Titan

Date: 2026-10-21 AO: Titan Q: Dilbert , PAX: Rhombus, Spinal Tap, Shocker (Mark Holmes), CubCadet, Vector, Makita, Dilbert, Firefox, Pep, Papa Bear II, Hipster, hambone, Tim the Toolman, Xerox, Airballs, paper pusher FNGs: 2 Airballs, paper pusher COUNT: 16 CONDITIONS: perfect 47 degrees
WARMUP: SSH, arm circles, forward/oh clap, typewriter
THE THANG: 3 full rounds (rotate each exercise)
Group 1 – timer for the group around the circle about 250’ Carry the 100 lb tombstone 80 lb sandbag ball 100 lb sandbag
Group 2 Flutter kicks holding a coupon in the air
Group 3 Deadlift 60-80 lbs
Group 4 Bear crawl sandbag pull 20-35 lbs
Group 5 Curls 20-60 lbs
10 BBSU lunge walk (about 30 lunges) 10 merkins Mosey to start
9 BBSU lunge walk (about 30 lunges) 9 merkins Mosey to start
Repeato until time

MARY: 20 Alabama prom dates (or pickle pointers) 60 seconds monkey humpers
MOLESKINE: Lots of small group mumblechatter
ANNOUNCEMENTS: 4:13 fundraiser
COT: prayers for future employment and workplace success
PLAYLIST: 90s rock
Pep please tag who I missed on this BB as I know I missed a pax who didn’t HC

Gruesome Newsom Bootcamp

Date: 2026-10-17 AO: Gruesome Newsom Q: Half Lyfe , PAX: pmosher, Piglet, Half Lyfe, INCHWORM, Juicy J, Pep, GuitarCenter , Griz FNGs: 1 Griz COUNT: 8 CONDITIONS: Little chilly but warmed up quick.
WARMUP: SSH, Windmills, Imperial Walkers, WMH
THE THANG: See image.
MARY: N/A
MOLESKINE: Used AI to come up with Halloween themed beatdown. A little much. Use with caution.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Check Slack
COT: Welcome Griz (Siete’s 2.0) and Daniel (GuitarCenter). Hope to have you back out!
PLAYLIST: Halloween themed.

Westeros – its getting spooky

Date: 2026-10-19 AO: Westeros Q: Natural Ice , PAX: Spinal Tap, Shocker (Mark Holmes), Dangle, Natural Ice, Papa Bear II, bluemule, Roadrash (Casey Greene), Gutterball, Pep, Vector, Makita, Young and Restless, Beaker FNGs: None COUNT: 13 CONDITIONS: chilly and spooky
WARMUP: Lots of stuff
THE THANG 1 – 1 incline merkin on the first step added an additional merkin on each step – it sucked
The Thing 2: Dora – but with WW1s then Squats then Star jumps WTFrick Vector ?
MARY: ended with some we sure did!
PLAYLIST: Disco never dies and is the 2nd scariest musical genera – Jameroqui is Disco and not funk because their use of orchestral sampled strings – The more you know!

Middle Tooth

Date: 2026-10-20 AO: Middle Tooth Q: bluemule , PAX: Topanga (Scott), Esposa, sooner, bluemule, DrRupp, Betty Ford, Cowboy, Pep FNGs: COUNT: 8 CONDITIONS: Spooky
WARMUP: Normal studd
THE THANG: Laps around the park. Stop at each corner. Two teams – the werewolves and the runners. Each round the runners do 10 merkins, 10 big boy situps, 10 plank jacks. Each round the werewolves do an increasing numner of burpees. Previous record was 13. Top three finishers today were Blue Mule at 12, Betty Ford at 13 (ties the record!), and Dr. Rupp who did 16 —and didn’t even get tagged—
MARY: Scary mary
MOLESKINE: Iron sharpens iron – keep getting better!
ANNOUNCEMENTS: 4:13 fundraising, Tennessee Tussle
COT: Iron sharpens iron – keep getting better!
PLAYLIST: Werewolf themed!

Westeros

Date: 2026-10-05 AO: Westeros Q: The Merchant , PAX: Sherlock, Pep, Chunks, Vector, Spinal Tap, Roadrash (Casey Greene), The Merchant, Tim the Toolman, Firefox, Dangle, bluemule, Makita, Gutterball, Farva FNGs: None COUNT: 14 CONDITIONS: Moderate
THE THANG: 14 PAX braved the Wheel of Pain. The Wheel spins and lands on an exercise, and PAX do 10 reps of that exercise. Repeat for 45 minutes.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Keep an eye out for Westside Wednesday and the Halloween Hangout at the end of the month.
PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/01smIJHr0g3o58uvSYzQuC?si=dNhjZFv_TKS6WYRn1jkj4w&utm_source=copy-link&pi=5zjHqyEFTxaor

[The Castle] The Castle

Date: 2026-10-10 AO: The Castle Q: hambone , PAX: hambone, Waymo (formerly Space Baby), Barney, Hipster, Butterfingers, Flipper, Cross-stitch, Pep, Happy Trees, Mr. Pancake, Makita, Jelly Stone (Indianapolis South), Dr. Brown Slip, Locksmith FNGs: None COUNT: 17 CONDITIONS: Dark, temperate
WARMUP: running + 60 burpees
THE THANG: jogging + tennis court merkins
MARY: run to the tennis courts, 101 sit ups, more running, flutter kicks, etc.
MOLESKINE: prayers for continued growth
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Check out the ML Rose thing for 413 on 10/21
PLAYLIST: Silence is golden

[The Castle] Capture the Sandbag: Storm Warning

Date: 2026-10-03 AO: The Castle Q: Steely , PAX: Chunks, Happy Trees, hambone, Locksmith, Butterfingers, Pep, Steely, Horizon, Dilbert, Hipster, Strutter, Fabuloso FNGs: None COUNT: 13 CONDITIONS:
WARMUP: 25 SSH IC GOOD MORNINGS OYO 10 IC ARM CIRCLES F/R OVERHEAD CLAPS FORWARD CLAPS
THE THANG: WARM UP MOSEY AROUND THE FIELD SANDBAG CAPTURE: Two teams: Had to complete each round of exercises before going to capture the sandbag flag Round One: 100 Merkins Round Two: 150 Squats Round Three: 100 Big Boys Round Four: 50 Burpees Completed two cycles of above Randomly yelled out “Storm Watch”: “Tornado Warning”: 15 yard bear crawl “ Ended with Ultimate Frisbee
MARY: None
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: Prayers for PAX
PLAYLIST: Zack FM

The Beatdown Boogie at Middle Tooth

Date: 2026-10-06 AO: Middle Tooth Q: Old Maid , PAX: Pep, Old Maid, sooner, DrRupp, Betty Ford FNGs: None COUNT: 5 CONDITIONS: Cool morning under a crescent moon. Glove weather for DrRupp
WARMUP: Willie Mayes Hayes OYO Good mornings OYO Toe touches Quad stretch Worlds greatest stretch Hamstring stretches 30 SSH IC
THE THANG: Mosey around track (Partner up – one partner with coupon doing arm/shoulder exercise other partner doing alternate workout) Overhead press (25)/LBC (50) x 4 Mosey around track Lat rows (25)/Lunge (25) x 4 Mosey around track Decline merkin (25)/squats (25) x 4 Mosey around track
MARY:
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Brewsday TN Tussle
COT: Healing for Pep Toothless’s baby and wife
PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0ca5m97HoSsxkwzErL8NWP?si=YmGZFscOQli5UkvXXaqeRQ&utm_source=copy-link&pi=19ZL0B0sRjCxD

Bomber – 10.02.26 – “Sting, Stang, Stung”

Date: 2026-10-02 AO: Bomber Q: princessaurora , PAX: Dangle, porcelain, princessaurora, CubCadet, t-cell, Vector, Firefox, Tim the Toolman, Black Lung, Pep FNGs: None COUNT: 11 CONDITIONS: Moderately warm but still dry
THE THANG: To honor the 75th birthday of one Gordon Matthew Thomas Sumner aka Sting, today’s workout was built around some of my favorites from his catalog.
Upper Lot – “Fortress Around Your Heart” & “Synchronicity II” Long mosey up to and around practice green before settling in at the Upper Lot for a COP:
– SSH – Imperial Walkers – WMH – LBAC F/R – Frankensteins
MCC Circle Drive – “King of Pain” Ring of Pain Squat hold aka People’s Chair as each PAX goes up one by one around the circle for entirety of song. Max reps. We hit 340 squats!
The Low Wall – “De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da” DID Do Do Do, DID Da Da Da Dips, Irkins, Derkins x 10 RnR for song
Main Drive – “All This Time” & “If I Ever Lose My Faith in You” All This Climb Run up hill to stop sign, perform 10 Mountain Climbers. Return to base. 15 Mountain Climbers. Continue adding 5 reps for each subsequent ascent and descent. RnR through both songs.
At least some made to 60 Mountain Climbers.
Playground – “Murder By Numbers” & “Money for Nothing” M.U.R.D.E.R By Numbers Partner up – P1 takes lap around MCC while P2 does exercise. Flapjack, working up to 75 cumulative reps for each exercise.
– Merkins – Up Downs – Reverse Lunge – Decline Shoulder Taps – Elevated Split Squats – Reverse Plank Heel Taps
Think most got murded but nobody was murdered before time was called.
Startex – “Don’t Stand So Close To Me” Mary Dealer’s Choice
Cut for time!
MOLESKINE: Bomber is alive and well and dare I say more mature than ever. So glad to have the opportunity to Q this AO that will always be near and dear to my heart even if it isn’t geographically. Thanks to CubCadet for the ask!
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Many 2nd F opportunities ahead, and even a couple of 1st Fs with The Struggle tonight and the Tussle next month.
COT: Praises for Dangle’s new grandson and lots for which to be grateful.
PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0Ga6vti8fA5XX53YHOSOFl?si=hEBxKRO5TsqW73nASMJ6lA&utm_source=copy-link&pi=zmsgPSNWSemln
PA out!

Titan

Date: 2026-09-30 AO: Titan Q: Makita , PAX: Dangle, Tim the Toolman, Firefox, Pep, Rhombus, Makita, AquaNet, WasabiChip FNGs: 1 WasabiChip COUNT: 8 CONDITIONS: Chill, Nice, Good, Better than HOT and HUMID
WARMUP: SSD, Mosey, stop at each 90 degree corner on sidewalk for windmills, imperial walkers, hillbillies, squats
THE THANG: Stop at the large stair case, do 5 pushups, bear crawl up the stairs and run down, add 5 pushups and repeat till 25 total. Then we do 25 of each exercise squats, run a lap around the circle, big boy sit-ups and run a lap, then Carolina dry docks and finally mountain climbers (1/2 is 1). >From there we sprint the long side of the Parthenon and do 25 squats and 25 lunges, then side shuffle to the next corner and spring the long side again, do big boy sit ups and probably flutter kick if I remember correctly. Side shuffle again to the next corner and run back to the StartX. Totally forgetting something lol, brain no function recently.
MARY: Yep they/she/he whatever gender was present.
MOLESKINE: Awful lot of runners and running, Q.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: CSAUP 21, Something else – Check Slack, it’s got everything
COT: Prayers for a lot of things, health, jobs, families, healing, etc. Lord be with us and guide us through the day – show us what we need to do today and give us the strength and the courage and the wisdom to do so. Selfishly I’m struggling a lot with work and need a new job asap, hard to stay focused on what matters sometimes.
PLAYLIST: None, built a playlist but forgot my speaker, here it is: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5rwi54Iw0WBl8jbn2Lozyd?si=6384f49a79474587&pt=30ddfb5a0e2090b53863e3dc2e513a8e