Date: 2026-02-27 AO: bomber Q: Black Lung , Firefox PAX: porcelain, Papa Bear, Pep FNGs: None COUNT: 5 CONDITIONS: Just barely wintry enough
WARMUP: SSH FLBAC RLBAC Squats (low and slow-ish) Merkins Stretch
THE THANG: Inspired by the Olympics, Firefox requested a Q with elements of Winter Olympic sports. Black Lung obliged with gusto.
Event 1: Alpine Skiing (aka “Leg Burn”) – Jump Squats – Reverse Lunges – Squat Pulses Starting with rounds of 20 reps > 15 reps > 10 reps > 5 reps > 15 reps > 10 reps > 5 reps
Event 2: Biathlon (aka “Get exhausted and then do something inadvisable”) – Run up the hill to stop sign – Burpees – Big Boy Sit-Ups – Merkins – Run back down the hill Starting with 15 reps > 10 reps > 5 reps > 20 reps
Event 3: Skeleton (aka “let your heart rate settle, this part’ll be easy”) Hand-Release Merkins Shoulder Taps Peter Parkers Starting with 20 reps > 15 reps > 10 reps > 5 reps > 15 reps > 10 reps
Event 4: Ski Mountaineering (aka “burn your lungs and legs… then keep going”) – Murder bunny 100 yds up the hill – 10 atomic merkins – Run to bottom of steps by McCabe – 10 atomic merkins – Run up the steps to upper parking lot – 10 atomic merkins – Run back down hill We did an abbreviated second ski-mo circuit, doing approximately 50 yards of murder bunnies up the hill and then 10 atomic merkins
Finally, the cooldown. – 30s hollow body hold – 10 WW1s – 30s hollow body hold
MOLESKINE: – It’s unclear which gave out first on the ski mountaineering event… the legs or the lungs. But they definitely both gave out. – porcelain: “I don’t have enough breath for mumblechatter”, Black Lung: “That’s a feature; not a bug.”
ANNOUNCEMENTS: – Check slack
COT: – Gratitude
PLAYLIST:
WARMUP: SSH FLBAC RLBAC Squats (low and slow-ish) Merkins Stretch
THE THANG: Inspired by the Olympics, Firefox requested a Q with elements of Winter Olympic sports. Black Lung obliged with gusto.
Event 1: Alpine Skiing (aka “Leg Burn”) – Jump Squats – Reverse Lunges – Squat Pulses Starting with rounds of 20 reps > 15 reps > 10 reps > 5 reps > 15 reps > 10 reps > 5 reps
Event 2: Biathlon (aka “Get exhausted and then do something inadvisable”) – Run up the hill to stop sign – Burpees – Big Boy Sit-Ups – Merkins – Run back down the hill Starting with 15 reps > 10 reps > 5 reps > 20 reps
Event 3: Skeleton (aka “let your heart rate settle, this part’ll be easy”) Hand-Release Merkins Shoulder Taps Peter Parkers Starting with 20 reps > 15 reps > 10 reps > 5 reps > 15 reps > 10 reps
Event 4: Ski Mountaineering (aka “burn your lungs and legs… then keep going”) – Murder bunny 100 yds up the hill – 10 atomic merkins – Run to bottom of steps by McCabe – 10 atomic merkins – Run up the steps to upper parking lot – 10 atomic merkins – Run back down hill We did an abbreviated second ski-mo circuit, doing approximately 50 yards of murder bunnies up the hill and then 10 atomic merkins
Finally, the cooldown. – 30s hollow body hold – 10 WW1s – 30s hollow body hold
MOLESKINE: – It’s unclear which gave out first on the ski mountaineering event… the legs or the lungs. But they definitely both gave out. – porcelain: “I don’t have enough breath for mumblechatter”, Black Lung: “That’s a feature; not a bug.”
ANNOUNCEMENTS: – Check slack
COT: – Gratitude
PLAYLIST: