[The Castle] The Castle

Date: 2026-08-08 AO: The Castle Q: Strutter , PAX: Pep, Fabuloso, Makita, Flipper, Steely, Butterfingers, Mr. Pancake, Locksmith, Hipster, Dr. Brown Slip, Strutter, hambone, Horizon, Barney, Dilbert, Louis DeMarco now Six-Shooter FNGs: 1 Louis DeMarco now Six-Shooter COUNT: 16 CONDITIONS: Balmy WARMUP:
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Titan

Date: 2026-08-05 AO: Titan Q: Old Maid , PAX: GameStop, Makita, Spinal Tap, Old Maid, Dangle, Pep, Tim the Toolman, Churro, Rombus, Sport Mode, I forgot 2 people… FNGs: None COUNT: 12 CONDITIONS: Clear, blue, and 22
WARMUP: Stretching, SSH, Baby Arm Circles, Moroccan Night Clubs
THE THANG: Split into 4 teams, each with one coupon. In the style of a relay race, first member of each team runs with coupon ~50 yards and back. Rest of the team is doing stationary exercise until runner returns. Each team memeber takes turn running with coupon, with other teammates continuing the stationary exercise. Once every team member finishes run, team runs together to the end. Assigned team points inverse to finishing place (4, 3, 2, 1).
3 rounds, 3 variations: 1. Farmers carry, merkins 2. Overhead carry, reverse lunges 3. Murder bunnies, LBCs
Then, indian run to Parthenon steps to do dip competition. AMRAP until last man standing. Winner gets 10 points for his team. Shout out to Tim the Toolman for crushing it and winning the whole thang for his team!
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ANNOUNCEMENTS: No CSAUP
COT: Makita weighing future with his company Churro’s sister and baby Old Maid’s brother to get him out into the gloom
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Westeros

Date: 2026-08-03 AO: Westeros Q: Natural Ice , PAX: Papa Bear, bluemule, Vector, Makita, Natural Ice, Spinal Tap, Dangle, DintyMoore, Pep, Tim the Toolman FNGs: None COUNT: 10 CONDITIONS: pretty
WARMUP: stuff ssh and thangs
THE THANG: yeah we ran to Love circle. The goal was to constantly pick up the six. bluemule and Tim the Toolman for sure hit 3 miles.
But the good news was, we stopped a lot of merkins.
MARY: oh and we did some World War 1s
MOLESKINE: Pep got what he asked for
ANNOUNCEMENTS: I turn 40 at Titan next week. And we’re gonna do 40 a lot of stuff 40 times
PLAYLIST: healthy mumble chatter

Handsomizer

Date: 2026-07-31 AO: Handsomizer Q: Juicy J , Black Lung PAX: bluemule, Chunks, Vector, Squatter, Cuban Missile, Spinal Tap, Dangle, Old Maid, Right Said, Juicy J, DintyMoore, Pep, Black Lung, Tim the Toolman, Salami FNGs: None COUNT: 15 CONDITIONS: beaut
WARMUP: side straddle hops, baby arm circles, backpacks, hillbillies, imperial walkers, Willie May Hayes
THE THANG: Black Lung lead a nice first half beat down which included running up and down the steps playing a game of 11’s. These included jump squats and merkins.
Juicy J lead the second half beat down which included Dora Dora. We did 200 jump squats, 100 Merkins, 100 World War II’s, and 50 Burpee’s while the Partner ran a lap around the track. It was so much fun listening to Pep complain
MARY:
MOLESKINE: money can’t buy a fit body!
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bellevue Hang August 12. Ping Juicy J for detes. CSAUP postponed
COT: prayers up!!
PLAYLIST: Black Lung : solid grunge and classic rock. Juicy J : obviously had the better playlist with Nickelback and Creed

Kickball & Burpee Planes

Date: 2026-07-28 AO: Middle Tooth Q: Toothless , PAX: Betty Ford, Old Maid, Pep, Cowboy, Toothless, Pole Dancer FNGs: None COUNT: 6 CONDITIONS: ROASTY, a low of 77º overnight is not cool (literally)
WARMUP: Lil circle of fun, SSH, high knees, big arm circles and the like. Did Scorpions to end though which were so nice on the freshly blacked asphalt that was still radiating heat.
THE THANG: Kickball. 2 teams. 1 winner by the points, but all winners by the workout. – 10 merkins + runs scored for incoming fielders and 10 merkins for incoming kickers – Foul balls are an out, get tagged with the ball or regular force outs for other outs – Bonus burpees: Any plane sighted earns an immediate 5 burpees! Got maybe 5 planes throughout, not too bad
MARY: SSH in silent cadence to try and end on time and avoid the burpee penalty. YHC went too advanced and tried double count merkins vs single and the PAX were not able to stay in sync so we celebrated that poor decision with more burpees
MOLESKINE: Was fun and games but still enough to be winded and work up a sweat with only 3 per side
ANNOUNCEMENTS: you know ’em, see ’em every week!
COT: – Prayers for Chunks travel, Pep, and Toothless
PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/67bXm4toToClGc7x1gMayy?si=33e08687777d433e
As always, it was an honor to lead men! Enjoyed some fun and games while the sun still shines. See you next week! — Toothless :tooth:

Odyssey discussion

Date: 2026-07-30 AO: Green Machine Q: Pep , PAX: Betty Ford, moneyshot, Old Maid, Cowboy, Pep, Focker FNGs: None COUNT: 6 CONDITIONS: Hot Humid Muddy Sultry Sticky Sweltering May be the reason for Grape absence
WARMUP: Mosey to field
THE THANG: Rectangle: One partner runs while other partner does slower movement. When runner gets to other partner they swap. The slow movement is done the full length of the field. – duck walk -Komodo dragon -Lunge Walk -bear crawl
Indian run Pax moving in a slower motion while last man up runs around them twice -Bernie -Mario skip -side shuffle -Lunge Walk -bearcrawl
MUMBLECHATTER: Odyssey discussion OH: “Tom Holland is great in everything” “Odyssey is not woke, maga” “Imax is sold out even at 7am” “Movies on the big screen are superior to movies on your computer”
Oddly enough, mumblechatter ended when bear crawls started (correlation vs causation?)
ANNOUNCEMENTS: -no august csaup -Tuesday brewsday
COT: -cowboy’s lost wallet was returned to him -Betty ford’s three year is dealing with not being the only focus of her parents.
PLAYLIST: No playlist. Traded for odyssey discussion sprinkled with political comments.

[The Castle] The Castle Oh Hill No!

Date: 2026-07-25 AO: The Castle Q: Strutter , PAX: Barney, Pep, Dr. Brown Slip, Horizon, Flipper, Hipster, Strutter, Chunks FNGs: COUNT: 8 CONDITIONS: Its a beautiful day! WARMUP: 10 each IC SSH IW Vegetable Pickers THE THANG: Mosey to the base of the hill. MARY:
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Titan: Another Father-(Not Quite) Son Co-Q . . . with Music Trivia!

Date: 2026-07-29 AO: Titan Q: Vector , Topps PAX: Papa Bear, Sherlock, Pep, bluemule, Dangle, Thomas T, Topps, Vector, DintyMoore, CubCadet, Tim the Toolman, Churro, Rhombus, xxx FNGs: None COUNT: 14 In a sequel to the excellent Not Really Father-Son Co-Q between CubCadet and Thomas T (Steampunk), Topps and YHC tried to match the (not quite) father-son energy. And of course, we brought cards . . . and there was music. A lot of music.
CONDITIONS: Muggy with a splash of music
WARMUP: Mosey to front of Parthenon. SSH, LBAC, Overhead Presses, Moroccan Night Clubs, RLBAC, WMH, and Good Mornins.
THE THANG: Topps brought a game that has become a recent favorite of the Cubby and Vector clans — Hitster (not to be confused with our favorite PAX from across the river Hipster). In the game, a song snippet is played. The PAX had to guess the year it was released (and they were not told anything about the song like artist/title/etc. — just the music). With each song, you had to place it on the timeline (e.g., if prior songs were from 1985 and 2003, you had to decide where your song sits in relation). If correct, less reps. If incorrect, double reps. If miss 2 in a row — gotta run a lap.
Exercises included SSH, squats, merkins, LBCs, Crunchy Happy Frogs (aka “Lemon Squeezers” according to Topps), shoulder taps.
MARY: Mosey back to startex for Flutter Kicks and Freddy Mercurys.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: – CSAUP postponed – Check Slack – Bomber converges at Handsomizer this week- :crossed_fingers:for a Karen experience
COT: – Prayers for Squatter
– Thanks to the PAX for tolerating a few moments of technical issues as we started the game. – YHC somehow worked up a sweat despite not being able to do most of the exercise so that the game kept a good pace . . . I was not sad – YHC’s tech issues continued into the COT, as I forgot to record the PAX video and instead had 5 mins of our post name-o-rama recorded on my phone. Anyone get the name of our Willy Lohman? – Thomas T has been placed in Vector music remediation class all day for his incorrect placement of Daft Punk’s Get Lucky, a song that he was actually alive when it was released. He’s got an immersive curriculum that includes episodes of VH1’s Behind the Music, the Summer of Soul documentary, and Vanilla Ice’s 1991 romantic musical movie, Cool as Ice. Pray for him. – Great to have Churro and Rhombus come out — we are claiming them as FNGs as per the Respect Appendix, section 5, subsection Viii. SalPal discuss with CubCadet any concerns.
PLAYLIST: Pre-game: Music – Madonna It’s Still Rock and Roll to Me – Billy Joel In-game: Too many tunes to remember

F3 Disc Golf Pro Tour

Date: 2026-07-27 AO: Westeros Q: Firefox , PAX: CubCadet, Vector, Papa Bear, Tim the Toolman, Pep, Firefox, Chunks FNGs: None COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS: Damp
WARMUP: SSH, Hoppin’ Imperial Walkers, Merkins, Stretch, Shoulder Tap Plank Jacks
THE THANG: Partner up. 1 PAX maintains a hold position while the other does reps of an exercise, then alternate. – Hollow Body Hold and 15 WW1s (3 rounds) – Low Plank and 15 Buzzsaw Planks (3 rounds) – Reverse Plank and 20 Reverse Knee Crunches (3 rounds)
Putting Practice. PAX lined up and each attempted a 10-12 ft putt. 5 merkins per miss as a group. – 25 merkins – 30 merkins – 25 merkins
Disc golf. PAX took turns moving the basket. Lunge walk or bear crawl to each of your lies. High score and low score were multiplied for burpees. – 15 burpees – 15 burpees – 12 burpees – 10 burpees – 12 burpees
YHC had a handicap on the first hole by throwing into one of the pipes below the bridge. Retrieval was… eventful.
MARY: Hello Dolly variant
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: CSAUP may be moving
COT: – Best wishes for Chunks with potential project in Montana
PLAYLIST: Sorta forgot I had a speaker.

Green Machine/Atlantis Ultimate Frisbee!

Date: 2026-07-23 AO: Green Machine Q: Firefox , PAX: SalPal, Toothless, Pep, Oatmeal, Cheesehead, Grape, Pole Dancer, Firefox, DintyMoore, sooner, Old Maid, Fondue FNGs: 1 Fondue COUNT: 12 CONDITIONS: Less soupy than it has been. Consomme-like
WARMUP: Mosey to field, sprints and things.
THE THANG: Green Tridents vs Aqua Machine. Scoring team does 5 burpees; scored-upon team does 10 merkins.
Green Tridents (aka Team Cleats): – FNG Fondue – Cheesehead – Oatmeal – sooner – Old Maid – SalPal
Aqua Machine: – Pep – Toothless – DintyMoore – Pole Dancer – Grape – Firefox
No tarps-off turf burns today; DintyMoore brought pinnies. He needed them as he took a couple more tumbles. Score stayed close until the Green Tridents went on a run. Aqua Machine put up a noble fight to get it back to a respectable margin. Final Score: 9-6 Green Tridents.
MARY: 10 WW1s and a Hollow Body Hold
MOLESKINE: No skins today
ANNOUNCEMENTS: CSAUP!
COT: Squatter, Esposa, Sooner’s co-worker.
PLAYLIST: There was music on the sideline, but I mostly just heard Pep and Oatmeal serenading each other.