Come for the A+ playlist, stay for the bear crawls

Date: 2026-07-15 AO: Titan Q: greyalbum , PAX: Tim the Toolman, Papa Bear, greyalbum, Pep FNGs: None COUNT: 4 CONDITIONS: Balmy
WARMUP: SSH Imperial Walkers Hillbillies LBAC Overhead Press Stretch
THE THANG:
CHRISTMAS IN JULY
EMOM every minute on the minute Add 1 Rep After Each Round 4 Rounds
10/11/12/13 Ski jumpers 10/11/12/13 Jump Squat 3 Burpee Lunge walk after 4th Round to next corner
10/11/12/13 Wide merkin 10/11/12/13 Decline Merkin 3 Burpee Bear crawl after 4th Round to next corner
10/11/12/13 Drop Squat 10 Box jumps – Mod 11/12/25 High Knee 3 Burpee Duck walk after 4th Round to next corner
10/11/12/13 Crunchy frog 10/11/12/25 LBC 3 Burpee High knee mosey after 4th Round
MARY: Various things and stuff
COT: Squatter
PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3SBG8Qz64IrwArfMJp8DwC?si=KknGCcIWT7yTSzjgDqsnCg&utm_source=copy-link&pi=0h-oWtYWTtWFu

Green Machine

Date: 2026-07-16 AO: Green Machine Q: Focker , PAX: Pep, Focker, Cowboy, Cal Worthington, Shania, Peashooter (DR Charlotte) , Spitball FNGs: 1 Spitball COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS: drinking the air
WARMUP: very stretches while I formatted our workout and playlist and while Pep continue to pester me about doing the disclaimer that I made him do instead
THE THANG: 10 hand release merkins 15 jump squats 20 ww1 200 m run x2 Merkins to failure Jump squats to failure Ww1 to failure 400 m run
Mosey to hill 11s with burpees and leg lifts
Mosey to start
MARY: abs and long plank
MOLESKINE: Pep very insistent upon disclaimer. FNG spitball came up with his own name “wet Willy” as a small wink to our silly names. But because of his broinlaw that brought him (peashooter) we went with spitball (also wet)
ANNOUNCEMENTS: convergences and ultimate next week!
COT: God whispers to us in our pleasures, speaks in our conscience, but shouts in our pains: it is his megaphone to rouse a deaf world.” ― C.S. Lewis
PLAYLIST: funk and old school hip hop. Had Cowboy dancing on the track at one point

Middle Tooth

Date: 2026-07-14 AO: Middle Tooth Q: Esposa , DintyMoore PAX: bluemule, DintyMoore, sooner, Pep, DrRupp, Betty Ford, Esposa FNGs: None COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS: terrible knee injury
WARMUP: ESpoga
THE THANG: HIIt
MARY: some
MOLESKINE: VIVA La France
ANNOUNCEMENTS: MRI 1:20
COT: prayer for those on IR and Betty Ford M for being amazing for allowing us to have Betty Tuesday AMs
PLAYLIST: music

At the Movies, 80s Style

Date: 2026-07-13 AO: Westeros Q: Vector , PAX: Papa Bear, DintyMoore, Pep, Dangle, Sherlock, Grape, Tim the Toolman, Thomas T, Right Said, Vector FNGs: None COUNT: 10 Harken with me back to a time when the Respects were young and wild, spending their summers at the movies. Movies in the 80s were a big event, with memorable soundtracks.
CONDITIONS: Muggy and perfect
WARMUP: SSH x 20 LBAC x 15 Overhead Press x 15 Seal Claps x 15 Moroccan Night Clubs x 15 RLBAC x 15
THE THANG: Run the Hill (Just Like Indiana Jones Running from that Boulder) 7s with Lt Dans at bottom and Jump Squats at top
Mosey to School Steps 25 reps of Moroccan Night Clubs Overhead Presses V-Ups Incline Merkins Explosive Merkins Squats Rinse and Repeat
Head to Playground: 25 Pull Ups, Run the Circle, 25 Dips
MARY: Flutter Kicks, Alabama Prop Dates, and One More Round of Moroccan Night Clubs
COT: – Prayers for Squatter and his daughter – Praises for the new SLT – Thanks to Grape for noting the under-appreciation of Moroccan Night Clubs as a stand alone exercise. Our shoulders appreciate that as well.
PLAYLIST: The Power of Love – Huey Lewis & the News (from Back to the Future) Footloose – Kenny Loggins (from Footloose) Shakedown – Bob Seger (from Beverly Hills Cop II) Danger Zone – Kenny Loggins (from Footloose) Ghostbusters – Ray Parker Jr. (from Ghostbusters) Holiday Road – Lindsey Buckingham (from National Lampoon’s Vacation) Cruel Summer – Bananarama (from The Karate Kid) Pretty in Pink – Psychedelic Furs (from Pretty in Pink) Somebody’s Baby – Jackson Browne (from Fast Times at Ridgemont High) Maniac – Michael Sembello (from Flashdance) Let’s Go Crazy – Prince and the Revolution (from Purple Rain) The Goonies R Good Enough – Cyndi Lauper (from The Goonies)

Bomber

Date: 2026-07-10 AO: Bomber Q: Tim the Toolman , PAX: Dangle, Pep, Black Lung, Tim the Toolman, Firefox, Topps, Vector, Papa Bear, CubCadet, Chunks FNGs: None COUNT: 10 CONDITIONS: Wet
WARMUP: SSH
THE THANG:
Used the “F3 Card Pack” for a round of randomly-selected, full-body exercises
MARY:
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Convergence at the Percy Warner stairs tomorrow at 6am. Funeral for Squatter’s wife 5pm today, information elsewhere on Slack
COT:
PLAYLIST: Lots of mumble-chatter with terrible melody and tune.

Tooth and Pillar Ultimate Frisbee!

Date: 2026-07-07 AO: Middle Tooth Q: Firefox , PAX: Grape, Cowboy, Pep, YumYum, Firefox, Oatmeal, Two Face, Speedo, bluemule, Harbaugh, Toothless, Betty Ford, DrRupp, Go Fish, BellyUp FNGs: 1 BellyUp COUNT: 15 CONDITIONS: Soupy
WARMUP: Warm-up things while waiting for Oatmeal.
THE THANG: Ultimate Frisbee! We mixed iiipillars and middle-tooth PAX into blended teams, dubbed Three Teeth (Cowboy, DrRupp, Two Face, YumYum, Oatmeal, Go Fish, and YHC) and Middle Pillar (Grape, Toothless, Speedo, Pep, bluemule, Betty Ford, and FNG BellyUp).
Normal ultimate frisbee rules. Scoring team does 5 burpees, scored upon team does 10 merkins.
Middle Pillar was hot early with FNG BellyUp scoring at least 16 of their 9 points, but Three Teeth persevered to rattle off 3 or 4 straight at the end. Middle Pillar wins 9-7. GG.
MARY: Pick up the cones.
MOLESKINE: We’ve seen enough skin for one day.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: – SLT hand-off – Holy Smokers
COT: – Squatter and family – Grape’s 2.0 – Janet – Those struggling with anxiety and other mental health challenges
PLAYLIST: Grape’s trash talk

[The Castle] The Castle – Freedom 250 (or 300)

Date: 2026-07-04 AO: The Castle Q: hambone , PAX: Flipper, Pep, Juicy J, hambone, Fabuloso, Horizon, Makita (Anderson Fader) FNGs: None COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS: Summer Gloom–hazy, muggy, daunting. Horizon showed up guns-out, and Pep made a comment about him being good-looking or something #truthnugget
WARMUP: run. stop. warm-o-rama. I’m proud to announce that Juicy J did his first Hillbilly’s ever; I’m proud to spread North Country culture. Flipper had objections, though unstated, about 50 squats being “a warmup exercise”.
THE THANG: Dora-focused. Team up. 100 push ups, 200 squats, 300 sit ups. Run about .35 miles in between. Makita (Anderson Fader) started out with blazing speed, but I think the chatter with Juicy J slowed him down. If Mak ever shows up to coffee, we’ll help him with that stamina.
MARY: Finish with SITUPS. YHC gave the crew a warning to take a break, and Fabuloso kindly thanked YHC for such a proper warning before we closed out with some Mary. Pep said “WhUt’S tHE PoiNT? We’RE jUSt guNna gO uNtIL tIMe!” and in fact we did not. But we did bang out 50.
COT / MOLESKIN: Freedom isn’t free. We thank God for the small opportunity that we have to get a shot to live free. Rent is due everyday, and it starts with our health and fitness. May there be 250 more years for our country.

Bomber

Date: 2026-07-03 AO: Bomber Q: DintyMoore , PAX: Firefox, Pep, CubCadet, Vector, DintyMoore, Tim the Toolman, Steam Punk FNGs: None COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS: Cool
WARMUP: Run to Qs house to wake him up and stretch
THE THANG: 125 yard run up/down 50 merkins 125 yard run up/down 50 squats 125 yard run up/down 50 mountain climbers 125 yard run up/down 50 lunges 125 yard run up/down 50 second plank
One pitch banana ball w burpees every three outs
MARY: n/a
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: convergence happening soon
COT: prayers for Squatter and round of gratitude
PLAYLIST:

Middle Tooth

Date: 2026-06-30 AO: Middle Tooth Q: Pep , PAX: Esposa, Pep, sooner, DrRupp, Toothless, Topanga (Scott), @speedo FNGs: 1 @speedo COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS: July- humid
WARMUP: Little baby arm circles Imperial walkers Good morning
THE THANG: Dora a Tre Partner of three Two exercise stations One partner at each station Third partner is timer, runs from one station to the other and swaps with partner at that station – exercise – First – 200 pull ups – 300 wojo (jump squats with a slap of the floor) – second – 200 hand release mericans – 300 windshield wipers (each side a half) – 11’s – Squats – Lieutenant dans

ANNOUNCEMENTS: – Next week convergence with iiipilars – July 11 slt hand off at percy Warner stairs
COT: – toothless child on the way

Mule Shot Co-Q with no Mule

Date: 2026-06-25 AO: Green Machine Q: moneyshot , moneyshot PAX: Black Lung, Pep, Shania, moneyshot, Grape FNGs: None COUNT: 5 CONDITIONS:
WARMUP: ssh gm wmh
THE THANG:Dora: 100s mule kicks mule presses mule humpers Money Merkins Money Climbers Money Ladders Money Hammers
Mule stairs sit up and burpee at each corner
Elevens Squats WW1
MARY:
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: BlackLung is now distinguished chair holder
COT:
PLAYLIST: at one point pep asked is this what you were last listening to in the 90s?