21 15 9er

Temp: 74
Gloom Factor: Soupy

PAX: Too Tall, Venus, Red Skull, Frugal McDugal, Flying Tomato, Boy Band, Panhandle, Blades of Glory (FNG), Bagger Vance
QIC: BV

0529:30 Disclaimer

Mosey to Soccer Field

Plank as we discussed:
F3 Mission
F3 5 Core Principles
VAPE

WOR
All IC X 13
SSH
IW
HB

Outside Work
Run 400M
21 Burpees
Run 400M
15 Burpees
Run 400M
9 Burpees

Inside Work (AKA ZEBRA JOCKEY)
21 Pull Ups
21 Thrusters
15 Pull Ups
15 Thrusters
9 Pull Ups
9 Thrusters

Outside Work
21 Box Jumps
21 Squats
15 Box Jumps
15 Squats
9 Box Jumps
9 Squats

Announcements:
New 413 Class next week
Cookout on Sat at Porcelains
5 yr anny 14 Sept
Warpath Night Ops 26 July

Prayer Requests
Boone’s Farm seizure
Baby 413 possible jail time for breaking parole
Penny loafers


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The Standard 028

Pax: Dilly Dilly, Foosball, Funyuns, Tortoise, Savannah (Welcome)

QIC: Tiny Dentist

Honoring: Apollo 11

Warmup:

Shoulder stretches, good mornings, upper back stretches, 50 SSH

Stations:

Pax split up in to two teams of 3 (teams of 3 in honor of the 3-man Apollo crews)

One PAX of each team would ruck run a 400 while the other two team members of each team would complete different exercises for a round as follows (teams would rotate to a different exercise with the completion of each ruck run until all team members completed a round of each exercise):

Round 1:

Team One: tire flips, 40 yard bear crawl

Team Two: pull-ups, battle rope (alternating single-arm reps); PAX would alternate back and forth when 20 reps on the battle rope were achieved

Round Two:

Team One switched stations with Team 2 and rinsed and repeated

Round 3:

Team One: Man Makers with dumb bells and WW1’s

Team Two: Power cleans to squat to shoulder press w/ 60 lb bag and Ruck lunges

Round 4

Team One switched stations with Team 2 and rinsed and repeated

Soundtrack for evolution (select music released in 1969):

Spirit in the Sky – Norman Greenbaum, Honky Tonk Women – Rolling Stones, Dazed and Confused – Led Zeppelin, Voodoo Child (Slight Return) – Jimi Hendrix, Green River – CCR, Feelin Alright – Joe Cocker, Only the Strong Survive – Elvis Presley, Space Captain – Joe Cocker, Good Times Bad Times – Led Zeppelin, Foxy Lady – Jimi Hendrix, I Can’t Get Next to You – The Temptations

Ruck up and sand bag up, mosey to the creek

In honor of 7/20/1969 – date of moon landing:

7 ruck burpees, 20 ruck pushups, 69 flutter kicks

Ruck up for run through the back running path

– Equipment : 2 60lb bags, one 40lb (ish) bag/purse, rucks for each PAX

– Formation: Two three-man columns with sandbag carriers in the front

– Workout format: initially 1 min walk, 1:30 run, but Funyuns nutchecked me and changed it to 30 secs off and 1:30 on. After each run, bags would rotate clockwise.

– for 3 of the first 4 rounds, we stopped for workouts as follows:

1. 11 WW1’s, 11 ruck squats

2. 2 min overhead ruck hold

3. 2 mi  overhead ruck hold

Thereafter, we went 30 sec off and 1:30 on until 5:59

10 Toes to Bar to finish

Prayers: Boonesfarm, Spiccoli, Penny’s Loafer’s wife and all our M’s with health issues

Announcements: Nightpath = July 26th, F3 Nashville’s 5-year Anniversary on Sept 14th

PAX were reminded that we chose to go to the moon because it was hard, not easy. Likewise, we should not be afraid to undertake the meaningful, hard tasks in life…because there is no growth inside of the comfort zone.  Regarding our Christian life, remember that God calls us to take up our cross daily, and that redemption and heavenly rewards stem from our earthly sufferings in furtherance of the Kingdom.

Welcome, Savannah, who showed out like a Standard regular!

It was an absolute honor to lead the men who have inspired me out of my comfort zone and enhanced my character and fitness over the last 6 months. I tell everyone that posting at the Standard is a non-negotiable, that it’s my weekly rite of passage. There’s just something about surviving a Standard workout that is uniquely fulfilling and sustaining. I’m truly a better man and Christian from spending my Thursdays with you. Here’s to many more.

Tiny Dentist out.

 

Pressing the Easy Button with Staples – The Pound 7/18/19

Pre-Party: 3rd Degree led Stats, Ragdoll, Mufasa, Netflix, Barney, and Staples through a burpee, bear, and bridge buffet.

18 PAX in attendance for the main event: Professor X (respect), NumbTucks, 3rd Degree, Nimbus1500, Mufasa, Netflix, Stats, Barney, GlenGarry, Beer Goggles, Sex Ed, Old Hickory, Inspector Gadget, Ragdoll, Type O+, Tebow, ShowMe, and Staples (YHC, QiC)

Disclaimer/Stretching/Partner Up

Thang:

There seems to be some consistent themes this week: running, partners, and the whole body.

So we partnered up into two lines and took off for an all-american, Indian run. No additives in this one; simply sprint to the front of the line with your partner when it’s your turn. Speed bumps were called for sets of Copenhagens, derkins, and erkins (4 sets total) at the ballfield pavilion. We also enjoyed speed bumps for some core work at the little bridge with V-ups, LBC’s, and flutter kicks (3 sets total). For continuity’s sake, we rolled a partner carry into the bear crawl bridge (Props to the stallions in attendance).

With time running short, mosey to the parking lot for some partner wheelbarrows (Q’s a quitter), skanks, politicians, karaoke, and high knees.

Great work by all and it was fun to get to lead you all this morning.

COT/Counterama/Namerama

Post-Party: 3rd Degree led a handful of brave souls in yurpees (I believe).

What we learned:
• We are a community of sinners saved by grace. We are encouraged to minister, and be ministered to, in times of plenty and in times of need.

Bullhorn:
• Keep Netflix’s family in your prayers as his daughter is in the NICU growing stronger over the days ahead. Consider ministering to his family through meals (see the sign-up on Slack if you’re interested).
• Pray for Swinger as the diagnosis of his discomfort continues. We’re grateful some things have been eliminated.
• Pray for Mrs. Professor X who is shuttling wrestlers to the Midwest this week.
• Pray for Little Miss Piggy as the doctor’s review his circumstances.

MRRA

11 to put the race in racetrack this morning.

PAX:
Flying Tomato, Black Widow, Atlas, Backlash, Old Hickory, CAPSLOCK, Bedpan, Egg Bowl, Red Skull, Umbrella, Tampa Libra (QIC)

Warmup:
SSH x30
Slow-and-low AirDrama x20
Lbac / reverse x15
Shoulder press x50
Spider lunge x10

THANG:

    • Split into 2 groups
    • Each group grabs a 25lb coupon
    • Indian Run to the parking lot

Group 1:
20 merkins / 1 PAX low plank with coupon on back
wait for the  6 in a low merkin hold
Sprint to the opposite end of the lot

Group 2
20 WWI  / 1 PAX hollow hold with coupon on back
wait for the 6 in a hollow hold
Sprint to the opposite end of the lot

Following the same pattern: Group 1 does 19 WWI / Group 2 does 19 merkin’s and so forth down to 1.

Indian Run to the field with coupon

  • Each group lined up shoulder-to-should and on their 6.
  • 3-count American Hammer with coupon, pass to the left and then back down. Repeat.
  • 3-count American Hammer x2 with coupon, pass to the left and then back down. Repeat
  • High plank position. Keeping hips steady, pull the coupon through to the next PAX, all the way down and back. Repeat.
  • Sprint the loop
  • Repeat the above x2

Mosey to the lot for some quick mobility work, WMH, Good Mornings, and we’re done.

Announcements: PennyLoafers Bride had her procedure yesterday and all went well. Hoping for release today but it’s likely tomorrow.

Umbrella is starting a book club, likely 2 Fridays a month. Time and location TBD.

We Ran @ Mickey’s BW Debut VQ

excited world cup GIF by Disneyland Paris

Pre-Party: Stats led Staples, KermiT, Barney (sorta) and 3D in some modified Cindy. 5 Pull-ups, 7 Merkins and 9 Iron Mikes on the minute for 10 minutes.

19 PAX in attendance for the main event: Prof. X, KermiT, BarneyFievel, Stats, Staples, InspectorGadget, SexEd, Mufasa, GlenGarry, Tebow, Nimbus1500, Hot’N’Ready, TypO+, ShowMe, MicDrop, DoubleDirds, HushPuppy, Mickey (VQ) & 3rdDegree (YHC)

Disclaimer/Warm’o’Rama

ShowMe lap and then, per Q’s demand…STRETCH…the whole body version

THANG

Mickey wanted to run…so we did.

anniversary running GIF by Mickey Mouse

We did Uphill Partner Carries (UPCs) in Stonebrook. Then we flapjacked. Then we ran to a loop in Ballenger and did 4 laps with 4 variations up the Hill: Sprint, BroadJumps (Tebow has the BEST form), Politician, and then side shuffles. There were various speedbumps of increasing numbers of Merkins (How many Q?!?!?!, until 3D taught Q how to punish that question, then everyone got good at remembering or asking a fellow PAX) with a downhill bearcrawl (Nimbus dominated and completed without standing or stopping BEASTMODE) on the mosey back

~3 miles total

Post-Party: Finish running back to the lot with an impromptu sprint inspired by Mufasa (ROAR) and then circle up while we wait for the 6 with AHs & 5 Dwarfkins (can that be cadence?!)

CoT / Counterama / Namerama

BullHorn:

  • Great VQ Mickey! I notice you purposefully avoided anything that required cadence…we’ll work on it…
  • Keep signing up for Q slots for July. Aside from injury, there are all been unique Q’s so far. YHC challenged the PAX to only lead once this month…
  • Continue to keep health issues of multiple PAX or their families in your T&P: Ulysses, Swinger, Barney, LMP, Carrot, MicDrop and others I’m sure…
  • 3rdF opportunity to Bless NetFlix’s family with a meal to congratulate them on their daughter’s (premature) arrival: sign up HERE
  • NightPath: free Ruck CSAUP July 27 with F3Franklin. Talk to 3D for more info.
  • F3Dads Camp in Tennessee in September!!! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/f3-dads-camp-runamuck-tickets-58879270483

That is all.

3D, OUT!!!!

Q by Committee @ DEFIANT 7/15/19

Pre-Party: YHC led Staples and Ragdoll in some stretching…start off the week right!

Sexy 6 PAX in attendance for the main event: Prof. X, Ragdoll, Creeper (Welcome Back!), Staples, Old Hickory & 3rdDegree (Q)

Disclaimer/Warm’o’Rama: This is an off the cuff 3D & friends extravaganza due to some DR needs for Barney & WhiskeyKnee by Typo+ (seriously though, he has insomnia…TAP)

After some disclaimer and options provided by YHC, we all decided to split up the Q. Here’s how it went…

  1. 3D led 100 Merkins (partners split and did 10 and a time and recover while partner performed)
  2. RagDoll led an abbreviated Cold War with 50ft. sprint and 5 Yurpees, then Mosey back to perform 5 Merkins, 5 American Hammers and 5 WWIs. R&R going down on Yurpees and Up on American routine. #AmericaWins
  3. Old Hickory led Partner WheelBarrows x 3 and Partner Carries x 2
  4. Staples led Indian Run & an AYG sprint
  5. Professor X led us in 5 Floating Starfish ( x 2 thanks to some suggestions by YHC and OH) and 30 seconds of Side planks
  6. Creeper led us in rounds (5 or 6?) of 5 reps of pullups and 20 LBCs.

CoT / Counterama / Namerama

Post-Party: 10 Dwarfkins done by 5 of the 6 PAX

What we learned:

  • Creeper encouraged us to seek the SkyQ’s presence as well as to be present where we are (turn off screens and electronic devices)
  • I enjoyed some waterteeria and 2nd F with 3 other PAX…

BullHorn:

  • Keep signing up for Q slots for July. Aside from injury, there are all been unique Q’s so far. YHC challenged the PAX to only lead once this month…
  • MICKEY VQ ALERT! Join us as we cheer him on in support of his first Q.
  • Continue to keep health issues of multiple PAX or their families in your T&P: Ulysses, Typo+, Barney, LMP, Carrot, MicDrop and others I’m sure…
  • Praise from Creeper (the world-wide traveler) who has seen a lot of youth profess faith recently and commit to live that way…
  • NightPath: free Ruck CSAUP July 27 with F3Franklin. Talk to 3D for more info.
  • F3Dads Camp in Tennessee in September!!! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/f3-dads-camp-runamuck-tickets-58879270483

Humbled with the opportunity to sharpen and be sharpened.

– 3D OUT!!!!

Jaden and Will

2 of Nashville’s most handsome and bearded PAX showed out for a variety of ruck exercises.

PAX: T-CELL & Tampa Libra

THANG:
Ruck mosey to the track

Partner 1: Wall sit with repeated ruck front raises
Partner 2: Sprint the track 1 loop sans ruck
Switch and repeat

Partner 1: Hollow hold
Partner 2: Farmer carry two rucks length of the field and back
Switch and repeat
Rinse and repeat for 3 rounds

Partner 1: Plank of choice w/ruck
Partner 2: 10 merkins w/ruck
Switch and repeat
Reverse ladder 10-1

Partner 1: Low plank w ruck pull through
Partner 2: Lt. Dan half the field and back
Switch and repeat

Partner 1: High pull w/ruck
Partner 2: Double time ruck 1 loop

Finished off with a single arm alternating ruck curl ladder 1-5 then 5-1.

COT:
Both PAX going through the adoption process. We prayed for our families and for the children God has planned to add to them.

 

Westeros 7-15-2019: Working Off the B-O-U-R-B-O-N

8 HIM felt the fine mist from Barry’s Eastern Front and were a welcome sight after being DR last week on vacation with my extended family.

PAX:  Vector (QIC), Hi-Viz, Harvey Updyke, Cub Cadet (Back after 3 weeks DR), Crablegs, Pumpkin Spice (Chippendale right out the gate – Spice Factor Under Par this morning), Drago, Bicentennial Man.

Conditions:   76 degrees, light mist . . . perfect.

Disclaimer given. Mosey to tennis court for the

Warm-o-rama:  SSH x 15, WMH x 12, Good Mornings x 10, LBAC x 12, Overhead Claps x 12, RLBAC x 12.

Mosey to Playground to start the “cleanse.” On vacation, I informed the PAX that I had enjoyed a bit too much bourbon, so they were going to help me work it off.  As the mumblechatter commenced later in the workout, I informed them that they were lucky I didn’t make them work off the dirty martinis and cigars too . . .

First Round:
B:  Box Jumps
O:  Overhead Squats
U:  down Unders

Start with 1 each and repeat up to 10 reps.

Playlist:  Because I have been accused of playing “old” songs on my playlists, I asked my kids to make their own playlist for me, with the hope of having more of what the “kids today” like to listen to.  First up:  my son Thomas’s playlist.  As you can see, the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree . . . 

TNT – AC/DC
I Want You Back – Jackson 5
September – Earth, Wind, & Fire
Back in Black – AC/DC
Immigrant Song – Led Zeppelin
ABC – Jackson 5
Boogie Wonderland – Earth, Wind, & Fire
Hells Bells – AC/DC

Second Round:  
R:  Ring of Fire (last week when I did post with F3 PAX from Knoxville and B’ham in Seaside, this was a crowd pleaser):  Merkins starting with 5 reps around circle while PAX holds high plank.  Work down to 1.  Repeat for Wide Merkins.

Third Round:
B:  Burpees
O:  Overhead Pull-Ups
N:  “Normal” Dips

Start with 1 each and repeat up to 10 reps.

Extra Bonus Round:   Having missed HIM Cub Cadet who was DR for 3 weeks, we performed a special set just for him:

Mosey to front of school stairs.  5 irkins, bear crawl up stairs, 5 merkins, bear crawl down stairs, 5 derkins.  Mosey to shovel flag with a hill sprint for added measure.

 Mary:  Flutter Kicks x 12, Crunchy Happy Frogs x 12, Russian Twists (c/o Drago) x 12, Boxcutters x 12

COT:

  • Lift up the 12:  Pumpkin Spice thankful for 5th anniversary, sister’s wedding (and move to Nashville).  Crablegs thankful for career change and navigation of the issues therein.
  • Porcelain Potluck this Saturday at 6pm — details and sign-up on Slack – he must already be hard at work preparing, seeing how he missed out after his HC . . .
  • Libeery on the 23rd
  • Added my thanks for my family and being able to spend time with them (and how sometimes it makes you drink more bourbon . . .), thanks for my son and his music taste, even if he played songs older than I usually do, and thankful for the men of F3.

Was an honor as always to lead you men this morning.

SYITG,
Vector

Tour de 12 A Redux of Sorts

TEMP : 80
GLOOM FACTOR : Wet
PAX: Aaaaayyyy, Specimen, Foxtrot, PA, Black Lung, Care Bear, Boy Band, Deep Dish, Porcelain, The Jeweler, Hambone, Life Champ, Bagger Vance
QIC: BV
Double Slaughter Starter
10X Burpees
10X Squats
High Plank while reviewing the following:
F3’s Mission – To Reinvigorate Male Community Leadership Through Small Peer Led Workout Groups.
5 Core Principles – 1) It’s Free 2) It’s Open to all Men 3)It’s Held Outdoors Rain, Snow, or Shine 4) It is peer led in a rotating fashion 5) It ends with a COT
VAPE – A Virtuous Leader has a Vision, that is Articulated to a Purpose while Exhorting that VAP in others.
5 Cs of Leadership – Candor, Commitment, Contentment, Courage, Competence
Recover
Thang Explained – In Indian Run mode we will pay homage to T Cell aka The Point and go on a Tour de 12
1st Stop – Whites Mercantile for Merkins
4 Sets (a nod to our 4 years in existence) x 12 reps IC (12 S hood)
2nd Stop – Halcyon Bike Shop
Freddy Mercs
4X12 IC
3rd Stop – 12 S Tap Room
4×12 IC Alternating Shoulder Taps
4th Stop – Hambone Hill
Lt Dans 4X12 single count w 12 IC Plank Jax between each set. After set 2, switch to reverse. Plank and wait for 6.
5th Stop – Frothey Monkey for, wait for it, Monkey Humpers 4 sets X12 IC.
6th Stop – Wall Sit right hip stretch x 12IC, Superman feet on the wall x12IC, Wall Sit left hip stretch x 12IC, Balls to the Wall (Kotters to BTTW) x12IC
7th Stop – Fahrenheit Yoga for some Burpee math followed by 17 burpees per PAX, box jumps X12 single ct w 12 single ct merkins between sets
8th Stop – Picnic Shelter I for 5’ of Cindy:
5 Pullups
10 Merkins
15 Squats
(Disclaimer: We are on the 2X4s so watch out for nails, pins and staples)
Time
NMM:
Less running than YHC would have liked but the Indian Run was a nice twist to keep the PAX together. PAX kept in order for the entire am, another little mental test that proved no issue. The math at Fahrenheit Yoga was too much for YHC and thankfully, Aaaayyyy, from Austin crunched the numbers while the PAX did some burpees.
There seemed to be some disgruntled customers with the DJ mix this am, YHC takes full responsibility. The Spotify mix was not as hard and fast as expected, will be better next time or maybe it won’t…
Big turnout this week, first time in the teens in a bit.
Good to have PA in the mix and Black Lung even showed up early. Worlds are colliding Jerry.
Hambone was rocking the Mustache like a true champ. He may or may not have offered free mustache rides to a couple of bride tribes near P Brew.
Foxtrot coming off a bout of the butt flu acquitted himself nicely. It was obvious he was under the weather as his entry into the parking lot didn’t send PAX scrambling for their lives.
Porcelain is reppin 12th Man this month and has asked us all to Push the 12. PA and The Jeweler were 1&2 and shared their Thanksgiving for work rhythm and life rhythm.
BH:
Lots going on in the next few months. Head to Slack for more accurate info…this is what I remember 13 hours later:
This week we have Libeery with Bicentennial Man on Q.
On the 20th Porcelain is hosting a cookout.
Foxtrot is hosting a Lamaze class at his office on Tuesday at 1015.
Yuck Ruck in the works for August.
5 Year F3 Nashville Anniversary 14 Sept.
YHC,
BV

Sparta Formally Known As Ulysses

Preparty: 3rd Degree (QIC), Nimbus, Kermit, NumbTucks
Part 1: 11’s
Exercise 1: Imperial Squats
Exercise 2: Burpees
Mode of Transportation: Craw Bear Up Hill
Part 2: Stairs
1 PAX performs 3 sets of stairs while others do some planks, flutter kicks, & Freddy mercuries …work down to one

The Workout
20 PAX total: NumbTucks (QIC), Ulysses now named Sparta (QIC), Kermit, Nimbus, Stats, Gaylord Focker, Double Bird, Beer Goggles, Show Me, 3rd Degree, TV Guide, Staples, Pocahontas, Topper, Piccolo (FNG), Peffercorn (FNG), Little Miss Piggy, Mansacpe, Tebow, Mufasa

Warm-Up:
SSH, Cherry Pickers, Willie Mays, Good Mornings, Baby Arms Circles (forward & backward), Overhead Claps, Shoulder Presses

THANG: Murph (some of it)
Perform 10 Pull-Ups, 20 Merkins, 30 Squats. Between each set perform step-ups or flutter kicks until everyone is done. Run .25 mile lap, rinse and repeat. I think we finished 6 sets??

COT: 10 Burpees

Remember: Sign up to bring Netflix a meal https://www.signupgenius.com/go/9040e4eabaa23a46-meals

Prayer:
– Netflix as their baby will be in NICU for a while
– Tucker (Sparta’s sone) thanks for a better result but prayer for future treatment
– Gabe (Little Miss Piggy’s brother waiting for a kidney match)

Good work men, good job Sparta for your first Q .