City of Angels

AO: greenmachine
Q: Grape
PAX: Michelin Man, Pep, Pepsi, Cowboy, Esposa, Works for a Guy, moneyshot, Hipster, Betty Ford, Black Lung, Focker, Red Skull, Canned Heat, (Kind of)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 15
CONDITIONS: good day for runnin’

WARMUP: 17 SSH
81 shoulder burners (LBAC, OH Press, Seal claps, Moroccans)
long heard it through the grapevine run with 17 merkins, 8 burpees, and 1 body builder mixed in

THE THANG: partner workout, runner goes from goal line to goal line while partner completes exercises, switch runners after all runners are all in

Low plank
Ohno’s
Star jumps

APD’s
Narrow merkins
Gorilla bumpers
E2K (LBC)
Lieutenant Dans
E2K (mountain climbers)
Squats

Cool down- barefoot run
All in for COT

MOLESKINE: love this crew, thanks for helping me be better

ANNOUNCEMENTS: there’s a lot happening. Check slack. It’s too much.

COT: prayers for Pep , Hipster , and Focker (and the other HIMs in the circle too, proud of all of you)

:grapes:

Full-body Fun

AO: middle-tooth
Q: Focker , Cowboy
PAX: Pepsi, Cal Worthington, Esposa, Oatmeal, DrRupp, Betty Ford, Choo Choo, sooner, Toothless, LB
FNGs: None
COUNT: 12
CONDITIONS: 70s!

WARMUP: short and mild yoga

THE THANG:
Upper body first at the 9 square apparatus
TABATA 1 minute work with 10 second reset
5 pull ups (alternate grips each round)
10 hand release merkins
5 dry docks
Hold plank until reset
15 rounds total (grumbling began at round 4 and the “pump” around round 11)
The reins were handed over to Cowboy who let us to the baseball diamond with intermittent fire, hydrants, and squats.
-10 glute bridges and 10 fire hydrants on the benches
-sprints on the baseball diamond with jump squats, squats, high knees and Smurf jacks interspersed (the second round of jump squats started to really make everyone miss the upper body circuit)

Finished it off with a round of Mary

MOLESKINE:
-sooner’s pull up face is something we all should witness once in our life
– Oatmeal was breaking laws of physics performing swing jumps instead of pull-ups
– Cowboy’s legs are truly a modern marvel

ANNOUNCEMENTS: refer to Slack

COT: just wanna say how extremely grateful I am being surrounded by individuals for striving to be better every day

Soft Grass of Green Hills Park

AO: middle-tooth
Q: Puzzlah
PAX: Oatmeal, Esposa, Pepsi, sooner, Cal Worthington, Choo Choo, Cowboy, DrRupp, Toothless, Focker
FNGs: None
COUNT: 11
CONDITIONS: perfect morning

WARMUP: tikTok influencer hops, swings, then a little yoga

THE THANG: 2-Burpee indian run to field

Run 25 yards, 25 merkins, Bernie back 25 yards
Run 50 yards, 50 squats, Bernie back 50 yards,
Run 75 yards, 75 mountain climbers, Bernie back 75 yards
Run 100 yards, 100 SSH, Bernie back 100 yards
Then, 15 burpees while chopping feet, then repeat.

Burpee indian run to the 9-square

With a partner, max pull-ups (with a spot to get to 5)
+1 pull-up in round 2
+1 pull-up in round 3
+1 pull-up in round 4

Mosey back to finish with Mary but Esposa put us through multiple burpee circles and sooner impressed us with his ability to count very high very slowly on flutters. At least Pepsi and Choo Choo understood the assignment.

MOLESKINE:
Actual lyrics from a song we heard as we listened to Tyler Childers’s new album.

Koala bears get livid when they don’t get eucalyptus
Most of ’em carry syphilis
Or chlamydia what’s the difference
All I know is I don’t want no koala cuddlin’ up to me
I can see it fine from here it is a pretty cute koala

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT:

Stages of Labor

AO: middle-tooth
Q: Focker
PAX: Pepsi, Esposa, Matador, DrRupp, Topanga (Scott), Betty Ford, Choo Choo, Pole Dancer, Matt Lanahan
FNGs: None
COUNT: 10
CONDITIONS: heat thunder

WARMUP: nahhh

THE THANG: today we learned about the stages of labor to get children into this world

Early labor
Dilation 0-6cm
1,2,3,4,5,6 8-count bodybuilders
“Alternate between resting and working to get labor going”
Contractions 5-30 min 15-45 sec
5 merkins, 5 prisoner squats, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30. Run between sets to rest

Active labor
“actively work through labor with your birthing team”
“Birth affirmations”
Dilation 6-8 cm
Every PAX does 6,7,8 pull ups while everyone affirms them. PAX are doing leg pumps—>monkey humpers—>prom dates to “relax” between “contractions”

Transition
“Burpee coping method”
Contractions Every 2 minutes for 60-90 sec
Dilation 8-10 cm
8 burpees in 60 sec
9 burpees in 60 sec
10 burpees in 60 sec
1 minute plank
8 burpees in 60 sec
9 burpees in 60 sec
10 burpees in 60 sec

Pushing stage!
“Keep breathing and work with your body, not against it”
Dilated 10 cm
Contractions 3-5 min lasting 30 sec
2 sprints with small la mazze breathing session

Placenta delivery
Core work

MOLESKINE: I think we all left today realizing labor is just like F3, maybe even a little more difficult

ANNOUNCEMENTS: check slack

COT: May we all appreciate and recognize our mortality and the small blessings in this life

Joy

AO: cruelhall
Q: Focker
PAX: Esposa, Matador, Michael Freiburg, Fortran, Pepsi, Pedialyte, Donkey Hammer
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
CONDITIONS: Most Wonderful Time of the Year

WARMUP: dynamic stretches

THE THANG: grab a block
10 merkins, 15 thrusters, 20 merkins, 25 thrusters, 30 merkins, run bus loop

10 thrusters, 15 ww1, 20 thrusters, 25 ww1, 30 thrusters, run bus loop

10 ww1, 15 swings, 20 ww1, 25 swings, 30 ww1, run bus loop

10 swings, 15 blockees, 20 swings, 25 blockees, 30 swings, run bus loop

10 blockees, 15 thrusters, 20 swings, 25 ww1, 30 merkins, return blocks

MOLESKINE: even Esposa couldn’t sustain mumblechatter during this workout. This one hurt.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: csaup 50 mile relay in August!

COT: continued prayers for Camp Mystic and all those affected by the Texas flood. Practicing gratitude.

CoverBands Kept Us Moving

AO: middle-tooth
Q: Cowboy
PAX: Matador, Toothless, Focker, Betty Ford, sooner, DrRupp, Choo Choo, Esposa, Pepsi, bluemule, Puzzlah
FNGs: None
COUNT: 12
CONDITIONS: Cool, Moist. Engaging. Invigorating. Fast Paced. Efficient but confusing at times,

WARMUP: Some Bro-ga, Some streatches, Slow-n-Low Squats, Cowboy Giddy Ups, SSH,

THE THANG: Tabata x 2 + 1
Mosey, Burpee Buyin, Pair Off
1. Tabata Timer: 2 Stations 2 sets 4 Rounds / Set 16 intervals total: Work:30 sec Rest Transition 15sec: Mike Tysons against the wall vs Wall Jumps – Partner takes opposite exercise, Burpee & High Five you partner in transition. Then Mosey to Thang 2
2. Tabata Timer: 4 Stations, 2 Sets 4 Rounds / Set 32 Internals total: Work 30 sec, Rest Transition 15 sec: Pull Ups, Swing Thrusters, Crunchy Frogs, Incline Merkins. Mosey to Thang 3
3. Plain-Ole 11s (except only 7s per time constraints). Cowboy Giddy Ups vs Iron Mikes: Back to partners. Partners start at opposite ends. Both start at 6 on their end but with opposite exercise. Move to opposite end and do One, and continue as normal 7s…. Except when you meet in the middle Five Slap Merkins with your partner.
Back to Start for NO-Mary NoTime.

MOLESKINE: sooner shared personal connections to tragic loss in Texas Mystic Camp. It is good to feel the hurt and loss and not deflect or avoid. We love and care deeply at the risk of hurt when lost. This is living fully. But our hearts long for a world where that risk does not exist. The creator God as revealed has promised this day will come when “every tear is wipe away” and we can experience the life our hearts long for. It is hard to see and believe in the middle of hurt.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Night Moves Thursday titan location 7:30pm ; CSAUP 50 Relay end of August.

COT: Count, Announce, Prayer

Independence Day Convergence + 1st F Q Handoff

AO: handsomizer
Q: Hair Band , SalPal
PAX: Young and Restless, Black Lung, Spinal Tap, Natural Ice, Puzzlah, Focker, Strutter, DintyMoore, Cowboy, Esposa, Vector, CubCadet, hambone, Betty Ford, Firefox, Chunks, Cuban Missile, Pepsi, Papa Bear
FNGs: None
COUNT: 21
CONDITIONS: Smelled like freedom.

WARMUP: Mosey around stadium, 50 SSH, 25 8-count body builders, 1 vanilla stair run, 1 stair run w/ bunny hops up stairs.

THE THANG:
In late 1776, morale in the Continental Army was at a low after losses at the Battle of White Plains in October and at Forts Washington and Lee in November. Chased by the British, General George Washington retreated across New Jersey and into Pennsylvania. His force, in threadbare uniforms and many without shoes, was reduced to a few thousand and enlistments were set to expire. After asking his enlisted men to stay for one last effort, Washington devised a daring plan to stun the British, capture supplies, and reinvigorate American morale. The objective is to ferry his army across the Delaware River on Christmas and strike the Hessian garrison at Trenton.

MOT to battle: mosey to bridge

At river crossing: in two lines on the 6, everyone does american hammers. Last person in line bear crawls across bridge and starts american hammers on other side. 2nd to last person goes, then third, etc until all across.

Battle (SalPal takes over), 2 sets:
~15-20ish yards down and back of burpee broad jumps, complete 5 atomic merkins when back. Repeat 5x

Bearcrawl down, crawlbear back. 10 sit throughs with hip taps, 5 e side. Repeat 3x.

Return home: partner up, fireman’s carry/piggyback casualties (partner) back to top of stairs ex (switching along the way for even load distribution).

Sprint from top of stairs to startex, burpees to buy out.

In total there were 905 British casualties and 5 american casualties. The Americans dominated the fight and prevailed again in Princeton a week later. In these battles, General Washington demonstrated his ingenuity and resilience as a leader, won the loyalty of his soldiers, and revived the Continental Army. We celebrate these victories as a reminder of the sacrifices and wins that ensured our freedoms today.

MOLESKINE: Mumble chatter trailed off quickly in the heat of battle. T-claps to Black Lung and his partner doing carries the whole way through.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: 1st F went from Hairy to Salty. Additional Leadership Changes Announced. Natural Icewill have more forthcoming in the days ahead.

(Sally is writing this): Hair Band brought great energy and impact to our region, and will keep up his Grow Schools in the months ahead. I know I have big shoes to fill. I’m looking forward to partnering with Natural Ice and the SLT to bring the heat and the hate to an AO near you. Keep an eye on 1st F for the work ahead.

COT: Grateful for our freedoms and this country. Closed with Pledge of Allegience and prayer.

Full Moon in June! Happy Halloween! =?utf-8?q??= 🎃 🐺 🌕

AO: middle-tooth
Q: Toothless
PAX: Oatmeal, DrRupp, Matador, Pepsi, Focker, Esposa, Pole Dancer, Betty Ford
FNGs: None
COUNT: 9
CONDITIONS: Perfectly pleasant, clear skies, bright as day

PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/59GuzDm447UdTWAVqQZlbo?si=1ca8db418ce14815

WARMUP:
– Side straddle hops x 31
– Zombie walk out & back
– Werewolfs (aka Downward Dog into Cobra and back) x 10
– Scorpions x 10

THE THANG:

Mosey to tennis courts (the upside down)

First, obligatory Burpee Thriller, listen to Thriller and do a burpee every time you hear the signature “thriller” in the chorus or something scary in the verses. Lots of scary stuff in that song!

Cue the Deck of Horrors!!!

Circle up and get ready to pull cards.
– Add 10 to digits (2-10)
– Face cards trigger 10 reps of a harder exercise
– Aces have their own devilry
– Next man up does half reps to keep the cards moving

Spades :spades:
– Digits = Squats
– Faces = Squat Jumps
– Ace = Broad Jump to the other fence and back
Clubs :clubs:
– Digits = LBC’s
– Faces = WW1’s
– Ace = 200 American Hammers (single count)
Hearts :heart:
– Digits = High Knees
– Royals = Hopping Hillbillies
– Ace = Cotton Eye Joe (High Knees with words, Hopping Hillbillies with instrumentals)
Diamonds :diamonds:
– Digits = Carolina Dry Docks
– Royals = Diamond Merkins
– Ace = Bear Crawl to fence and back

Back to post at 5 mins out for Howler Monkeys, I.e. monkey humper ring of fire. Got up to 4 each when increasing by 1 every 2 rounds.

MOLESKINE:

Cotton Eye Joe continues to be a fan favorite. The IT bands were burnin’! Got through all the aces too, pretty evenly spaced. Good all around work done by the PAX this AM!

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– 4th of July Convergence!
– 6/26 Convergence @ greenmachine

COT:
– The men shared and I prayed us out to Jesus Christ, who is always with us

An absolute honor to lead men – thanks for indulging my out-of-season Q!

Outback Beatdown

AO: detention
Q: EZ-Go
PAX: Andrew McDermott, Donkey Hammer, Esposa, EZ-Go, Focker, Michael Freiburg, Pedialyte, Pepsi, Topanga, Young and Restless, Hit and Run
FNGs: 1 Hit and Run
COUNT: 11
CONDITIONS:
Looked like rain

WARMUP:
25 SSH
Willy Mays Hayes
Good Mornings

THE THANG:
*Grab a block
4 corners:
Round 1 – 20 curls, 15 incline merkins, 10 squats, 5 burpees
Round 2 – 20 tricep extensions, 15 decline merkins, 10 shoulder presses, 5 burpees
Round 3 – 20 kb swings, 15 spider merkins, 10 thrusters, 5 burpees
Mode of transportation – Lunges, fireman’s carry, lunges, fireman’s carry

Tabata:
30s on, 10s off for 20 minutes of…
Pike hold on bench (or plank)
Squat hold
L-sit hold
Chin-over-bar hold (or dead hang)

Finished with 1 minute of low plank

MOLESKINE:
The manifold wisdom of Topanga already proving itself with this little schedule switcheroo between Focker and myself. Really enjoyed leading and getting in some muscle pump with those static holds. The rock gods of Metallica and Pearl Jam kept us going and conversations of vocational school philosophy filled the pavilion.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– 413 Strong begins again with a new class
– The Struggle overnight CSAUP is June 4-5

COT:
– Prayers for friends IVF treatment

Always a party. Thankful to lead.
-EZ

Slightly Stupid

AO: cruelhall
Q: Movin On Up
PAX: Mistah Mistah, Donkey Hammer, Accounts Receivable, EZ-Go, Focker, Esposa, Young and Restless, Pepsi, Pedialyte, Matador, Pound Puppy, Hit & Run
FNGs: 1 Hit & Run
COUNT: 13
CONDITIONS: Moist

WARMUP:

20 SSH
10 Imperial walkers
10 Hill Billy’s
willy mays
Indian run

THE THANG:

– Atomic Merkin/Drydock apocalypse together

– Playground partners:

1 runs down hill, bear crawls up to weed
2 swerkins

1 runs down hill, bear crawls up to weed
2 WFAGs

1 runs down hill, bear crawls up to weed
2 dips

1 runs down hill, bear crawls up to weed
2 low row on bars

SSH for 6, don’t stop moving

10 Burpee/pullup

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

4:13 Struggle is coming up in June for those interested

COT:

Thanks for letting me lead this morning and way to get after it. I feel like I could run through a wall right now! :facepunch: