Category: Detention

22 M 23 Q
Temp : 60
Gloom Factor : Nil
PAX: W4AG, Donkey Hammer, A/R, CCR, Floppy Disk, Movin on Up, Esposa, Focker, Deep State, EZGO, T Cell, Winona, Bagger Vance
QIC : BV

DISCLAIMER

Mosey to the Baptist Church

WOR
Activation – 1/2 kneeling squat press, SSH, adductor rockers, cat/cow, thread the needle/spider stretch

EVO I – Sprints – high knees, high skips, butt kickers, karaoke, sprint back

EVO II – SGL L SQ2B x 5 R/L, SQ THRST x 10 DeadBug W Block x 10 (2ct) RnR x 2

EVO III – Goblet SQ2B x 10, Supine Block Press x 10 R/L, Eccentric Pull Ups x 5 (5ct), SGL L hip thrusters x 10 R/L RnR x 2

EVO IV – Gorilla Crawls, Bear Crawl Kick Throughs x 2

Mary – F Kix, Plank Progression

10 Burpee Buyout
3 Good Mornings

TIME

NMM : Full body work today. Slight modification of a gym workout I’ve been doing for a few weeks now. Glad we could modify as needed to make it work.

Solid crew as usual under the guidance of Works For a Guy but now his long awaited successor has been made official. After weeks of background checks, onboarding, a 7 day fast and silent retreat the new AOQ for Detention takes the reins, welcome Deep State. The bar has been set pretty high. W4AG was only 18 and rode a bike to workouts when he started and now look what’s he’s done with the place. So now Deep State will have to build on what’s been carefully and artisinally curated for him.

BH : Praying for summer schedules w kids and travel.
Nancy from F3 SpringHill is doing chemo for stomach cancer. It’s terminal cancer and he’s trying to find a study somewhere to get into in hopes of getting a cure or at least more time with his wife and kids.
Topanga’s mom is having vision issues and needs prayer.
Praise for CCR’s Charlie as he finishes this chapter of his 3+ year battle w leukemia.

YHC,
🎒🐜

Returns

Temp : 19
Gloom Factor : Mod

PAX : Esposa, EZGO, Works For A Guy, Topanga, Donkey Hammer, Bagger Vance QIC : BV

DISCLAIMER CLAIMED 0530:30

WOR – Mosey around school to block pile. Various carrying positions to front of CHE.
(Threw in bear crawl complex under pavilion)

THANG – RETURNS

Evens
5 Burpees
10 LCSP
15 ASTs
20 Romanian SS (SGL CT)
25 Prone Thrusters
Clockwise Bus Loop

Odds
5 Burpees
5 TUT Goblet Squats
15 Walkouts to DD
20 RDL Split Stance (SGL CT)
25 Plank Jax
Counterclockwise Bus Loop

AMLAP (all ended up w 2 each + 5 Burps for good measure)

Return blacks
Plank Progression Finisher

Time

NMM : There was a little chatter this am RE: Deep State’s repeated HCs = Fart Sacking, please advise.
Topanga EH’d FNG – Donkey Hammer an NP w TOA.
Esposa got some new gear.
EZGO was able to put his rural Florida upbringing behind him and drive in the snow to meet us.
W4AG went shorts, a bold play that really bit him in the arse with the skin to ground contact in some of our movements.
No one fell today during the workout which was good. However, there were 3 yard sales post COT that were YouTube worthy.

BH : LeanPax starring 3 Jan.

YHC,

🎒🐜

3 Oct 22

Temp :
Gloom : Nil

PAX : T Cell, W4AG, Movin on Up, A/R, Focker, Deep State, EZGO, Bagger Vance
QIC : BV

Disclaimer

Mosey – Out Hogan, first left, first left past Ludwig’s, left on Trousdale.

WOR –
Scissor Jax
Core stuff
SSH
COBRA, DD, asp
6ct Merks
High skips
Rev high skips
Bear crawl
Crawl Bear

Blocks
Squat stretch x 3 x 20”

EVO I
4 Rounds
Pull x 5
Push x 10
Squat x 15

R1 – pull ups, merkins, squats
R2 – Renegade pull ups, swerkins, Pistol squats
R3 – chin ups, swing rows, squat jumps
R4 – pull ups, merkins, squats

EVO II
Suicides

EVO IV
Block push/pull
P1&P2 push then drag block about 50’ while the other PAX perform different exercises w block. Flap Jack until all 4 groups rotate through.
KB swings
OH Press
Thrusters
Curls

EVO V

Blocks up back to row bars
Deep Squat holds x3 x 20”

EVO VI

1 Burpee
1 GM
2 Burpees
2 GM

MARY –
Various core work movements

TIME

NMM – True honor to have the MML T Cell out in the Shire today. As usual, MOU, W4AG & A/R led the way in speed, reps and form; the rest of us were truly on awe. Focker made it back to the Shire and had some nice MC going. As we entered the lot, it looked as if EZGO was phoning a friend; turns out he was just adjusting his coif. Deep State continues to vie for MVEH this year … T Claps to Floppy who oddly enough has posted fewer times recently than his protege. Hmm. No quarterly citing of Juan Valdez, WOTS he’s got a new program going on.

Tunes from Sir Elton John.

BH – Greyson, MOU’s newborn nephew who has some respiratory / lung issues and is in the icu.

YHC,
🎒🐜

Temp: 61
Gloom Factor: High

PAX: accounts receivable, Topanga, W4AG, Cinderella, EZGO, Bagger Vance
QIC: BV
0530 – Disclaimer Claimed

Dupree Loop

SSH X 13 IC
Sumo Drops X 10 OYO
Power Iron Mikes x 13 IC
Inch Worm Merkins x 10 IC
MTN Climbers X 20 IC
Spider Lunge w Rotation X 10 IC

8 Rounds-

5 Pull Ups
10 Merkins w Alt Arm Extension
20 Iron Mikes – SGL Count (1-4), Apollo (5-6), “Broad” jumps /Reverse shuffle (7-8)
30 Pistol LBC (15R/15L)
40 Squats

Mary
Bear Crawl / Crawl Bear
Bear Crawl Walk Arounds
Bear Crawl Kick Outs
Side Shuffles (L/R)
High Skips (F/R)
Hold low squat

Time.

Tunes – https://open.spotify.com/album/7vAB87YflHzcgkuIp8RprK?si=tfp43D85T0eKhngOhfSN1w (Because who doesn’t want a 19’ Turn on your love light)

NMM – Hearty crew per usual at Detention. Topanga did his best Venus cover and showed up at 0535. Good to see EZGO back out after almost losing a finger on Friday if not for YHC’s excellent first aid skills. As usual, Cinderella hated the music. Accounts Receivable led us all in form while Works For a Guy was our pacer.

BH –
New 413 Class started up with 7 young men looking to become HIM.

MEMORIAL DAY MURPH options abound … link attached https://f3nashville.slack.com/archives/C3NL0TTM3/p1652286463765569

YHC,
🎒🐜

31 Jan 22

MARSOC

Temp : 30
Gloom : Moderate
PAX : W4AG, D Frost, Movin on Up, Cinderella, Bagger Vance (QIC)

Day started out poorly for YHC with a bloody nose that lasted most of the AM. Quick Disclaimer then Mosey out on the Too Tall loop only to realize we lost Cinderella due to a back spasm.
Return back to StartEx to retrieve Cinderella and perform

WOR (D Frost retrieved a tampon for YHC to stem the blood flow. Didn’t really work as desired)

SSH X 20 IC
SQUATS SnL X 10 IC
Cobra x 10 IC
Downward Dog x 10 IC
IW X 10 IC
HB X 10 IC
WMH X 10 IC

(Discard Nosepon)

THANG
MARSOC SC w Laps
RI
30 Merkins (SGL)
30 Squats (SGL)
30 F Kix (IC)
10 Burpees
10 Windmills
LAP
RII
30 Merkins (SGL)
30 MTN Climbers (IC)
30 Pistol Crunches
10 Burpees
10 Chain Breakers (IC)
LAP
RIII
30 Merkins (SGL)
30 SSH (IC)
30 Supermans
10 Burpees
10 Cherry Pickers
LAP
RIV
30 Merkins
30 Lunges
30 Hello Dollies
10 Burpees
10 American Hammers
Mosey to playground
3 Rounds max Dead Hang Pull Ups

To StartEx
Inch Worm
Peter Parker
(RnR in Rev)

Mary:
APD X 30 IC
Plank Progression

TIME

NMM:
Cinderella and YHC really showed our age with his back spasm and my uncontrollable bloody nose.
Sorry the workout wasn’t as intense as planned; had to adopt and overcome.

BH:
Willa, D Frost’s 2.0 is now potty trained.

BBLIMPS 1.0

Temp: 37
Gloom Factor: Nil
PAX: Topanga, Faulkner, CCR, T Cell, Grisham, Tampa Libra, Movin on Up, Too Tall, Accounts Receivable, Bagger Vance
QIC: BV

UA: Razorback, Dupree, High Flyer, Vegemite

Noticeable Absences: W4AG, Trot, Rug Dr, Noodler, Pedialyte, D Frost

WOR:
SSH, IW, SnLSquat, Inch Worms, Pistol LBC

Mosey the baseball loop in reverse (no handicap ramp in honor of Razorback) to swing-set for

THANG:
5 Big Boy Pull-Ups
5 Burpees
10 Lt Dans
15 Inch Worms
20 Merks
25 Pistol LBCs
30 Squat Jumps
1 Baseball Loop

RnR 30’

After R 5 of work set, PAX instructed to Coupon walk the length of the swing-set holding ‘pon in different ways : Farmer, OH, Bear Hug
Return Coups and circle up in lot for

MARY:
F Kix x 15 IC (2X)
Plank Progression
1’ of Burpees to finish

Time.

NMM:
Good output today men. Pleasure to start the week w y’all. Looks like Too Tall has restarted his Tiger Blood routine. Be advised.
Nice to hear the work was adequate to get the blood flowing and the week stated.
Topanga continues to grind out one armed burpees, one armed merkins and one armed pull ups. It’s a sight to see for sure.
Welcome back to the Shire, T Cell. CCR nailed it… a co post from T Cell and Grisham can mean only one thing, SpringBreakY2K21 just around the corner.
TL and I shared some horror stories regarding our IBS issues from the AM
Rooster aka Mike Bannon and some other shadowy character were hanging out under the pavilion with some weights.

Didn’t get a Q for next week but I’m sure TL has that on lock.

BH:
Prayers up for Martin family and for Ludwig and his family. See F3 General tab for ways to help Ludwig.

YHC,
🎒🐜

30 Nov 2020
Mod GAZA WOD

TEMP : 38
GLOOM FACTOR : High

PAX : Yard Sale, Accounts Receivable, Faulkner, Bagger Vance (QIC) … CCR rolled in for 2nd and 3rd Fs

Disclaimer Claimed

Grab a mini coup and head to Pavillion

WOR :
Hops w BAC x 10 IC (F/R)
Side Hops w Mike Phelps x 10 IC
SGL DL X 5 IC (R/L)
DL w Mini Coup x 10 IC
GMA x 6 IC
HB x 10 IC
IW x 10 IC

THANG:

Gaza
35 Mini Coup swings
30 Merks
25 Pull Ups
20 Box Jumps
1 Baseball loop (RX : 1 Mile)
RnR

As Many Rounds as Possible

We all got through 4 rounds

Mary:

Plank 30”
Wall Sits RT leg across LT
Wall Sits LT leg across RT
Plank Progression 2’
Wall Sits RT leg extended arms parallel to ground
Wall Sits LT leg extended arms parallel to wall

TIME

NMM:

Looks like we need a KEEP DETENTION ALIVE campaign. Cold, wet weather post Thanksgiving had to be the culprit.

Good to have CCR catch some 2nd and 3rd w us at the end. He’s looking for an alarm back up if anyone has ideas.

BH:

Job Ruck this Saturday. Hit up Grease Trap for details.

Prayers up for the Umbrella and Ludwig families as they go through medical and family struggles.

Prayers up for the Fennema family. Pastor Mike just moved here from Augusta, GA and was recently in a tragic mountain biking accident. He’s at Vandy right now. See GoFundMe attached.

Fundraiser by Brittany Same : Praying for Mike Fennema

YHC,
🎒🐜