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Middle Tooth

Date: 2026-05-26 AO: Middle Tooth Q: Oatmeal , bluemule PAX: Oatmeal, DrRupp, Pep, bluemule FNGs: COUNT: 4 CONDITIONS: Moist
WARMUP: run to parking deck + trivia
THE THANG: five elements of the US army fitness test
MARY: more trivia
MOLESKINE: no idea what this is
ANNOUNCEMENTS: none
COT: we completed this
PLAYLIST: just the joy of labored breath
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Drive for Show, Putt for Dough

Date: 2026-05-21 AO: Atlantis Q: Firefox , PAX: Puzzlah, Subway, Firefox, Blueprint, Oatmeal, sooner, Cheesehead FNGs: 1 Cheesehead COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS: Damp
WARMUP: Mosey around park to the side parking lot. SSH LBAC Merkins Mountain Climbers
THE THANG: Disc golf! We started on the fields. Lunge walk to your first lie, bear crawl to each lie until you sink your putt. We multiplied high scores by low scores to get the number of burpees to do between rounds. – 1st hole, straight away in the open, roughly 270ish feet: 3 x 6 = 18 burpees – sooner set the next basket behind a pole and garbage can, roughly 250ish feet: 3 x 4 = 12 burpees – FNG Cheesehead set the next basket out in the open, roughly 260ish feet: 3 x 5 = 15 burpees
Mosey up to near the pizza hut pavilion with a basket set on the playground behind one of the rock structures. No exercises, just 1 more hole for fun.
Next we made a circle around a basket and started 12ish feet away. SSH, going around the circle attempting putts. After every two rounds, 10 merkins. Take a step back for each putt you sunk. 5 or 6 rounds of this.
MARY: There’s no Mary in disc golf.
MOLESKINE: Welcome, Cheesehead!
For those new to the sport, there are 4 main characteristics of golf discs: – Speed – less how fast it will fly and more how hard you have to throw it to make it fly like it should (we were throwing with 3s, 4s, and 5s) – Glide – how much carry the disc will have – Turn – how much it “turns” with the direction of your throw during the initial portion of flight (to the right on a backhand throw) – Fade – how much it falls out at the end of its flight (to the left on a backhand throw) There’s also a 5th characteristic: how much the thrower projects misguided trust onto a disc based on its aesthetic awesomeness And a 6th characteristic: how much the thrower stubbornly keeps using a disc to fly in a pattern it was not intended for
ANNOUNCEMENTS: – Holy Smokers – Spring Fling
COT: – New jobs – End of the school year – Job stress – Family member injuries
PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0wVPwx6JZA6uCRyZ352zcp?si=b6f7a70561234431
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Hooligans

Date: 2026-04-03 AO: Handsomizer Q: Puzzlah , Oatmeal PAX: Old Maid, Oatmeal, Puzzlah, Salami, SalPal, Freakonomics FNGs: None COUNT: 6 CONDITIONS: best time of year
WARMUP: wait for the q to arrive
THE THANG: We did a scrum – merkins – Bear crawls – Burpees
Lineouts: – star jumps – Broad jumps – Iron mikes
Then ran lines with the last man up mentality for about 15 minutes before getting into some gameplay
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:
PLAYLIST:
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Atlantis

Date: 2026-03-26 AO: Atlantis Q: Oatmeal , Oatmeal PAX: Puzzlah, sooner, Pole Dancer, Oatmeal FNGs: COUNT: 4 CONDITIONS: lovely
WARMUP: stretching
THE THANG: 3 tortoise and hare races + block stop rampage
MOLESKINE: we did it
ANNOUNCEMENTS: yep
COT: whatever this is happened
PLAYLIST: birds and sunrise
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Spring 2026

Date: 2026-03-12 AO: atlantis Q: Esposa PAX: Oatmeal, SalPal, Title Max, sooner, Subway, Pole Dancer FNGs: None COUNT: 7 the perfect number CONDITIONS: Windy
WARMUP: Broga/dynamic movement
THE THANG: 4 Corners Mental Health Lap MHL Corner 1 Thursters Corner 2 25 Merkins Corner 3 50 American Hammers Corner 4 25 drop squats
MHL 2 1 25 Tricep extension 2 25 Merkins 3 50 Freddy Mercs 4 25 Walk Lunge ?
MHL 3 Oatmeal can’t shoot 1 25 curls for the girls 2 25 merkins 3 25 V ups 4 25 iron Mike/ Apollo onos
MHL 2 1 Man Makers 25 2 25 merkins 3 50 moutain climbers 4 sumo squats 50
Those who brought block did not do 5 merkins. 5 more just for fun and 10 merkins to end it. #merkin madness complete 120 friends
MOLESKINE: Title Max reversed engineered alien power steering go a rocket. Seville has Morrish architecture
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Grow School 6am Bellevue, The Merchant murder mystery. Impossible mile Focker , plank April Grape
COT: SalPal travels and prayers for baby Aurora Title Max
PLAYLIST: mumble Chatter
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Our mumblechatter goes to 11

Date: 2026-02-19 AO: atlantis Q: SalPal PAX: Salami, Faulker, Puzzlah, Subway, Oatmeal, sooner, Pole Dancer FNGs: None COUNT: 8 CONDITIONS: Moist.
WARMUP: Mumblechatter.
THE THANG: Merkin + Leg Ladders up and down. Ample mumblechatter.
MOLESKINE: T-Claps to Faulker for making it after a long day, and Puzzlah prototyping another AO pre-party. Oatmeal is leading (1) a rugby Q at Handsomizer with Puzzlah and (2) Highland Games 2026 at Atlantis, dates TBD.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Holy Smokers, Merkin Madness.
COT: Be kind to people.
PLAYLIST: 2010 Alt Rock Comfort Food.
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F3 The Gathering

AO: atlantis
Q: Pal
PAX: Subway, Puzzlah, Pole Dancer, Toothless, sooner, Oatmeal
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
CONDITIONS: Foggy

WARMUP: Mosey

THE THANG: Color Pie Tabata + MTG Deck of Death ft. LotR

MOLESKINE: Oatmeal was visibly pissed we didn’t just play Magic. Puzzlah was visibly confused by the mumblechatter. Good times had by all.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Stairs, food donations, check Slack.

COT: Country, marriages, family strife.

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A Disney adventure

AO: middle-tooth
Q: sooner
PAX: Toothless, Oatmeal, Cowboy, Betty Ford, Choo Choo, Matador
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
CONDITIONS: prime

WARMUP: dynamic stretching

THE THANG:
Little Merman workout (Abs)… If we grew a fishtail and had to survive, we would drown or be eaten because of our weak abs.

– dolphin kicks (50)
– butterflies (50)
– thrusters (40)
– Freddie Mercury (40)
– full leg lift (30)
– full scissor kick (30 right leg)
– WW 0.5 (20)
– WW 0.75 (20)
– WW 1.0 (20)
– frogs (10)
– lbc (10)

Beauty and the beast mode (40 second + 20 second tabatta)
– pull ups
– pushups
4 sets each

Robin Hood and his merry men of Sherwood Forest
– plank circle
– lap
– plank circle
– lap
– plank circle
– lap
– plank circle
– lap
– plank circle
– lap

MOLESKINE: really impressive lyrical knowledge

ANNOUNCEMENTS: octoburpee, need a better showing at night moves, Tennessee tussle, it’s fall break, check slack

COT: travelers, changing of the season

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Quiznos

AO: atlantis
Q: Pole Dancer
PAX: Toothless, Oatmeal, Siri, DintyMoore
FNGs: None
COUNT: 5
CONDITIONS: cloudy and cool

WARMUP: 20 head turns trying to look for Subway’s car, followed by side strattle hops and a mosey to the Pizza Hut

THE THANG: Take Turns Tabata!

Each PAX took a turn picking three exercises, one for upper body, one lower body, one wild card. 2 minutes per exercise, followed by a run around the tower. Ran out of time for Dinty’s set so we finished up with a quick round of air kicks in the parking lot before 6:15.

MOLESKINE: Teach your kids to ski! Toothless’ listing goes live today!

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Actively recruiting for my Tennessee Tussle team, Octoburpee is coming up,

COT: Prayers for Subway’s alarm clock, Siri’s family juggling babies and work, Toothless for a smooth process to sell the house, and me for a good neighbor to take his place!

PLAYLIST: Siri requested Clipse, we listened to Clipse
https://open.spotify.com/album/17ScNnJ0lSWajodZaRpHdQ?si=9ZfIp6pET4KTjg4pjtcEPA

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Full-body Fun

AO: middle-tooth
Q: Focker , Cowboy
PAX: Pepsi, Cal Worthington, Esposa, Oatmeal, DrRupp, Betty Ford, Choo Choo, sooner, Toothless, LB
FNGs: None
COUNT: 12
CONDITIONS: 70s!

WARMUP: short and mild yoga

THE THANG:
Upper body first at the 9 square apparatus
TABATA 1 minute work with 10 second reset
5 pull ups (alternate grips each round)
10 hand release merkins
5 dry docks
Hold plank until reset
15 rounds total (grumbling began at round 4 and the “pump” around round 11)
The reins were handed over to Cowboy who let us to the baseball diamond with intermittent fire, hydrants, and squats.
-10 glute bridges and 10 fire hydrants on the benches
-sprints on the baseball diamond with jump squats, squats, high knees and Smurf jacks interspersed (the second round of jump squats started to really make everyone miss the upper body circuit)

Finished it off with a round of Mary

MOLESKINE:
-sooner’s pull up face is something we all should witness once in our life
– Oatmeal was breaking laws of physics performing swing jumps instead of pull-ups
– Cowboy’s legs are truly a modern marvel

ANNOUNCEMENTS: refer to Slack

COT: just wanna say how extremely grateful I am being surrounded by individuals for striving to be better every day