Parking Garage of Glutes

AO: handsomizer
Q: Natural Ice , Spinal Tap
PAX: Spinal Tap, Old Maid, Freakonomics, bluemule, Natural Ice, Swamper, Lance Brock
FNGs: 1 Lance Brock
COUNT: 7
CONDITIONS: Wet and Wild

WARMUP: SSH, Stretchin, Merks

THE THANG: -Ran to the Parking Garage-
Natural Ice wanted to keep it simple
11s -Merks on one level and WW1s on the other – Keep it moving

Then Spinal Tap – went for A Dora, single leg glut bridges, reverse lunges, Romanian Split Squats, Advanced Alabama Prom Dates.

Lots of Running and Glute exercises

MOLESKINE: You only get wet once

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Holy Smokers Thursday night,

Spinal Tap & Natural Ice launching a small group this wednesday night. Kick off is 6:45 at Hopping River North – with Trivia

COT: Prayers lifted!

Dumb Deck of Death

AO: handsomizer
Q: Natural Ice
PAX: Salami, Old Maid, Spinal Tap, Freakonomics, Natural Ice
FNGs: None
COUNT: 5
CONDITIONS: festive

WARMUP: SSH – ARM Circles – Imperial Walkers

THE THANG: Deck of Death but Dumb
Kings, Aces, and Jokers – run up stairs 5 burpees
Hearts – Hand Release Merkins
Spades, Diamonds, and Clubs —- who even knows anymore— something was supposed to be WW1s, Crunches, and Squat Jumps.

MOLESKINE: Next time I will bring a Print out reference chart

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Christmas Party Tonight!
Christmas Eve 2.0 at Titan

COT: prayers for Salami to be healed fast

Sore already

AO: handsomizer
Q: Wolfpack
PAX: Black Lung, Spinal Tap, Freakonomics, Salami, Natural Ice, The Merchant, TripleH
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
CONDITIONS: Not as cold as anticipated due to the highly scientific fact that the ground is already cold therefore it releases heat and makes the air not as cold as you think it might be. From the scientist Natural Ice

WARMUP: The usual suspects

THE THANG:
Not even sure what to call this yet… Think Indian Runs, but without the running and exercises instead.

PAX in front rests
PAX in back performs MOT to front
PAX on deck for MOT performs Burpees
PAX in the middle alternate between two exercises

R1
MOT: Lunges
Exercises: Merkins and Shoulder taps
R2
MOT: Bear Crawl
Exercises: Jump Squats and Imperial Walkers
R3
MOT: Reverse Lunges
Exercises: Merkins and Mountain Climbers
R4
MOT: Crawl Bear
Exercises: Iron Mikes and Spiccolis
R5
MOT: Burpee Broad Jumps
Exercises: Burpees and Other Burpees

MARY
20 crunches OYO
Merkin Ring of Fire 1,2,3,2,1
10 Flutter Kicks
20 crunches OYO
Merkin Ring of Fire 1,2,3,2,1
10 Leg Raises
10 Flutter Kicks
20 crunches OYO
Merkin Ring of Fire 1,2,3,2,1
10 Heel Touches
10 Leg Raises
10 Flutter Kicks
20 crunches OYO
Merkin Ring of Fire 1,2,3,2,1

MOLESKINE:
Great thing about whatever this is called is that the PAX stay together… lots of good mumble chatter to be had.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Grow school tomorrow! Holiday party on Dec 12!

COT: This is a busy time of the year… Reminder to PAX to be intentional about slowing down, enjoy the holidays, give love and be open to receiving it.

Honor to lead this morning. Thanks for the opportunity!

Thankfulness and deliverance

AO: handsomizer
Q: Purple Tiger
PAX: Salami, Freakonomics, Old Maid, SalPal, Spinal Tap, @deliverance
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
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Gate Workers

AO: handsomizer
Q: DintyMoore
PAX: Natural Ice, Salami, Black Lung, Freakonomics, Triple H
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
CONDITIONS: Balmy

WARMUP: SSHs, Good Mornings, WMHs

THE THANG: circled the castle, stopped at a few gates while listening to Halloween Mix.
Gate A = Ab work
Gate G = Glute work
Bearway to Heaven
Gate F = Friendship Lap for second set of stairs with forward lunge
Gate E = Energizer Runs
Gate D = DIDs
Sprints @ Supporters Gate

MOLESKINE: life is busy for most of us and trying to stay focused on small moments of clarity can help make sense of the noise around us

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Tussle, Struggle, 2.0 workout, Octoburpee – 1 week left, Grow School

COT: thanks for letting me lead

Burpees and 80’s hits

AO: handsomizer
Q: Spinal Tap
PAX: Natural Ice, Freakonomics, Salami, Old Maid
FNGs: None
COUNT: 5
CONDITIONS: noice

WARMUP: the usual

THE THANG: 100 burpees! Oh and we did some stuff around this like the stairs and dips etc

ANNOUNCEMENTS: 2.0 workout, chilliteria, check slack…

COT: love community and bonds we form through f3. Invite friends!

Never too late

AO: handsomizer
Q: Focker
PAX: Natural Ice, Spinal Tap, Detective Pikachu, Grape, Freakonomics, Bungee- Jeff City 3rd FQ, Hot for Teacher
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
CONDITIONS: dry up top and wet on the ground

WARMUP: started off getting low and wet on the artificial turf. Somehow ended up, smelling like dog pee.
Butt kickers
High knees
Broad jumps
Bear crawls
Army crawls
Just legs
Just arms

THE THANG: mosey to stairs and start on first landing
25 Superman’s
25 merkins
25 leg exercise (changed every time)
25 gut work (changed every time)
Run to the top and down hill
Repeat on every landing

MOLESKINE: everyone had some good giggles from the Weird Al playlist. Truly an once in a generation artist

ANNOUNCEMENTS: please check slack

COT: had the opportunity to share part of my story and how living in the truth is much better than living in the darkness. Change can happen any day you choose.

The Filthy Fifty

AO: handsomizer
Q: Strutter
PAX: Freakonomics, Natural Ice, Old Maid, Salami, Catfish, Cuban Missile, Strutter
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
CONDITIONS: low 60’s perfect morning

WARMUP: 10 each IC
SSH
IW
Abe Vigodas
Mosey to the field

THE THANG:
Upon arrival to the field, I plotted out the four corners that would become our workout areas.
The four corner workouts were as follows:
1) 10 merkins IC
2) 10 SDS IC
3) 10 IC merkin complex, a different style each round. Diamond, Wide, Hand Release, Makhtar N Daiye.
4) 10 Standard Squats IC.
The mode of travel between each corner varied each round.
1) Lunge Walk
2) Bernie
3) Duck Walk
4) Sprint.
5) The final round was a combo of all of the exercises and all of the modes of transportation.
We finished at the top of the stairs with 50) LBCs and then a Mosey back to the start.

MOLESKINE: coffee be Freakonomics was his own unique blend which was amazing.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Night Moves Thursday
Grow School
Octoburpee (w/ world record burpee count to end the month)

COT:
Prayers for Catfish MiL
Salami potential new job
The death of a young lady on the light rail has left me shaken.
Any unspoken prayers.

The big 39

AO: handsomizer
Q: Natural Ice
PAX: Black Lung, Freakonomics, Salami, Red Skull, Cuban Missile, caprate, Spinal Tap, One Star
FNGs: None
COUNT: 9
CONDITIONS: Steamy

Warm-Up
We kicked things off with 39 Side Straddle Hops in cadence, then rolled through the usual suspects: cadence merkins, arm circles, seal claps, overhead presses, Moroccan nightclubs, and a sprinkle of imperial walkers mid–shoulder burn just to see if they’d help or hurt (jury’s still out). Closed with some light stretching.

The Thang – Part 1
Mosey to the top of the stairs.
– 13 8-count body builders
– 13 WWIs
– 13 jump squats
– Run down and up the stairs.
– Repeat 3x for a total of 39 reps per exercise.
The Thang – Part 2
Run to the benches.
– 13 dips
– 13 incline merkins
– 13 elevated Alabama prom dates
– Run to Benson Ave and back.
– Repeat for good measure.
Finisher
Cadence 8-count body builders, mosey back to StartEx, cadence Mary, and—you guessed it—more 8-count body builders.

COT
Grateful for another lap around the sun and for the men who showed up to start the day right.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Triple Threat Convergence – Three Ring Circus next week at titan atlantis bomber

Pacmans and sliders

AO: handsomizer
Q: Purple Tiger
PAX: Freakonomics, Spinal Tap, Old Maid, Steak Knives (F3 Cape Fear), Natural Ice, Nancy Drew
FNGs: 1 Nancy Drew
COUNT: 7
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