11s

Date: 2026-07-24 AO: Cruel Hall Q: Pepsi , PAX: Matador, Pepsi, Donkey Hammer, Pedialyte, Tinkertoy, Pound Puppy FNGs: None COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS: Crisp? Fall around the corner?
WARMUP: Broga and some dynamic stuff
THE THANG:
11s Thrusters – Bear Crawl – Merkins
Rotating lap around church
7s Burpees – Lunge – WW1s
Lifted some blocks
MARY: No time
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Convergance Saturday in Nolansville
COT: Esposa quick recovery and good vibes during recovery.
Matador returning to work.
PLAYLIST: Hastily assembled

Welcome Party

Date: 2026-07-16 AO: The Stronghold Q: tampalibra , PAX: Red Skull, Barney, Right Said, Dr. Brown Slip, Decaf, Tinkertoy, Wham-O, Pepsi, Young and Restless, Dan and Dave, hambone, Goose, Barney, tampalibra, Hipster, Pearl (Jonathan Halter), Purple Rain, Top Chef, Stick Death?, Zoomie, Curious?, Cat Woman, Bisquick, Wings Down, Sweet Tooth, Crabby Patty, Blue Cheese, Pinto, Squid, Micro Soft, Gumbo, Dory, FNGs: None COUNT: 33 5 Block Burpees 5 Ground-to-overhead 10 Block Burpees 10 Ground-to-overhead 15 Block Burpees 15 Ground-to-overhead 20 Block Burpees 20 Ground-to-overhead 25 Block Burpees 25 Ground-to-overhead 20 Block Burpees 20 Ground-to-overhead 15 Block Burpees 15 Ground-to-overhead 10 Block Burpees 10 Ground-to-overhead 5 Block Burpees 5 Ground-to-overhead

Cruel Hall

Date: 2026-07-03 AO: Cruel Hall Q: Fortran , PAX: My Pleasure, Pepsi, Esposa, Fortran, Tinkertoy, Pedialyte, Pound puppy FNGs: None COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS: muggy
WARMUP: light stretches and mozy to hill in churh parking lot
THE THANG: curls, bear crawls, merkins, squat jumps, ladders, lay ups, bicycles, planks
MARY:
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:
PLAYLIST:

Border Crossing

Date: 2026-06-29 AO: Detention Q: Esposa , PAX: Pedialyte, Andrew McDermott, Esposa, Pepsi, Fortran, Michael Freiburg, Toto FNGs: None COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS: nasty
WARMUP: broga
THE THANG:
MARY: We didn’t make it across to many CBP officers
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:
PLAYLIST:

The Stronghold

Date: 2026-06-11 AO: The Stronghold Q: Tinkertoy , PAX: Pearl (Jonathan Halter), toga, Tinkertoy, Red Skull, Decaf, Young and Restless, Wham-O, Pepsi, Hipster, Barney, Sean Southall, Goose, TopChef, PeachFuz, Duncan, ToeJamb, MissesWinters, Grasshopper, Gristle, TrainWreck, BoogieMan, KiddyPool, TinderFoot, Puffy, Swiper, Clueless FNGs: None COUNT: 27 CONDITIONS: 75* and moist
WARMUP: SSH, mosey, but kicks, toy soldier, shuffle, hip opener, good mornings, Willie Mays Hayes, Phelps, arm circles, shoulder press
THE THANG: 4 corners 150 reps – Step ups – Merkins – Squats – WW1 Mode of transport: creepers
FitnessGram Pacer Test
MOLESKINE: 150 reps was aggressive
ANNOUNCEMENTS: One week left for 4:13 guys
COT: Financial literacy exam for 4:13 guys
PLAYLIST: White girl bangers

ImpromptQ

Date: 2026-06-01 AO: Detention Q: Focker , PAX: Focker, EZ-Go, Pedialyte, Fortran, Michael Freiburg, Matador, Pepsi, Esposa FNGs: None COUNT: 8 CONDITIONS: sticky and beautiful
WARMUP: various stretches, even through in some V-ups
THE THANG: made up on the spot. Partner up and to playground P-1 does rifle carry to top of sidewalk and back while P-2 does exercise and then switch Pull ups Monkey humpers Merkins Lunges Rows
Return blocks and to church lot 10–>1 descending burpee count at bottom with 10 ww1 at top.
MARY: none
MOLESKINE: no music since I didn’t have a speaker and my phone died. Otherwise good vibes!
ANNOUNCEMENTS: none
COT: pray over and for our wives
PLAYLIST: nah

Memorial Day/Birthday Murph

Date: 2026-05-25 AO: Detention Q: EZ-Go , PAX: Pep, Swig, Esposa, moneyshot, EZ-Go, My Pleasure, Pedialyte, Wham-O, Deep State, Pepsi, Matador, Sherpa FNGs: None COUNT: 12 CONDITIONS: Precipitation from below, not above
WARMUP: Get in the choppa!
THE THANG: The Murph:
– 1 mile run – 100 pull ups – 200 push ups – 300 air squats – 1 mile run
Just a good clean beatdown on a Memorial Day morn.
MARY: No time for sissy stuff
MOLESKINE: www.crossfit.com/benchmark/murph
On my 42nd birthday, took the opportunity to share my gratitude for F3, our Pax, and the community we’re building here. Cheers!
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Summer is here
COT: Summer is here
PLAYLIST: Kemp’s 42 Favorite Songs

2:1

Date: 2026-05-22 AO: Cruel Hall Q: tampalibra , PAX: EZ-Go, Esposa, tampalibra, Young and Restless, Pepsi, Sherpa, Trash Panda FNGs: None COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS: Moist
WARMUP: SSH, Merkins, Squats, LBAC, Air Press
THE THANG: All movements are 1:2 repeat up to 10:20. Run a lap after.
Merkins/block press 4 count flutters/block sit-up Curl/We’re not worthy
Not started: Squat/Thruster

MARY: 100 block curls
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Calls for Struggle 006 on deaf ears Prayers for Sherpa’s MIL on her cancer journey

The Stronghold

Date: 2026-05-14 AO: The Stronghold Q: Hipster , PAX: Red Skull, Hipster, tampalibra, Tinkertoy, Young and Restless, Pepsi, Barney FNGs: None COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS:
WARMUP:
THE THANG:
MARY:
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:
PLAYLIST:

Green Machine

Date: 2026-04-23 AO: Green Machine Q: Focker , PAX: Young and Restless, Squatter, Esposa, bluemule, Focker, EZ-Go, SalPal, Horizon, Pep, Topanga (Scott), Cowboy, Wham-O, moneyshot, Andrew McDermott, Pepsi, Swig, Matador, Black Lung, Pedialyte, Puzzlah, Betty Ford, SquareD FNGs: None COUNT: 22 CONDITIONS: chill in the air that gave way to dripping sweat
WARMUP: walking from your car
THE THANG: 400m burpee broad jump, 400m lunges, 400m bear crawl, 400m run
MOLESKINE: everyone can’t wait for next year. I’ll make sure to give the countdown weekly
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Murder Mile in 365 days
COT: laughing and hugging and holding hands
PLAYLIST: Cowboy with the assist