Back to School

AO: toratoratora
Q: Grape
PAX: 40 Minutes, Ultratecht, Giving Tree, Hot Route, The Bobs, Squatter (F3 Muletown), Invictus
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
CONDITIONS: cooler than recently

WARMUP: SSH, LBAC

THE THANG: 10 reps per grade, run after finishing a grade, escalator on exercises (i.e. 1st grade is exercises for 1st and Kindergarten), wait for the 6 after run (attempt to increase mumble chatter)

K- SSH
1- LBC (2 count)
2- OH Claps
3- WW1
4- Squats
5- Iron Mikes (2 count)
6- American Hammers (4 count)
7- Merkins
8- Pull ups
9- Burpees
10- Reverse lunges (2 count)
11- Dry docks
12- 8 count body builders (didn’t make it here, couldn’t graduate)

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Sounds like there’s some concert and a fish fry coming up

COT: prayers for Invictus and their third child, the Bobs and his son, Squatter and his dad, and other quiet intentions

:grapes:

Scavernger Pain train style

AO: pain-train
Q: The Banker , Cheeks, FLO, G-string, Siri, Sooie, voucher, Wolfpack
PAX: Cheeks, FLO, G-string, Siri, Sooie, voucher, Wolfpack
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
CONDITIONS: Perfect

WARMUP: Good morning, stretching, slow merkins, slow squats

THE THANG: 5 stations 5 burpees buy-in for each
1. Suicide at Tennis Courts 3 ea
2. 200 squat jumps at football field
3. 100 Pull-ups at 9 square
4. 100 Floor to ceilings behind stage
5. Lap around plus 100 flutter kicks

MOLESKINE:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT: choose to be grateful even when it doesn’t seem like reason to.

Nine Lives

AO: cruelhall
Q: DintyMoore
PAX: Accounts Receivable, Donkey Hammer, EZ-Go, Mistah Mistah, Matador, Pedialyte, softserve, Topanga
FNGs: None
COUNT: 9
CONDITIONS: Pristine

WARMUP: SSHs, LBAC, Good Mornings, Willy Mays Hays, Mosey

THE THANG:
Borrowed from Right Said
9 exercises, 9 reps, run a lap (roughly 400m today, then delete an exercise
1. Merkin
2. Burpee
3. LBC
4. Squat
5. 2-ct mountain climber
6. Side Straddle Hop
7. 8-count Body Builder
8. American Hammer
9. Iron Mike

Mosey back to StartEx

MOLESKINE: Always a pleasure to be in the Shire. Thanks for the opportunity to lead.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: gullivers-travels-challenge ongoing. Visit other AOs to extend your comfort zone and see what’s happening around Nashville.

COT: Good thoughts for all the dads remaining intentional with the start of school and routines and busy schedules.

Queen of the Stairs

AO: handsomizer
Q: Grape
PAX: Strutter, Focker, Spinal Tap, Natural Ice, Freakonomics, bluemule, Patty, Salami, caprate, Old Maid
FNGs: None
COUNT: 11
CONDITIONS: wonderful, especially with the sounds of Freddie Mercury in the background

WARMUP: 52 SSH, 13 LBAC F, 13 LBAC R, 13 OH Press, 13 Seal Claps, mosey to the bottom of the stairs

THE THANG: deck of death!
Aces and faces- stair run with a burpee
Hearts- Merkins
Spades- squats
Clubs- WW1’s
Diamonds- Dry docks

MOLESKINE: do you guys remember doing anything other than running the stairs? I don’t feel like my body even registered doing any merkins or squats. Agreed with the positive feedback that having some stationary work provides for good mumble chatter. Even though my knee really hurt by the end, was able to finish strong thanks to being pushed by some of y’all. Good work out there.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: check slack, things seem a little slow?

COT: Patty is getting married on 9/8, prayers for his friend Tom, Salami is one step closer to selling his place in Cali, Natty and Spinal Tap are starting a men’s Bible study…and I may have missed one more

:grapes:

WOD + MM Magic

AO: mistymountain
Q: McAfee
PAX: Skeet, Tater, Mt Man x4
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
CONDITIONS: warm but not too humid

WARMUP: OYO stretching while Q explained the Thang

THE THANG: CrossFit WOD + Misty Mountain Magic

10 Burpees
-150m jog
10 Burpees
20 Push Ups
-150m jog
10 Burpees
20 Push Ups
30 Lunges
-150m jog
10 Burpees
20 Push Ups
30 Lunges
40 Sit Ups
-150m jog
10 Burpees
20 Push Ups
30 Lunges
40 Sit Ups
50 Squats
-150m jog

MISTY MOUNTAIN MAGIC
Bonus Round!! Add 60 pullups!

Finished out with some pigeon pose.

MOLESKINE:

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Dinty Moore is Q’ing on 8/23!!

COT: Praying for our dear friend Sanders’ wife; may she swiftly recover and regain consciousness. Prayer requests for my neighbor, Alex’s ankle, and anyone else in need of medical healing.

Musical Beatdown

AO: thestronghold
Q: Minnie Pearl
PAX: Shocker (Mark Holmes), toga, Chunks, Young and Restless, Dan and Dave, Decaf, Ripcord, Red Skull, Skeet, greyalbum, Minnie Pearl, Unc, Trajectory, 5-points, Long Way, Speed Walker, Baby Boy, Temper Tantrum, Light Weight, Skid Mark
FNGs: None
COUNT: 20
CONDITIONS: Comfy

WARMUP: Nope

THE THANG:
Paired Various workouts with songs:

Chumbawamba Tubthumping-burpees
Dee-1 No car note-block rockets
Family Force 5 Chainsaw-thrusters & shoulder presses
KB Church Clap-Church Clap
Moby flower-merkins
Derek Minor who you know-shrugs
Limp Bizkit rolling-grip rip & rolls
Holes dig it up-gravediggers
Head Shoulders Knees & Toes-head shoulders knees & toes

MOLESKINE:
Suffer!
“For I will show him how many things he must suffer for My name’s sake.””
‭‭Acts‬ ‭9‬:‭16‬ ‭NKJV‬‬

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Come to signing day!!!

COT: kept private

The 3 Amigos

AO: thebuffalo
Q: Goose
PAX: greyalbum, Daylight
FNGs: None
COUNT: 3
CONDITIONS: perfect

WARMUP: Willie mays hays, forward fold, arm stretches,

THE THANG:

100 curls and overhead press with rifle carry every 25 reps

Lunges down and back with 10 squats every 5 paces, 3 trips

200 SSH with rifle carry every 25 reps

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Tomato fest this weekend,
Cornelia Fort concerts end of August

Sprintsssss

AO: atlantis
Q: Siri
PAX: Toothless, Wolfpack, SalPal (retired), Strutter, Tea Party
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
CONDITIONS:

Dry ground, wet air :trident:

WARMUP:

Jog around park with skips, side shuffles, karaoke. Stop and do merkins in cadence – accomplished 50 4-count merkins during warmup.

THE THANG:

Sprints/speed work around the parking lot. Sprint long stretches, jog short stretches. X4 laps. 2 minute dynamic rest in between with 30s jump squats, 30s high knees, 30s low plank mtn climbers, 30s Freddie mercuries.

One round of Bear crawl to Pizza Hut, Lt. Dan back

MOLESKINE:

Sorry Wolfpack :leg:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

9/11 Convergence somewhere
9/14 10th Birthday celebration of F3 Nashville at Stonewall

COT:

Prayers for undisclosed prayer requests.

Tortoise & Hare, Episode 3 of 6

AO: thestronghold
Q: Red Skull
PAX: Decaf, Young and Restless, bluemule, Chunks, hambone, Focker, Natural Ice, Michelin Man, Longhorn, Judy, Right Said, Crawlspace, SalPal (retired), Speed Walker, Baby Boy, Light Weight, Five Points, Temper Tantrum, Unc, Tampax, Skid Mark, Long Way, Trajectory
FNGs: None
COUNT: 24
CONDITIONS: 73 degrees, low humidity, beautiful sunrise – a perfect day for a run.

WARMUP: Assign PAX to their pace groups and begin the standard warmup – SSH, Squats, HBWs, Stretches

THE THANG: Every man was assigned a group to run with. It was the task of each man to stay with the assigned group. Doing so would ensure a Personal Record time for every 4:13 Strong man. Four were successful, six could not do it.

Congrats to Speed Walker (25:49), Five Points (26.23), Baby Boy (26:27) and Temper Tantrum (28:58).

Thank you to all of my Pacers for setting and holding the bar.

MOLESKINE: The 4:13 Strong men are in week 4. This has traditionally been the hardest week of the 40 Day, not because we do anything different, but because the men become comfortable and over confident. Please keep the 4:13 Strong men in your prayers this week…they all need it!

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Signing Day for this class will be Friday 8/30 at 11:30am. Join us, help celebrate what our men have accomplished and enjoy a delicious lunch of Hot Chicken with Mac & Cheese.

COT: Prayers for strength, healing and endurance.