Wednesday Bloody Wednesday – Racetrack 6.19.19

13 PAX (initially) posted for a mosey and some humid garage work. ’twas an interesting first 10 minutes…

PAX: Offshore, Red Skull (paramedic #1), Double Check, Penny Loafers (paramedic #2), Dr. Smartt, Bedpan, Hot Pockets, Umbrella, Black Widow, Boone’s Farm, Calf Killer, Greasetrap (patient), Razorback (Q).

Conditions: Not as muggy as expected….until we reached the depths of the parking garage. Lesson learned: for the balance of the summer any garage work will be featured on the top deck where the air actually moves.

WOR: Mosey around MW park loop and circle up for SSH, GM, WMH, cotton pickers, OH and seal claps, squats, merkins, spidermans and hillbillies.

THANG: Extended mosey from MW park to parking garage. Q took the time to drive the route this morning and confirm sidewalk availability for PAX safety. Q failed to evaluate the number and placement of light poles, not thinking that would be a relevant impediment to PAX running in a straight line. As Q was approaching intersection of East Park and OHB, I hear a loud “dooong” noise, akin to running past a street sign and slapping it. Turns out, that noise was the product of Greasetrap’s forehead making direct, full-speed contact with a light pole (he turned to speak to Red Skull, looked up and the light pole was upon him). As Slack pictures show, the result was a doozie of a cut on his dome – thankfully Red Skull and Penny Loafers jumped in to serve as his care team, got him home safely and Andy Wicke was at the ready to stitch him up. Harry Potter has been submitted as a potential new name for Chase – based on placement and size of scar to come, this idea has promise.

Bloody excitement behind us, we continued our circuitous mosey for about 1.25+/- miles to the garage for the following.

Bottom of each ramp:

  • 5x burpees
  • 10x Peter Parkers (5x each side)
  • 15x Carolina dry docks
  • 20x merkins
  • 25x air presses
  • Backward run up the ramp
  • Walking lunge the flat section to next ramp

After first two rounds, Q realized the above exercises all work the same muscles, and modified to 5/10/10/10/15. Last round was just 50 air presses to finish in time.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Surgery is scheduled for Penny Loafers wife in mid-July. Continue to pray for the family and let’s be thinking about ways to serve them next month.

Calf Killer’s cousin Ryan was in a bad climbing accident recently and is recovering from some very serious injuries. More procedures to come so pray for full recovery.

Pleasure to be with you men this morning. Let’s try to limit injuries from running in straight lines in the future. 

#wps

The Committee-Q

Conditions: mid-70s and huuuumid

Pax: Bicentennial Man (QIC), Blue Mule (QIC), Harvey Updyke (QIC), Hi Viz (QIC)

…you read that right. When YHC pulled in at 5:28, the other three pax were ready and waiting. Blue Mule threw out the idea that in the absence of anyone stepping up to the Q-plate, we all split the Q duties, each taking roughly 11:15 of leading the pax through their paces. And so began the Committee-Q…

Hi Viz’s Part 1: Disclaimer to remind us all that none of us are professionals, then mosey from shovel flag, around western edge of Elmington, to just behind home plate of the baseball diamond. Warm-ups including SSH, LBAC, Air Press, Reverse LBAC, WMH, and Good Mornings. Lined up on the nearby bleachers for some 10-15-20 DIDs, followed by Monkey Humpers. Rinse and repeat, reversing the numbering (20-15-10) on the DIDs.

Blue Mule’s Part 2: Mosey to the playground, pair up. One partner runs to a destination point (cycled through the southwest corner of the park, the steps in front of WEMS, and the nearby book birdhouse), while the other gets in AMRAP of the called exercises, which rotated after both partners had completed the run. Exercises included merkins, overhead claps, burpees, and manmakers.

Harvey Updyke’s Part 3: Mosey to the tennis court for some 4-corners action. At the first corner, 25 merkins. Crab walk to second corner, for 50 Carolina dry docks. Bear crawl to third corner, for 75 monkey humpers. Lt Dans to fourth corner, for partner curls (one partner is down in wheelbarrow position, other partner grabs their ankles and performs a bicep curl).

Bicentennial Man’s Part 4: Mosey back to the playground for Elevens with pull-ups and decline merkins. Time was called with 3 minutes to spare, and the pax moseyed back to the shovel flag, for a quick Mary consisting of J-Lo’s, flutter kicks, and box cutters.

COT/Announcements:

Leadership lunch this Friday at Thistle Farms cafe, coordinated by Vector. The topic will be dealing with difficult people, with words of wisdom from a senior leader in Vanderbilt’s Compliance organization.

Great creativity and flexibility by our small group this morning. Pleasure to lead – and be lead by – each of you.

-Harvey

Remembering Levi, One Year Later

PAX: T-Cell, Moneyshot, Hipster, Princess Aurora, Spinal Tap (Kotters), SATCO (FNG) and En Fuego (QIC)

7 PAX tried out a new potential residence for the Skunk, journeying to the home of the III Pillars AO, and in doing so faced a “kid-friendly” workout full of monkey bars, relay races and crab hunting in an effort to honor Levi Hughes, the son of a buddy of mine who passed away in a drowning accident one year ago today.   This workout was performed just under 12 months ago, about 3 weeks after Levi’s funeral, and today we turned to it again, hoping the little man was enjoying what he was seeing.

Levi Hughes embraces his dad, Jonathan, during the

Warm up with a mosey heading up to the field, making separate stops to perform 3, 13 and 15 merkins (Levi’s birthday of 3.13.15)

COP: SSH x 13, WMH x 13, Scorpion Stretch x 13 (totaling 39 reps, representing the 39 months Levi spent in the arms and care of his family and friends).  Head to the monkey bars to begin the…

THANG:

L – Lateral Pull-Downs, aka pull-ups.  273 total reps amongst the team of 7, approximating 39 per PAX (YHC had a little trouble with his math here – PA there for the rescue).  Upon completion, head to the track for a relay race – 2 PAX complete a lap while the remaining PAX hold high plank; repeat for next 2 PAX and then final 3 PAX.  Head to corner of the field for:

E – Escalator utilizing BLIMPs.  Collective counts of 70, 140, 210, 280 and 350 (YHC again a little fuzzy on the math) with respective BLIMP of Bodybuilders, Lieutenant Dangers (Dans with a merkin thrown in – became quickly apparent that each PAX had their own way of performing said exercise), Imperial Storm Squats, Merkins and PlankJacks.  Knock out respective count as a team and then run to next corner to begin next exercise.  All in, head back to track for next relay race, this time PAX hold low plank

V – Vacuum Cleaners. Two PAX hop in wheelbarrow position; wheelbarrow to sideline (approx. 20 yards), perform 5 derkins, reverse wheelbarrow back to starting line.  Flapjack until all PAX have wheelbarrow’d.  Back to track for final relay race, this time PAX alternate between high and low plank

I – Indian Crab Walk.  Levi’s favorite beach activity was crab hunting, and in his final moments he got to live out the excitement of putting on his Crab Hunting t-shirt (favorite shirt to wear) and get ready to head to the beach to go do just that.  PAX line up on their six, PAX in the back crabwalks to the front, then next PAX, etc.  PAX on six alternate doing LBCs, flutters and American Hammers.  Perform until time no time left on the clock – got to believe the little man enjoyed that one – and we mosey back for COT.

Honor to have led and appreciate you allowing me to celebrate Levi this morning.  Thank you for showing up and doing your part.

We discussed in the COT, I’ll throw in the backblast as well.  Levi’s mom mentioned in the eulogy that Levi came to her at 11:00 that night wanting to hop in bed with her.  Whereas normally she might encourage him to head back to his bed, that night she rolled over and they spent their last night together, just the two of them, in a bunk bed.   Amazing moment that gives YHC a tiny bit of joy in an otherwise extremely sad situation.  Great reminder to YHC and hopefully to us all – nothing is guaranteed, enjoy and appreciate each day and breadth for the gift that it is, keep telling those little ones in your life how much you love them.  And the next time little feet patter into your room in the middle of the night, maybe roll over and create some space while you still can.

En Fuego

#cruelhall 6.7.19

17 PAX braved the conditions for a good little AMRAP to start the weekend.

PAX: Big Stick, Floppy Disk, Bagger Vance, Dupree, Black Widow, AR, CCR, Dine ‘n Dash, Master Splinter, Moving on Up, Atlas (my hero), Yard Sale, PSL, CAPS LOCK, Dmish, Prevac, Razorback (Q).

Conditions: Wet and it got wetter.

Tunes: My old and insufficient speaker was the target of much complaining. But I’m cheap and she’s been with me for a lot of good years.

WOR: Mosey to bottom of bus hill for some SSH, GM, WMH, BACs, OH and seal claps, merkins, squats, spidermans and a couple hill sprints. Then mosey to covered court for…

THANG: AMRAP because YHC wasn’t in physical or emotional shape to bark orders all morning. The white board (which will return) listed the following exercises (alternating between the two options each round), and PAX were instructed to complete as many rounds as possible in our ~35 remaining minutes.

  • 10x pullups / horizontal rows
  • 20x merkins / Carolina dry docks
  • 30x squat jumps / split squat jumps (15x each side)
  • 40x LBCs / reverse crunches
  • 50x hillbillies / Imperial walkers (25x each side)
  • (4x) * (round number) 8-ct body builders (so 4, 8, 12, 16… for those of you who were Rick Singer customers)
  • Baseball lap

Pretty good pace by the whole group, who eschewed the covered court after round 1 in favor of the wet playground. I think the cardiovascular elite tallied 6 rounds total (or close to it). Back to the parking lot right around 6:15. 

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Several challenging health situations discussed this morning – let’s keep those families in our prayers and remember to serve and encourage them when and how we can.

First Friday lunch is today @ 11:30 at the Cookery.

Pleasure to be with you men this morning.

#wps

10 PAX Stood Up @ Westeros – 6/3/19

PAX: Pumpkin Spice, Trapper Keeper, Defrost, Reveille, Black Lung, Blue Mule, Crawlspace, Hi-Viz, Bicentennial Man, Right Said

QIC: Right Said

WOR:

Mosey

SSH

LBAC

rLBAC

Air Presses

GM

Windmills

Merkins

Squats

 

Thang

Stand Up: PAX held People’s Chair while the song Stand Up for the Champions by Right Said Fred played. Each time the phrase “Stand up” was heard, the PAX stood up and then went right back into People’s Chair. 3:18 song. There was lactic acid aplenty.

Short mosey to Marlborough and Chesterfield for 10 merkins followed by 5s between Chesterfield and Fairfax with merkins and squats.

Mosey back to the school pick up circle for a group exercise inspired by Trapper Keeper’s soccer game. Standing in a circle, each PAX took a turn naming an exercise and a rep count and then the volleyball was passed around the circle until the ball touched the ground. The number of touches before the ball hit the ground was subtracted from the initial rep count.

Mosey back to the start.

Vector’s Leadership Lunch is coming up Friday, June 21. RSVP to Vector.

Prayers for Ludwig’s wife and the family.

 

-YHC

The Buffalo – 05.31.2019

It’s payday and it’s Friday.  So it’s a good day.  Here’s what we did at The Buffalo to celebrate.

Conditions: Absolutely delightful.

PAX: Hipster, Pocket Chicken; Roundabout (FNG); Locusts and Honey (FNG); Hot Route; Small Things; Tampa Libra; Brother at Law (QIC)

WOR: Mosey around the tennis courts.  Circle up for SSH x20; GM x10; WMH x10; LBAC lunge x10; reverse LBAC w/ lunge x10; Imperial Walkers x10; Hilbillies x10; Slow and Low merkins x10.

THANG: Two of us grab coupons a la Pocket Chicken and everybody meet at tennis courts.  Then we did something that according to the Exicon is call Colonel Trautman.   Okay!  Everybody gathered at tennis courts, roughly 20 yards from playground.  P1 runs to playground for three pullups, then runs back to tennis court.  P2 does 10 merkins then holds high plank.  Tag out when P1 returns.  Rinse and repeat.  Each pair went at least four times, so 12 pull ups, 40 merkins, and some good high plank time too.

Mosey to the big hill at Shelby Ave.  One partner runs backwards up the hill, then forwards back down, while second partner AMRAPs the following: Set 1: Merkins; Set 2: Dry Docks; Set 3: Mountain Climber Merkins.  Tagging in and out throughout.  Rinse and repeat entire thing once.

Mosey back up to tennis courts for some four corners.

Corner 1: AMRAP Squat and overhead press with 25 lb weight plate.

Corner 2: AMRAP Ariana Grandes

Corner 3: AMRAP Lt. Dans

Corner 4: 30 LBCs.

When the 30 LBCs are done they mosey to the next corner, who then mosey to the next corner, so on and so forth.  We made two full rotations with our time left.

Mary: American Hammers x20; ASTs x20; some leg stretches because it sounded good; 5 burpees for trash talking Tampa Libra who has no time for feelings.  All done.

Announcements:  Lots of F3 and F3-adjacent families to keep in our prayers.  Sinclair family, Penny Loafers family; Tampa as they begin process of adoption; lots of new dads and dads with little ones on the way too.

T Claps to Pocket Chicken for promotion at work.  I want to say Commander.  I hope that’s right.

Always an honor to work with and lead you guys.  I’ll be in California next week but can’t wait to get back at it.

[Razor]Back to Back Stair Work – Racetrack 5.29.19

17 PAX tolerated a back-to-back stair-heavy Q from yours truly.

PAX: Offshore, Dr. Smartt, Tampa Libra, Double Check, Yard Sale, Umbrella, Penny Loafers, Tiny Dancer, Atlas (mad respect), Hot Pockets, Boone’s Farm, Bagger Vance, Dinger (FNG), Edible Arrangement, Grease Trap, Olan Mills, Razorback (Q).

Conditions: Summer is here [said in Jon Snow voice].

Tunes: We got the Led out, but the PAX withheld verbal affirmation of such great music selection.

WOR: 10 burpees at home base then mosey/walking lunges to top of parking garage for Good Mornings, WMH, BACs, Spidermans, Scorpions, Iron Cross, and Jane Fondas. Mosey to bottom of stairs near Holler & Dash for…

THANG: 11s up and down the big stair case. Burpee/box jumps at the bottom (start at 10 down to 1), atomic merkins at the top (start at 1 up to 10).

Impressive pace by several PAX, Q was dragging a bit this morning. After finishing the 10th ascent, we gathered at the top of the stairs for Mary: WW1s, flutter kicks, Alabama prom dates, Supermans, LBCs, side plank oblique J-Lo something or others. 

Mosey/walking lunges back to starting point just in time. 

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Welcome FNG Nate Cloak (aka Dinger). He hails from Omaha, and there was some post-workout confusion that the Little League World Series is hosted there (it’s actually the site of the NCAA World Series). This link explains his name despite the incorrect underlying premise: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoSj1GaIIsU.

Penny Loafers’ wife received an unwanted diagnosis yesterday, but their treatment path sounds confident and their outlook is admirable. Be praying for Emily and the Herring family as they figure out next steps. 

Continue to pray for Sinclair family and look to F3 General slack feed for meal signup and other ways to serve. 

I believe a new group of 4:13 Strong young men started recently, so look for opportunities to post with them in the weeks ahead.

Pleasure to be with you men this morning.

#wps

Medals of Honor

 

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MEDALS OF HONOR — Acknowledging our Heroes 

Today, we started off the Memorial Day weekend with a tribute to all the great heroes serving this wonderful country.  YHC instructed PAX to find a battle partner who they will stay with throughout.

PAX in attendance: Nimbus 1500 (pre-vac after PP), 3rd deg,  Barney Fievel, Old Hick, Staples, Bear Gryllis, Swinger, Toad, Mursa, TV Guide, Mic Drop, Creeper, Wolverine, Farva (FNG), Hush puppy, Numbtucks, Ragdoll, Playboy, Cheezwhiz, Tebow, Altidore, Stats, Color Run (FNG), Chewy (FNG), and (Q) Little Miss Piggy — YES! that’s an all time high for Nolensville –25 PAX!

Conditions — wonderful

Pre-Party: Stats pulled a fast one on  preparty HIMs last week, but held himself accountable this week and showed up at 5:15 to lead it:  Multiple 50 yd sprints with 10 reps of exercises the PAX picked from the workout card deck.

Warm-up/Disclaimer/BattlePlan:  

Pick up the big Coupons from Staples’ truck.  1 per pair. head to the road.

Mosey Thang: (put those together b/c QiC really intended this to be more than just moseying
PAX 1-John Cusak with coupon, PAX 2 – duck walk (stay together) x approx 100 yds.  ;   Speedbump for 25 monkey humpers — Now switch roles and carry on another 100 yds.  Took two rounds of this to make it to the soccer field.

Thang 2: The man, not-so-much a myth, but clearly a legend …

CHARLES BRONSON!

PAX  may remember from doing this workout in the fall, but what wasn’t revealed at that time is that Charles Bronson was a veteran.  Enlisted in 1943 for WWII and served as an air gunner (which is a dangerous position to be in)-served in Guam fightin them Japs and did 25 missions. So in his honor, we did:

25 reps each of Iron Mikes, Squat jumps, Side Lunges (each side), and Squats
In between each exercise, PAX sprinted 100 yds then dropped and army crawled 15 more yards, mosey back to the start.  Stay with partner.

Thang 3:   Soldier gotta build each other up, then be there help each other out as well when things get tough.

Resist and Assist

PAX are accustomed to the endurance factor of high rep counts and burning those slow twitch fibers, but time to build some fast twitch with anaerobic blast to failure:
PAX 1 – resist PAX 2 doing 10 merkins to point of failure on 10th rep, then keep going without rest x 10 more with PAX 2 assisting; then switch

Rinse and repeat with Derkins, and Irkins using the coupons.

Thang 4:   We have honored many of the fallen brothers in arms over the past couple weeks, who have given their lives for us and our country.  So today, YHC also wanted to honor those who took action is the same manner, being willing to almost certainly lose their life to save others , and yet miraculously lived.  While in San Antonio this week, YHC was at the Center For The Intrepid, where military personnel are rehabilitated from even the worst of trauma injury. A plaque of one the guys was on the wall, Corporal Kyle Carpenter. This soldier is the youngest ever to receive the Presidential Medal of Honor for actions he took while in Afghanistan.  While on a roof top security detail, Taliban decided to attack in mid-day. Story is that as grenades began falling onto the roof top, Cpl Carpenter went running from one to the next throwing them back off the roof until one finally went off as it left his hand.   He had massive trauma to his face and right arm, losing the eye and most of his hand, but saved several lives.   So in his honor, PAX performed:

Grenade Suicides

Markers placed each 10 yds for total of 50 yds.  (Markers were t-shirts: Barney and Old Hickory had already decided shirts were for sissies so we used theirs, but YHC could hardly solicit another from anyone–Wolverine finally obliged.)

PAX (staying with partner) performed 5 burpees (getting and tossing back the grenade) at the baseline, then ran to next marker for another 5 burpees.  Return to baseline and repeat but advancing then to the next farther marker in “suicide” exercise fashion.   Audible–QiC decreased to 3 burpees after 20 yd marker due to time.

YHC noted after the exercise another Medal of Honor recipient who recently passed away, he was the oldest Medal of Honor recipient that was still living…Robert Maxwell (98 years old).   He earned his medal in WWII when a grenade came into the bunker and he immediately grabbed a blanket and dove on top of the grenade.

Mosey:  Help each other carry the load — Partners work together trading off doing John Cusaks with the coupon as we make way back to the tennis court.

CoT/Numbers/Names  — 25 PAX, 3 new FNGs named today
Prayer:
– 
Praise LMP’s wife had clear bone scan, mother-in-law’s mastectomy went great and recovery going well
– Soccer Mom still needs prayer coverage
-??  please comment on the slack post any other prayer needs to add to this list

YHC addressed the group about some things to think about.  Like these soldiers we honored today as well as all the others out there right now working to protect us, be willing to live in service to others and to sacrifice for others, even unto death. Spiritually we are called to die unto self every day, and to love God and love others — we are to be willing to give of ourselves.
Read Psalm 116 — many great things in it, but notice the theme of commitment and the “I will” statements.    and ” The death of His faithful ones is valuable in the Lord’s sight.” v 15.

Announcements:
-Memorial Day CSAUP including preparty Murph set for 5/27/19. Brentwood YMCA, Murph Preparty 5-6, Hero of the Day Workout 6-7, then Ruck Post-party.
-2ndF opportunity Saturday for a brisket-fest. Check out Slack.
-NumbTucks will also be reading and leading a 3rdF discussion June 29th after the Forge on the Dude’s Guide to Manhood.

Post-party:  3rd Deg and Staples – 10 Dwarkins  (1 merkin, 1 dwarf kick to left, 1 merkin, 1 dwarf kick right …repeat x10 reps)

Coffeeteria enjoyed too

—Little Miss Piggy

Cpl. Kyle Carpenter                                                                  Robert Maxwell

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Gloria! 4:13 Kicks Off Again – 05.23.2019

Another class at 4:13 Strong assembled with the men of F3 for another seven weeks of fun.  I just recycled the same workout I did last time pretty much.  And hell I’ll probably do that again for the next class.  It works!

PAX: Bagger Vance; Casual Friday; Paco; Khakis; Fame-O; Hot n’ Ready; Puddle; Boo; Red Skull; T-Rex fka Dreads; Walk On; Juice; Black Widow; Lockbox; Notes; Big Country; Stretch; Brother at Law (QIC).

WOR: YHC cranked the victory song of your Western Conference Champion St. Louis Blues for the mosey: Laura Branigan’s banger “Gloria”.  Damn good way to start a Thursday.

Mosey to back corner of property through gravel lot, touch gate, then to basketball court for some stretching.  SSH x20, GM x10, WMH x10, Lunging LBAC x10, Reverse LLBAC x10, Windmill x10.  I think that’s it.

THANG: Just like last time I did this, name of the game was constant movement and getting back to relieve your partner.   Count off 1’s and 2’s (I believe we successfully had 4:13 guys paired off with non-4:13 guys).  We never ran far, but it all added up.

One partner grab a coupon and we all mosey’d to the short hill by the trees.  P1 does work for time at top of the hill.    P2 runs to bottom of hill, then runs back up and tags P1 out.  No sets, no reps, just work on called out exercise until Q calls out something different.  Rinse, repeat, rinse, repeat, rinse, repeat, ad nauseum.

Exercises for three minutes each exercise: 1) burpees; 2) American hammers; 3) squat and overhead press; 4) mountain climbers; and 5) curls (beach season!).

Everybody was looking a little worse for wear, so we took a minute for a core social with lots of high plank and WWI’s.  Then just repeat the same five exercises above but this time for two minutes each exercise.  All while partner is running the hill and back.

Mosey back to parking lot for some MARY: American Hammers x20; AL Prom Dates x20; Flutter Kicks x20.  Then I think some high plank to finish it off?  Time!

Announcements: Complimented the COT efficiency.  Best ever from a 413 class I think.  A 413 member asked me how F3 started and I obviously deferred to BV who handled with great aplomb.

Props to Q who, after vomiting mid-workout, told me I went too easy on the new class.  Oh brother.

Offered up a prayer of gratitude for F3, 413 Strong, and our ability to bounce back from mistakes.  I’ve made plenty and will make more.  But it’s what we do after our mistakes that defines us.  Really proud to see Q and Terrence back in the class after tripping up in previous classes.  The right choice is rarely the easy choice.  Let’s help them see it out.

Bagger is leading a 5000 calorie sweatfest on Memorial Day.  Details on Slack.

The Buffalo in East Nashville is going great.  Come see us!

Done.

Bomber 5-24-2019: Guess the Playlist Theme

18 HIM came out to make themselves better by working their bodies and their minds via a playlist theme contest.

PAX:  Vector (QIC), PA, T-cell, Bad Boy, Toothless, DFrost, Cub Cadet, Lunch Lady, Crawlspace, Porcelain, Hambone, The Jeweler, Pumpkin Spice (FIFO), Dewey, Lemon, Blue Mule, Bicentennial Man, TK [Hambone, PA, and Pumpkin Spice for pre-party]

Conditions:   Light breeze, sunshine – perfect

For today’s workout, YHC created a themed playlist.  PAX were told that each person had 1 guess to get the theme.  First to guess the playlist theme wins breakfast at Dose and bragging rights as the smartest in all of Bomber.  Those paying attention should have caught clues all along the way . . .

Warm-o-rama:  

Mosey to Rec Center.  SSH x 11, WMH x 11, Good Mornings x 11, LBAC x 11, Seal Claps x 11, RLBAC x 11, and Imperial Walkers x 11 (that’s 77 total for those of you paying attention at home – hmm, a clue perhaps?)

Playlist: (First Half)  

Opportunities (Let’s Make Lot’s of Money) – Pet Shop Boys
Why Can’t I Be You? – The Cure
Don’t You Want Me? – Human League
Mama, Said Knock You Out – LL Cool J
I Touch Myself – The Divinyls

First Round:
Mosey over to side of Rec Center for 7s (hmm, another clue?):
Split squats and Irkins

Second Round:
Another set of 7s (clue):
No Surrenders and Squats

Third Round:
Mosey to wall.  25 reps each of:
Dips
Elbows to Hands
American Hammers

Fourth Round:
Another round of 25 reps of:
Derkins
Lt. Dans
Y-Raises

By now, the PAX had multiple way wrong guesses (“The songs to which you first had sex,” “Your med school study playlist,” “Revenge of the Nerds,”) and one protester who noted the songs were “too old” (cough, cough, Pumpkin Spice).  T-cell saved the day by correctly guessing the theme of 7 Deadly Sins – It helped that the current song playing on the playlist was It’s a Sin by the Pet Shop Boys.  YHC noted the clues of 7 and the first letters of all the exercises (S-I-N-S and D-E-A-D-L-Y) that were right there in plain view.  The first 5 songs represented Greed, Envy, Pride, Wrath, and Lust.

Playlist: (Second Half)  

#1 Crush – Garbage (Lust)
Come Out and Play – Offspring (Wrath)
Obsession – Animotion (Envy)
We are the Champions – Queen (Pride)

Celebratory Repeat Round:

25 reps each of the S-I-N-S exercises followed by 25 reps of the D-E-A-D exercises.

 Mary:   Exercises to represent the theme.  25 Alabama Prom Dates (Lust) followed by ones that represent Envy (because all will be envious of our awesome abs after this workout):  WWIs, Crunchy Happy Frogs, and some painful crunch that Blue Mule picked (brain was too hypoxic to recall name, but it was effective).

COT:

  • Prayers for Bad Boy’s colleague’s son who sustained head trauma after skateboarding and for those in my hometown of Jefferson City, MO after the tornado hit on Weds night.  Also prayers of thanksgiving for my son and Cub Cadet’s son, who graduated 8th grade last night (CC’s son was valedictorian).
  • Reminded the PAX that the 7 deadly sins of Greed, Lust, Sloth, Gluttony, Wrath, Envy, and Pride are all Jesters that can derail us on our course of acceleration to become HIM.  Thanks to all the PAX for helping us keep our eyes forward and away from these distractions in life.

Was an honor as always to lead you men this morning.

SYITG,
Vector