Date: 2026-04-10 AO: Pain Train Q: Chunks , PAX: Shakira, Chunks, FLO, Roadkill, Juicy J FNGs: None COUNT: 5 CONDITIONS:
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The Knoll
Date: 2026-04-07 AO: The Knoll Q: Half Lyfe , PAX: Roadkill, Timber, Pebbles, Malibu, Papa Bear, Shakira, AAA, Half Lyfe, Juicy J FNGs: None COUNT: 9 CONDITIONS: perfect after a little warm up.
WARMUP: Mosey with high knees, butt kickers, karaoke, side shuffle, arm/leg stretches.
THE THANG: 50 sec on 10 sec between stations. Finished with some flutter kicks.
MOLESKINE: Mash up beat down with mash up playlist. Never know what life will throw your way so always time to reflect, adapt and grow!
ANNOUNCEMENTS: check slack!
COT: count off, name-o-rama, coffee.
PLAYLIST: mash up
WARMUP: Mosey with high knees, butt kickers, karaoke, side shuffle, arm/leg stretches.
THE THANG: 50 sec on 10 sec between stations. Finished with some flutter kicks.
MOLESKINE: Mash up beat down with mash up playlist. Never know what life will throw your way so always time to reflect, adapt and grow!
ANNOUNCEMENTS: check slack!
COT: count off, name-o-rama, coffee.
PLAYLIST: mash up
Behold the turtle!
Date: 2026-04-06 AO: The Eddy Q: Wolfpack , PAX: Choo Choo, Stubs, FLO, Juicy J, Wolfpack, Roadkill FNGs: None COUNT: 6 CONDITIONS: Chilly to start
WARMUP: Huh?
THE THANG: Meadow loop
MOLESKINE: Lots of great mumblechatter as a group then separated into pairs for a bit. Classic Eddy cadence.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: CSAUP, F3Dads workout, check the slacks!
COT: “Behold the Turtle! Who only progresses when he sticks his neck out.” Encouragement to PAX to take a leap on actions you are holding back on or to push through environments that are holding you back. Put your neck out and progress!
PLAYLIST: Birds
WARMUP: Huh?
THE THANG: Meadow loop
MOLESKINE: Lots of great mumblechatter as a group then separated into pairs for a bit. Classic Eddy cadence.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: CSAUP, F3Dads workout, check the slacks!
COT: “Behold the Turtle! Who only progresses when he sticks his neck out.” Encouragement to PAX to take a leap on actions you are holding back on or to push through environments that are holding you back. Put your neck out and progress!
PLAYLIST: Birds
The Knoll
Date: 2026-04-02 AO: The Knoll Q: Stubs , PAX: Étouffée, Stubs, Roadkill, Pebbles, Shakira, Juicy J, morning stār, Bumblebee 2.0, Churchill 2.0 FNGs: None COUNT: 9 CONDITIONS: perfect
WARMUP: SSH x20 BACs, BACBACS, OHP x15 Low slow squats x 10 Slow mercs x5 Slow mosey to stop sign
THE THANG: Dora Partner 1 runs to fire hydrant and back Partner 2 exercises As a team complete 300 squats 200 4 count flutter kicks 100 Mercans 75 Carolina dry docks
Pax planked or did imperial walkers while waiting for 6th
5 minutes of Mary Imperial walkers, ww1s, crunches, hammers, low slow squats, leg raises, etc.
MOLESKINE: sometimes you need to keep it simple
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Many spring events please check slack for more details. COT: Prayers and coffee
PLAYLIST: the alt hits of the 2010s
WARMUP: SSH x20 BACs, BACBACS, OHP x15 Low slow squats x 10 Slow mercs x5 Slow mosey to stop sign
THE THANG: Dora Partner 1 runs to fire hydrant and back Partner 2 exercises As a team complete 300 squats 200 4 count flutter kicks 100 Mercans 75 Carolina dry docks
Pax planked or did imperial walkers while waiting for 6th
5 minutes of Mary Imperial walkers, ww1s, crunches, hammers, low slow squats, leg raises, etc.
MOLESKINE: sometimes you need to keep it simple
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Many spring events please check slack for more details. COT: Prayers and coffee
PLAYLIST: the alt hits of the 2010s
The Knoll
Date: 2026-03-31 AO: The Knoll Q: Stubs , PAX: Étouffée, Papa Bear, Stubs, Half Lyfe, Sparrow, Pebbles, morning stār, AAA, Juicy J, Roadkill, Bumblebee 🐝 2.0 FNGs: None COUNT: 11 CONDITIONS: perfect
WARMUP: 10x ssh 10x BACs, BacBacs, OHP 10x low slow squats Willy Mays hays OYO Mosey to stop sign, then to water table
THE THANG: Deck of cards Aces =15 reps Face =10 reps Numbers = as indicated Deuces wild – run to backstop and back and pax calls out exercise of choice
Hearts = squats Spades = step ups Clubs = Mercans Diamond = Dips
Wilds were – LBCs, monkey jumpers, lazy imperial walkers and cobras
Mary was 20x ww2s and LBCs
MOLESKINE: needed to keep it simple – so the deck of cards made todays Q easier. Definitely having a harder time getting up and out these days and didn’t want to over complicate it.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Lots of upcoming events mentioned crawfish boil March into May Juicy half marathon Family farm camp 4:13 ruck event F3 dads workout in May As always check slack
COT:prayers and coffee
PLAYLIST: some 2000 alt jams at a low volume. Plenty of chatter. Sound of birds.
WARMUP: 10x ssh 10x BACs, BacBacs, OHP 10x low slow squats Willy Mays hays OYO Mosey to stop sign, then to water table
THE THANG: Deck of cards Aces =15 reps Face =10 reps Numbers = as indicated Deuces wild – run to backstop and back and pax calls out exercise of choice
Hearts = squats Spades = step ups Clubs = Mercans Diamond = Dips
Wilds were – LBCs, monkey jumpers, lazy imperial walkers and cobras
Mary was 20x ww2s and LBCs
MOLESKINE: needed to keep it simple – so the deck of cards made todays Q easier. Definitely having a harder time getting up and out these days and didn’t want to over complicate it.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Lots of upcoming events mentioned crawfish boil March into May Juicy half marathon Family farm camp 4:13 ruck event F3 dads workout in May As always check slack
COT:prayers and coffee
PLAYLIST: some 2000 alt jams at a low volume. Plenty of chatter. Sound of birds.
The Eddy
Date: 2026-03-30 AO: The Eddy Q: Stubs , PAX: FLO, Legos, Choo Choo, Stubs, Motorola, Juicy J, Roadkill FNGs: None COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS: Almost perfect WARMUP:
THE THANG: Ensworth loop MOLESKINE: “You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.” – Aristotle
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Crawfish Boil
COT: prayers and coffee
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THE THANG: Ensworth loop MOLESKINE: “You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.” – Aristotle
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Crawfish Boil
COT: prayers and coffee
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Sunday Eddy 3 mi Ruck
Date: 2026-03-29 AO: The Eddy Q: Juicy J , PAX: Roadkill, Juicy J, Stubs FNGs: None COUNT: 3 CONDITIONS: 40s
WARMUP: reclined car seat
THE THANG: 3 mile Ruck Edwin
MOLESKINE: If Roadkill shows up late, but no one is around, does he make a sound?
ANNOUNCEMENTS: F3 Dads. Juicy Half May 9th. Pitmaster cookout
COT: Stubs fist bump
PLAYLIST: Stubs the Gen Z HR master
WARMUP: reclined car seat
THE THANG: 3 mile Ruck Edwin
MOLESKINE: If Roadkill shows up late, but no one is around, does he make a sound?
ANNOUNCEMENTS: F3 Dads. Juicy Half May 9th. Pitmaster cookout
COT: Stubs fist bump
PLAYLIST: Stubs the Gen Z HR master
Eddy Pitmaster throwdown
Date: 2026-03-16 AO: The Eddy Q: Pitmaster , PAX: Legos, Juicy J, Pitmaster, Choo Choo, Half Lyfe, Roadkill, Stubs, Motorola, FLO FNGs: None COUNT: 9 CONDITIONS: chilly
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THE THANG: 3 mile Ruck- Edwin Warner
MOLESKINE: Word of wisdom from Pitmaster
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Pitmaster cookout of course!
COT: Prayers up
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THE THANG: 3 mile Ruck- Edwin Warner
MOLESKINE: Word of wisdom from Pitmaster
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Pitmaster cookout of course!
COT: Prayers up
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Piglet Beatdown
Date: 2026-03-19 AO: The Knoll Q: Piglet , PAX: Piglet, Roadkill, Juicy J FNGs: None COUNT: 3 CONDITIONS: excellent
WARMUP: side straddle hops, arm circles, backpacks, various stretches
THE THANG: Cone 1 – burpees, run to Cone 2- Abs – repeat process until death. Mixed in mike tysons, merkins, and burpees. Solid classic beatdown
MOLESKINE: Piglet’s words of wisdom
ANNOUNCEMENTS: F3 Dads and Pitmaster cookout
COT: Prayers up
PLAYLIST: Roadkill’s flatulating sounds
WARMUP: side straddle hops, arm circles, backpacks, various stretches
THE THANG: Cone 1 – burpees, run to Cone 2- Abs – repeat process until death. Mixed in mike tysons, merkins, and burpees. Solid classic beatdown
MOLESKINE: Piglet’s words of wisdom
ANNOUNCEMENTS: F3 Dads and Pitmaster cookout
COT: Prayers up
PLAYLIST: Roadkill’s flatulating sounds
Malibu’s Ruck-aroni around the ‘hood
Date: 2026-03-17 AO: The Knoll Q: Malibu , PAX: Juicy J, Half Lyfe, Roadkill, Stubs, Étouffée, Malibu FNGs: None COUNT: 6 CONDITIONS: perfect
WARMUP: side straddle hops, arm circles
THE THANG: 3 Mile Ruck around the neighborhoods
MOLESKINE: Malibu’s words of wisdom
ANNOUNCEMENTS: F3 Dads and Pitmaster cookout!
COT: Prayers up for friends and family and all the wars going on
PLAYLIST: none needed
WARMUP: side straddle hops, arm circles
THE THANG: 3 Mile Ruck around the neighborhoods
MOLESKINE: Malibu’s words of wisdom
ANNOUNCEMENTS: F3 Dads and Pitmaster cookout!
COT: Prayers up for friends and family and all the wars going on
PLAYLIST: none needed