quiet through the neighborhood. May have spooked an old lady or two.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: 9Square tourney Friday at pain-train Juicy J has a Titans 5k on Saturday so message him if ya want to join (and birthday brunch) New AO naming workout Saturday morning – message Half Lyfe for deets
COT: big mountains are hard to climb, but it’s worth it for the view. Go climb something big today.
PLAYLIST: grunting

[After Hours] After Hours Bootcamp – Some 🖐 Some🦵

Date: 2026-09-22 AO: After Hours Q: Choo Choo , PAX: Choo Choo, SalPal, Strutter FNGs: None COUNT: 3 CONDITIONS: Perfect with nice cold breeze
WARMUP: Stretches, Motivators
THE THANG: – Broad jump burpees along the TN rivers; Bear craws with merkins on the way back – Go up the steps; add one jump squat at each landing – Some Dora: Big boys, Dips, Apollo Ohnos
MOLESKINE: Yesterday’s faith cannot fight tomorrow’s fire.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: check -f3-nashville-general. Strutter looking to put up a Respect team.
Some show up in shorts. Some show up in workout gear. And then there’s SalPal, clocking in for F3 like it’s a board meeting. :necktie::joy:

Tire Station Bootcamp

Date: 2026-09-22 AO: Tire Station Q: Locksmith , PAX: Happy Trees, Cross-stitch, Splitter, Horizon, Locksmith, Steely, Flipper FNGs: None COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS:
WARMUP: Micheal Phelps Good Mornings Short Mosey
THE THANG:
10 tire flips out 10 Merks 10 tire flips back 10 Merks 10 tire flips out 10 decline Merks 10 tire flips back 10 decline Merks 10 tire flips out 10 Carolina dry docks 10 tire flips back 10 Carolina dry docks Mosey 10 incline rows on bar / 10 Merks (x3) Repeat tire flips out schedule dropping to sets of 5 on the flip side Mosey You call it for final 6min on your 6 Superman’s/planks/dead bugs/A Franklin’s/missing a couple there/Merks for final 30sec
MARY:
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:
PLAYLIST:

Tora! Tora! Tora!

Date: 2026-09-21 AO: Tora! Tora! Tora! Q: Giving Tree , PAX: greyalbum, Waymo (formerly Space Baby), Giving Tree, The Bobs FNGs: None COUNT: 4 CONDITIONS: Better, but still hot.
WARMUP: Mosey to far hangar for SSH, hillbillies, imperial walkers, a circles, mosey back.
THE THANG:
Sets of unilateral work in below format: 30 seconds workout 1 right side 30 seconds workout 1 left sidd 30 seconds workout 2 right side 30 seconds workout 2 left side X3 Mosey to near hangar and back.
Circuit 1 Overhead hold right hand Overhead hold left hand Wood choppers right Wood choppers left
Circuit 2 Right leg forward deadlift Left leg forward deadlift Right side split squat Left side split squat
Circuit 3 Right side chest press Left side chest press Bird dog hold coupon push and pull right Bird dog hold coupon push and pull left
Circuit 4 Squat with coupon on right shoulder Squat with coupon on left shoulder Right lateral squat Left lateral squat
COT: Productive and non-productive conversation
PLAYLIST: My Apple Essentials
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