Cruel Hall

Date: 2026-07-31 AO: Cruel Hall Q: Pedialyte , PAX: Tinkertoy, Donkey Hammer, SalPal, Michael Freiburg, Pedialyte FNGs: None COUNT: 5 CONDITIONS: On the cooler side for July
WARMUP: SSH, GM’s, WMH, IT band, quads, hammys, michael phelps
THE THANG: 1. Start with Burpee Apocalypse. All the PAX were THRILLED 2. Grab a coupon, head to pavilion 1. 100 rep pyramids. Complete reps for all exercises, then run a suicide 2. 20 -> 15 -> 10 ->5 -> 5 -> 10 -> 15 ->20 3. Exercises: 1. shoulder press 2. squats with block 3. WW1’s 4. alternating elevated merkins 5. curls 1. Return blocks
MARY: No time today
ANNOUNCEMENTS: AO hand off Monday for detention Recruit 20 FNG’s to an AO to get SalPal golden coupon and doughnuts Off the books 12.5 trail run. Forgot the date. Message Donkey Hammer for details
COT: Prayers for our family friend with mental health crisis Prayers/Praise for Tinkertoy’s wife who is pregnant with their 2nd kid
Good one today! My pleasure to lead as always!
PLAYLIST: Indie Rock

The Stronghold

Date: 2026-07-23 AO: The Stronghold Q: Chunks , PAX: Tinkertoy, Young and Restless, Vanilla Ice, Red Skull, tampalibra, Barney, Dr. Brown Slip, Decaf, Chunks, Purple Rain, Top Chef, Stick Death?, Zoomie, Curious?, Cat Woman, Bisquick, Sweet Tooth, Crabby Patty, Blue Cheese, Pinto, Squid, Micro Soft, Gumbo, Dory FNGs: None COUNT: 24 CONDITIONS:
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THE THANG: Burpees with Chunks. Hills with Chunks
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ANNOUNCEMENTS: Hipster FartSacked the Q
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The Stronghold

Date: 2026-07-30 AO: The Stronghold Q: Wham-O , PAX: Tinkertoy, Young and Restless, Wham-O, Red Skull, hambone, Barney, Dr. Brown Slip, toga, Hipster, Chunks, Purple Rain, Top Chef, Stick Death?, Zoomie, Curious?, Cat Woman, Bisquick, Wings Down, Sweet Tooth, Crabby Patty, Blue Cheese, Pinto, Squid, Micro Soft, Gumbo, Dory FNGs: None COUNT: 26 CONDITIONS: perfect
WARMUP: lite
THE THANG: “dealers choice”
Setup – Deal the entire deck evenly to all PAX. – Go around the circle. – On your turn, play any card from your hand. – Lead the exercise if it’s in cadence. – Play continues until every card is gone. Suits – ♥️ Merkins (OYO) – ♦️ Squats (IC: 1=2) – ♣️ Big Boys (IC: 1=2) – ♠️ Burpees (OYO) Card Values – 2–10 = Face Value – J = 11 – Q = 12 – K = 13 Aces = Wild – An Ace may be played at any time on a matching suit. – The announced exercise is canceled. – Both cards are discarded. – Entire PAX runs 1 lap. Jokers = Bear Crawl
Totals (Full Deck) – 90 Merkins – 180 Squats (1=2 IC) – 180 Big Boys (1=2 IC) – 90 Burpees – 4 Run Laps (if every Ace is used)
MOLESKINE: nearly finished the deck. Q could do better explaining cadence required.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Chucks leaves for Montana for 2 months. Prayers for his time away!
COT: prayer circle
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Smokeboots

Date: 2026-07-29 AO: Smokeboots Q: EZ-Go , PAX: Tinkertoy, Donkey Hammer, moneyshot, Back Office, Cowboy, EZ-Go, Beer Run, Berry Brooks (ATM), Snow Bunny, Smokehouse, LitterBox, (who is missing?) FNGs: None COUNT: 12 CONDITIONS:
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Soggy bottoms

Date: 2026-07-27 AO: Detention Q: tampalibra , PAX: tampalibra, Deep State, Andrew McDermott, Fortran, Tinkertoy FNGs: None COUNT: 5 WARMUP: SSH x 20 Squat x 10 Finger banger x 10 Jack Webb up to 10
THE THANG: 1 seal burpee 2 reverse lunges 2 is 1 3 crab toe touch 2 is 1 4 block thrusters
MARY: Shoulder tap x 20 just to make sure we hit the shoulders Flutter x 30 WWI x 10
MOLESKINE: Recapped the story of Lot putting himself of proximity to wickedness. He rationalized it very well, but we see how it massively skewed his perception of morality.
Prayers to keep our eyes (and hearts) in check, for chaos and a tough season in YHCs home, and for Esposa

11s

Date: 2026-07-24 AO: Cruel Hall Q: Pepsi , PAX: Matador, Pepsi, Donkey Hammer, Pedialyte, Tinkertoy, Pound Puppy FNGs: None COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS: Crisp? Fall around the corner?
WARMUP: Broga and some dynamic stuff
THE THANG:
11s Thrusters – Bear Crawl – Merkins
Rotating lap around church
7s Burpees – Lunge – WW1s
Lifted some blocks
MARY: No time
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Convergance Saturday in Nolansville
COT: Esposa quick recovery and good vibes during recovery.
Matador returning to work.
PLAYLIST: Hastily assembled

Welcome Party

Date: 2026-07-16 AO: The Stronghold Q: tampalibra , PAX: Red Skull, Barney, Right Said, Dr. Brown Slip, Decaf, Tinkertoy, Wham-O, Pepsi, Young and Restless, Dan and Dave, hambone, Goose, Barney, tampalibra, Hipster, Pearl (Jonathan Halter), Purple Rain, Top Chef, Stick Death?, Zoomie, Curious?, Cat Woman, Bisquick, Wings Down, Sweet Tooth, Crabby Patty, Blue Cheese, Pinto, Squid, Micro Soft, Gumbo, Dory, FNGs: None COUNT: 33 5 Block Burpees 5 Ground-to-overhead 10 Block Burpees 10 Ground-to-overhead 15 Block Burpees 15 Ground-to-overhead 20 Block Burpees 20 Ground-to-overhead 25 Block Burpees 25 Ground-to-overhead 20 Block Burpees 20 Ground-to-overhead 15 Block Burpees 15 Ground-to-overhead 10 Block Burpees 10 Ground-to-overhead 5 Block Burpees 5 Ground-to-overhead

Smokeboots

Date: 2026-07-22 AO: Smokeboots Q: EZ-Go , PAX: Berry Brooks (ATM), EZ-Go, Snow Bunny, Tinkertoy, Sugar mama, Down Under, Donkey Hammer, My Pleasure FNGs: None COUNT: 8 CONDITIONS:
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Detention

Date: 2026-07-20 AO: Detention Q: Pedialyte , PAX: Topanga, Tinkertoy, Pedialyte, Andrew McDermott FNGs: None COUNT: 4 CONDITIONS: muggy
WARMUP: ssh and some light stretching
THE THANG: 4 burpees EMOM. Rotating exercises between upper body, lower body, core to finisb each minutes
A few runs and sprints mixed in
MOLESKIN: Helping aging parents with finances
ANNOUNCEMENTS: None
COT: prayers for Topanga’s brother, Andrew McDermott’s brother, and friends of Tinkertoy’s dealing with recent death in the family
PLAYLIST: Rock workout

Cruel Hall

Date: 2026-07-17 AO: Cruel Hall Q: Tinkertoy , PAX: EZ-Go, Deep State, Donkey Hammer, Swig, Pedialyte, Fortran, Cal Worthington, Tinkertoy FNGs: None COUNT: 8 CONDITIONS: BEA-UTIFUL
WARMUP: SSH/GM/WMH/Middle and side reaches/arm circles/phelps
Clean up broken coupons.
THE THANG:
Dora and Swiper Dora 4 rounds (work/1 lap) -murder bunnies forward/backwards Swiper Lap around the school as group. -burpee on “Swiper no swiping” (3 burpees) 4 rounds (work/1 lap) -man makers (curl/press/tricep) Backpack Lap around the school as group. -carry backpack (8’ fence slat) 4 rounds (work/1 lap) -overhead lunge forward/backwards Swiper Lap around the school as group. -burpee on “Swiper no swiping” (3 burpees) 4 rounds (work/1 lap) -10 G2OH / WW1 Circle of thrust if timer
MARY:
MOLESKINE: Sweaty
ANNOUNCEMENTS: 50 mile relay CASUP Struggle 007
COT: Esposa repair and recovery Keith and Erin’s family dealing with loss while abroad Marissa (Vandy nurse) recovery and rehab
PLAYLIST: Swiper no swiping.