5 HIMs attacked the Icy Iron Giant!

Date: 2026-02-02 AO: iron-giant Q: Mr. Pancake PAX: Butterfingers, Dilbert, Mr. Pancake, Horizon, Squatter FNGs: None COUNT: 5 CONDITIONS: A balmy 26 degrees with icy parking lot.
WARMUP: 25 Side Staddle Hops 10 high knees 10 butt kicks 10 leg swings 10 hip circles Arm Circles
THE THANG: 5 Workouts x 10 reps x 5 rounds 1. Overhead Squats 2. Coupon (kettlebell) Swings 3. Coupon Lunges 4. Overhead Press 5. Merkins
Mosey in between rounds with coupon carry
COT: Prayers for those without power and those working to restore it.
Prayers for families dealing with casualty after sledding accident.

Ice Expedition

Date: 2026-01-31 AO: the-castle Q: Squatter PAX: Brown Slip, Mr. Pancake, Fabuloso, Barney, Space Baby, Pep, Horizon FNGs: None COUNT: 8 CONDITIONS: Frigid -1 degree windchill
WARMUP: SSH Imperial Walkers Butt-kickers WMH-RS-Twist Good Mornings Merkins Squats
THE THANG: The year is 2710. Decades ago Earth was attacked by an alien life form from the planet Pluto using ice tech developed from the planet’s icy atmosphere. The aliens covered all of the southeastern United States with a thick layer of ice. Finally it has started to thaw, and 8 brave PAX volunteered for an ice expedition to search for any items of value. They came upon a number of heavy items with instructions on what to do with them. The document also had some curious inscriptions on it. What could this mean for the future of these 8 valiant HIMs?
ANNOUNCEMENTS: ShieldMock Holy Smokers
COT: Prayers for many PAX Coffeteria at Black Elm

Celebrating Nation Fun at Work Day 2026

Date: 2026-01-30 AO: bomber Q: Vector , Firefox PAX: Chunks, Pep, CubCadet, DintyMoore, Tim the Toolman, Crawlspace FNGs: None COUNT: 8 YHC and his esteemed co-Q Firefox could have taken the easy route with a theme about ice or being stuck at home with no lights (I know, too soon.), but at F3 Nashville’s premier AO, we don’t get better by taking the easy way . . . So, today we recognize National Fun at Work Day (aside: how do these things become “official?” Can we just create a “National Bomber is the Best F3 Nashville AO Celebration” Day? )
CONDITIONS: Old and slippery (just ask YHC who stumbled, bonked a knee and definitely pulled my right ass cheek – not that the PAX knew anything about it, as I keep my medical issues private :face_with_rolling_eyes:. Rumor is Tim the Toolman pulled a “Grayson Allen” and tripped YHC.)
WARMUP: Carefully amble to Rec Center parking lot, armed with 3 bags of rice and 3 kettle bells. SSH x 20, LBAC x 15, Seal claps x 15, Overhead presses x 15, RLBAC x 15, WMH and Good Mornings OYO.
Because of a lot of PAX sass, a 10 burpee penalty was levied.
PLAYLIST: Ain’t It Fun – Paramore Working for the Weekend – Loverboy Everybody Have Fun Tonight – Wang Chung Work It – Missy Elliott Girls Just Want to Have Fun – Cyndi Lauper Work – Rihanna f. Drake Fun, Fun, Fun – Beach Boys We Can Work It Out – Beatles You Make Loving Fun – Fleetwood Mac Working in a Coalmine – Devo We Are Young – Fun.
THE THANG: WORK: Filing the T-P-S Reports 50 Tricep DIPs 100 Push Ups (modified from pull ups as playground was an ice rink) 200 Squats Run 3 circles around cul-de-sac between exercises
FUN (at work): Plank and kettle bell pull throughs Hollow Body Holds with Rice Bags Tight circle with weight passes
MOLESKINE: Great to see everyone and several comments about appreciating getting out of the various retreats/refuges and breaking the monotony.
COT: – Praises for hambone’s new addition (and thankful the scary day ended beautifully) – we’ve already named him BaconBit – Praises for the NES, safety, road workers helping get Nashville back on line. A lot of stress out there with homes cold, people displaced, and sad events like home fires, injuries. Now is when we can lead – step up and help in any way you can (and ask for help if you need it). – Prayers for my MIL and my M who is dealing with moving her mom our way (along with her 100 lb German Shepard) – leanpax is ongoing (even if many of us cracked like trees covered by ice — OK, ok too soon). Stay strong, HIM – only 2 weeks left! Try to make habits that you can carry forward.
MISCELLANY: – Great to see Crawlspace join the group after running 17 miles or something – Coffee at McD’s due to power outages and late starts at the usual haunts. CubCadet rejoiced at the prices and kindly paid $11 to get the whole PAX coffee (8/8 attended) – Do not (I repeat NOT) play Work It when standing next to Chunks – his booty shaking was, er, something. – The :bomb: AOQ handover is coming soon (as Pep noted, it’s the longest handover of an AO ever – going on 7 months it seems?). Who will be our new leader? It’s a mystery that can only be solved if you attend :bomb:
Grateful for all of you – SYITG Vec

Sprints + Abs + Chest

Date: 2026-01-30 AO: pain-train Q: Juicy J PAX: Siri, Puzzlah, Roadkill FNGs: None COUNT: 4 CONDITIONS: Frigid
WARMUP: Side straddle hops, arm circles, backpacks, willie may hayes
THE THANG: World War I’s and Merkins– 3 min – (6) 50-yd sprints (10 sec rest between sprints) – Sprint 1–2: 70% – Sprint 3–4: 80% – Sprint 5–6: 90%
– Burpees and American Hammers – 3 min
– (6) 50-yd sprints (same format)
– Hand release Merkins & Flutter Kicks– 3 min – Repeat cycle until Juicy J rips Hammy – A few solid and not so solid jokes
MOLESKINE: Don’t name your child Jon, John, Jonathan, Johnathan, Johnothon, or Johnathon or Jonathon (all 4 of us were some combination)
Check up on all our friends. lots of despair and “bummed out” feelings right now
COT: Prayer to close us out. Prayers lifted for anyone struggling right now. Thankful for Piglet helping out our fellow brothers. If anyone needs a place to work or getaway, check the coworking channel.

Yearly Offsite

Date: 2026-01-30 AO: handsomizer Q: SalPal , Salami PAX: Salami FNGs: None COUNT: 2 CONDITIONS: Relo’ed to Northwest YMCA due to icy conditions.
WARMUP: Pre-workout
THE THANG: Bench press, squats, pull-ups.
MOLESKINE: Relationships, hobbies, Nashville ice storm.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Shieldmock
COT: Good quality hang.

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Date: 2026-01-13 AO: iiipillars Q: Shy Guy PAX: Go Fish, Harbaugh, Swiffer, Pep, princessaurora, Grape, Shania, t-cell, Blanks (F3 Legacy), Haggis, Howitzer (DR), Wax FNGs: None COUNT: 13 CONDITIONS: Cold and damp WARMUP: SSH ICx20 Squats ICx15 Merkins ICx10 Mosey THE THANG: Group 1 performs exercise while group 2 lunges 20 yards, moseys to the sideline, and reverses back Exercises: Burpee Bonnie Blair Crab toe tap WW1 sit up Merkin to hi side plank Squat jump knee tucks Superman with taps MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: “people don’t change until the pain of where they are exceeds the pain of change” – Dave Ramsey

The Thawing of Atlantis

Date: 2026-01-29 AO: atlantis Q: Squatter PAX: Pole Dancer, SalPal, Puzzlah FNGs: None COUNT: 4 CONDITIONS: Cold, frozen mist
WARMUP: SSH High knees Butt-kickers WMH-RS-Twist Merkins Squats
THE THANG: SB Clean & Press KB Swings Front squats with block Tricep extensions with DB Mosey X2
SB Deadlifts KB Shoulder Rows Curls with block American hammers with DB Mosey X2
SB Lunges KB Single Arm Rows Chest press with block Flutter Kicks with DB Mosey
Burpees Jump squats Merkins with toe touch Side lunges Mosey
MOLESKINE: PAX shared gratitude
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Check slack
COT: Tailgate coffee

The “I gotta spot” workout

Date: 2026-01-29 AO: the-knoll Q: Juicy J PAX: Juicy J, Roadkill FNGs: None COUNT: 2 CONDITIONS: Frosty 21
WARMUP: Side straddle hops – Baby arm circles – Backpacks – Willie May Hayes
THE THANG: – World War I– 3 min – (8) 50-yd sprints (10 sec rest between sprints) – Sprint 1–2: 70% – Sprint 3–4: 80% – Sprint 5–6: 90% – Sprint 7-8: who knows – Little baby crunches – 3 min – (8) 50yd sprints (same format) – LBC’s – 3 min – Repeat cycle – Leg raises – Flutter kicks – Air squats
MOLESKINE: Liberterian vs Dem vs Maga views (time to bounce back tomorrow Lol)
ANNOUNCEMENTS: “wifey needs the truck!”

The hearty three

Date: 2026-01-29 AO: greenmachine Q: Pep PAX: Shania, Esposa FNGs: None COUNT: 3 CONDITIONS: Cold but not windy
WARMUP: – SSH (obligatory) – Imperial walkers – Willie Mays Hayes – Good mornings
THE THANG: Deck of death Suites: – diamond: wide grip merican – Heart: American hammers – Spade: lt Dan – Club: diamond merican
Caveats: – numbers 2, 3, 4 are run around parking lot – Face cards are 15 count – Aces: wild – flipper if card chooses exercise and count
COT: Oops didn’t do it. My fault. Too focused on the chairs Shania had and the fancy coffee brought by esposa and Shania

Cold Iron

Date: 2026-01-28 AO: titan Q: SalPal PAX: Pep, Chunks, Squatter FNGs: None COUNT: 4 CONDITIONS: Freezing fog sighted
WARMUP: Careful weighted slowsy to Parthenon + SSH + WMH + Good mornings + merkins + squats
THE THANG: EMOM, 6 rounds: 10 Burpees Wall Sits 15 KB Swings 15 Squat thrusters Planks
MOLESKINE: good mumblechatter. Playlist grade: N/a
ANNOUNCEMENTS: See slack, shieldmock, after hours, holy smokers, etc
COT: gratitude for the men and women getting Nashville back on its feet. Career and work.