We’re Too Saxy for this Q

AO: greenmachine
Q: Firefox , Grape
PAX: Wham-O, Betty Ford, Hipster, Topanga, Esposa, Works for a Guy, Black Lung, Pep
FNGs: None
COUNT: 10
CONDITIONS: Saxy

WARMUP: Grape led us on a long mosey around the block (accompanied by some sweet, sultry, saxy sax songs) and back to Startex for:
– SSH
– Imperial walkers
– Hillbillies
– Good mornings
– LBAC
– Overhead claps
– Seal claps

THE THANG: Today is National Saxophone Day. The Saxophone was invented in the 1800s by Adolphe Sax, who was born on November 6, 1814 and went on to live a life full of en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adolphe_Sax.

To celebrate National Saxophone Day, PAX moseyed to the football field and partnered up. 1 partner did an exercise in the endzone while the other bear crawled 20 yards and back. Each exercise was accompanied by a true/false trivia question. Wrong answers increased the bear crawl distance by 5 yards (each direction).
– S – SSH; The Saxophone is a woodwind instrument – True
– A – ?; Adolphe Sax was Austrian – False, he was Belgian
– X – X-jumps; Kenny G is best known for playing the alto saxophone – False, he primarily plays the soprano sax
– O – Overhead Press; Richard Nixon was a saxophone player – True, he could play 5 instruments
– P – Pop Squats; A saxhorn is another name for the saxophone – False, it’s another family of instruments invented by Adolphe
– H – Hand-release Merkins; Adolphe Sax invented 8 types of saxophone – False, he invented 14 different types
– O – Ohno’s (skaters); The name of the saxophonist for the Electric Mayhem (from the Muppets) is “Lips” – False, it’s “Zoot”
– N – Newton’s Cradle; The smallest saxophone is only 12 inches long – True, it’s called a soprillo
– E – Elbow plank jacks; The most expensive saxophone ever purchased was made of plastic – True, it belonged to Charlie Parker

The bear crawl stretched out to the 30yard line but by the end had come back to the 20.

PAX did 18 burpees and 46 Iron Mikes (each side is a half) for the year 1846 when the saxophone was patented.

Pax then did 45 merkins for the 45 pound heft of the contrabass saxophone (which is over 6ft tall)

Mosey back to Startex. 2 separate 47 second hollow body holds for the 47 minute world record of the longest note ever held on a saxophone.

MOLESKINE:
– Sadly, I did not get to share one more factoid, the largest gathering of simultaneously playing saxophone players involved 1875 musicians.
– Kudos to Betty Ford for guessing our theme during warm-up
– Props to Pep Esposa and others for throwing out many other saxophone-related names and references
– Grape link that sweet, saxy playlist in the thread, please!

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– Check Slack

COT:
– Thoughts prayers to marriages, new phases in life, and safe travels

Simple and Effective

AO: westeros
Q: Natural Ice
PAX: Papa Bear, Sherlock, Michelin Man, Juicy J (JBowman), Spinal Tap, Squatter, The Merchant, Tim the Toolman, bluemule, Vector, Chunks, Pep
FNGs: None
COUNT: 13
CONDITIONS: Spooky Foggy and 34F – PERFECT

WARMUP: Did not start with SSH, but Windmills and then SSH, Merkins, Imperial Walkers, Squats, Hill Billies, Deep Groin Stretches

THE THANG: Simple and Effective!
– 5 pull ups
– 10 BB Sit Ups
– 20 Merkins
– 30 Dips
– Run across the field

Various forms of Merry in between sets as we waiting on the 6

The pax was so enthusiastic, that we had to rinse and repeat. (correct me if I am wrong, but I think we did it 6 times)

In total we ran 1.6 miles!

Ended with merry and we gave Pep a chance to SSH in Cadence……. to no real effect…. one day you will get it :slightly_smiling_face:

Playlist was Michelin Mans highschool CD collection

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6oxbeNXMdnBn0i24KrnRLK?si=0f318d06d0f14f13…… and yes I did add a song by Bush at the end

MOLESKINE: Its getting cold, but we have an extra hour of sleep. Don’t Waste it!

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Percy Warner Beat Down – 11/15 at 6 am !
GROW School Dec 6th

COT: Prayed to see the blessing and to have a grateful heart!

The Pain Clock

AO: the-castle
Q: Strutter
PAX: Pep, Brown Slip, Mr. Pancake, The Merchant, Strutter
FNGs: None
COUNT: 5
CONDITIONS:
Chilly, but then sweaty.

WARMUP:
20 IC SSH
10 IC Vegetable Farmers
10 IC IW
10 IC Abe Vigoda

THE THANG:
A short Mosey to the hill.

MOLESKINE:
Not only do I care about the fitness of the men of the Castle, I also care about them remembering to fall back tomorrow night. I am hopeful that the soreness from today’s workout will be a reminder for them.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT:

Trick or treat

AO: bomber
Q: Shy Guy
PAX: Vector, DintyMoore, Firefox, CubCadet, Papa Bear, Pep, Tim the Toolman
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
CONDITIONS: Spooky, approximately 50 degrees

WARMUP:
SSH
Tempo merkin
Tempo squat
Mosey
THE THANG:
Trick or treat: flip a frisbee, heads do 31 reps, tails do 13 reps. Carry coupon 20 yards, repeat until time
Exercises:
Squats
Merkins
V ups
Curls
Burpees
Lunges
Bus driver
Skull crusher
WWW sit ups
Thrusters
LBC
Jump overs

MOLESKINE:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT:
Take care of the small things before they grow into big things
Gratitude

Return of the Sharknado

AO: the-castle
Q: Strutter
PAX: hambone, Chunks, Crawlspace, Dilbert, Butterfingers, Fabuloso, Pep, Strutter, Space Baby, Kevin
FNGs: 1 Kevin
COUNT: 10
CONDITIONS:

WARMUP:

THE THANG:

MOLESKINE:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT:

12 years strong

AO: iiipillars
Q: Grape
PAX: Haggis, t-cell, Swiffer, wardas1, Harbaugh, Pep, Two Face
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
CONDITIONS: wet, but not too bad. Praises for the garage

WARMUP: normal stuff with shoulders

THE THANG: Silk- soft and smooth
S- 12 step ups (2 count)
I- 24 incline merkins
L- 24 Lt Dans
K- 12 Kill joys (burpees)
Run a lap and repeat (144 reps)

Linen- breathable
Dora with partner, down the parking lot and back
C- 100 Carolina Dry Docks
S- 200 Squats
G- 300 Gorilla humpers

Pearls- hard and unique
Dealer’s choice Mary

:grapes:

10/10

AO: bomber
Q: Grape
PAX: DintyMoore, Firefox, Pep, Tim the Toolman, Tebow
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
CONDITIONS: delightful, not so gloomy when you’re with your friends

WARMUP: SSH and shoulder burner followed by a long meandering mosey with 10 burpees mixed in

THE THANG: We did a Dora! And encouraged one another! 10/10 guys!
Dora 1-2-3-4

T- 100 tricep dips
E- 200 El BC’s
N- 300 Normal merkins
S- 400 squats

MOLESKINE: While the theme of the workout, 10/10, was somewhat tongue in cheek based on the date, I actually found myself really enjoying giving so much encouragement throughout the workout. Grateful for this crew.

:grapes:

Hammer Time

AO: greenmachine
Q: Donkey Hammer
PAX: Cowboy, Betty Ford, Black Lung, Esposa, Matador, moneyshot, Pep, Pepsi, Topanga
FNGs: None
COUNT: 10
CONDITIONS: crisp

WARMUP:
Extended old guy warm up
– 400m jog
– Broga
– Cocaine bear crawls/crawl bears
– Walking imperial walkers
– Walking hillbillies
– Jane Fondas
– Pike Ups
– Straight leg raises

THE THANG:
– 100 yard run with burpees at every 10 yard marker x 2
– Two rounds if run 100 yards with exercises at 10 yard marker – 10 jump squats, 20 hand release merkins, 30 Carolina dry docks, 40 LBCs, 50 mountain climbers, 40 flutter kicks 2 count, 30 APD, 20 calf raises, 10 v-ups
– 20 yard forward lunges
– 20 yard reverse lunges
– 20 yard side lunges x 2

Circle burp for the entirety of “I Know a Little “ by Lynard Skynyrd with SSH in between.

Mary till 6:15: Side plank x 2, J. Lo’s

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Check Slack for upcoming events: 2.0 workout, The Struggle, Burpee. Beat down

COT: moneyshot closed us out with prayer.

Thank you, Cowboy for the chance to come spend the morning with the men of greenmachine . It was an honor to lead this group.

Still called WESTeros

AO: westeros
Q: CubCadet
PAX: DintyMoore, Papa Bear, Juicy J (JBowman), Pep, Tim the Toolman, Vector
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7 plus 1
CONDITIONS: Comfortable with a light drizzle

WARMUP: 1 min stretch OYO, 15 SSH, Mosey to school traffic circle

THE THANG: 1000 point challenge comes to Westeros. We bear crawled to find partners. Each team completed challenges on card (9 exercises), minimum 100 points per exercise. You choose the sequence and reps / round. There were burpees. There was running. There was a late arrival, but not who you might expect.

MOLESKINE: Difficult to mumble chatter when counting.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: See slack for Chili, 2.0 workout, and the thing formerly called Night Moves.

COT: Pep getting an offer on new role (especially before titan). Papa Bear friend struggling with cancer and running out of options. Mental health, especially for our young ones.

6 pax for coffee at Dose, including Michelin Man who was spotted near the AO muttering something about weights.

Grateful for these men and their friendship.