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Full Moon in June! Happy Halloween! =?utf-8?q??= 🎃 🐺 🌕

AO: middle-tooth
Q: Toothless
PAX: Oatmeal, DrRupp, Matador, Pepsi, Focker, Esposa, Pole Dancer, Betty Ford
FNGs: None
COUNT: 9
CONDITIONS: Perfectly pleasant, clear skies, bright as day

PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/59GuzDm447UdTWAVqQZlbo?si=1ca8db418ce14815

WARMUP:
– Side straddle hops x 31
– Zombie walk out & back
– Werewolfs (aka Downward Dog into Cobra and back) x 10
– Scorpions x 10

THE THANG:

Mosey to tennis courts (the upside down)

First, obligatory Burpee Thriller, listen to Thriller and do a burpee every time you hear the signature “thriller” in the chorus or something scary in the verses. Lots of scary stuff in that song!

Cue the Deck of Horrors!!!

Circle up and get ready to pull cards.
– Add 10 to digits (2-10)
– Face cards trigger 10 reps of a harder exercise
– Aces have their own devilry
– Next man up does half reps to keep the cards moving

Spades :spades:
– Digits = Squats
– Faces = Squat Jumps
– Ace = Broad Jump to the other fence and back
Clubs :clubs:
– Digits = LBC’s
– Faces = WW1’s
– Ace = 200 American Hammers (single count)
Hearts :heart:
– Digits = High Knees
– Royals = Hopping Hillbillies
– Ace = Cotton Eye Joe (High Knees with words, Hopping Hillbillies with instrumentals)
Diamonds :diamonds:
– Digits = Carolina Dry Docks
– Royals = Diamond Merkins
– Ace = Bear Crawl to fence and back

Back to post at 5 mins out for Howler Monkeys, I.e. monkey humper ring of fire. Got up to 4 each when increasing by 1 every 2 rounds.

MOLESKINE:

Cotton Eye Joe continues to be a fan favorite. The IT bands were burnin’! Got through all the aces too, pretty evenly spaced. Good all around work done by the PAX this AM!

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– 4th of July Convergence!
– 6/26 Convergence @ greenmachine

COT:
– The men shared and I prayed us out to Jesus Christ, who is always with us

An absolute honor to lead men – thanks for indulging my out-of-season Q!

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Pep travels outside of Green Hills

AO: atlantis
Q: Pep
PAX: DintyMoore, Oatmeal, Toothless, Subway, Pole Dancer
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
CONDITIONS: comfortable late spring

WARMUP: oyo before 5:30 start

THE THANG:
Rectangle:
Two times
– one partner runs the baseball field
– Second partner does a slower travel
– Switch when runner gets to other partner
– Four slow travels
– Komodo dragons
– Murder bunnies
– Bear crawl
– Crab walk
– 11’s
– squat
–
Burpees

MOLESKINE:
I missed SalPal at his home AO.
Grateful for those who did choose to work today.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
July 4 convergence at handsomizer

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I Get Hiiiiiiiigh Cuz I Want To

AO: middle-tooth
Q: SalPal
PAX: Esposa, Toothless, Pole Dancer, Oatmeal, DrRupp, Betty Ford
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
CONDITIONS: Steady increase in intensity of moistness.

WARMUP: Lap around the field.

THE THANG: Sprints, burpees, planks on an interval. Adjusted after the first two sets. T-claps to DrRupp for pushing through the rest sets to get extra sprints in.

MOLESKINE: Sweat angels are pretty gnarly.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Brewsday! Fun appearances at atlantis and greenmachine and middle-tooth the next few weeks!

COT: Prayers for family, loved ones affected by loss, and potty training efforts.

Always a pleasure. I had sO MuCH FuN.

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Back Attack

AO: atlantis
Q: Pole Dancer
PAX: porcelain, CubCadet, Subway, Oatmeal, SalPal
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
CONDITIONS: COMFY

WARMUP: SSH x20

THE THANG: Attacking the back with each half of the remedy to back pain- stretching and strengthening!

Started with some static stretching, good mornings, and shoulder stretches. Flowed into a quick yoga routine from sun pose into warrior 1 & 2, triangle pose, back up and down into the other side. Then downward dog into cobra, back to downward dog, into runners lunges, with a twist on each side.

Mosey over to the swings to elucidate how much we work our chest compared to our backs. 4 sets of 10 bodyweight rows on the swings, paired with 10 pushups. Safe to say the pushups were quite a bit easier.

Lunge back to startx because glute and hamstring strength is the foundation of a strong lower back! Then 3 sets of 45 second tubota style exercises mixing back and lower body;
– Dumbbell flys
– Alabama Prom Dates
– Cinderblock deadlift
– Squats
– Exercise band extensions
– Clamshells

Finished out with a round of Mary because core strength is also critical for back support.

MOLESKINE: Oatmeal is in 3 cults currently applying for his 4th. Subway thinks Juvenile’s name is Jeremy

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Brewsday next Tuesday and YHC will be in attendance! Second drink is on moneyshot

COT: Prayers for kids getting out of school and a family dealing with a miscarriage.

PLAYLIST: very subpar performance from the gallery trying to guess song title and artist of songs with “Back” in the name. I think we hit on 5/13 and burpees ensued for each wrong answer.
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6l3IndcwZBxGy8upkgm2Fs?si=f164a41916c747b3

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Pickleball

AO: atlantis
Q: Subway
PAX: Toothless, Oatmeal, Puzzlah, SalPal
FNGs: None
COUNT: 5
CONDITIONS: beautiful and gravely

WARMUP: stretching

THE THANG: 2v2 on a slightly smaller then regulation pickleball net. Odd man out reffed / worked out while watching.

MOLESKINE:

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Thank you to sooner for lending the 12ft (not regulation 20 ft) net. Also thank you to Toothless for some really amazing Brooklyn coffee.

COT: :cucumber: :tennis:

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Big Freedia, Small % of Completed Passes

AO: middle-tooth
Q: Pole Dancer
PAX: Cocktail, TheShield, sooner, Oatmeal, Matador, Toothless, Young and Restless, Focker, bluemule, Esposa, Betty Ford, DrRupp, Steve Austin, Joe Dickey
FNGs: None
COUNT: 15
CONDITIONS: Dewy and Cool

WARMUP: Quick mosey to the fields, active warmup, stretching OYO while delivering instructions for the thang

THE THANG: DORA and Ultimate Frisbee! Set to the rhythmic stylings of New Orleans bounce tunes (obviously a fan favorite of the PAX)

Paired off for a DORA buy-in proceeding some all-offense ultimate!

50x Supermans
100x Burpees
150x Squats
200x Mountain Climbers

Once completed, we split into teams for a half field offense-focused frisbee scrimmage. Each possession ends in either a point for the offense (scoring a goal) or a point for the defense (a turnover). At the end of the possession, go back to the start and switch who’s on offense. Loser of the point performed 5 merkins.

After some lackluster attempts at offense, we instituted a game-wide 10 burpee penalty for each subsequent possession that did not end in a goal. The result was 4 straight possessions that did not end in a goal.

Moral of the story: Middle Tooth plays STIFLING defense (and our completion % more than 10 yards downfield was worse than Jayson Tatum’s 3 point % last night).

MOLESKINE: Welcome to three PAX downrange, come back around next time you’re in town!

Also great to see a return of TheShield!

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Brewsday today, first beers on moneyshot! Yours truly will be in attendance, see y’all there!

COT: Prayers for the dearly departed

PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6UTW304bCrgZQ8Tu1aoRpX?si=a7936594a5e148ee

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ULTIMATE

AO: atlantis
Q: Pole Dancer
PAX: SalPal, Subway, Right Said, sooner, Toothless, Oatmeal, Siri, Chunks, porcelain
FNGs: None
COUNT: 10
CONDITIONS: Warm and Dry

WARMUP: Mosey around the field, active warmups, static stretching

THE THANG: ULTIMATE!

5 on 5 game featuring many downfield hucks, Oatmeal serving up assists left and right, Toothless’s heart rate reaching 225, and a beautiful snag by SalPal over the top of my dome to tie up the score in the last minute. Great time out there today shaking the rust off!

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Brewsday on Tuesday

COT: Prayers for all the fathers out there, both with us and the dearly departed

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Roll the Dice

AO: middle-tooth
Q: Subway
PAX: Oatmeal, Focker, DrRupp, Toothless, sooner, Pole Dancer, Betty Ford, Esposa, TheShield, Hot Water
FNGs: None
COUNT: 11
CONDITIONS: warm 68ish

WARMUP: SSH, Stretching, Mosey

THE THANG:

Buy in before each roll:
10 SSH; next roll 10 squats; next roll 10 burpees – repeat

Based on dice roll – go to that number station:
And perform 25 reps of each movement

Station 1
Americans
Ranger Americans
HR Americans
High Low Americans

Station 2
Curls
CPRs
Rows
Lawnmowers

Station 3
Lunges
Squats
Seesaw Lunges
Calf Raises

Station 4
Overhead Press
Taint Scrapper
Thruster
Truck Drivers

Station 5
American hammers
Mtn Climbers
Flutter Kicks
BBSU

Station 6
Chest press
Grave diggers
Side Bends
Blockees (my fav :face_with_spiral_eyes:)

Ended with three minutes of Mary ab work

MOLESKINE:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Wings were good; Brewsday May 6th

COT: grateful to get out there on a beautiful Tuesday AM with you all! Thanks for letting me lead.

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Middle Tooth Mafia

AO: middle-tooth
Q: Goose
PAX: Toothless, Topanga, Oatmeal, Matador, Esposa, DrRupp, sooner, Betty Ford, LB, The Shield
FNGs: None
COUNT: 11
CONDITIONS: Perfect

WARMUP: Willie Mays Hays, Cherry Pickers, Goog Mornings, Arm Stretches, Arm Circles

THE THANG:
– 2 laps native american runs
– 150 Merkins, WW1s, with run between every 25 reps.
– Lunges: 3 trips down and back with 10 squats every 10 strides.
– Circle of Mary, fielders choice, 20 reps max

ANNOUNCEMENTS: nightmoves tonight!

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Nice Dice

AO: atlantis
Q: Subway
PAX: Oatmeal, Puzzlah, SalPal, Siri, Pole Dancer, DintyMoore
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
CONDITIONS: 50 cool and beautiful

WARMUP: Various stretching, mosey to waiting coupons

THE THANG:

10 SSH buy in
Roll dice – number matches the station; 25 reps of each station movement
Station 1
Merkins
Ranger Merkins
HR Merkins
H/L Merkins
Station 2
Curls
CPRs
Rows
Lawnmower Pulls
Station 3
Lunges
Squats
Seesaw lunges
Calf raises
Station 4
Overhead press
Taint scrapper
Thruster
Truck driver
Station 5
Amer Hammers
Mtn Climbers
Flutter Kicks
BBSUs
Station 6
Chest Press
Grave digger
Side bends
Blockees

Mary for final 3 mins

MOLESKINE:

ANNOUNCEMENTS: wings/some impossible man mile- check slack

COT: prayers for SalPal interview; Siri’s cousins wifes treatment; Pole Dancers wife’s recovery and Pole Dancers new job