Westeros

Date: 2026-07-20 AO: Westeros Q: DintyMoore , PAX: Vector, Spinal Tap, DintyMoore, CubCadet, Makita, Tim the Toolman, Dangle, Pep FNGs: None COUNT: 8 CONDITIONS: Soupy
WARMUP: SSHs, Imperial Walkers, Willy Mays, and Good Mornings
THE THANG: 1 Merkins 2 Squats 3 Dry Docks 4 V Ups 5 SSHs 6 Burpees 7 Mtn Climbers 8 Iron Mikes 9 Freddy Mercury 10 Monkey Humpers
10 exercises, reps for each pax picked by flipping card from deck for each exercise. 2-10 Jack 15 Queen 20 King 25 Ace = pick a partner and run a lap Joker = 25 partner WWI Red = Spain (do what’s on the card) Black = Argentina (multiply card x 2) poor losers clause
MARY: Built into workout
MOLESKINE: Be Kind. Rewind
ANNOUNCEMENTS: CSAUP 50–mile teams are forming
COT: prayers for Squatter and Pep to get off the bench
PLAYLIST: Selected Hinder as first song and let it rip which led to Chunks mosh pit humping Pep when asked to show his dance moves for sad wedding songs

Respectfully, Suck it, Trebek

Date: 2026-07-22 AO: Titan Q: Firefox , PAX: Pep, Makita, Tim the Toolman, DintyMoore, Firefox, Vector, Papa Bear, Vanilla Ice, CubCadet, Natural Ice, Topps, Thomas T, Duvet FNGs: None COUNT: 13 CONDITIONS: Pleasant… until you start moving
WARMUP: SSH, Merkins, stretching, Mosey to walkway beside main lawn
THE THANG: To celebrate the birthday of the late, great, Alex Trebek, born July 22, 1940, we played some Jeopardy. YHC provided a clue/answer to a selected PAX. Respond correctly (in the form of a question, per Jeopardy rules), all PAX did an exercise. Answer incorrectly, all PAX did double the amount of that exercise. PAX also had the option to respond “Suck it, Trebek”, in which case all PAX did 15 burpees instead. The results: – The title of Alex Trebek’s 2020 Memoir: “The Answer Is…” – Pep opted for 15 burpees – A 1970s gameshow that developer Alan Thicke promoted Alex Trebek to host (his first American gig): “The Wizard of Odds – double distance murder bunnies – The number of American gameshows that Alex Trebek hosted: “7” – double distance murder bunnies – A 1990s era sci-fi show on which Alex Trebek made a guest appearance: “The X-Files” – 15 atomic merkins (Vector got it right) – Alex Trebek’s on-screen partners when he made his guest appearance on The X-Files: “Jesse Ventura” – 30 atomic merkins – Alex Trebek carried the Olympic Torth through Jacksonville, FL as part of this iteration of the Olympics: “1996 Summer Olympics in Atlanta” – 15 atomic merkins (Thomas T got it right) – In 2011, when Alex Trebek chased a hotel robber out of his suite, it was revealed that he did this at night: “Sleep in the nude” – bear crawl (Tim the Toolman got it right) – Ken Jennings once almost convinced Alex Trebek to do this while hosting the Tournament of Champions: “Host in his underwear” – Makita opted for 15 burpees – Alex Trebek used this writing implement to quietly take notes during Jeopardy episodes: “a crayon” – double distance bear crawl – Alex Trebek was named an Officer of this organization in 2017, the second-highest civilian honor in Canada: “The Order of Canada” – 30 V-ups – The year Alex Trebek began hosting Jeopardy: “1984” – 15 V-ups (CubCadet got it right…ish) – The Canadian province where Alex Trebek was born: “Ontario” – 30 V-ups – Alex Trebek dropped out of military school when he was ordered to do this: “Shave his head” – 20 pull-ups – In 2001, Alex Trebek made this shocking change to his image: “Shave his mustache” – 10 pull-ups (Vector and crew got this right) – Alex Trebek made it into the Guinness book of world records for hosting this many episodes of Jeopardy: “6829” – 20 pull-ups
Mosey to startex. Respectfully, suck it, Trebek. 15 more burpees.
MARY: 10 WW1s, Hollow Body Hold. Fin.
MOLESKINE: – Round of gratitude
ANNOUNCEMENTS: – CSAUP – State of the F3Nation address
COT: – CubCadet having to give a touch performance review
PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/45Wnd3VmkVcoQzIP4jvuAy?si=f21896ecdf7f4240

Bomber

Date: 2026-07-17 AO: Bomber Q: CubCadet , Topps PAX: Pep, Papa Bear, Dangle, Vector, Tim the Toolman, CubCadet, Thomas T, Topps, Chipper, RockaLulu (“Lulu” for short) FNGs: 1 RockaLulu (“Lulu” for short) COUNT: 10 CONDITIONS:
Sunny and Swampy
WARMUP: Usual stuff led by CubCadet
Got a wave from a guy walking by with his M “you guys F3?” Put him in the prospect pipeline.
Joined by Chipper and FNG (his coworker) at 5:35. No penalty burpees as they were just following the map pin to the 4th hole fairway.
THE THANG:
Mosey up hill. Topps led sets of Squats, Merkins, Leg Lifts.
Sets of 40, 30, 20, 10 each with a run across the parking lot after each set.
Then he busted out the hockey sticks. Two teams of 5. Paired up with an opponent to shoot the puck. Both shooters have same result (both make or both miss), and each team does 5 burpees. If one shooter makes and one misses, losing team does all 10 burpees, winning team does 10 squats. The Preds’ scout just drove away after he saw Vector. One team did 45 burpees. Huh.
MARY: 5 minutes dealers’ choice.
MOLESKINE:
Gratitude to be able to Q with my 21 year old son before goes back to school. Thank you to my fellow respects for not so politely telling me to STFU and let the kid lead.
Words of gratitude around the circle.
Enjoyed getting to know Chipper and naming RockaLulu. They live north side, so getting them plugged in asap. (Chipped tried to EH a guy 10 minutes after he got there. Pep was in awe).
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Check slack.
COT:
Continued prayers for Squatter.
9 pax for coffee at Star. We were joined by DintyMoore, dressed for school – though he proudly went tarps off in the middle of Star to show off his turf burn from atlantis frisbee heroics.
PLAYLIST:
Father / son themed, bereft of Springsteen, Harry Chapin, and Cat Stevens. Had to settle for Cash, Alan Jackson and Mumford & Sons.

[The Castle] The Castle

Date: 2026-07-18 AO: The Castle Q: Mr. Pancake , PAX: Butterfingers, Pep, Cross-stitch, Barney, Dr. Brown Slip, Horizon, Flipper, Steely, Mr. Pancake, Fabuloso, Strutter, hambone, Andrew, Philip FNGs: 2 Andrew, Philip COUNT: 14 CONDITIONS: H-U-M-I-D
WARMUP: SSH Hamstring Scoops Toy Soldiers Arm Circles Michael Phelps Good Mornings
THE THANG: MOUNT RUSHMORE SUICIDE (Inspired by ‘Thruster Mountain’ from last week)
4 movements 10 cones; Traditional suicide between rounds.
Merkins Squats Peter Parker Lunges
1st cone = 1 rep per movement 2nd = 2 reps per movement . . . 10th cone = 10 reps per movement . . All the way back down to 1st cone.

MARY: Flutter kicks WWI
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: – CSAUP 50 coming up
– Shrimp Boil at First Baptist Hendersonville; Thurs 6/30 @ 6:00PM fbchville.com/event/mens-shrimp-boil/
COT: – Strutter’s Friend – Ramos Famiky
PLAYLIST: Mr. Pancake Music Library Mix

Come for the A+ playlist, stay for the bear crawls

Date: 2026-07-15 AO: Titan Q: greyalbum , PAX: Tim the Toolman, Papa Bear, greyalbum, Pep FNGs: None COUNT: 4 CONDITIONS: Balmy
WARMUP: SSH Imperial Walkers Hillbillies LBAC Overhead Press Stretch
THE THANG:
CHRISTMAS IN JULY
EMOM every minute on the minute Add 1 Rep After Each Round 4 Rounds
10/11/12/13 Ski jumpers 10/11/12/13 Jump Squat 3 Burpee Lunge walk after 4th Round to next corner
10/11/12/13 Wide merkin 10/11/12/13 Decline Merkin 3 Burpee Bear crawl after 4th Round to next corner
10/11/12/13 Drop Squat 10 Box jumps – Mod 11/12/25 High Knee 3 Burpee Duck walk after 4th Round to next corner
10/11/12/13 Crunchy frog 10/11/12/25 LBC 3 Burpee High knee mosey after 4th Round
MARY: Various things and stuff
COT: Squatter
PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3SBG8Qz64IrwArfMJp8DwC?si=KknGCcIWT7yTSzjgDqsnCg&utm_source=copy-link&pi=0h-oWtYWTtWFu

Green Machine

Date: 2026-07-16 AO: Green Machine Q: Focker , PAX: Pep, Focker, Cowboy, Cal Worthington, Shania, Peashooter (DR Charlotte) , Spitball FNGs: 1 Spitball COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS: drinking the air
WARMUP: very stretches while I formatted our workout and playlist and while Pep continue to pester me about doing the disclaimer that I made him do instead
THE THANG: 10 hand release merkins 15 jump squats 20 ww1 200 m run x2 Merkins to failure Jump squats to failure Ww1 to failure 400 m run
Mosey to hill 11s with burpees and leg lifts
Mosey to start
MARY: abs and long plank
MOLESKINE: Pep very insistent upon disclaimer. FNG spitball came up with his own name “wet Willy” as a small wink to our silly names. But because of his broinlaw that brought him (peashooter) we went with spitball (also wet)
ANNOUNCEMENTS: convergences and ultimate next week!
COT: God whispers to us in our pleasures, speaks in our conscience, but shouts in our pains: it is his megaphone to rouse a deaf world.” ― C.S. Lewis
PLAYLIST: funk and old school hip hop. Had Cowboy dancing on the track at one point

Middle Tooth

Date: 2026-07-14 AO: Middle Tooth Q: Esposa , DintyMoore PAX: bluemule, DintyMoore, sooner, Pep, DrRupp, Betty Ford, Esposa FNGs: None COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS: terrible knee injury
WARMUP: ESpoga
THE THANG: HIIt
MARY: some
MOLESKINE: VIVA La France
ANNOUNCEMENTS: MRI 1:20
COT: prayer for those on IR and Betty Ford M for being amazing for allowing us to have Betty Tuesday AMs
PLAYLIST: music

At the Movies, 80s Style

Date: 2026-07-13 AO: Westeros Q: Vector , PAX: Papa Bear, DintyMoore, Pep, Dangle, Sherlock, Grape, Tim the Toolman, Thomas T, Right Said, Vector FNGs: None COUNT: 10 Harken with me back to a time when the Respects were young and wild, spending their summers at the movies. Movies in the 80s were a big event, with memorable soundtracks.
CONDITIONS: Muggy and perfect
WARMUP: SSH x 20 LBAC x 15 Overhead Press x 15 Seal Claps x 15 Moroccan Night Clubs x 15 RLBAC x 15
THE THANG: Run the Hill (Just Like Indiana Jones Running from that Boulder) 7s with Lt Dans at bottom and Jump Squats at top
Mosey to School Steps 25 reps of Moroccan Night Clubs Overhead Presses V-Ups Incline Merkins Explosive Merkins Squats Rinse and Repeat
Head to Playground: 25 Pull Ups, Run the Circle, 25 Dips
MARY: Flutter Kicks, Alabama Prop Dates, and One More Round of Moroccan Night Clubs
COT: – Prayers for Squatter and his daughter – Praises for the new SLT – Thanks to Grape for noting the under-appreciation of Moroccan Night Clubs as a stand alone exercise. Our shoulders appreciate that as well.
PLAYLIST: The Power of Love – Huey Lewis & the News (from Back to the Future) Footloose – Kenny Loggins (from Footloose) Shakedown – Bob Seger (from Beverly Hills Cop II) Danger Zone – Kenny Loggins (from Footloose) Ghostbusters – Ray Parker Jr. (from Ghostbusters) Holiday Road – Lindsey Buckingham (from National Lampoon’s Vacation) Cruel Summer – Bananarama (from The Karate Kid) Pretty in Pink – Psychedelic Furs (from Pretty in Pink) Somebody’s Baby – Jackson Browne (from Fast Times at Ridgemont High) Maniac – Michael Sembello (from Flashdance) Let’s Go Crazy – Prince and the Revolution (from Purple Rain) The Goonies R Good Enough – Cyndi Lauper (from The Goonies)

Bomber

Date: 2026-07-10 AO: Bomber Q: Tim the Toolman , PAX: Dangle, Pep, Black Lung, Tim the Toolman, Firefox, Topps, Vector, Papa Bear, CubCadet, Chunks FNGs: None COUNT: 10 CONDITIONS: Wet
WARMUP: SSH
THE THANG:
Used the “F3 Card Pack” for a round of randomly-selected, full-body exercises
MARY:
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Convergence at the Percy Warner stairs tomorrow at 6am. Funeral for Squatter’s wife 5pm today, information elsewhere on Slack
COT:
PLAYLIST: Lots of mumble-chatter with terrible melody and tune.

Tooth and Pillar Ultimate Frisbee!

Date: 2026-07-07 AO: Middle Tooth Q: Firefox , PAX: Grape, Cowboy, Pep, YumYum, Firefox, Oatmeal, Two Face, Speedo, bluemule, Harbaugh, Toothless, Betty Ford, DrRupp, Go Fish, BellyUp FNGs: 1 BellyUp COUNT: 15 CONDITIONS: Soupy
WARMUP: Warm-up things while waiting for Oatmeal.
THE THANG: Ultimate Frisbee! We mixed iiipillars and middle-tooth PAX into blended teams, dubbed Three Teeth (Cowboy, DrRupp, Two Face, YumYum, Oatmeal, Go Fish, and YHC) and Middle Pillar (Grape, Toothless, Speedo, Pep, bluemule, Betty Ford, and FNG BellyUp).
Normal ultimate frisbee rules. Scoring team does 5 burpees, scored upon team does 10 merkins.
Middle Pillar was hot early with FNG BellyUp scoring at least 16 of their 9 points, but Three Teeth persevered to rattle off 3 or 4 straight at the end. Middle Pillar wins 9-7. GG.
MARY: Pick up the cones.
MOLESKINE: We’ve seen enough skin for one day.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: – SLT hand-off – Holy Smokers
COT: – Squatter and family – Grape’s 2.0 – Janet – Those struggling with anxiety and other mental health challenges
PLAYLIST: Grape’s trash talk