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[The Castle] The Castle – SIT UP

Date: 2026-06-20 AO: The Castle Q: hambone , PAX: hambone, Makita (Anderson Fader), Butterfingers, Concretia – F3 Paulding, Flipper, EHarmony (F3 Chattanooga), Barney, g-string, Crash (Denver South), Horizon, Steely, Waymo (formerly Space Baby), Locksmith, Strutter, Hammer, 2 FNGs: 1 2 COUNT: 16 CONDITIONS: not too bad–too many mosquitos
WARMUP: lol no–just pank
THE THANG: run and sit ups
MARY: just a bit
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Pre-Run

Date: 2026-06-23 AO: Tire Station Q: Steely , PAX: Tigger, Splitter, Steely, Locksmith, Cross-stitch FNGs: None COUNT: 5 CONDITIONS:
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Tire Station Bootcamp

Date: 2026-06-23 AO: Tire Station Q: Cross-stitch , PAX: Tigger, Splitter, Horizon, Steely, Locksmith, Cross-stitch, One wheel FNGs: None COUNT: 7 Tire Station 6/22 1. Willie mays hays 2. Good mornings 3. Micheal Phelps 4. High knees 5. Imperial Walkers 6. 5 burpees
3X10 1. Side straddle hops 2. Merkins 3. Squats 4. 5 burpees
3×10 1. dips 2. Merkins 3. Assisted pull ups 4. 5 burpees
Tire moving as a team down and back (check time) 5 burpees
Mary till time (Mary go round) 5 burpees
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[The Castle] The Castle pre-party run

Date: 2026-06-20 AO: The Castle Q: Strutter , PAX: Strutter, Locksmith, Waymo (formerly Space Baby), Concretia – F3 Paulding, Steely, hambone, Flipper (Matthew), Hammer FNGs: COUNT: 8 CONDITIONS: Wonderful WARMUP:
THE THANG: 2+ miles. Varied paces and start times. MARY:
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Eddy Adventures

Date: 2026-06-21 AO: The Eddy Q: Juicy J , PAX: Chains (Ryan Johnson), Juicy J FNGs: None COUNT: 2 CONDITIONS: solid
WARMUP: getting out of the car
THE THANG: 3 mile Edwin Warner jaunt
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MOLESKINE: we learned that Beyoncé likes to haggle her outfits
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PLAYLIST: deer mating
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[The Castle] Dad Bod Run

Date: 2026-06-19 AO: The Castle Q: Strutter , PAX: Strutter FNGs: COUNT: 1 CONDITIONS: A grand morning. WARMUP: Pogos THE THANG: 😪🤡🔟K MARY:
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Pocket Chicken

Date: 2026-06-17 AO: Pocket Chicken Q: Hot Route , PAX: Giving Tree, Ultratecht, Hot Route FNGs: None COUNT: 3 CONDITIONS: perfect for the 17th of June
WARMUP: n/a
THE THANG: neighborhood. 5mi
MARY: n/a
MOLESKINE: soccer talk
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PLAYLIST: nature, Goulet
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Insane Train

Date: 2026-06-17 AO: Insane Train Q: Juicy J , PAX: Juicy J, El Capitan, Derby, Wolfpack FNGs: None COUNT: 4 CONDITIONS: fantastic and perfect sunrise
WARMUP: side straddle hops, baby arm circles, backpacks, nightclubs, imperial walkers, Willie May Hayes
THE THANG: two exercise blocks, mode of Transportation in between is the new skippity hop line formation carrying sandbags.
Block 1. Bench press sandbags until fail, 20 World War II’s, run a lap with your sandbag repeat process for 15 minutes
Block 2. Suicide sprints up and down the tennis court. Three rounds, different lengths. Winners of each round: El Capitan, Juicy J, Wolfpack
Squat hand overhead press sandbags, five times, tennis court run, repeat process
MARY:
MOLESKINE: intentional ministry and helping others. It’s good to have a variety of mission opportunities in your life. It’s easy to stay in your circles and help your affluent friends and neighbors who are already close to you and honestly, it probably isn’t making a massive delta or a change in their life. A challenge to each of us to get out of your circles and help those that are truly hurting where you can actually make a massive positive difference. Lots of Nonprofit out there to find these opportunities.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: leanpax Channel for our July 5 launch date for Summer LeanPax, no processed food or sugars, alcohol optional, fun accountability with our friends right!? 1 month slow cheat days and prizes
COT: continued prayers for our brother Squatter and prayers for all of us Dads who need to be more patient with our Ms and 2.0s
PLAYLIST: forgot Bluetooth. Birds chirping
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[After Hours] After Hours Bootcamp

Date: 2026-06-16 AO: After Hours Q: Strutter , PAX: Strutter FNGs: COUNT: 1 CONDITIONS: Warm WARMUP: Pogos THE THANG: Run up that stupid hill. Run down the steps. Repeat 8X. Cool down lap around the ruins. MARY: 20 Flutterkicks 55 LBCs MOLESKINE: I need someone to temper my enthusiasm for running up that hill. ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: Squatter M +fam Femur + fam PLAYLIST:
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Tortoise and Hair – THE FINAL RUN!!!

Date: 2026-06-16 AO: Tortoise and Hair Q: Red Skull , PAX: SalPal, Decaf, Barney, Pearl (Jonathan Halter), hambone, Red Skull, Chunks, Pom Pom, Toe Jam, Gristle, Clueless, Train Wreck, Mrs. Winners, Top Chef, Tenderfoot, Grasshopper, Swiper, Boogie Man, Puffy FNGs: None COUNT: 19 CONDITIONS: Perfect weather for a 3 mile run – 63 and low humidity
WARMUP: Standard pre-run warm-up – SSH, Squats, HBWs, Stretches, WMH OYO
THE THANG: RUN!!!
MARY: Our post-run party was hosted by the crowd favorite SalPal who wasn’t making many friends this morning. Thank you Sally!
MOLESKINE: Today we had 6 PRs and a new class record of 22:07. Not a bad way to end the last run.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Signing Day is this Friday, 6/19 at 11:30am. Come help this class celebrate employment and enjoy a free lunch of Hot Chicken w/ Mac & Cheese.
The next Tortoise & Hare will be on 7/14 with a brand new class.