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Parking Lot Party + Burpee Boules

Date: 2026-07-01 AO: Insane Train Q: El Capitan , PAX: El Capitan, Chains (Ryan Johnson), Derby, Juicy J, Half Lyfe FNGs: None COUNT: 5 CONDITIONS:
balmy & full of birdsong (Juicy J collected some new birds on his Merlin app)
WARMUP:
Climb Routine Good mornings Bacs & BacBacs Overhead presses 
THE THANG:
Parking Lot Stations – 5 sand bag stations set up down the parking lot
1. 80 lb. Deadlift 2. Rows 3. Shoulder Bag Reverse Lunge (2-3 per side, switch shoulders 4. Front Loaded Good Morning
One Pax bear-hug carries a sandbag from one end of parking lot to the other & back.
Rotate when runner returns.
The Thang 2: 
Burpee Bocce! (“Boules” in French)
Divide into two teams for Bocce – One player from each team goes head-to-head in round of bocce (4-ball) – The other players perform squats while watching. – Whichever team has best ball performs imperial walkers while losing team does 5 burpees. – Change players & begin again (winning team tosses the little white ball to start).
MOLESKINE:
As we celebrate 250 years this Saturday, let us remember what a blessing it is to be an American. My mom, an immigrant from France, reminds me of this all the time. We don’t know how good we have it. If you know anyone who is a first or second generation American, ask them what America means to them. And give thanks & celebrate our freedom this weekend!
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
leanpax coming up on Monday!
COT:
Prayers lifted for Squatter, PAX traveling, and for safety this weekend.
Track Slop :coffee: brought to you by Derby enjoyed.
Grateful for y’all! :el-capitan:
PLAYLIST:
Red Hot Chili Peppers essentials
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[After Hours] After Hours Bootcamp

Date: 2026-06-30 AO: After Hours Q: Strutter , PAX: Choo Choo, Flipper, Strutter FNGs: COUNT: 3 CONDITIONS: HOT WARMUP: 10 IC SSH IW WM THE THANG:
MARY:
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:
PLAYLIST:
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[Iron Giant] Iron Giant

Date: 2026-06-29 AO: Iron Giant Q: Dilbert , PAX: Coach Nado, Country Parkour, Dilbert, hambone, Horizon FNGs: None COUNT: 5 CONDITIONS: Warm and swampy already
WARMUP: 20 SSH, Good mornings, Slow/large Arm circles, Micheal Phelps
THE THANG: Each PAX has a heavy bag and a lighter weight
Squat thrust (throwing the big bad as far as you can) 10 of each – Curls – Shoulder press – Triceps Press Walking lunges to the big bag you threw – Bent over rows
Repeat 3 times 50 Big boy sit-ups (Q got a wild cramp and changed the future plan)
We did the primary thang 5 times!!! That is a lot of weight thrown around.
But in between the sets of 3 we did RDL – 40 (20 per side) Side bends – 25 each side Super man 40 (4 rounds of 10)
MARY: standing calf raises
MOLESKINE: Q got smoked from those BBSU and the heat coming in is going to be brutal.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: 4th of July fun at the-castle 11th of July Convergence, try to be there Prayers for Squatter and family
PLAYLIST: 90’s/00’s rock bangers.
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[The Castle] The Castle

Date: 2026-06-27 AO: The Castle Q: Cross-stitch , PAX: Waymo (formerly Space Baby), Pep, Barney, Cross-stitch, Dilbert, hambone, Locksmith, Fabuloso, Flipper, Horizon FNGs: None COUNT: 10 CONDITIONS: perfect
Warm-O – SSH x30 IC – Imperial Walkers x20 IC – Windmills x15 IC – Moroccan Night Clubs x20 IC – Merkins x10 OYO – Mosey to the workout
1996 Ladder Station 1 – Merkins: Start at 1 rep and increase by 1 each round (1, 2, 3…10). Run to station 2 – 9 Big Boys – 9 Carolina Dry Docks – 6 Burpees Run back to and station 1 and repeat until you finish 10 Merkins.
30 Years Around the World Station 1 – 30 Merkins – Bear Crawl to Station 2 Station 2 – 30 Squats – Lt. Dan to Station 3 Station 3 – 30 Big Boys – Crab Walk to Station 4 Station 4 – 30 lunges
Mary – Hello Dollies x30 IC – Flutter Kicks x30 IC – American Hammers x30 IC
Recover
ANNOUNCEMENTS: check slack
PLAYLIST: billboards top-100 from 1996
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[Pain Train] Pain Train

Date: 2026-06-26 AO: Pain Train Q: Half Lyfe , PAX: FLO, Half Lyfe, El Capitan, Derby, Roadkill FNGs: None COUNT: 5 CONDITIONS: Perfect Friday morning. Beautiful Sunrise, birds chirping, good temp.
WARMUP: SSH, Slow 8 Count Body Builder, Arms and Legs stretches. Mosey to coupons.
THE THANG: Round 1: 11’s on the hill Floor to Ceilings w/ block Murder Bunny up hill Lt Dans w/ block Rifle Carry block down
Round 2: Dora 100 Merkins (20count) / Partner does Mountain Climbers 100 Dips (20 Count) / Partner runs to path and back 100 WW2’s / Partner Bear Crawls
MARY: N/A
MOLESKINE: Reading book Puddle Jumpers by Brandon Webb. Has been very transformative for me as a parent and person. Highly recommend.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Check Slack. Convergence, Passing the flag, Juicy J (bozey) lean pax? Good laughs were had on that last one.
COT: Count off, Name-o-Rama, prayers for Squatter , Femur (F3SH) , their families and all those impacted by cancer.
PLAYLIST: curated by YHC.
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[After Hours] Growth about to go exponential

Date: 2026-06-23 AO: After Hours Q: SalPal , PAX: Strutter, SalPal, Flipper FNGs: None COUNT: 3 CONDITIONS: Yuk
WARMUP: Lol
THE THANG: Runs with burpees, merkins and squats.
MARY: Planks
MOLESKINE: Yes
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Check Slack
COT: For health and healing, for those that mourn loss.
PLAYLIST:
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Burning off more Schniztel….

Date: 2026-06-24 AO: Insane Train Q: Derby , PAX: Choo Choo, Sooie, Derby, Roadkill FNGs: None COUNT: 4 CONDITIONS: Excellent
WARMUP: BACs, BACBACs, WMH, Runners Stretch, Cobra, PE Stretch
Merkins for 5 Core Principles, Creedo, Mission Statement
THE THANG: Sand Bag Run around the big loop w/ Playground Pitstop for 5 Pull Ups and 20 Hanging Knee Raises
Back to Parking lot and starting w/ Merkins Pax then carries Sand Bags ~20 yards and back then adds in the following exercise and repeats until they’ve added all 5 exercises into a set. Once complete Pax closes w/ 25 WWII’s.
10 Merkins 10 SB Rows 10 SB Squats 10 SB Curl w/ Overhead Press 10 SB Burpees
PAX completed 3 Rounds of Playground Work and 2 Sets of the Burpee Ladder.
MOLESKINE: Relationships are not a 50/50 zero sum effort. Strongest relationships require 100% from both sides. Working on this in my own life and challenged PAX to approach their relationships with same mindset.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: 50 Mile Relay CSAUP (Chunks), 31 Mile Ruck w/ F3 Spring Hill (Choo Choo), Nashville Summer Fling TBD (Wolfpack), See slack for many other events including regional Convergences.
COT: Prayers for our brother Squatter and his family along with the friends and family of Femur (F3 Spring Hill)
PLAYLIST: STP Pandora
Thank you for the opportunity to lead this morning! Appreciate you guys!
:horse_racing:
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Pocket Chicken

Date: 2026-06-24 AO: Pocket Chicken Q: Hot Route , Ultratecht PAX: Hot Route, Ultratecht FNGs: None COUNT: 2 CONDITIONS: pleasant
WARMUP:
THE THANG: ~4.5mi up the bridge and around the hood. Murph tagged along with us
MARY:
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:
PLAYLIST:
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[The Discipline] The Discipline

Date: 2026-06-24 AO: The Discipline Q: hambone , PAX: hambone FNGs: None COUNT: 1 CONDITIONS: solo
WARMUP: no
THE THANG: run / walk
MARY: no
MOLESKINE:
YHC showed up solo. Had a headache. Didn’t feel like doing it.
Did it anyway.
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[Iron Giant] Iron Giant Ass Breaker

Date: 2026-06-22 AO: Iron Giant Q: hambone , PAX: hambone, Country Parkour, Horizon, John, Gorgeous, Oboe FNGs: None COUNT: 6 CONDITIONS: wet enough
WARMUP: .5 mile run
THE THANG: bag work
MARY: under the shelter
MOLESKINE: show up when it’s raining and you get a cool sky