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Date: 2026-05-22 AO: Cruel Hall Q: tampalibra , PAX: EZ-Go, Esposa, tampalibra, Young and Restless, Pepsi, Sherpa, Trash Panda FNGs: None COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS: Moist
WARMUP: SSH, Merkins, Squats, LBAC, Air Press
THE THANG: All movements are 1:2 repeat up to 10:20. Run a lap after.
Merkins/block press 4 count flutters/block sit-up Curl/We’re not worthy
Not started: Squat/Thruster

MARY: 100 block curls
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Calls for Struggle 006 on deaf ears Prayers for Sherpa’s MIL on her cancer journey

The Stronghold

Date: 2026-05-14 AO: The Stronghold Q: Hipster , PAX: Red Skull, Hipster, tampalibra, Tinkertoy, Young and Restless, Pepsi, Barney FNGs: None COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS:
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Green Machine

Date: 2026-04-23 AO: Green Machine Q: Focker , PAX: Young and Restless, Squatter, Esposa, bluemule, Focker, EZ-Go, SalPal, Horizon, Pep, Topanga (Scott), Cowboy, Wham-O, moneyshot, Andrew McDermott, Pepsi, Swig, Matador, Black Lung, Pedialyte, Puzzlah, Betty Ford, SquareD FNGs: None COUNT: 22 CONDITIONS: chill in the air that gave way to dripping sweat
WARMUP: walking from your car
THE THANG: 400m burpee broad jump, 400m lunges, 400m bear crawl, 400m run
MOLESKINE: everyone can’t wait for next year. I’ll make sure to give the countdown weekly
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Murder Mile in 365 days
COT: laughing and hugging and holding hands
PLAYLIST: Cowboy with the assist

Detention

Date: 2026-04-20 AO: Detention Q: Works for a Guy , PAX: Andrew McDermott, Pedialyte, Pepsi, Movin On Up, Esposa, Deep State, Works for a Guy, Tinkertoy, Michael Freiburg, Sherpa FNGs: None COUNT: 10 CONDITIONS:
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C0unt1ng 1s H4r6

Date: 2026-04-14 AO: Middle Tooth Q: SalPal , PAX: Betty Ford, DrRupp, Pep, DintyMoore, Pepsi, Cowboy, SalPal, sooner, Esposa, Peabody FNGs: None COUNT: 10 CONDITIONS: Stretching is for the birds
WARMUP: Active track mosey
THE THANG: Pullups, burpees, merkins, iron mikes, suicides,
MOLESKINE: You can lawfully own a raccoon without a permit (link: www.tennessean.com/story/news/politics/legislature/2026/03/24/domesticated-raccoon-tennessee-bill-waive-permit-fee/89297851007/?gnt-cfr=1&gca-cat=p&gca-uir=false&gca-epti=z1138xxp000750l004450c0007…)
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Manly Mile, Holy Smokers (both next Thursday), Juicy J Invitational, CSAUP 50, Check Slack
COT: Gratitude for Sooner’s career, intentions unspoken.
PLAYLIST: A+ Themed A+ Playlist

Green Machine

Date: 2026-04-09 AO: Green Machine Q: moneyshot , PAX: Black Lung, moneyshot, Shania, Grape, Pepsi, Esposa, Topanga, Pep, Cowboy, Peabody FNGs: None COUNT: 10 CONDITIONS: clear
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PLAYLIST:Phil Collins, Genesis, Peter Gabriel

Middle Tooth

Date: 2026-04-07 AO: Middle Tooth Q: Focker , PAX: Pepsi, Tinkertoy, Esposa, Focker, DrRupp, Matador, Betty Ford, Toothless, Pep, Topanga (Scott), sooner FNGs: None COUNT: 11 CONDITIONS: perfect for what we had ahead of us
WARMUP: stretches and a jog
THE THANG: “Killer B’s” Broad Jump 10 yards, do 10 burpees, 10 Bonnie Blairs (jump lunges) and 10 Big Boi situps. Broad Jump 10 yards, do 10 burpees, 10 Bonnie Blairs (jump lunges) and 10 Big Boi situps. Broad Jump 10 yards, do 10 burpees, 10 Bonnie Blairs (jump lunges) and 10 Big Boi situps. Bear crawl back 30 yards.
Did this for 5 rounds
MOLESKINE: Everyone kept talking about much fun this was and wanted a longer version where the exercises were continuous. Maybe in a mile format perhaps
ANNOUNCEMENTS: -impossible mile April 23 – Matador doing his own Plankpril – March into May step challenge
COT: -illnesses and deaths -tolerating family -job interview for my M
PLAYLIST: “B” related songs

Pump up the jam

Date: 2026-03-06 AO: cruelhall Q: Tinkertoy PAX: Matador, Toothless, Esposa, Donkey Hammer, Pepsi, Swig, Pound Puppy, My Pleasure FNGs: 1 My Pleasure COUNT: 9 CONDITIONS: 65* and clear. “Some would say perfect (Trump voice)”
WARMUP: Mosey/donkey kicks/knee2chest/Frankenstein/imperial walkers/hillbillys/good morning/willie mays hays/slow squat/arm circles/phelps/air press
THE THANG: 11’s -Hand Release Merkins -Coupon Thrusters Mode of transport: bear crawl 1/2 lunge 1/2 / mosey back
3 sec tempo up/down -21 coupon press -11 WW1 with coupon -21 coupon S2OH -11 WW1 with coupon -35 Merkin
MOLESKINE: Why did I do this 2 days in a row?
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Merkin madness. March madness tailgate in the works at Donkey Hammer front yard. TBD. BYOB.
COT: Swig’s 5year old neurological regulation. My heart monitor and MRI coming up returns normal readings.
PLAYLIST: 80s techno.

Texas Independence Day (v.5)

Date: 2026-03-03 AO: middle-tooth Q: sooner PAX: Cal Worthington, DrRupp, Toothless, Cowboy, Betty Ford, Young and Restless, Chunks, Pepsi, Matador FNGs: None COUNT: 10 Warm up
Preview – ​Side-Straddle Hops: 28 Reps (IC) — Texas was the 28th state. ​Imperial Walkers: 18 Reps (IC) – Battle of San Jacinto lasted 18 minutes ​Hillbillies: 18 Reps (IC) — total Commemorating 1836.
​The Alamo Circuit –
Station 1: 13 Days of Glory (The Escalator) ​Perform as many rounds as possible (AMRAP) for 13 minutes. No stopping. ​13 Texian Burpees (The “Texian” Burpee: Add a star-jump at the top). ​13 Merkins (Standard). ​13 Air Squats (Deep and disciplined). ​13 Big Boy Sit-ups. Run “Scout” lap after every full set.
​Station 2: The “Come and Take It” Ground-and-Pound ​Buddy Carry / Fireman’s Carry: 50 yards (Swap at the halfway mark). ​Alternate (if no buddy): Bear Crawl 50 yards. ​The Penalty: If anyone stops moving during the Bear Crawl/Carry, the whole PAX performs 5 “Santa Anna” Slaps (Carolina Dry Docks).
​Station 3: San Jacinto Sprint (The Decisive Victory) ​Mirroring the 18-minute battle that won independence: ​18 murder bunnies. 18 bunny hops ​36 Mountain Climbers (Double-count, for the year 1836). ​Sprint to the “Line in the Sand” (Pick a landmark 50 yards away). ​18 Monkey Humpers (In honor of the confusion of the Mexican retreat). Repeat x 2
The Lone Star Core
​The “Brazos” Plank: Hold for 60 seconds. During the hold, call out one name of a Texas hero (Travis, Bowie, Crockett, Houston, Seguin).

Boogie Wonderland at MiddleTooth

Date: 2026-02-10 AO: middle-tooth Q: Cowboy PAX: DrRupp, Toothless, sooner, Pepsi, Betty Ford, Topanga (Scott) FNGs: None COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS: High 40s, almost balmy in comparison to recent outings.
WARMUP: Easing in with some Bro-ga, we did all of the things: downward Dog, Cobra, reaching for the sky et al. Then some SSH with a double-time at the finish. Slow and Low Squats with emphasis on both Slow and Low. And finally some intros to JumpShots and Cowboy GiddyUps.
THE THANG: Choose Pairs and Mosey to the back of school Dock. 1. Pairs do 50 Total of Mike Tysons with partner jumping on the dock and down to run the circle loop. FlipFlop R&R with Jump Shots, R&R with Mike Tysons again this time to 30 2. 11s at the Front of School GiggyUps at the bottom – Iron Mike at the top – Partners start on opposite ends With 5 Slap Merkins in the middle when you meet your partner Mary: Supine Planks, WW1 MOLESKINE: Grateful was the word of the day that stuck out.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Holy Smokes 2/19
COT: Gaze at the moon and acknowledge how small we are in a great expanse AND yet chased down by a Maker.
PLAYLIST: Cowboy’s High School Playlist. Most all by Cover Bands. Of course when YHC was in high school there was no such thing as a playlist. We called it a Mix Tape. music.apple.com/us/playlist/middletooth2026/pl.u-leyll88cxgZkbN