Iron & Fire

AO: pain-train
Q: Sooie
PAX: Wolfpack, Half Lyfe, Siri, G-string, Cheeks, Sooie, Stubs, Pitmaster
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
CONDITIONS:
Balmy 33 degrees.
Fire playlist courtesy of Wolfpack
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/51444TzeSN59drKik8lhkx?si=N_-BxdfGSyS3YU8lFSrdrA&pi=u-tGeq90oXQ7mj

WARMUP:
Loosen up OYO.
Circle up on our six and fire up the bellows: 30 breaths Wim Hoff style to the rhythm of “We Will Rock You”.
Hammer the Anvil: on the last breath transition to high plank. Exhale. AMRAP merkins on a single breath. TClaps to G-string for getting the most reps…probably like 100 or something.
Plank head, shoulders, knees, and toes 5x OYO
Plank jacks 5x in cadence

Mosey to get cinder blocks.

THE THANG:
BATTLE STATIONS!
– 15lb dumbbell farmer carry around the perimeter of the playground holding the dumbbell by the weight rather than the handle. After 1 lap, PAX rotate to next station.
– IYT MERKIN: plyo merkin with hands and feet leave my the ground. Arms make an “I”, then arms make a “Y”, then arms make a “T”
– SUPER IYT: superman position arms in “I” position gripping 5lb dumbbells. Move arms to “Y”, move arms to “T”, back to “Y”, back to “I”
– BLOCK THRUSTERS
– BLOCK TWISTS/HAMMERS
– BLOCK SWINGS
– BLOCK CURLS
– BLOCK CURL TO SHOULDER PRESS TO EXTENSION

All PAX completed each station. Mosey around the perimeter then repeat. Timer exercise for second round was 12lb dumbbell punches 20x.

MOLESKINE:
New years intentions have a better chance of success in the presence of community.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Leanpax
Hearing regarding ADA compliant equipment to Harpeth Knoll parks Thursday, January 9th. Thanks Stubs for putting this on our radar!

COT:
Prayers and requests lifted. Enjoyed the delicious :wolf: :coffee: for coffeeteria

Track Intervals

AO: the-castle
Q: Chunks
PAX: hambone, Strutter, Splitter, Red Skull
FNGs: None
COUNT: 5
CONDITIONS: Warm for December

WARMUP: No warm up

THE THANG:

Mosey to High School Track

Lap 1: Jog the curves run fast on the straights
Lap 2: Jog the curves run faster on the straights
Lap 3: Jog the curves run fastest on the straights
Lap 4: Recover

Lap 5: Jog the curves run fastest on the straights
Lap 6: Jog the curves run faster on the straights
Lap 7: Jog the curves run fast on the straights
Lap 8: Recover

Mosey back to Startex

Finished with some stretching

MOLESKINE:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

NYD Convergence at Titan
LeanPax is coming

COT:

…Held [indoors], rain or shine

AO: pain-train
Q: Siri
PAX: Pebbles, Stubs, Pitmaster, Cheeks, Wolfpack
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
CONDITIONS:

Dark and damp. Perfect for coffeeteria.

WARMUP:

Side straddle hops, shoulders, mosey to grab a couple coupons and then rendezvous at a pavilion.

THE THANG:

Grab the extra large cinder block and two regular cinder blocks.
One person do short bursts with the 54# cinder block while everyone else does various maintenance exercises.

Short bursts:
5 floor-to-ceiling raises
5 bent over rows (increased to 15 halfway through)
10 goblet squats
Farmers carry two smaller cinder blocks, about 10-15 yards

Maintenance exercises:
Merkins
Monkey humpers
J-los
Burpees
Big boy sit-ups
And whatever else I felt like

Go until everyone has completed 3 rounds with the big coupon.

MOLESKINE:

Rain is not an excuse to miss the pain train.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

– LeanPax starting January 1. Head to the LeanPax channel to refresh on the rules, grab an accountability buddy, and sign up on the spreadsheet.
– NYE Convergence at Titan led by Grape.
– F3 Franklin 10-year anniversary coming in hot. I don’t remember the details…

COT:

Personal details shared, prayer lifted up, Go Team.

The 12 days of Brickmas

AO: the-castle
Q: Strutter
PAX: Chunks, hambone, Splitter, Salami, Strutter
FNGs: None
COUNT: 5
CONDITIONS:

WARMUP:

THE THANG:

MOLESKINE:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT:

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AO: the-castle
Q: Strutter
PAX: Strutter
FNGs: None
COUNT: 1
CONDITIONS: Lonely

WARMUP: it was warm and toasty in my car.

THE THANG: there was no Thang.

MOLESKINE:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT:

Friday the 13th

AO: pain-train
Q: G-string
PAX: Timber, Wolfpack, FLO, Half Lyfe, Cheeks, Pebbles
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
CONDITIONS:
Crisp and still

WARMUP:
– SSH
– BACs
– Back-BACs
– Slow squats
– Slow merkins
– Willie-Mays-Hayes

THE THANG:
Mosey to grab some coupons
Partner up for a little Dora
THANG 1:
– 150 Floor to ceilings
– 200 One-Arm coupon merkins
– 250 Coupon goblet squats
other partner is running a lap around the playground
THANG 2:
– 50 Pull-ups
– 100 Lunges
other partner is doing bear crawls around the small jungle gym

King and Country Drummer Boy challenge

MOLESKINE:
Happy Friday the 13th! In my family, Friday the 13th is a holiday. My Great-great-grandfather Wynn (who my son is named after) instituted this holiday in the 1930s, and the tradition is that every Friday the 13th he would take off work and pull his daughter, my Grani, out of school and take her to see a movie and get ice cream. It was one way he showed her that their relationship was more important than work or school. She passed away this September at 96 years old and still said her dad was the best man she had ever known.

This tradition has been passed down every generation since, and I will continue it with my children. I share all of this because traditions are important only inasmuch as they connect us through time. Love, family, and community are all remembered and celebrated through carrying on these traditions. As the holidays approach and are celebrated, take a moment to appreciate not only your family’s traditions but why you do them and where they come from. Then communicate all of that to your children. Then maybe one day in 90+ years, your great-great grandchildren will still know your name and treasure what was important to you.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– Franklin 10th anniversary on January 4th.

COT:
– Prayers were offered up.

Thanks for letting me lead you fine gentlemen! G-String out

A Lot of Running Q!!!

AO: the-castle
Q: Chunks
PAX: Strutter, Pep, hambone
FNGs: None
COUNT: 4
CONDITIONS: COLD and Windy

WARMUP:
If you need to stretch, get there early or do it at home.

MOSEY!

THE THANG:
Party Pace Mosey till my watch hit 1 mile.
BOMBS
5 Burpees
10 Overhead Press
15 Merkins
20 Big Boy Situps
25 Squats

Mosey halfway back to Startex
BOMBS
10 Burpees
15 Overhead Press
20 Merkins
25 Big Boy Situps
30 Squats

Mosey back to Startex
BOMBS
5 Burpees
10 Overhead Press
15 Merkins
20 Big Boy Situps
25 Squats

That’s it and that’s all.

A Lot of Running Q – Strutter

MOLESKINE:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Check Slack
COT:
Prayed out and discussed lots of Topics at Coffee.

Saturday extended coffee at Black Elm is top notch.

Thankspaining

AO: pain-train
Q: Wolfpack
PAX: Timber, Siri, Cheeks
FNGs: None
COUNT: 4
CONDITIONS: Chilly but not too bad

WARMUP: Stretches and SSH

THE THANG:

Played in traffic
– 20 minute run down 70 (on the sidewalk)
– 5 merkins for every oncoming car that drives by
– 5 squats for every oncoming truck or bigger that drives by
– 5 burpees for a padiddle
– 5 second speed pick up everytime a vehicle going same direction passes

Ring of Fires
– Squat ROF to 10
– Lap around PainTrain with hill sprint
– Merkin ROF to 10
– Lap around PainTrain with hill sprint
– Burpee ROF to 5
– Lap around PainTrain with hill sprint
– BB Sit-ups ROF to 10

MOLESKINE: Apparently nobody drives trucks at 5:30am in Bellevue. Need to remember to pay the random Padiddle car doing laps $5.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Keep eye on slack for F2 events

COT: just replaced my living room floor. Came with some frustrations along the way but so worth it in the end. Reminder to PAX to push through minor setbacks and focus on the bigger wins ahead.

Long Warmup for an Explosive Workout

AO: pain-train
Q: Siri
PAX: Stubs, Wolfpack, Cheeks, G-string
FNGs: None
COUNT: 5
CONDITIONS:
Chilly, but refreshing once we started moving.

WARMUP:
We took our time warming up with some extended stretching, merkin snacks, moseying, and dynamic warmups for our legs (butt kickers, high knees, etc)

THE THANG:
We grabbed 4 cinder blocks and headed to the front doors of the church for our beatdown.

Two teams. One person from each team does Farmers Carry around the perimeter of the parking lot. Everyone else does a designated number of reps of an exercise. When the six is in, the person doing the farmers carry stops and their teammates sprint to where they stopped. New exercise/rep count called out and new person does the farmers carry. Get around the parking lot as fast as possible.
10 big boy sit-ups
20 Sit throughs (each side is half)
30 4-count J-Los
40 Mountain climbers (each side is half)
50 monkey humpers

When the person doing the farmers carry crosses the finish line, their teammates must still finish all their reps. First team to get all their teammates across the finish line wins.

MOLESKINE:
An extended Farmers carry is significantly more difficult than I anticipated. There was a moment where my vision started darkening, and I definitely had a light flavor of blood in my mouth by the end. The whole workout took about 15 minutes tops, even with two laps around the church, but that was all it took to wipe me out.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Butterball Crawl family 5k and 1 mile fun run on T’Giving Day. Also a workout at The Knoll will occur that day.

COT:
Prayers for everyone’s holiday coming up.

Dadbod run club

AO: the-castle
Q: Strutter , hambone
PAX: hambone, Strutter
FNGs: None
COUNT: 2
CONDITIONS: chilly.

WARMUP:

THE THANG: We ran, I complained.

MOLESKINE:

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Stay tuned for a very Castle Christmas.

COT: yes.