the Filthy Fifty

AO: the-castle
Q: Strutter
PAX: hambone, Pep, StepBrother, Strutter
FNGs: None
COUNT: 4
CONDITIONS: gorgeous!

WARMUP:

THE THANG:

MOLESKINE:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT:

Mark Harmon Would Be Proud…..

AO: greenmachine
Q: Hipster
PAX: Grape, Focker, Esposa, Shania, moneyshot, Betty Ford, Cowboy, Pep, Michelin Man, Shyguy, Nada
FNGs: 1 Nada
COUNT: 11
CONDITIONS: Swampy

WARMUP: Quick WOR on the 50 yl

THE THANG:

1st Test – TABATA

Each round has 8 sets of 20 seconds AMRAP of the specified movement, with 10 seconds rest after each set.

Movements:

– Mercans
– Sit Ups
– Squats
– Dips
– 2 count flutter kicks

PAX records # completed for each set to measure strength and endurance.

2nd Test – Beep Test

Lots of timed 20 yard sprints, just read about it beeptestacademy.com/how-to-conduct-a-beep-test/#:~:text=The%20multi%2Dstage%20fitness%20test%20total%20distance%20is%204940%20metres,seconds%20(22%3A03)..

Again, PAX logs their results as a baseline against which to compare in 90 days.

MOLESKINE: Lots of sustained effort and sweaty scoring sheets from the PAX this morning. For anyone who wants to (re)take the tests, hit me up, its a great yardstick to measure quarterly progress.

Thanks to AC/DC for always rocking.

No thanks to Moneyshot for making us all feel worse about ourselves.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Brewsday next week (5 oclock start for all you workin stiffs); CSAUP50

COT: Gratitude for the opportunities we have to be better each day.

Decath-WTF?

AO: -f3-nashville-general
Q: CubCadet
PAX: Pep, Tim the Toolman, Spinal Tap, Papa Bear, hambone, Sherlock, Young and Restless, Wolfpack, Purple Tiger, Choo Choo, Beaver (DR from outside Richmond), Radish (birthname Lewis)
FNGs: 1 Radish (birthname Lewis)
COUNT: 13
CONDITIONS: only 79

WARMUP: The usual stuff, and 10 burpees, much to the dismay of hambone (“what next, bear crawls?”)

THE THANG: On the 49 Anniversary of Bruce (now Caitlyn) Jenner’s Olympic Record Decathlon performance in Montreal and to celebrate GameStop getting permission to go north of the border, we did a modified decathlon.

Day 1 Events
– 100 m dash: sprinted length of Parthenon
– Long Jump: 20 lung-worms
– Shot Put: 40 sit-ups
– High Jump: Hop up Parthenon steps 2x
– 400 m run: Run the ellipse

Day 2 Events
– 110 m hurdles: 110 high knees
– Discuss Throw: 50 dips
– Pole Vault: 40 merkins
– Javelin Throw: 50 squats
– 1500m run: Run 3 sides of the great lawn

Repeat sequence doing half the reps, and skipping the 1500m run

MOLESKINE: Think of somebody in your life who might need a check-in from you. Reach out.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Check Slack, but there is a 2.0 event (nerf battle). And still selling that 50 mile thing.

COT: Welcome to Radish (aka Lewis, 24, originally from South Africa. Just moved back to Nashville, after previously being at Lipscomb). I don’t get credit for EHing – somebody else said something, then I just had him Long-Jump next to me. Thanks to other PAX for making him feel welcome, including Coffeteria.

Prayers for Pep stress at work. Alleviation of suffering in Gaza. Gratitude that impact of overnight tsunami was not worse.

Thanks for allowing me to lead today!

Modify as needed

AO: bomber
Q: DintyMoore
PAX: Firefox, Chunks, Pep, Salami, Tim the Toolman, hambone, Sherlock, Young and Restless, Hedwig, Strutter
FNGs: None
COUNT: 11
CONDITIONS: Heavy Air

WARMUP:
Mosey for Coupons
Shoulder Routine

THE THANG:
The Thang –
Partner Work
Alternate between following
Deep Squat x 100
High Pull x 100
Overhead Shoulder Swings x 50
Lap around ballfield in between sets

Alternate between following
Wall Jumps x 50
Decline Merkins X 50
Burpees x 50
Run to top of hill

Mary to Finish
Dealers Choice followed by this finisher
10 sec toy soldiers
10 sec high knees
10 sec tuck jumps
10 sec iron mike
10 sec side lunges

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7KGdsJbzC0pi08efToUK3x?si=D2OKzsWURIamyDw0c4fZAg&pi=8SsSiMasRnKW4

MOLESKINE: one more thing

ANNOUNCEMENTS: CSAUP 50 Miler 8/29

COT: good thoughts for change, travel, and family

House of Cards

AO: greenmachine
Q: Goose
PAX: Pep, Focker, Esposa, Michelin Man, Topanga, Matador, Betty Ford, Super Soaker
FNGs: None
COUNT: 9
CONDITIONS: Humid

WARMUP: Willie Mays Hays, Forward Fold, Good Mornings, Cherry Pickers

THE THANG:
-Deck of Cards:
Clubs=Squats
Diamonds-Merkins
Spades=SSH
Hearts=WW1
Aces and Faces=Run to goal line and back
-100 yards lunges
-100 yard bear crawls and squat jumpps
-Circleof Mary

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

50 Mile CSAUP last weekend in August, Focker has details

III Pillars – 07.15.25 – “Crystal Clear”

AO: iiipillars
Q: princessaurora
PAX: LorelaiG, t-cell, Choo Choo, Haggis, Swiffer, Go Fish, Pep
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
8 PAX were gathered here today to celebrate YHC’s 15th anniversary F3-style. Conditions were just as steamy as they were that hot July night in 2010, but the company left a little to be desired in comparison.

THE THANG:

After a brief disclaimer and a couple of laps around the track while I fumbled with the Bluetooth speaker, we circled up for:

SSH x 15

Shoulder Mobility
– Prone Alternating External Rotations
– Prone Presses

Hip Mobility
– 90-90 Alternating Internal Rotations
– 90-90 Pigeon
– 90-90 Heel/Knee Raises
– WMH x 10

Quick trip to the wall to hit a seated scapula stretch and then it was time for the show.

The traditional 15th anniversary gift is crystal, so I wanted to share that with all today.

PAX perform one set of 15 of each exercise below, followed by one lap around the track. After each lap, PAX drop one rep for the set (14, 13…1) and continue to do so until finished or time.

– Clerkin
– Reverse Crunch
– Y-Raise
– Squat
– Toe Touched
– Ab Thruster
– Lateral Lunge

Just as expectations are often unmet in marriage, so went our routine as most only got down in the 9-10 range.

Mosey back to startex for COT/BOM

MOLESKINE:

Today’s playlist was brought to you by my wife. Some fun facts about it: not only did I play it blind (my only direction for her was that it needs to be 45 minutes), but it was also her first playlist. I believe most would agree she nailed it. Consider yourselves lucky, gentlemen. I know I do.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

CSAUP 50-Miler 8/29. Hit up Chunks with any questions.

COT:

We took this time for everybody to share some piece of wisdom applicable either specific to marriage or to life in general, and wise words were shared indeed. Thank you for that.

Prayers for navigating health issues, familial strife, and relationships.

Always a pleasure to lead and be led at iiiP!

PA out.

1st F Emeritus Still Got It

AO: bomber
Q: Hair Band
PAX: Hedwig, DintyMoore, Matt Kaminski, hambone, Firefox, Sherlock, Pep
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
CONDITIONS: warm with a side of swamp ass

WARMUP:
50 SSHs
Jog w coupon to community center parking lot
7 blockees or jump-over-your-coupon-burpees every minute on the minute for 10min

THE THANG:
Amrap, alternating sets:
Rows 1min
Goblet squats 1min
Run w coupon to stop sign & back

Shoulder press 1min
Lunges 1min
Run w coupon to stop sign & back

MOLESKINE:
Encouraging HIMs to share with each other

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
CSAUP 50 Miler August 29th-30th

COT:
Celebrations in order for babies on the way, good in-laws, and gratitude for great wives and kids, prayers requested for healthy family members, traveling mercies, and work turmoil

VF3NSS Pt. 2

AO: greenmachine
Q: SalPal
PAX: Pep, Esposa, Betty Ford, Matador, Cowboy, DintyMoore, Focker, bluemule, moneyshot, Westham (visiting from Omaha IIRC)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 11
CONDITIONS: Locked up tight.

WARMUP: Mosey to field.

THE THANG: 3 Sets, Song + Reading (10 Burpees) + Sketch (Routine)

Set 1: Get Lucky, Leadership, Death March
Set 2: Flower, Get Right, EMOM Sprints/Burpees
Set 3: Stairway to Heaven, Live Right, DORA

Close with 10 burpee buyout

MOLESKINE: Discussion on what constitutes martyrdom, whether Catholics go to VBS, whatever happened to mumblechatter at ~32 minutes in, and record-breaking calorie burn.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Nightmoves, CSAUP 50, Brewsday next month.

COT: F3/FIA Wedding, Travel, Work Anxiety

Stay salty y’all.

A Weirdly Perfect Playlist

AO: titan
Q: Vector , Natural Ice
PAX: Pep, DintyMoore, CubCadet, bluemule, Hipster, Wolfpack, Cropduster, GameStop, Squatter (F3 Muletown), Spinal Tap, Tim the Toolman, Choo Choo, West Ham (Willy Lohman)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 15
Several months ago, Natural Ice and I were asked to Co-Q a Battle of Playlists Epic Q at Titan. Yet, the two of us are not fighters; hence, we pooled our powers to craft the GREATEST PLAYLIST OF ALL TIME (or GPOAT)! The theme was unstated, leaving the PAX to wonder what was this madness. Kudos to Pep who called the theme by song #3: A Weird Al tribute with the regular songs during Half Vector and the Al parodies for Half Ice.

CONDITIONS: Humid yet perfect

WARMUP: Mosey to front of Parthenon (aka Where the Giant Head Lives), only to find an equally weird potty training set up care of Cocomelon. SSH, LBAC, Overhead Raises, Seal Claps, RLBAC, and Imperial Walkers to start the show.

THE THANG:
Half Vector:
Playlist:
– Smells Like Teen Spirit – Nirvana
– I Love Rock ‘N Roll – Joan Jett & the Blackhearts
– Like a Virgin – Madonna
– Bad – Michael Jackson
– Pretty Fly (for a White Guy) – The Offspring
– Gangsta’s Paradise – Coolio

DORA with partner, who runs counterclockwise around oval: 100 merkins – 200 Dips – 300 Iron Mikes – 400 squats

Half Ice
Playlist:
– Smells Like Nirvana – Weird Al
– I Love Rocky Road – Weird Al
– Like a Surgeon – Weird Al
– Fat – Weird Al
– Pretty Fly for a Rabbi – Weird Al
– Amish Paradise – Weird Al

DORA with partner, who runs clockwise around oval: 100 Amish Merkins (aka Incline Merkins) – 200 Accordion Step Ups – 300 Eat It Crunches (feet on bench) – 400 Tacky High Knees (“exaggerated form encouraged”)

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Night Moves tomorrow at Titan. CSAUP in August.

COT:
Prayers for work, safe travels, visas. Much praise of the playlist was overheard among the PAX. Words like “brilliant,” “fantabulous,” and “masterpiece” were bandied about. Ultimately all agreed: A ++++ with one more + to grow on.

VF3NSSS

AO: the-castle
Q: SalPal
PAX: Strutter, Pep, Salami, Space Baby, hambone, Blankingononepaxpleasecommentbelow
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
CONDITIONS: Ick.

WARMUP: Mosey around running path.

THE THANG: Vacation F3 Nonsectarian Scripture School (VF3NSS). Three sets, comprised of a song, reading, and sketch.

Set One:
Song: Thunderstuck
Reading: Leadership
Sketch: DORA

Set Two:
Song: Roxanne
Reading: Get Right
Sketch: 7’s up the hill

Set Three:
Song: Cupid Shuffle
Reading: Live Right
Sketch: EMOM Burpees

MOLESKINE: Lots of mumberchatter.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: NIght Moves (NOTE LOCATION HAS BEEN UPDATED), CSAUP 50.

COT: Strutter’s family, career & jobs.

Stay salty Nashville.