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Insane Train

Date: 2026-10-21 AO: Insane Train Q: Bulldog , PAX: Derby, Half Lyfe, Argggg, Juicy J, Roadkill, INCHWORM, Siri, Bulldog, Booch, BamBam, None FNGs: 1 None COUNT: 10 CONDITIONS: cool but perfect
WARMUP: lap around track Neck rolls Arm circles Back backs Rocky Top Merkins
THE THANG: sandbag burpees (50) Curls (100) Merkins (100) Overhead press (100) Jump squats (100) Partner runs to the stage and back Plus size prom dates
MARY:
MOLESKINE: Gratitude
ANNOUNCEMENTS: slack
COT:
PLAYLIST: Rocky Top and little country music
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The Stronghold

Date: 2026-10-22 AO: The Stronghold Q: Hipster , PAX: Makita, Red Skull, Crawlspace, Barney, Decaf, Tinkertoy, Pearl (Jonathan Halter), Pepsi, Right Said, Dan and Dave, Hipster, hambone, Dulce Mile,Napoleon,Heart Song,Floyd,Unc,Spagetti-O’s,Suasage Man,Bedazzled,Good Luck Charlie,Strikeout FNGs: None COUNT: -3 CONDITIONS: Crisp
WARMUP: Grab a block, warm o rama
THE THANG: Cary block to basketball courts
AMRAP circuit, 45 seconds on, 15 second rest, 45 seconds on
1- Merkins 2 – Drop Lunges 3 – Suicides 4 – Overhead Press 5 – Walking Block Lunge 6 – Tricep Extensions 7 – Curls 8 – Goblet Squats 9 – Admiral Dans
Return to startex
MARY: Upper Case Alphabet
MOLESKINE: Finish Line Bias – notice it as you near completion, and adjust to maintain effort and intensity until you’re done. Don’t let up.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: SIGNING DAY MF’ers!!!!!! Ceremony and lunch Friday 1130
COT:
PLAYLIST: Old school hip hop
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Titan

Date: 2026-10-21 AO: Titan Q: Dilbert , PAX: Rhombus, Spinal Tap, Shocker (Mark Holmes), CubCadet, Vector, Makita, Dilbert, Firefox, Pep, Papa Bear II, Hipster, hambone, Tim the Toolman, Xerox, Airballs, paper pusher FNGs: 2 Airballs, paper pusher COUNT: 16 CONDITIONS: perfect 47 degrees
WARMUP: SSH, arm circles, forward/oh clap, typewriter
THE THANG: 3 full rounds (rotate each exercise)
Group 1 – timer for the group around the circle about 250’ Carry the 100 lb tombstone 80 lb sandbag ball 100 lb sandbag
Group 2 Flutter kicks holding a coupon in the air
Group 3 Deadlift 60-80 lbs
Group 4 Bear crawl sandbag pull 20-35 lbs
Group 5 Curls 20-60 lbs
10 BBSU lunge walk (about 30 lunges) 10 merkins Mosey to start
9 BBSU lunge walk (about 30 lunges) 9 merkins Mosey to start
Repeato until time

MARY: 20 Alabama prom dates (or pickle pointers) 60 seconds monkey humpers
MOLESKINE: Lots of small group mumblechatter
ANNOUNCEMENTS: 4:13 fundraiser
COT: prayers for future employment and workplace success
PLAYLIST: 90s rock
Pep please tag who I missed on this BB as I know I missed a pax who didn’t HC

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[After Hours] After Hours Bootcamp – Not as planned!

Date: 2026-10-20 AO: After Hours Q: Choo Choo , PAX: Strutter, Choo Choo, Flipper FNGs: None COUNT: 3 CONDITIONS: Perfect
WARMUP: Stretches, Rocky burposa
THE THANG: 1: Angry bear crawl up the hill with Sand bag; PAX take turns between bear crawl, running, algore.
Everything was going fine till YHC twisted his ankle, Strutter said he knew it was going to happen before it happened. So he takes the blame for it.
2. PAX take turns: SB workout, Abs, Mosey up and down the stairs. I believe we did 3 rounds.
MOLESKINE: Things don’t always go as planned, no matter how much you prepare for it. Adapt and keep moving forward.
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Tortoise and Hair – Run #6

Date: 2026-10-20 AO: Tortoise and Hair Q: Red Skull , PAX: Young and Restless, Wham-O, Red Skull, Makita, Crawlspace, Barney, Decaf, Pearl (Jonathan Halter), Pepsi, Hipster, Bedazzel, Doce Mille, Unc, T-Bone, Heart Song, Sausage Man, Floyd, Spaghetti-O, Good Luck Charlie, Strike Out FNGs: None COUNT: 20 CONDITIONS: Cool and dark
WARMUP: Standard pre-run warm-up: SSH, Squats, Runners Stretch, IWs, WMHs
THE THANG: Find a partner and RUN!!! 20 men took of on the usual 3 mile course but going in the reverse direction. All things were going well until we entered the final mile which was the mile around the barn. THP decided to get involved and sent everyone scattering. Some decided that was an excuse to run some extra distance while others took that as an opportunity to cut some corners.
MARY: Mary was organized by Hipster and led by the group.
MOLESKINE: Adversity invites us to either do more than expected or less than expected. Alway choose to do more!
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Come celebrate with us this week. ML Rose day benefiting 4:13 Strong on Wednesday, Graduation on Thursday at 6pm, Signing Day on Friday at 11:30am.
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Rosebud Run Training

Date: 2026-10-21 AO: Rosebud Q: Bungee- Jeff City 3rd FQ , PAX: DintyMoore, Bungee- Jeff City 3rd FQ FNGs: COUNT: 2 CONDITIONS: chilly and beautiful
WARMUP: 1 lap around the track Willy Mays Hayes Michael Phelps
THE THANG: Each exercise was from 1 end of goalie box and back High knees Butt kickers Karaoke Scoops A-skips B-skips C-skips Ankle cycle Pogos Straight leg Skip for height Bounding Jump bound Tuck jumps Lunge forward Backwards lunge Sneeky Gorillas Single leg tuck jumps Bonnie blairs Split jumps Run to lines and do 5 burpees Backwards run and do big boy get ups x5 at each line Cool down lap along path
Cooldown stretches
ANNOUNCEMENTS: See slack
COT: That was my fault. I completely blanked on this.
PLAYLIST:

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Sunday Eddy Ruck Ruck

Date: 2026-10-18 AO: Sunday Eddy Ruck Q: Juicy J , PAX: Dangle, Juicy J FNGs: None COUNT: 2 CONDITIONS:
WARMUP:
THE THANG:
MARY:
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:
PLAYLIST:
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III Pillars

Date: 2026-10-20 AO: III Pillars Q: Focker , PAX: t-cell, Shocker (Mark Holmes), Shania, Swiffer, wardas1, Tackle Box, Will Norton, Harbaugh, Two Face, Grape, Black Lung, Covergirl (F3SH), Focker, LorelaiG, Go Fish, gov’t mule, Haggis, Makita, Polly Pocket, Rudy, Po Boy FNGs: 3 Polly Pocket, Rudy, Po Boy COUNT: 21 CONDITIONS: shorts and a hoody (the best)
WARMUP: stretches with explanation of theme (Bill Russell celebration since NBA tips off today)
THE THANG: Career averages 15 merkins (points) 22 step ups (rebounds) 4 burpees (assists) Take a lap and hold plank X5 (MVPs)
11s, on the hill (for championships) Squat Ww1
Back to start Career highs 37 monkey humpers (points) 49 dry docks (rebounds) 13 leg lifts (assists)
10 burpees for 10-0 record in game 7s
MARY: dealers choice
MOLESKINE: Grape wouldn’t stop talking about appreciation for Bill Russell’s legacy. Glad to get my brother in law out for a workout finally (Polly Pocket) So good to be back with yall!
ANNOUNCEMENTS: slack it up!
COT: prayers lifted
PLAYLIST: 1969 songs
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Gruesome Newsom Bootcamp

Date: 2026-10-17 AO: Gruesome Newsom Q: Half Lyfe , PAX: pmosher, Piglet, Half Lyfe, INCHWORM, Juicy J, Pep, GuitarCenter , Griz FNGs: 1 Griz COUNT: 8 CONDITIONS: Little chilly but warmed up quick.
WARMUP: SSH, Windmills, Imperial Walkers, WMH
THE THANG: See image.
MARY: N/A
MOLESKINE: Used AI to come up with Halloween themed beatdown. A little much. Use with caution.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Check Slack
COT: Welcome Griz (Siete’s 2.0) and Daniel (GuitarCenter). Hope to have you back out!
PLAYLIST: Halloween themed.

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Westeros – its getting spooky

Date: 2026-10-19 AO: Westeros Q: Natural Ice , PAX: Spinal Tap, Shocker (Mark Holmes), Dangle, Natural Ice, Papa Bear II, bluemule, Roadrash (Casey Greene), Gutterball, Pep, Vector, Makita, Young and Restless, Beaker FNGs: None COUNT: 13 CONDITIONS: chilly and spooky
WARMUP: Lots of stuff
THE THANG 1 – 1 incline merkin on the first step added an additional merkin on each step – it sucked
The Thing 2: Dora – but with WW1s then Squats then Star jumps WTFrick Vector ?
MARY: ended with some we sure did!
PLAYLIST: Disco never dies and is the 2nd scariest musical genera – Jameroqui is Disco and not funk because their use of orchestral sampled strings – The more you know!