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Pep does it again

AO: greenmachine
Q: Pep
PAX: Grape, Cowboy, Toothless, bluemule, Focker, Shania, moneyshot, Shy Guy, Peaches,d-flat
FNGs: None
COUNT: 11
CONDITIONS: January warm

Playlist: 80’s karaoke, provided by Grape
Grade: A

WARMUP:
Requisite and obligatory ssh
Imperial walkers
Seal claps
Good mornings

THE THANG:
Peaches (down ranger) took first fifteen minutes
– demotivates (forgot name) – exercise of ssh broken into parts
– Bear crawl the from one sideline to the other
– burpees : 1 at first number, 2 at hash mark, 3 at middle, 4 at hash mark, 5 at second number
.
– More demotivates
– Lunge back from sideline to sideline
– instead of burpees, mericans
– More demotivates
pep time:
– rectangle: from end zone to fifty yardline across to sideline, back to end zone, then sideline to sideline
– one partner runs the rectangle while the other moves in a slower motion through the rectangle
. When the runner gets back to partner they switch.
– Slow movements:
– lunge twist
– Komodo dragon
– Reverse lunge
– Bear crawl
– 11’s at hill: mericans + ww1
– Back to startx for short Mary

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– leanpax
– rumors have it that some have lost 20lbs already (unconfirmed
)

COT:
– grapes dad head surgery. Done yesterday but dad is still unconscious (expected)
– Shy guy: new baby. Rumor has it that he doesn’t wake to do feedings (unconfirmed)

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“Die Hard” – A Christmas Workout

AO: greenmachine
Q: Matador , EZ-Go
PAX: Shy Guy, Esposa, Hipster, Cowboy, Chunks, Grape, Topanga, Matador, Pep, EZ-Go, The Merchant
FNGs: None
COUNT: 11
CONDITIONS: As cold as Christmas on the 30th floor of a skyscraper with the windows blown out

WARMUP: OYO party: SSH, Good mornings, Willie Mays, broga, etc

THE THANG: DIE HARD

Ascend 30 floors up Nakatomi Tower
-Run the Bleachers many times

Survive against terrorist-thieves, lead by Matador
Start in Endzone 
Bearcrawl (thru glass) to 50 yard line
20 burpees (climb up elevator shaft)
Peter parker to other endzone (crawl thru AC vent)
50 calf raises bc your feet hurt from glass
Bearcrawl back to 50 yard line
20 burpees
Peter Parker to original endzone
50 calf raises

Hostage Rescue Relay, lead by Matador
Partners — 1 person doing SSH while waiting
1 person sprint out to 30 yards
30 high knees (escaping down 30 floors)
Sprint back, switch places
Do this a bunch of times. There are many hostages

Hans Gruber hangs and falls to his death, lead by EZ-Go
Partners – 1 does a dead hang until failure
Other partner does V-Ups
Switch and do again, many times

The Final Shot, lead by EZ-Go
Reginald VelJohnson (Al) shoots final terrorist for John McClane
Partners – 1 of you takes the bullet (burpees) – the other… shoots the shot? Somehow related to the plot (full sprint across field and back) 

MOLESKINE: spoiler: they’re not actually terrorists, they’re just regular old German thieves.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: this is what slack is for

COT: prayers for challenges related to divorce, family hardships during Christmas travels. Gratitude for Shy Guy’s new baby.

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WEIGHTsteros 2

AO: westeros
Q: Michelin Man , Vector
PAX: Vector, Shy Guy, CubCadet, Puzzlah, Tim the Toolman, Michelin Man, The Merchant, Fud (DR), Solaran? (DR)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 9
CONDITIONS: moderate cold. Tights appropriate but could have done shorts.

WARMUP: nil

THE THANG: Butt Stuff

Run the park lap

Monkey humpers for length of the America. Standard: “Bootylicious”. On “Booty,” do a star jump.

Partner Up. 2 rounds.

Partners 1 does broad jumps (round 1) or high knees (round 2) to the vehicles and jogs back
Partner 2, with a block, does:
Squats
Lunges
Bulgarian Split squats
Step ups
Stand ups (from a sitting position stand up with one foot with a block)

Squats for length of the classic: “My Humps.” On “Humps,” do a 5 monkey humpers. Oh my humps…

Mary for time

COT: Never Miss A Monday. See you next week

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Team Work Makes the Dream Work

AO: the-castle
Q: Steely
PAX: hambone, Butterfingers, Chunks, Cross-stitch, Steely, Shy-Guy
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
CONDITIONS: COLD! Sub zero temperatures.

WARMUP:
25 IC Side Straddle Hops
10 IC Burpees

THE THANG:
Mosey to the High School Football Field(0.40mile)
Partner up and grab a coupon for each team. All PAX lined the sideline in their teams.
While one team member conducted the exercise the other ran sideline to sideline and the entire PAX waited in the squat or plank position until everyone returned.
First exercise curls, second exercise squats, third exercise overhead press; all with coupon. Then the coupon was carried by the runner, first front rack carry, second shoulder carry switching shoulders at the other side and third overhead carry; all while the partner did Merikans, WWIs and Burpees.
Next we conducted a sprinted race to the other sideline and back. The PAX was tricked with saying the last person had to do ten burpees but we all did the burpees together. 40 flutter kicks and a Lap around the track. Started over the exercise with the first three exercises.
Mosied back to the park, finished with some hangs and dips.

MOLESKINE: Burpees suck after a sprint!

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT: Shy-Guy’s M is expecting their second child any day now. Prayers for Strutters MIL.

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Beggin’ for a Leggin’

AO: greenmachine
Q: SalPal , Wolfpack
PAX: Cal Worthington, Shy Guy, Esposa, Purple Tiger, Cowboy, Pep
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
CONDITIONS: Mid-50s. Shorts and t-shirts for sure.

WARMUP: I propose we delete this section, if you need a warmup, come early. Sorry Pep, no SSH.

THE THANG: I got everyone’s limbs lubricated with split squats and weighted wall sits. Wolfpack aroused our heart rates with sprints, lunge walks and bear crawls. We climaxed with ring of fire squats and burpees.

MOLESKINE: Innuendo, Split Speakers, Indigenous People, Typical Pep Bit ft. Cowboy “Is this ?” Also coffee this morning ripped. 11/10.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Hair Band deigned to drive in and announce 3rd volunteer and donation opportunities, see slack. 2nd F Christmas party, see channel. F3 After Hours. Grow School. See slack, see slack, see slack.

COT: For those suffering, intentions unspoken.

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Chipper Jones

AO: greenmachine
Q: Tinkertoy
PAX: Pepsi, Pep, Sherlock, Shy Guy, Betty Ford, moneyshot, Esposa, Topanga, Focker, Cowboy, Squatter, Shania, 3 Tenors, LB, Mic Drop
FNGs: None
COUNT: 16
CONDITIONS: Ideal Fall morning

WARMUP: GMs, WMH, DD walk the calfs, cobra, bow to ground, hand up, thread through, arm circles, Phelps, scorpion, t-spine opener, mosey

THE THANG:
Partner off split reps as desired
work (hold)

80ish pullups (high plank)
1/4 mile lap together
100 burpees (high plank)
1/4 mile lap together
100 merkins (high plank)
1/4 mile lap together
1/8 mile walking lunge (bear crawl)
1/8 mile lap together
200-300 air squats (Alabama prom dates)
1/4 mile lap together

MOLESKINE: Man’s proper stature is not one of mediocrity, failure, frustration, or defeat, but one of achievement, strength, and nobility. In short, man can and ought to be a hero. -Mike Mentzer

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Octoburpee / Nov. & Dec. Co-Q at greenmachine (points system prize awarded) / Join nutrition and post to lock in on your daily fuel

COT: Pep interview process and career discernment

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Just Warming Up

AO: westeros
Q: Shy Guy
PAX: Supernova, Young and Restless, Red Skull, Michelin Man, CubCadet, Sherlock, Vector, Right Said, Juicy J (JBowman), Detective Pikachu, Shy Guy
FNGs: None
COUNT: 11
CONDITIONS: Finally feels like fall

WARMUP: SSH ICx20
Squats ICx15
Merkins ICx10
Burpees x5
Mosey
High Knees
Worlds Greatest
Butt Kickers
Over Unders

Line Toe Taps
4 ways x2

Strides

THE THANG:
Sprints
Beginning movement:
Roll outs x4
3 point stance x3
Burpee x3
Shuffle x4
Bound jumps x3

Backwards hill runs x4

Mosey back to startex
OHC Merkins x20- shuffle
Squats x20- shuffle
Toe Tap Merkins x20 – lunge walk
Merkins x20 – bounds
Bonnie Blairs x20 – 1 leg bounds

MOLESKINE:
Lots of great mumble chatter, seemed like it was excitement about hill sprints. Pep pretended like he didn’t know all the words to the Kanye songs

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
They were announced.

COT:
Prayers for Peps job search, Detective Pikachu’s potty training his kid, my grandmothers health

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The Rise of WEIGHTSteros!

AO: westeros
Q: Michelin Man , Vector
PAX: Vector, Michelin Man, Pep, Tim the Toolman, Black Lung, bluemule, Chunks, CubCadet, Shy Guy, Spinal Tap
FNGs: None
COUNT: 10
CONDITIONS: Hot Guy Fall

WARMUP: Warm Up OYO. Ran a quarter loop around the park.

THE THANG: DORA

1. Partner Up. Distributed weights. Thank you Chunks and Shy Guy. NO THANK YOU to Tim the Toolman. 🙂
2. Wall Sit – 1 Pax wall sits with the weight. Other Pax runs to the second portapotty and back. Repeat 3x each.
3. Black Lung and newly minted late guy Spinal Tap showed up. Black Lung penalty of 12 burpees.
4. Moved to the pavilion.
5. Pax does 50 squat thrusters with coupon. Then 100 senior proms (weighted alabama prom dates). Then 150 step ups with weights. Then 200 front touch thing with weights. Other Pax runs.
6. 40 fire hydrants. 40 jane fondas. 40 donkey kicks.
7. A minor amount of broga.

MOLESKINE: Thank you to Vector for an A+ fun and games playlist. Thank you to bluemule for letting Vec and I lead. Good job everyone racing me back up the hill including CubCadet and Pep and Chunks.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Check the Natural Ice blast!

COT: Thank you for these guys, and good weather, and healthy bodies.

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Nothing Fancy and No Legs

AO: bomber
Q: Wolfpack
PAX: CubCadet, Shy Guy, Poppa Lock, Papa Bear, Pep, Tim the Toolman, Firefox, Puzzlah, Squatter
FNGs: None
COUNT: 10
CONDITIONS: Temperature pause please

WARMUP: Random usual suspects and mosey to playground

THE THANG:

Tabata
40 seconds on 20 seconds off
Alternate between 4 exercises
2 cycles then 1 minute rest

Round 1
Dead Hang
WWI
Incline Merkins
WWII

Round 2
Swing Rows
Heel Taps
Dips
Crunches

Round 3
Dead Hangs
Alternating Leg Raises
Decline Merkins
Dead Bugs

Round 4
Swing Rows
Insert Ab Exercise Here
Incline Merkins
Alabama Prom Dates

Mosey back to Startex and a Merkin Ring of Fire to end

MOLESKINE: Pep on Q

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
The Sandwich is upon us:
1. Atlantis
2. Night Moves
3. Bomber
4. Little olive on a toothpick on top to hold it together: Grow School!

COT: Gratitude :pray:

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Round Two: Focker-Cowboy-Uppers and Lowers

AO: middle-tooth
Q: Cowboy , Focker
PAX: Focker, Black Lung, moneyshot, Sherlock, Shy Guy, Esposa
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
CONDITIONS: Cooler. Lower Humidity,

WARMUP: Shared Warmup Duties – Plenty of Stretches – Old Men Bending Over kind of work.
And we mosey…….
Stop short and do some slap Merkins, run to the back side station by the baseball field.

THE THANG:
Section One – Work the Top Half

TABATA 1 minute work with 10 second reset
5 Australian Row (inverted rows, alternate grips each round after 10)
10 Mike Tysons
5 dry docks
Hold plank with Feet Up on top of Row Bar until reset
15 rounds total (Around rep 7 there was confession that 5-10-5 sounded light at the beginning. We all were grunting at 11) “4 to Go Boys”

Focker took over and lead up to our favorite hill.
Section Two – Work the Bottom Half

3 Exercises at the bottom
Round 1
10 jump squats
15 lunges
20 Alabama prom dates
Run to top of hill and back down
R&R x 3

Round Two
10 -Prisoner Squats
15 – Start Jumps
20 – frog pumps
Bernie to Top and Run back down
R&R x 2

Round Three
10 – squats
15 – frog pumps
20 -hip flexor pumps
Sprint to Top and mosey down

In our gassed state we all mosey to startex
T-Claps to Esposa for being out and joining lite while on IR.

MOLESKIN:
Today was round two of the Week Long Collab of Focker and Cowboy. A balanced approach of Uppers and Lowers (not teeth) BODY. Arms and Legs.
THINGS HEARD
Black Lung Met My (Cowboy’s) Spirit Animal this week.
Sherlock recounted his F3 journey ; 6 months of surviving; 6 months of keeping up; Now in the Getting Better mode.
Congrats to Esposa; Our Husband Got Long Vacation and a Raise in the same week
Focker does not like indoor workouts
Cowboy does not like treadmill running (indoors)
Bernies after Leg Day BURN
Shy Guy’s superpower is Bernies