Behold the turtle!

Date: 2026-04-06 AO: The Eddy Q: Wolfpack , PAX: Choo Choo, Stubs, FLO, Juicy J, Wolfpack, Roadkill FNGs: None COUNT: 6 CONDITIONS: Chilly to start
WARMUP: Huh?
THE THANG: Meadow loop
MOLESKINE: Lots of great mumblechatter as a group then separated into pairs for a bit. Classic Eddy cadence.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: CSAUP, F3Dads workout, check the slacks!
COT: “Behold the Turtle! Who only progresses when he sticks his neck out.” Encouragement to PAX to take a leap on actions you are holding back on or to push through environments that are holding you back. Put your neck out and progress!
PLAYLIST: Birds

[Pain Train] 2 year anniversary celebration

Date: 2026-04-03 AO: Pain Train Q: Timber , PAX: Cheeks, Étouffée, Half Lyfe, Stubs, Pebbles, Shakira, Siri, Derby, Timber, Pitmaster, FLO, Chili Dip FNGs: None COUNT: 12 CONDITIONS: 68 degrees, just right
WARMUP: BAC/back BACs, merkins, LS squats, motivators from 5, mosey to cinderblocks and grab 1, mosey to pull-up bars
THE THANG: hit each exercise, rinse and repeat adding 1 extra rep each round; start at 5 reps (start at 10 to level up) Pull-ups Apolo Ohnos Imperial Blocksters Nolan Ryan’s The Lion Kings Run (~100 yrds) American Hammers Iron Mikes No cheat merkins
*finished with pull-up ring of fire. Dead hang, go in circle, everyone does 1 PU and then 2 for 2nd round.
MOLESKINE: Étouffée and Derby leveled up X2 with extra weight! Shakira has made impressive gains, enjoyed fellowship afterwards, thanks Cheeks for the hot brew, thanks Publix for the buy 1 get 1 free muffins and cold brew.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Pitmaster hosting a cookout, F3 dads event upcoming in May, check slack for more announcements and details.
COT: motivation is not a good foundation for long term success. Some of the top companies in the world have been studied to find what separates them from everyone else. As it is with the most successful people, you can’t let motivation be your driving factor in working hard. Motivation comes and goes. Some companies crushed it early on, and when things got challenging, they folded, went bankrupt, etc. As Christ did on his walk to Calvary, when things are challenging and hard, which they will be at times, put 1 foot in front of the next and keep marching.
Thanks, Wolfpack and Siri for helping get pain-train going 2 years ago.
PLAYLIST: tunes were so-so (had to start with “Timber”)

The Knoll

Date: 2026-04-02 AO: The Knoll Q: Stubs , PAX: Étouffée, Stubs, Roadkill, Pebbles, Shakira, Juicy J, morning stār, Bumblebee 2.0, Churchill 2.0 FNGs: None COUNT: 9 CONDITIONS: perfect
WARMUP: SSH x20 BACs, BACBACS, OHP x15 Low slow squats x 10 Slow mercs x5 Slow mosey to stop sign
THE THANG: Dora Partner 1 runs to fire hydrant and back Partner 2 exercises As a team complete 300 squats 200 4 count flutter kicks 100 Mercans 75 Carolina dry docks
Pax planked or did imperial walkers while waiting for 6th
5 minutes of Mary Imperial walkers, ww1s, crunches, hammers, low slow squats, leg raises, etc.
MOLESKINE: sometimes you need to keep it simple
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Many spring events please check slack for more details. COT: Prayers and coffee
PLAYLIST: the alt hits of the 2010s

The Knoll

Date: 2026-03-31 AO: The Knoll Q: Stubs , PAX: Étouffée, Papa Bear, Stubs, Half Lyfe, Sparrow, Pebbles, morning stār, AAA, Juicy J, Roadkill, Bumblebee 🐝 2.0 FNGs: None COUNT: 11 CONDITIONS: perfect
WARMUP: 10x ssh 10x BACs, BacBacs, OHP 10x low slow squats Willy Mays hays OYO Mosey to stop sign, then to water table
THE THANG: Deck of cards Aces =15 reps Face =10 reps Numbers = as indicated Deuces wild – run to backstop and back and pax calls out exercise of choice
Hearts = squats Spades = step ups Clubs = Mercans Diamond = Dips
Wilds were – LBCs, monkey jumpers, lazy imperial walkers and cobras
Mary was 20x ww2s and LBCs
MOLESKINE: needed to keep it simple – so the deck of cards made todays Q easier. Definitely having a harder time getting up and out these days and didn’t want to over complicate it.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Lots of upcoming events mentioned crawfish boil March into May Juicy half marathon Family farm camp 4:13 ruck event F3 dads workout in May As always check slack
COT:prayers and coffee
PLAYLIST: some 2000 alt jams at a low volume. Plenty of chatter. Sound of birds.

The Eddy

Date: 2026-03-30 AO: The Eddy Q: Stubs , PAX: FLO, Legos, Choo Choo, Stubs, Motorola, Juicy J, Roadkill FNGs: None COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS: Almost perfect WARMUP:
THE THANG: Ensworth loop MOLESKINE: “You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.”  – Aristotle
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Crawfish Boil
COT: prayers and coffee
PLAYLIST:

Sunday Eddy 3 mi Ruck

Date: 2026-03-29 AO: The Eddy Q: Juicy J , PAX: Roadkill, Juicy J, Stubs FNGs: None COUNT: 3 CONDITIONS: 40s
WARMUP: reclined car seat
THE THANG: 3 mile Ruck Edwin
MOLESKINE: If Roadkill shows up late, but no one is around, does he make a sound?
ANNOUNCEMENTS: F3 Dads. Juicy Half May 9th. Pitmaster cookout
COT: Stubs fist bump
PLAYLIST: Stubs the Gen Z HR master

Eddy Pitmaster throwdown

Date: 2026-03-16 AO: The Eddy Q: Pitmaster , PAX: Legos, Juicy J, Pitmaster, Choo Choo, Half Lyfe, Roadkill, Stubs, Motorola, FLO FNGs: None COUNT: 9 CONDITIONS: chilly
WARMUP:
THE THANG: 3 mile Ruck- Edwin Warner
MOLESKINE: Word of wisdom from Pitmaster
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Pitmaster cookout of course!
COT: Prayers up
PLAYLIST:

Malibu’s Ruck-aroni around the ‘hood

Date: 2026-03-17 AO: The Knoll Q: Malibu , PAX: Juicy J, Half Lyfe, Roadkill, Stubs, Étouffée, Malibu FNGs: None COUNT: 6 CONDITIONS: perfect
WARMUP: side straddle hops, arm circles
THE THANG: 3 Mile Ruck around the neighborhoods
MOLESKINE: Malibu’s words of wisdom
ANNOUNCEMENTS: F3 Dads and Pitmaster cookout!
COT: Prayers up for friends and family and all the wars going on
PLAYLIST: none needed

[The Eddy] Eddy Sunday Ruck

Date: 2026-03-22 AO: The Eddy Q: Juicy J , PAX: Roadkill, Stubs, Juicy J FNGs: None COUNT: 3 CONDITIONS: great
WARMUP:
THE THANG: 3 mile Ruck Edwin Warner
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: Snake Stories galore!
PLAYLIST:

Sunday 5 mi Ruck / Hike

Date: 2026-03-15 AO: the_eddy Q: Juicy J PAX: FLO, Roadkill, Stubs, Juicy J FNGs: None COUNT: 4 CONDITIONS: breezy & chill
WARMUP: left glute stretch
THE THANG: 5 mi ruck @ Burch Trail
MOLESKINE: Indians & 30A
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Flo not pictured runs off to church
COT:
PLAYLIST: