IronPAX Week 0 – Zachary Tellier

AO: cruelhall
Q: EZ-Go
PAX: Focker, Deep State, Donkey Hammer, Esposa, EZ-Go, Fortran, Harry Caray, Kraut, Michael Freiburg, Pedialyte, Tinkertoy, Average Size
FNGs: None
COUNT: 12
CONDITIONS:
Hotter than it should be

WARMUP:
25 SSH
25 Alternating Toe Touches
10 Low and Slow Merkins
Willy Mays Hayes
Stretch OYO while describing the Thang

THE THANG:
IronPAX is a F3 nationwide challenge issued by F3 Greenwood. It’s one HARD workout per week that competitors can upload their scores and see how they stack up.

This year is themed after RED (Remember Everyone Deployed) WODs, this week remembering U.S. Sgt. Zachary D. Tellier, 31, of Charlotte, NC (USA) a combat infantryman with the 4th Squadron, 73rd Cavalry Regiment, 4th Brigade Combat Team, at Fort Bragg. He died Sept. 29, 2007, of wounds sustained while on a ground patrol in Afghanistan.

For time:

10 burpees
5-10-15-20 yard shuttle runs
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10 burpees
25 merkins
5-10-15-20 yard shuttle runs
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10 burpees
25 merkins
50 lunges (hard way – right leg-left leg=1 rep)
5-10-15-20 yard shuttle runs
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10 burpees
25 merkins
50 lunges (hard way – right leg-left leg=1 rep)
100 big boy sit-ups
5-10-15-20 yard shuttle runs
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10 burpees
25 merkins
50 lunges (hard way – right leg-left leg=1 rep)
100 big boy sit-ups
150 squats
5-10-15-20 yard shuttle runs

Submit your score here: f3greenwood.org/ipc-submit-score

Check out more about IronPAX here: f3greenwood.org/ironpax

MOLESKINE:
Very sore as I write this. Workout was sneaky but definitely caught up with us later on in the day so I’ve heard.

Good work boys.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– 11 year convergence next Saturday at Sevier Park
– Sept 11 convergence Thursday at Green Machine

COT:
– Prayers for our troops and their families at home and abroad

Four Corners of Fun 🥳

AO: cruelhall
Q: Cal Worthington
PAX: Harry Caray, Pedialyte, Esposa, EZ-Go, Donkey Hammer, Kraut, Tinkertoy, Young and Restless, Finger Dust, Fortran, Deep State, Topanga, Works for a Guy, Pound 🐶 , 0
FNGs: 1 0
COUNT: 15
CONDITIONS: :ok_hand:

WARMUP: Started on time with a few excercises IC as the Avengers of cruelhall were still pulling into the lot hoping to beat the buzzer :rotating_light: Ended the warmup with a Native American Run around the school and grabbed a coupon to bring back!

THE THANG:

Four Corners of Fun! Excercises at each of the 4 Corners using different modes of transportation for each round. Go to the corner, do the excercise come back to center, One SITUP and proceed to all corners, always stopping at the center for the sit-up! (Picture in Comment section)

COT: Keep Pushing! Always a pleasure to be with Y’all #nashvilleismysecondf3home #iloveithere #shirerising #noimnotmoving

Get the Led Out

AO: detention
Q: Donkey Hammer
PAX: Uncle Jerry, EZ-Go, Accounts Receivable, Deep State, Esposa, Focker, Michael Freiburg, Movin On Up, Tinkertoy, Topanga
FNGs: None
COUNT: 11
CONDITIONS: 65, moderate humidity

WARMUP:
1st warmup – ssh, wmh, gm
2nd warm up – walking imperial walkers, walking hillbillies, side shuffle left, side shuffle right, easy jog
3rd warmup – broga including down dog to up fog, cat/cow, squat rotations, runners stretch with a twist, prone snow angels, prone scorpions, Earl Fondas, SLR

THE THANG:
Bus hill: 10 jump squats and 20 APD top, jog to bottom, alligator merkins uphill halfway, then 20 lunges, then jog to top x 4 rounds

Playground: rounds of 5 bubkas, 10 v-ups, 20 J. Lo’s. till finish

MOLESKINE:
Contentment. May we strive to find it.

Deep State states friend, Daniel.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Major announcement coming to cruelhall this Friday.

Heads up for a July 4 convergence at handsomizer.

Thanks for the chance to lead and sweat with you guys today.

Final Round of the Goblet of Ice Trifecta – Same 11s format, new battlefield—92 steps of pain

AO: handsomizer
Q: Natural Ice
PAX: Old Maid, Donkey Hammer, Tinkertoy, Cuban Missile, Topanga, Freakonomics, EZ-Go, Betty Ford, Cowboy, Natural Ice, Pound Puppy
FNGs: None
COUNT: 10
Handsomizer – June 6, 2025

Conditions: Stairway to sweat

Warm-O-Rama:
Quick stretch and Side Straddle Hops

The Thang – Triforce of Courage: Third times a Charm

Same 11s format, new battlefield—92 steps of pain.
– Bottom of the stairs: Burpees
– Top of the stairs: WWI Sit-Ups
Each round required a new movement up or down the staircase:
1. Bear crawl
2. Bunny hop
3. Crawl bear down
4. Lunges
5. Crab walk down
6. Imperial walker walk
7. Sprint (plain run)
8. High knees
9. Side shuffle (touch both feet to each step)
10. Lieutenant Dan (lunge + squat combo)
This was a grind. Courage was earned one step at a time.

Moleskin:
This wrapped the Goblet of Ice Trifecta:
– :white_check_mark: Power – Titan
– :white_check_mark: Wisdom – Green Machine
– :white_check_mark: Courage – Handsomizer
Whether you hit all three or just one, thanks for showing up and leaving it all out there.

Announcements:
– Bomber vs Handsomizer Ultimate next Friday
– 4th of July convergence at Handsomizer (TBD)
– CSAUP in planning – teams of 5
SYITG,
Natural Ice