Tag: Woodchuck

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How to Scare Away Your Relatives

AO: bomber
Q: Firefox
PAX: Tim the Toolman, Sherlock, Young and Restless, Vector, Spinal Tap, Toolbit, Woodchuck, Dumpster, CindyBlock, Rodin
FNGs: 4 Woodchuck, Dumpster, CindyBlock, Rodin
COUNT: 11
CONDITIONS: Not very seasonal

WARMUP: Mosey up to the parking lot
25x SSH
25x FLBAC
25x Air Presses
25x RLBAC

THE THANG:
PAX gathered at one end of the upper parking lot.
30x Mountain Climbers (each side is a half)
20x Plank Jacks
10x Merkins
Run to the end of the parking lot and back, plank and wait

35x Mountain Climbers
25x Plank Jacks
15x Merkins
Run

40x Mountain Climbers
30x Plank Jacks
20x Merkins
Run

10 Burpees

Mosey down to the circle
20x Bulgarian Split Squats per side
20x Jump Squats
20x Monkey Humpers
Bear Crawl around the circle

Repeat 2 more times

10 Burpees

Mosey to Playground
25 Pull-Ups, do shoulder tap plank jacks if waiting
Once all-in, everyone does 25 shoulder tap plank jacks per side

Mosey to Startex
10 WW1
Hollow Body Hold
10 WW1
Hollow Body Hold
10 WW1
Hollow Body Hold
Hold a Plank until time

MOLESKINE:
– Originally expecting 5 or 6 PAX, I had a plan for a partnered workout with rice bags. Then the FNGs kept pouring out of Toolman’s car; so, I went with Plan B
– Toolman has a connection with Cindy Crawford
– Coffeeteria at Star Bagel with Strutter Chunks hambone and Right Said

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– Happy Holidays!

COT:
– Everyone gave thanks
– Extra thanks to Spinal Tap for bringing his bro-in-law and Tim the Toolman for bringing his son, bro, and nephews. Hopefully we’ll see them again some day

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A lot of Shaqs, not many Stephs

AO: thestronghold
Q: Purple Tiger
PAX: Hipster, Right Said, Barney, bluemule, Red Skull, Shocker (Mark Holmes), Wham-O, Woodchuck,
FNGs: None
COUNT: 25
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CONDITIONS:

WARMUP:

THE THANG:

MOLESKINE:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT:

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better late than never

AO: devilsden
Q: McAfee
PAX: Skeet, Woodchuck, Meat Sweats, Tumnuss
FNGs: None
COUNT: 5
CONDITIONS: a bit sweaty

WARMUP:

THE THANG: a whole lot of madness, see videos above for details

MOLESKINE:

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Spartan Race in October!!!

COT: thankful for these men in my life, let’s keep it rolling

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Upgrade Part 1!

AO: devilsden
Q: McAfee
PAX: Skeet, Reveille, Woodchuck, Meat Sweats, Flash, Daffydil, Tumnis
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
CONDITIONS: beautiful serene morning

WARMUP: Halos, pause squats, prom dates

THE THANG: Medium day 3×5! Some upgraded, others continued the good struggle.

Snatch test was brutal.

Finished with 10 swings punctuated by dealers choice exercise for 10 reps

MOLESKINE: don’t be fooled by false spring in TN, sometimes skates drive big trucks (don’t judge a book by its cover)

ANNOUNCEMENTS: 300 burpee day, be prepared! Everyone start planning for Spartan race this October!!

COT: closed asking for the strength and wisdom to be the best men we can be, leaders in our communities and families.

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God Bless America (I got a copy in my truck)

AO: devilsden
Q: McAfee
PAX: Linus, Skeet, Woodchuck, Flash, Meat Sweats
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
CONDITIONS: beach weather (according to McAfee)

WARMUP: 3x Turkish getups each side after OYO streching

THE THANG: Squat Pyramid!! Two Times!!
1x Press 1x Clean 1x Squat 1x Renegade Row
up on Squats till we hit 5 reps, then back down.

Finished off with 100 KB Swings. Hoo lawd!

MOLESKINE: Did you know Jesus had a brother? How did the bible get put together? We’ve got 2 more Wednesdays with Woodchuck before he ships off for a while. Let’s enjoy them.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Half Marathon at 7:00 at Don Fox Park this Saturday!

COT: Beautiful words were spoken to lift up those in need in prayer; thankfulness and gratitude for the things we have in this life were expressed.

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Just What The Doctor Ordered

AO: devilsden
Q: Flash
PAX: Woodchuck, Skeet, Linus, McAfee, @Meatsweats
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
CONDITIONS: Almost but not quite Fall

WARMUP: OYO Stretching

THE THANG: KB Routine:
6 Overhead Presses per Arm
6 Pause Squats per Arm
8 Bent over Rows per Arm
12 KB Swings per Arm
12 sit-outs per side

MOLESKINE: Robert has a Chrysler not a Subaru, robots don’t lift the boxes, Saturn has 2 moons, world history has a bunch of dudes with weird names, insurance companies – are they actually the bad guys?, the American medical system is a racket, Ozempic 4 lyfe

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Need to find a KB workout for September

COT:

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10 Reasons to Love America

AO: devilsden
Q: McAfee
PAX: Skeet, Linus, Flash, Woodchuck, RPJ
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
CONDITIONS: Fall’s first sneak peak

WARMUP: 2 mins stretching

THE THANG: KB Routine du jour:
6 Overhead Presses per Arm
6 Pause Squats per Arm
8 Bent over Rows per Arm
12 KB Swings per Arm
12 sit-outs per side

REPEAT X5

Cooled down with some stretching and a personal favorite of mine, the Bill of Rights, also known as the first 10 Amendments of the Constitution. A higher or loftier expression of the non-negotiable elements of freedom is hard to find. God bless this beautiful experiment we have the rare opportunity to take part in.

MOLESKINE: 80 degrees is too warm for most, but all agree AC is EXPENSIVE.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: 9-11 and 10 year anniversary convergences coming up in Nashville! Stay tuned for more details.

COT: praying for our dear friend Reveille, whose rock playlist we greatly enjoyed in his absence, and those who need comfort.

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Indian Style

AO: devilsden
Q: Flash
PAX: McAfee, Reveille, Flash, Woodchuck
FNGs: None
COUNT: 4
CONDITIONS: Almost…cool…?

WARMUP: 6 Turkish get-ups

THE THANG: July Kettlebell Regimen x4. Finished with 5 minutes of burpee broad jumps until the clock hit 6:15AM

MOLESKINE: Mumble chatter: Home COVID tests are weird, Army fitness requirements even weirder, Flash has hair under his hat, Woodchuck new gig, McAfee did not remove shirt, Rev can’t sit Indian style, can you even say “Indian style” anymore?

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT:

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Back to Basics

AO: devilsden
Q: McAfee
PAX: Woodchuck
FNGs: None
COUNT: 2
CONDITIONS: mild summer morn

WARMUP: OYO stretching

THE THANG: July Kettlebell Regimen x5, but focus on form and mind-muscle connection.

Low, slow and grueling, our sweat a testament to the efficiency of simple exercises done consistently, this was a sleeper burner.

MOLESKINE:

ANNOUNCEMENTS: praying for all our traveling friends, Linus’ business endeavors, and those who need healing.

COT: not all those who wander are lost

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ABC + Q

AO: devilsden
Q: McAfee
PAX: RPJ, Skeet, Woodchuck
FNGs: None
COUNT: 4
CONDITIONS: cotton candy sunrise skies

WARMUP: Turkish get ups sloooooooooooowly x6

THE THANG: ABC Complex+ EMOM ARAP of

Tricep extensions
Sumo deadlifts
Lat rows
Glute bridge bench press

MOLESKINE:

ANNOUNCEMENTS: quiet for now

COT: nothing in particular to pray for, we offered thanks and gratitude for our blessings and strength for those who struggle. Thank you to Woodchuck for a refined and elegant prayer as per usual.