Pre-party (party of one)

Date: 2026-07-21 AO: Tire Station Q: Splitter , PAX: Splitter FNGs: COUNT: 1 CONDITIONS: thicc
WARMUP: pull-ups
THE THANG: run
MOLESKINE: plenty of time for 3 miles

[Iron Giant] Iron Giant – 1 and 5

Date: 2026-07-20 AO: Iron Giant Q: Dilbert , PAX: Dilbert, Horizon FNGs: None COUNT: 2 CONDITIONS: warm ish but nice
WARMUP: quick mosey one lap, big arm circles, good mornings
THE THANG: 1 and 5 min Round 1 – 1 min all you got max reps *do 10 then the next exercise in the set for 1 min straight Set 1 – Chest press & Straight Arm Overhead extension Set 2 – Curls and Tricep ext Set 3 – Backwards Lunge & Squat Set 4 – Upright row and Bent over Row
Active recovery 1 min crunches
Round 2 – 5 min all you got max reps *do as many as you want until you get tired then the next exercise in the set for 5 mins straight. (this proved to be pretty tough) Set 1 – Chest press & Straight Arm Overhead extension Set 2 – Curls and Tricep ext Set 3 – Backwards Lunge & Squat Set 4 – Upright row and Bent over Row
Active recovery 1 min crunches
MARY: 1 min slow mountain climbers and 90 sec crunches
MOLESKINE: just catching up with Horizon
ANNOUNCEMENTS: check slack
COT: thankful for each other as we both wanted to fartsack. Thanks Horizon for not, you pushed me just enough today.
PLAYLIST: Iron Giant mix (Rock/Rap of the 90s)

Our Little Group Has Always Been, And Always Will, Until the End

Date: 2026-07-20 AO: Tora! Tora! Tora! Q: Vanilla Ice , PAX: Ultratecht, Vanilla Ice, Pixar FNGs: 1 Pixar COUNT: 3 CONDITIONS: Thicc
WARMUP: 100 Blockees
THE PRE-THANG 101 Side Straddle Hops Walkabout to shake out legs 101 SSHs (again)
THE THANG Pax 1 — Mosey with @JacobMarley (42# Chain)
Pax 2 & 3 AMRAP — 10 Merkins / 10 Squats / 10 Big Boy Sit-ups
Rotate, Rinse, Repeat for time.
MARY: Al Gore Hold 90 Seconds
FNG Naming Johnathan Beebee (sp?) (805-471-3752) works in creative tech. Inspired in his youth by Pixar. There’s your name. Came thisclose to being named “Netanyahu”.
Slack invite sent.
COT: :white_check_mark:
Love you, men. Enjoy your new books from F3 Nation. :punch:
:ice_cube:

The Eddy

Date: 2026-07-20 AO: The Eddy Q: Wolfpack , PAX: Motorola, Legos, Wolfpack, FLO, Roadkill FNGs: None COUNT: 5 CONDITIONS: warm and damp
WARMUP: no
THE THANG: up and down the hill with some squats at top and bottom
MARY: nope
MOLESKINE: great to be back! Roadkill (the king of cruises and kidney stones) might feel differently…
ANNOUNCEMENTS: westside-wednesday
COT: “You have to play to win, but you need to win to play.” – Michael Scott
PLAYLIST: birds and mumblechatter

[The Castle] Pre-party run

Date: 2026-07-18 AO: The Castle Q: Strutter , PAX: Dr. Brown Slip, Strutter, Steely, Flipper, hambone FNGs: COUNT: 5 CONDITIONS: HOT and humid.
WARMUP:
THE THANG: 2-ish miles
MARY: ran right into Mr. Pancakes beatdown.
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:
PLAYLIST:

[The Castle] DBRC

Date: 2026-07-17 AO: The Castle Q: Strutter , PAX: Dr. Brown Slip, Strutter, Cross-stitch, hambone FNGs: COUNT: 4 CONDITIONS: HOT and humid
WARMUP:
THE THANG: 2-ish mile OAB.
MARY: slid right into Mr. Pancake’s beatdown.
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:
PLAYLIST:

[The Castle] The Castle

Date: 2026-07-18 AO: The Castle Q: Mr. Pancake , PAX: Butterfingers, Pep, Cross-stitch, Barney, Dr. Brown Slip, Horizon, Flipper, Steely, Mr. Pancake, Fabuloso, Strutter, hambone, Andrew, Philip FNGs: 2 Andrew, Philip COUNT: 14 CONDITIONS: H-U-M-I-D
WARMUP: SSH Hamstring Scoops Toy Soldiers Arm Circles Michael Phelps Good Mornings
THE THANG: MOUNT RUSHMORE SUICIDE (Inspired by ‘Thruster Mountain’ from last week)
4 movements 10 cones; Traditional suicide between rounds.
Merkins Squats Peter Parker Lunges
1st cone = 1 rep per movement 2nd = 2 reps per movement . . . 10th cone = 10 reps per movement . . All the way back down to 1st cone.

MARY: Flutter kicks WWI
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: – CSAUP 50 coming up
– Shrimp Boil at First Baptist Hendersonville; Thurs 6/30 @ 6:00PM fbchville.com/event/mens-shrimp-boil/
COT: – Strutter’s Friend – Ramos Famiky
PLAYLIST: Mr. Pancake Music Library Mix

[Pain Train] The F3 Odyssey

Date: 2026-07-17 AO: Pain Train Q: Puzzlah , PAX: Puzzlah, FLO, Shakira, Siri, Sooie FNGs: None COUNT: 5 CONDITIONS: “A heavy mist cloaked the ship, and the air grew thick and damp, so that no man could see what lay a spear’s length ahead.”
WARMUP: Good mornings SSH WMH
THE THANG: To recognize how close Odysseus and his men got to Ithaca, but never could quite make it, we moseyed to the tennis courts and did three suicides almost making to the end, but never making it home, increasing speed each time.
Four Corners representing different stops on his way back to Ithaca to make it to Penelope.
🌸 STATION 1: THE LOTUS-EATERS 20 “dead-bug” alternating V-ups
Mosey to:
👁️ STATION 2: THE CAVE OF THE CYCLOPS (Blinding Polyphemus)
20 merkins 10 single leg squats/lunges
As Odysseus and his men escaped Polyphemus by riding on the uderbelly pf sheep, crab walk to:
🐷 STATION 3: THE SIRENS & CIRCE Where Odysseus is tied to the mast to endure the Sirens’ call before Circe captures them and turns his men into pigs.
Overhead squat hold 90 seconds 20 Alabama (Aeaea) Prom dates
Bernie to:
🌀 STATION 4: SCYLLA & CHARYBDIS Where odysseus must navigate between Scylla, the six headed monster and Charybdis, whose waves will seallow the ships. Odysseus makes the decision to sacrifice six of his men.
12 burpees (add a second pushup) 20 windshield wipers
Inchworm back to station one
Not enough time to do a second round, so we added army crawls to the mosey to station two in reverse lunges to the Bernie between station three and four.
Last man up run back to startex
MARY: Forced to sneak back into his home there is now filled with suitors for Penelope, Odysseus fights and slay these suitors before reuniting with his wife.
20 Freddie mercury’s 15 Ithacan hammers 15 Hello Dollies
Some light stretching and breathing to close this out.
MOLESKINE: Story of the Odyssey is one of pursuit for family and relying on the support of those around you. And since it’s been 25 years since I read the Odyssey, I probably messed up a lot of the facts, still a good time to by all.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: discernment and support as we go through challenging times together
PLAYLIST: we got some sea shanties, fantastic voyage, songs about coming home, and finish up with some Vanessa Carlton https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2QtD47QBE5rqkSqGx7ExlQ?si=rQIlryS5Rji2Jx3_fTmFNQ&utm_source=copy-link&pi=o2oM6HCHRw6yj

Insane Train: Good Old Fashioned Beatdown

Date: 2026-07-15 AO: Insane Train Q: Shakira , PAX: Half Lyfe, Shakira, Siri, Roadkill, El Capitan, Dr. Dump, Boulder FNGs: 2 Dr. Dump, Boulder COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS: Very Good
WARMUP: Salpal style warm up with 30 merkins, 20 Mike Tysons, 10 SB Burpees, 40 flutter kicks, and 1 minute overhead hold
THE THANG:
10-10-20-30
Partner up. 4 stations, increase reps each circuit. Random SB overhead holds inserted by Q at various points in workout.
1) SB burpees + Flutter Kicks 2) Bearhug bag squats 3) Rows 4) RDLs
MOLESKINE: Consistency is King! Thanks for showing up consistently for our community.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Frisbee tomorrow at Atlantis! Nash West Wednesday night hang coming soon in August!
COT: Prayers for Siri as he ends Paternity leave and starts up work again.
PLAYLIST: NBA Halftime Jams