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Four Corners of Fun šŸ„³

AO: cruelhall
Q: Cal Worthington
PAX: Harry Caray, Pedialyte, Esposa, EZ-Go, Donkey Hammer, Kraut, Tinkertoy, Young and Restless, Finger Dust, Fortran, Deep State, Topanga, Works for a Guy, Pound šŸ¶ , 0
FNGs: 1 0
COUNT: 15
CONDITIONS: :ok_hand:

WARMUP: Started on time with a few excercises IC as the Avengers of cruelhall were still pulling into the lot hoping to beat the buzzer :rotating_light: Ended the warmup with a Native American Run around the school and grabbed a coupon to bring back!

THE THANG:

Four Corners of Fun! Excercises at each of the 4 Corners using different modes of transportation for each round. Go to the corner, do the excercise come back to center, One SITUP and proceed to all corners, always stopping at the center for the sit-up! (Picture in Comment section)

COT: Keep Pushing! Always a pleasure to be with Yā€™all #nashvilleismysecondf3home #iloveithere #shirerising #noimnotmoving

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Call your mom itā€™s an EMOM

AO: cruelhall
Q: Tinkertoy
PAX: Donkey Hammer, Esposa, Accounts Receivable, Pedialyte, EZ-Go, Mistah Mistah, Belly up, Pound Puppy, Crab Cakes, Super Soaker, Peabody
FNGs: None
COUNT: 12
CONDITIONS: 80* Swamp Land

WARMUP: D Dog, U Dog, WMH, SSH, GMs, Arm Circles, Phelps, Mosey to grab coupon

THE THANG:
6 sets of 5 rounds (31min)
Down and back to start every round.
3 burpee buy in first round of each set.
1st round sets your target for remaining 4.
Stop at 10sec mark for rest each round if you donā€™t finish the round.

– Thruster with coupon
– Air squat
– Dry dock
– Sitting shoulder press with coupon
– Merkin
– WW1 with coupon

Keep up with number of rounds you miss your target.
Highest number of rounds missed group does that number of burpees.

5 SSHs / 10sec rest on repeat until all in

MOLESKINE: V-Q got spicy :hot_pepper:

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Overnight run challenge coming up. Sounds like a grat tim.

COT: Pound Puppyā€™s daughter. Belly Upā€™s mother. Esposaā€™s Mexico trip.

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Joy

AO: cruelhall
Q: Focker
PAX: Esposa, Matador, Michael Freiburg, Fortran, Pepsi, Pedialyte, Donkey Hammer
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
CONDITIONS: Most Wonderful Time of the Year

WARMUP: dynamic stretches

THE THANG: grab a block
10 merkins, 15 thrusters, 20 merkins, 25 thrusters, 30 merkins, run bus loop

10 thrusters, 15 ww1, 20 thrusters, 25 ww1, 30 thrusters, run bus loop

10 ww1, 15 swings, 20 ww1, 25 swings, 30 ww1, run bus loop

10 swings, 15 blockees, 20 swings, 25 blockees, 30 swings, run bus loop

10 blockees, 15 thrusters, 20 swings, 25 ww1, 30 merkins, return blocks

MOLESKINE: even Esposa couldnā€™t sustain mumblechatter during this workout. This one hurt.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: csaup 50 mile relay in August!

COT: continued prayers for Camp Mystic and all those affected by the Texas flood. Practicing gratitude.

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Final Round of the Goblet of Ice Trifecta – Same 11s format, new battlefieldā€”92 steps of pain

AO: handsomizer
Q: Natural Ice
PAX: Old Maid, Donkey Hammer, Tinkertoy, Cuban Missile, Topanga, Freakonomics, EZ-Go, Betty Ford, Cowboy, Natural Ice, Pound Puppy
FNGs: None
COUNT: 10
Handsomizer ā€“ June 6, 2025

Conditions: Stairway to sweat

Warm-O-Rama:
Quick stretch and Side Straddle Hops

The Thang ā€“ Triforce of Courage: Third times a Charm

Same 11s format, new battlefieldā€”92 steps of pain.
– Bottom of the stairs: Burpees
– Top of the stairs: WWI Sit-Ups
Each round required a new movement up or down the staircase:
1. Bear crawl
2. Bunny hop
3. Crawl bear down
4. Lunges
5. Crab walk down
6. Imperial walker walk
7. Sprint (plain run)
8. High knees
9. Side shuffle (touch both feet to each step)
10. Lieutenant Dan (lunge + squat combo)
This was a grind. Courage was earned one step at a time.

Moleskin:
This wrapped the Goblet of Ice Trifecta:
– :white_check_mark: Power ā€“ Titan
– :white_check_mark: Wisdom ā€“ Green Machine
– :white_check_mark: Courage ā€“ Handsomizer
Whether you hit all three or just one, thanks for showing up and leaving it all out there.

Announcements:
– Bomber vs Handsomizer Ultimate next Friday
– 4th of July convergence at Handsomizer (TBD)
– CSAUP in planning ā€“ teams of 5
SYITG,
Natural Ice

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Outback Beatdown

AO: detention
Q: EZ-Go
PAX: Andrew McDermott, Donkey Hammer, Esposa, EZ-Go, Focker, Michael Freiburg, Pedialyte, Pepsi, Topanga, Young and Restless, Hit and Run
FNGs: 1 Hit and Run
COUNT: 11
CONDITIONS:
Looked like rain

WARMUP:
25 SSH
Willy Mays Hayes
Good Mornings

THE THANG:
*Grab a block
4 corners:
Round 1 – 20 curls, 15 incline merkins, 10 squats, 5 burpees
Round 2 – 20 tricep extensions, 15 decline merkins, 10 shoulder presses, 5 burpees
Round 3 – 20 kb swings, 15 spider merkins, 10 thrusters, 5 burpees
Mode of transportation – Lunges, firemanā€™s carry, lunges, firemanā€™s carry

Tabata:
30s on, 10s off for 20 minutes ofā€¦
Pike hold on bench (or plank)
Squat hold
L-sit hold
Chin-over-bar hold (or dead hang)

Finished with 1 minute of low plank

MOLESKINE:
The manifold wisdom of Topanga already proving itself with this little schedule switcheroo between Focker and myself. Really enjoyed leading and getting in some muscle pump with those static holds. The rock gods of Metallica and Pearl Jam kept us going and conversations of vocational school philosophy filled the pavilion.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– 413 Strong begins again with a new class
– The Struggle overnight CSAUP is June 4-5

COT:
– Prayers for friends IVF treatment

Always a party. Thankful to lead.
-EZ

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Slightly Stupid

AO: cruelhall
Q: Movin On Up
PAX: Mistah Mistah, Donkey Hammer, Accounts Receivable, EZ-Go, Focker, Esposa, Young and Restless, Pepsi, Pedialyte, Matador, Pound Puppy, Hit & Run
FNGs: 1 Hit & Run
COUNT: 13
CONDITIONS: Moist

WARMUP:

20 SSH
10 Imperial walkers
10 Hill Billyā€™s
willy mays
Indian run

THE THANG:

– Atomic Merkin/Drydock apocalypse together

– Playground partners:

1 runs down hill, bear crawls up to weed
2 swerkins

1 runs down hill, bear crawls up to weed
2 WFAGs

1 runs down hill, bear crawls up to weed
2 dips

1 runs down hill, bear crawls up to weed
2 low row on bars

SSH for 6, donā€™t stop moving

10 Burpee/pullup

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

4:13 Struggle is coming up in June for those interested

COT:

Thanks for letting me lead this morning and way to get after it. I feel like I could run through a wall right now! :facepunch:

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Coupon Carry

AO: detention
Q: Focker
PAX: Deep State, Young and Restless, Pedialyte, Movin On Up, Average Size, EZ-Go, Esposa, Donkey Hammer, Topanga (Scott), Pound Puppy, Peabody
FNGs: None
COUNT: 12
CONDITIONS: Perfect

WARMUP: dynamic football warmup

THE THANG: grab large coupon for the group and mosey to bottom of bus loop.
One PAX goes backward up hill while others race to the top and do exercises while waiting. Then back to bottom and switch PAX
Navy seals
Burpees
Wall sit
Ww1
Inch worm merkins
Sit throughs
Flutter kicks
Deep squats
Dry docks
Slow heel drops
Diamond merkins

Mosey to playground and one PAX rifle carries coupon to top of ramp while other PAX work
Pull ups
Jump squats
Dips/skull crushers
Lunges
Navy seals

MOLESKINE: good solid work to loosen up our bodies for the week ahead. Good Mumblechatter, yet still difficult

ANNOUNCEMENTS: looking forward to Topanga (Scott) leadership and thank you Deep State!

COT: a call to appreciate the moments we have with our families because time is fleeting

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Punk Rocker Yes I am

AO: cruelhall
Q: Esposa
PAX: Deep State, Donkey Hammer, EZ-Go, Accounts Receivable, Pedialyte, Michael Freiburg, Movin On Up, 4Tran, Athena
FNGs: None
COUNT: 10
CONDITIONS:
Moist
WARMUP: Broga like a Rolling Stone and 55 Burpees, lap around ball field

THE THANG:

Group 1 Blovk work Tri-ceps, Group 2 Run then switch

Group 1 Block Curls Group 2 Run then switch

Group 1 Skull Crushers Group 3 Run then Switch

Wall Sits/ Poll sits

Group 1 WW1 Group 2 Run 5 pushups for 6 then switch

Group 1 Heel Taps Group 2 Run 5 pushups for 6

Group 1 Low Plank Group 2 Run 5 push ups for 6

MOLESKINE:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT: Prayer for Ms of Pax

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Tabata Tabata

AO: detention
Q: Accounts Receivable
PAX: Donkey Hammer, Esposa, Accounts Receivable, Pedialyte, Deep State, Mistah Mistah, Cocktail, Peabody, Pepsi, Pound Puppy
FNGs: None
COUNT: 10
CONDITIONS:
Clear and 62

WARMUP:
Side straddle hops
Downward dog
Cobra
Yoga stretches
Imperial walkers
Hillbillies

THE THANG:
Que up the funk playlist (aka 80s porno tunes)

Mosey around baseball loop
Grab coupons and head to playground / grassy hill.

7s on the hill – atomic merks at the top / merkins at the bottom

Tabata round (50sec work / 10sec rest – 4 cycles)
Burpee pull ups
Curl to press
Iron crosses

Mosey back to parking lot
Sprints (atomic merkins) for 5 minutes

Mary:
5 min of round robin core exercises.

MOLESKINE:
Reminder to be intentional with our wives and our families. Engage each other and donā€™t be afraid to get vulnerable and ask emotional questions.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Cruelhall this Friday is moving to Handsomizer
.
COT:

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Groundhog Day All Over Again

AO: detention
Q: EZ-Go
PAX: Esposa, Michael Freiburg, Deep State, Donkey Hammer, EZ-Go, Fortran, Topanga, Works for a Guy, Young and Restless, Peabody
FNGs: None
COUNT: 10
CONDITIONS:
First Spring

WARMUP:
50 SSH
50 air squats
50 shoulder taps
50 air presses

THE THANG:
3 rounds, 4 stations around the ā€œclockā€ in parking lot
2 min on, 15s off
3:00 – block merkins
6:00 – block triple arm killers
9:00 – block squats
12:00 – block flutters

*6 more weeks of winter!
Burpees during ā€œI Got You Babeā€ by Sonny and Cher

MOLESKINE:
We celebrated Groundhog Day over and over again, inspired by both the holiday and the classic movie of Bill Murray fame. Songs inspired by time was our soundtrack:
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7IrKx0bXGtTUsCtOPDhApr?si=ZQwhwAClT3GbDpLBlbFTUA&pi=9LNlyRfZRXeuv

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Leanpax ends Sunday!

COT:
Prayers for health and healing were shared.

Great work boys, always a pleasure!
-EZ