Tire Station Bootcamp

Date: 2026-08-11 AO: Tire Station Q: Butterfingers , PAX: Horizon, Happy Trees, Butterfingers, Cross-stitch FNGs: None COUNT: 4 CONDITIONS: Jacuzzi
WARMUP: Side straddle hops x 20, arm circles forward and reverse x10, merkins with various hold points x5, cherry pickers OYO
THE THANG: -Mosey to the stadium, squats x10, mosey to lot with a hill, -Push ups while the timer runs down and back, push ups change direction for each runner. Same with next round but a politician back and squats. Indian run where front drops off for 5 merkins to the pull up bars. -5 pull ups as timer while rest do squats, then same thing but lunges. -Off to the tires where we did the lifesaver (one person throws a smaller tire (the kid) and larger tires (lifesavers) are flipped to where the kid lands.
MARY: Back to start with WWI x5, American hammers x15, WWI x5, Superman’s, American hammers x10.
MOLESKINE: We needed this. And jacuzzi weather is better than freezing (say some).
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Check slack
COT: Prayers for Squatter and for Country Parkour’s move.
PLAYLIST: It’s getting hot in here….

Sunday Eddy Ruck Ruck

Date: 2026-08-09 AO: Sunday Eddy Ruck Q: Juicy J , PAX: Chains (Ryan Johnson), Roadkill, Juicy J, Dangle FNGs: None COUNT: 4 CONDITIONS:
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[Iron Giant] Iron Giant – Free throws of life

Date: 2026-08-10 AO: Iron Giant Q: Dilbert , PAX: Country Parkour, hambone, Horizon, Under the Table, Dilbert FNGs: None COUNT: 5 CONDITIONS: Perfect upper 60’s
WARMUP:SSH, good mornings OYO, and arm circles
THE THANG: One PAX had to make free throws before the PAX as a group finish their exercise. Penalty for the loser each round is 5 BBSU
We got through 5 full rounds, so we did roughly 100-125 BBSU
– 6 man makers – 2 free throws – 20 curls – 2 free throws – 9 squats – 2 free throws – 12 shoulder press – 2 free throws – 14 merkins – 2 or 3 (depending on who was shooting) – 15 triceps extension – 2 free throws – 5 RDL (each leg) – 2 free throws
MARY: Flutter kicks until time
MOLESKINE: Lots of talk about how bad we actually are at shooting free throws. But Dilbert did swiss three in a row and Country Parkour talked a lot of smack about not losing, until he did.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Lots, check slack and get a wattle bottle order in.
COT: Prayers for patience during these changing times and having fun while working out
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Tora! Tora! Tora!

Date: 2026-08-10 AO: Tora! Tora! Tora! Q: Hot Route , PAX: Hot Route, Giving Tree, Ultratecht FNGs: None COUNT: 3 CONDITIONS: ok, considering mid August
WARMUP: up the hill and back down
THE THANG: to the secret garden for 10-1 (or 55) reps of merkins, sumo squats, crunchy frogs and dips. Then mosey runway to the big gym for sale format of pull-ups, table crunches, rows and curtsy lunges
MARY:
MOLESKINE: we went fishing for the sunrise and pulled him out of the water
ANNOUNCEMENTS: stuff on channels, event(s) at Cornelia this weekend and/or next
COT: school lunches
PLAYLIST: dream sequence EOB’s Blue Morpho music.apple.com/us/album/blue-morpho/1874551790

[The Castle] Pre-party run

Date: 2026-08-08 AO: The Castle Q: Strutter , PAX: Flipper, Steely, Dr. Brown Slip, Strutter, hambone FNGs: COUNT: 5 CONDITIONS: Beautiful morning. WARMUP:
THE THANG: Run 2-ish miles. MARY:
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[The Castle] The Castle

Date: 2026-08-08 AO: The Castle Q: Strutter , PAX: Pep, Fabuloso, Makita, Flipper, Steely, Butterfingers, Mr. Pancake, Locksmith, Hipster, Dr. Brown Slip, Strutter, hambone, Horizon, Barney, Dilbert, Louis DeMarco now Six-Shooter FNGs: 1 Louis DeMarco now Six-Shooter COUNT: 16 CONDITIONS: Balmy WARMUP:
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[Pain Train] Loco Motion

Date: 2026-08-07 AO: Pain Train Q: FLO , PAX: Siri, Roadkill, Half Lyfe, Wolfpack, FLO, Bulldog, Fish 🐟 Shake 🤝 FNGs: 1 Fish 🐟 Shake 🤝 COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS:
Incredible
WARMUP:
Good mornings, SSH, Willy Mays, M. Phelps
THE THANG:
Grab choice of coupon or sand bag and mosey to playground.
Each exercise x 10 for 10 minutes. Run lap after 2 rounds.
Set #1 1. Merkins 2. Curls with cinder block or sandbag 3. Spicolis 4. Pull Ups
Set #2 1. Upright row 2. Overhead press 3. Step Ups 4. Dips
Set #3 1. Bent over rows with swing or sandbag 2. Plus Size Prom Dates 3. Squats 4. Step Ups
MARY:
None
MOLESKINE:
Take the necessary time for self reflection.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
westside-wednesday next week, August 12!
Check Slack for all happenings!
COT:
Welcomed FNG, Fish Shake!
Moment of silence for prayers said and unsaid.
Flo Joe enjoyed and a ride hitched to a moon landing man with a tent tied to his horse. Or something like that.
Have a great weekend, gentlemen!
PLAYLIST:
Blind Melon bangers – thanks Half Lyfe !

Pocket Chicken

Date: 2026-08-05 AO: Pocket Chicken Q: Giving Tree , Ultratecht PAX: Giving Tree, Ultratecht FNGs: None COUNT: 2 CONDITIONS: Solid temperature for a run, but humid.
WARMUP: One loop around the track to see the sunrise but we were too fast for it.
THE THANG: remembered we wanted to explore the area beyond the concert parking and bee hive, only to find a wooded area that leads to the pond upon entering Forrest Green Trailhead.
Ran back to startex and did two hill repeats up high view and back. Caught the sunset on the way down the hill.
Ran 4.5
PLAYLIST: Deer

Yes Derby This is Still One of the Toughest Spots in Nashville

Date: 2026-08-05 AO: Insane Train Q: SalPal , PAX: Wolfpack, Derby, Siri, Juicy J, El Capitan, Roadkill, SalPal, ARRRG!!!, Bulldog FNGs: 2 ARRRG!!!, Bulldog COUNT: 9 CONDITIONS: Ripe with promise.
WARMUP: SSH with review of F3 + 5 Core Principles. Flower Routine with Weighted Squats, Merkins, Leg Lifts.
THE THANG: DORA!!!! 50 pull-ups, 100 50Blockies/Sandbag Burpees, 150 100 Amish Wobbles (Lt. Dan’s with a coupon), 200 150 Swings, 250 Thrusters until the 6 came back.
MARY: Assorted.
MOLESKINE: Modify as necessary!
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Wednesday Westside Meetup, 1000 FNGs, patches for milestones courtesy of Dilbert, events inbound, as always please check slack. T-Claps to our FNGs, and for Derby EH’ing.
COT: Births, deaths, and the lives that fall in between.
PLAYLIST: GREEN SALLY UP, GREEN SALLY DOWN + assorted classic rock hits