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Tire Suicide

Date: 2026-06-16 AO: Tire Station Q: Mr. Pancake , PAX: Horizon, Dilbert, Fabuloso, Steely, Locksmith, Mr. Pancake, One Wheel FNGs: None COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS: Gorgeous. Sunny, crisp, wet grass.
WARMUP: SSH Shoulder Circles Michael Phelps Good Mornings Mosey with Coupons
THE THANG: Tire Suicides 5 cones 5 rounds 1st cone = 1 rep Tire Flip (Must come back to come 1 after every other cone workout, à la a suicide drill in basketball)
2nd cone = 2 reps Alternate Coupon Merkin
3rd cone = 3 reps Coupon Shoulder Press
4th cone = 4 reps Coupon Kettle Bell Swing
5th cone = 5 reps Coupon Squats
MULTIPLY REPS BY THE ROUND!!!
Finish with Suicide Blockies for good measure
MARY: -WWI Sit-ups -Freddie Mercury (slow and controlled breath) -Flutter kicks -Side Plank swaps -High plank Low plank
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: -Check slack -Convergence
COT: -Prayers for Squatter/Stephanie -Butterfingers family pet -Horizon Daughter Wedding -Fabuloso Baby #2 arrival
PLAYLIST: Mr. Pancake forgot speaker
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[Iron Giant] Iron Giant – Time Under Tension

Date: 2026-06-15 AO: Iron Giant Q: Dilbert , PAX: Dilbert, Beary Queen – BQ, hambone, Horizon, Mr. Pancake FNGs: None COUNT: 5 CONDITIONS:perfect
WARMUP: SSH 20 IC and good mornings
THE THANG: Time Under Tension (43 min) Grab a heavy bag (55-80 lbs) and a lighter one (20-40 lbs)
and we start walking about every 5 or so min drop the weights and perform the following
10 Merkins 10 Bent over rows 10 Shoulder press 10 Curls 10 BB SU or continue until the last PAX finishes their 10
Rinse and repeat and we got in 8 stops.
MARY: no time
MOLESKINE: Not much mumble chatter today
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Check slack, lots to name
COT: Prayers for Squatter, Horizon’s daughter’s wedding this weekend, and the PAX health
PLAYLIST: None today
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The Eddy

Date: 2026-06-15 AO: The Eddy Q: Stubs , PAX: Roadkill, Choo Choo, Stubs, Lady Liberty, FLO, Motorola FNGs: None COUNT: 6 CONDITIONS: perfect
WARMUP: N/A
THE THANG: Went slightly over time by adding in the scenic loop. MARY:
MOLESKINE: “ I didn’t respond to them then. I’m damn sure not gonna respond to them now.” Jalen Brunson
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: Lady Liberty led us in prayer
PLAYLIST: birds chirping
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Tora! Tora! Tora!

Date: 2026-06-15 AO: Tora! Tora! Tora! Q: Hot Route , PAX: Ultratecht, g-string, Waymo (formerly Space Baby), Giving Tree, Hot Route FNGs: None COUNT: 5 CONDITIONS: as good as it gets for mid-June
WARMUP: mosey and normal stuff
THE THANG: 3 supersets, 2x through, 45on/15off and a lap around the high grasses Single leg prom date Explosions Fruit roll ups Crab toe touch
Globe jumps Curtsy Supermans Around the clock lunges
Wide/diamond merkins Slow n low squat Ski abs Kristie Yamaguchis
MARY: n/a
MOLESKINE: just the weather. Pretty damn nice
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Night Moves Friday? Third Coast
COT: good coffee, good conversation
PLAYLIST: not a good one by any means. I’m disappointed in myself mainly. music.apple.com/us/playlist/90s-summer/pl.u-KVXBY7VT0MjAk
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[The Castle] Pre-party run

Date: 2026-06-13 AO: The Castle Q: Strutter , PAX: Strutter, hambone, Waymo (formerly Space Baby), SalPal, Horizon, Dr. Brown Slip, Steely FNGs: COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS: Beautiful morning. WARMUP:
THE THANG: 2+ miles. Various paces. MARY:
MOLESKINE: Seeing the growth on the north side of Nashville is an incredible sight to see. ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:
PLAYLIST:
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[The Castle] The Castle

Date: 2026-06-13 AO: The Castle Q: Dr. Brown Slip , PAX: Fabuloso, Pep, Strutter, hambone, Locksmith, Makita (Anderson Fader), Waymo (formerly Space Baby), SalPal, Horizon, Barney, Dr. Brown Slip, Butterfingers, Steely, John Maynard @Bidet; Babyface FNGs: None COUNT: 15 CONDITIONS: Clear; Humid; Perfect for a Grungetastic Workout
WARMUP: IC 20 SSH 20 Imperial Walkers 20 Arm Circles 10 Squats Low & Slow 10 Windmills Mosey to parking lot w/ coupon
THE THANG: CIRCUIT 1 – Continuous rotation: 20 Coupon Squats IC 20 Coupon Merkins IC 20 Coupon Big Boys IC
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[Pain Train] #PainTrain: Not Your Mom’s EMOM

Date: 2026-06-12 AO: Pain Train Q: El Capitan , PAX: Cheeks, Juicy J, Pebbles, FLO, Derby, Shakira, El Capitan FNGs: None COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS: THICK
WARMUP:
Climbing Stretch Routine Willie Mays Hays + Bacs / BacBacs 15x
THE THANG:
Mosey to 9-Square Court
EMOM (5 sets per round) // Indigenous Sandbag Run (1 lap around track after each round) 
~10 count rest after each lap
Round 1 – 6 Burpee + Pull-Ups
Round 2 – 7 Perfect Merkins
Round 3 – 8 Mtn. Merkins (4x Mtn. Climber + wide merkin)
Round 4 – 7 Vegas Weddings (4x J-Lo’s + Diamond Merkin)
MOLESKINE:
Seek to serve your family and neighbors “quietly” – not keeping score or seeking attention. All for the good of others and God’s glory.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Shakira really wants to hit up #the-brig. And SalPal is scheduling a convergence there for 06/27. Who’s in?!
COT:
Prayers for Squatter’s wife and family. Prayers for travel mercies this weekend.
Thank you FLO for the delicious FloJoe:tm:
PLAYLIST: ‘00s Alternative + Rap Bangers
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Sisu Bootcamp

Date: 2026-06-11 AO: Sisu Q: SalPal , PAX: The Merchant, SalPal FNGs: None COUNT: 2 CONDITIONS: Conditional
WARMUP: Mosey
THE THANG: Deck of Death
MARY: Moseyed instead
MOLESKINE: The Catholic Pope hates Data Centers, especially the proposed one in Nashville.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: CSAUP, Convergences, Grow School, Check Slack
COT: For Merch’s separation, for the grace to be better men.
PLAYLIST: Silence.
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[The Discipline] The Discipline

Date: 2026-06-10 AO: The Discipline Q: Butterfingers , hambone PAX: hambone, Country Parkour, Butterfingers, Chief FNGs: None COUNT: 4 CONDITIONS: Like a nice warm blanket
WARMUP: none
THE THANG: get to ruckin 2.6 miles
MARY:
MOLESKINE: great conversation, even a 10 y/o can do this and kill at it
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: Squatter’s wife.
PLAYLIST:
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Working off the Schnitzel…

Date: 2026-06-10 AO: Insane Train Q: Derby , PAX: Juicy J, Chains (Ryan Johnson), Shakira, Derby, Roadkill FNGs: None COUNT: 5 CONDITIONS: Steamy!
EARLY BIRDS: Ruckin’ Around the Park
WARMUP: BACs, BACBACs, WMH, Runners Stretch, 5 Merkins for Core Principles
THE THANG: Insane Train Half Murph
10 Pull Ups 20 Merkins 30 Sand Bag Squats 40 WWII’s .2 Mile Run w/ Sand Bag
PAX completed 5 sets of the above.
TClaps to Shakira for hammering out 6!
MARY: Closed out w/ Minute Plank for Roadkill
MOLESKINE: Summer workouts are incredibly challenging coming out of cooler months where you were able to “do more.” Remember heat drastically multiplies the intensity of any workout so keep your head up and stay on the grind.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Juicy J leanpax kicking off July 6th. Wolfpack working on the Summer Fling Date. Chunks 50 Mile Relay CSAUP.
COT: Prayers for our brother Squatter and his wife.
PLAYLIST: Stone Temple Pilots Pandora
Thank you for the opportunity to lead this morning!
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