Habemas Papam!

AO: titan
Q: SalPal
PAX: Pep, Spinal Tap, Sherlock, Black Lung, DintyMoore, Right Said, Tim the Toolman, Freakonomics, Papa Bear, Squash (someone get this guy on slack!)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 11
CONDITIONS: A little moist.

WARMUP: Two laps around the parking lot.

THE THANG: PAX did dealer’s choice routine while they went up one by one to elect an F3 Pope at the Centennial Conclave, held at the Parthenon. Cardinal Burkrall was elected Pope Bearcrawl I, and in his honor we bearcrawled the length of the Parthenon green and back.

MOLESKINE: I need to work on giving clearer directions.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Middle TN Convergence, RenFaire, Brewsday in a month.

COT: For Papa Bear’s family friend Nancy that passed unexpectedly, for the Catholic Church as a new pope is elected. For intentions unspoken.

Blueliner’s triumphant return

AO: handsomizer
Q: Salami
PAX: Blueliner, Freakonomics, bluemule, Black Lung, Spinal Tap, Natural Ice, Red Skull, Old Maid
FNGs: None
COUNT: 9
CONDITIONS: Perfect

WARMUP:
Welcome to F3
Fitness
Fellowship
Faith
Mission statement
5 core principles
Disclaimer

Warmup:
25 SSH IC
12 forward arm circles IC
12 reverse arm circles IC
12 hillbilly walkers IC
12 Imperial walkers IC
12 Michael Phelps IC

THE THANG:
First Nations run around stadium
Pass hockey stick back and then last PAX runs to the front

Mosey to Astroturf
Break up into two teams and line up on turf – each PAX and his counterpart on the other team is a “line”
Lines will take the “ice” in turn and perform a different exercise with the hockey stick while everyone else does an exercise, until all PAX have taken the ice – this is one period

1st period
Lines: rotating stick lunges to edge of turf and back
Bench: WWIs

2nd period
Lines: stick hop x12 w right hand, x12 w left
Bench: Freddy Mercurys

3rd period
Lines: overhead stick squats x18
Bench: planks

Overtime
Lines: plank stick lifts x8/side
Bench: donkey kicks

Hockey trivia
Same teams as line drill
Answer questions – teams start in plank, I read question, whoever tags me first gets to guess first, if he gets it wrong other teams gets a chance. team w correct answer picks exercise and does 10 reps, losing team does 15. If they both get it wrong both do 15

Questions:
1. What year was the NHL founded? 1917
2. In the phrase “national hockey league,” the word “national” refers to which nation? Canada
3. What are the NHL’s “original six” teams? Montreal Canadiens, Toronto Maple Leafs, Boston Bruins, New York Rangers, Chicago Blackhawks, Detroit Red Wings
4. In hockey, if you act injured when you are actually not, you may receive a 2-min penalty for what? Embellishment
5. What is the national sport of Canada? Lacrosse
6. What is the only team in NHL history to have been eliminated from the playoffs by the Phoenix/Arizona Coyotes twice? Nashville Predators

Mosey back to flag

MOLESKINE: pulled in an unnamed FNG right about when we started trivia, and he left right before COT. He lives in the apartment complex next to the AO so we hope to see him again.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT:
Count o rama
Name o rama
Prayer
Pray for Blue Mule’s friend Isaac who has a brain tumor
Natural Ice, Salami looking for jobs
Blueliner is thankful to be back and also asks prayer for Cuban Missile while he is abroad

Welcome FNGs

AO: titan
Q: Chunks
PAX: preacherman, Salami, SalPal, Sherlock, Natural Ice, Young and Restless, Papa Bear, Freakonomics, Doublemint (F3 RVA), Hipster, CubCadet, Spinal Tap, Black Lung, DintyMoore, Crawlspace, Pep, Cowbell (DR), Fanny Pack (DR), OJ, Kincade, Carrot Top
FNGs: 3 OJ, Kincade, Carrot Top
COUNT: 22
CONDITIONS: Perfect

WARMUP:

42 SSH = my age!

THE THANG:

The PAX voted and Yacht Rock was the playlist choice.

Pass the speaker run towards Love Circle.

Took a hard right on 29th and headed back to the hill next to the Parthenon.

Count off 1s and 2s. Partner up. Each partner group picked an exercise for the rest of the PAX while they were the timer and ran up and down the hill. Once everyone had a turn as the timer, mosey to the lawn in front of the Parthenon.

Round 1 25% to the other side and 1 burpee and back
Round 2 25% to the other side and 2 burpees and back
Round 3 50% to the other side and 3 burpees and back
Round 4 50% to the other side and 4 burpees and back
Round 5 90% to the other side and 5 burpees and back

Mosey back to startex with a sprint to the finish.

4 Mins of mary left with some up and downs with burpees

Always an honor to lead.

3 FNGs were welcomed to the crew: Carrot Top, OJ, and Kincade

MOLESKINE: 95% of men over 35 will never sprint again. We will not be a part of that statistic.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Check Slack

COT: Prayed out!

Dynamic AOQ duo

AO: handsomizer
Q: Purple Tiger
PAX: Freakonomics
FNGs: None
COUNT: 2
CONDITIONS: Nice

WARMUP: dynamic warmup on turf

THE THANG: Used the turf field and picnic tables to do a series of moves. Bear crawl/crawl bear followed by 20 steps & 20 dips. Broad jump with squat walk backs followed by squat jumps and incline merkins x 20. Side lunges and power skips followed by apd hamstring curls and decline merkins x 20.

Mosey to bottom of ramp, 3 sets of rows and politician up ramp.

Mosey back to turf field and repeat 1st iteration.

MOLESKINE: Lots of mumblechatter about economics and shared struggles of the AOQ role.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: BBQ on Sunday, check 2nd F for details

COT: Prayers for continued safety and recovery from storms.

Need for Speed

AO: handsomizer
Q: Spinal Tap
PAX: Fulton (St. Louis), Grape, Black Lung, Natural Ice – CBO, Freakonomics, Dragon Spark, Juicy J
FNGs: 1 Juicy J
COUNT: 8
CONDITIONS: Perfect

WARMUP: Usual

THE THANG: Grassy Area: dips, decline merkins, step ups, squats

Stairs: Stairway to heaven with incline merkins at each step with 20 dips at each platform

Incline sprints: 50, 80, :100: effort

Finish with fire hydrants and Jane Fonda

ANNOUNCEMENTS: F3 family event coming up at Percy Warner. Sign up for Venmo Natural Ice – CBO to contribute

COT: prayers for Grape parents and Black Lung colleague Issac who was diagnosed with brain cancer

Pi Day Pain

AO: handsomizer
Q: Old Maid
PAX: Freakonomics, Salami
FNGs: None
COUNT: 3
CONDITIONS:
Clear and perfect

WARMUP:
Good Mornings OYO
Willie Mayes Hayes OYO
31 SSHs
14 Imperial walkers
14 Hillbilly walkers
Baby arm circles (14 each direction
Mosey

THE THANG:
We celebrated March 14, also know as Pi Day , with all focus on our favorite mathematical constant π 3.14159…

Round 1
31 big boy sit-ups
4 burpees
1 run up the stairs
59 lunges (29 each leg + 1)
(Run down stairs)

Repeat once

Round 2
31 merkins
41 low plank
59 shoulder taps (29 each side + 1)

Repeat once

Round 3
3 sprints
14 jump squats

Repeat 3 times

MOLESKINE:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT:
– Prayers for Salami’s job uncertainty and job interviews
– Prayers for my wife’s grandfather

Stairway to Heavens

AO: handsomizer
Q: Natural Ice – CBO
PAX: Shingles (F3 Wichita), Freakonomics, Old Maid, Grape, Spinal Tap, Purple Tiger, Natural Ice – CBO
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
Conditions: Frosty and brisk. Perfect weather to embrace the gloom and crush the stairs.

Warm-Up
We started off with a basic warm-up to shake off the morning chill and get the blood flowing: SSH, Stretches, Merkins, all the stuff

The Thang: Stairway to Heavens

Here’s a polished version of your text with minor adjustments for clarity and flow:

We completed a series of Stairway to Heavens on the 92-step staircase. The Pax performed an exercise movement up to the first platform, ran back down to the base, completed a burpee, and then ran up to the second landing to repeat the exercise. This process continued for all five landings, finishing with a final burpee at the top of the stairs. The movements included bear crawl push-ups (Bearway to Heaven), bunny hops, backward crab dips, squats, and lunges.

Thanks again for the opportunity to lead!

12 Days of Christmas

AO: handsomizer
Q: Wedding Singer
PAX: Umbrella, Purple Tiger, Wedding Singer, Salami, Freakonomics, bluemule, Natural Ice – CBO, Spinal Tap
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
CONDITIONS: cool and crisp

WARMUP:
Disclaimer
Recognition of Umbrella, who allowed YHC to freely steal and modify (including the notable absence of even a single Michael Buble song on the playlist this time!) his long-standing tradition and recent beatdown at the-racetrack Mosey to the bottom of the steps

THE THANG:

12 Days of Christmas
Day 1 – 8 count Body Builder
Day 2 – Apollo Onos
Day 3 – Worst Merkin
Day 4 – Lt. Dan
Day 5 – Burpees
Day 6 – Storm squats
Day 7 – WWI or WWII
Day 8 – Windmill Merkins
Day 9 – Iron Mike’s
Day 10 – Makhtar N’Diayes
Day 11 – Mountain Climbers
Day 12 – V-Ups

The day corresponds with number of reps. Start on Day 1 and then run lap up the stairs and back down the ramp. Day 2 then 1, run. Day 3 then 2 then 1, run…until you finish or time. 2 is 1 for all applicable exercises. That fact, along with the long set of stairs and ramp back down proved to be too much for any of the PAX to complete the work, but several got to Day 10!

Mosey back to startex

MARY: n/a – called for time

ANNOUNCEMENTS: F3 Franklin 10-year anniversary beatdown Saturday 1/4 at Pinkerton Park – 0630

See elsewhere on Slack for deets about New Year’s Day convergence and Lean PAX

COT: Reminder that F3 is first and foremost a leadership organization. It is in our Mission statement

Always an honor to lead.

Stay strong and keep signing-

WS

Keep Em Movin!

AO: handsomizer
Q: Hair Band
PAX: Freakonomics, Natural Ice – CBO, Spinal Tap, PigLIT (KC)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 5
CONDITIONS: Colder than a WTIABB

WARMUP:
Mosey to back parking lot
SSHs
Lunges
High Knees
Butt Kicks

THE THANG:

Pair up
An exercise with corresponding rep range was given
At “Go” one partner starts performing the exercise while the other does a suicide sprint, they switch until the rep range is complete

50 Burpees
60 V Ups
120 Iron mikes (per leg)
120 monkey humpers
300 air presses

Moseyed back at 5 til and completed some Mary

MOLESKINE:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– look out for information concerning the NYD convergence

COT:
– each man shared: lots of thankfulness for the impact of F3 and prayers relating to family/friends health and mental health

It was an Honor Qing for y’all, thank you Freakonomics for having me out!

Rock on,

Hair Band

Compounding (Pain)terest

AO: handsomizer
Q: Patty
PAX: Chunks, Black Lung, Roadrunner, Cuban Missile, Spinal Tap, Wedding Singer, Salami, Natural Ice, Freakonomics, Spear, Patty, Achilles, Los Tigres, Pharmacist
FNGs: None
COUNT: 14
CONDITIONS: Crisp

WARMUP: SSH (20)
Cherry Pickers (15)
Good Mornings
Willie Mays Hayes
LBAC forward/backward
Runners Stretch

Unorganized bear crawl, crab walk
Merkins (10)

THE THANG:
Stairs
Burpees
Squats
Incline Merkins
Lunges
WWI’s
Run the loop and repeat. Started with 1 rep and doubled each time until 32.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: