T Swifts Greatest Hits

AO: the-discipline
Q: Chunks
PAX: Dilbert, hambone
FNGs: None
COUNT: 3
CONDITIONS: Humid

WARMUP: Mosey to the lower parking lot for some SSH, Arm Circles and stretches

THE THANG:

95% of Men over the age of 35 will never sprint again. So, if I Q we will not be in that 95%.

Ran some sprints and skips. Dilbert is faster than expected. Speed and Power.

Then moseyed around the park on the greenway.

Got back to the Startex for some ab work and then some broga to finish with other stretches.

MOLESKINE: Was an honor to lead at the discipline. So excited to see F3 North growing. Small PAX today, but that has become a trend with my Qs recently. LOL

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Dilbert accepted a new job. Wow, he’s a man in demand. Congrats bro. Dizzy Doc has added a new addition to his PAX.

COT: Prayers for all the men there and the men not there. Thanks HIMs.

Newborn BD

AO: the-castle
Q: Sunshine
PAX: hambone, Strutter, Dilbert, Donatello, The Rod (DR)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
CONDITIONS:

WARMUP:

THE THANG:

MOLESKINE:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT:

1,2,3 Dora

AO: the-castle
Q: Pep
PAX: Dumpster Fire (F3 Naperville), Donatello, SalPal, Chunks, hambone, Strutter, Knuckles, 2
FNGs: 1 2
COUNT: 9
CONDITIONS: Summer, not heavy humidity

WARMUP:
– 20 little baby arm circles + reverse
– 20 seal claps
– 20 imperial walkers

THE THANG:
Run around lacrosse field
Dora:
– 100 burpees
– 200 dips
– 300 fire hydrants

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
July 12 – meat and games at Natural Ice’s house
July 13 – brew ruck
July 20 – night moves

COT:
– Knuckles – 22 year old son trying to find his way in the world
– SalPal’s wife – low iron
– Chunk’s daughter – returns from Nebraska today.

Sharknado: Tara Reid has big hits.

AO: the-castle
Q: Strutter
PAX: hambone, SalPal, Pep, Chunks, Splitter, Horshack (Ohio)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
CONDITIONS: allegedly humid.

WARMUP: getting out of the car and Mosey to start was all the warmup we needed.

THE THANG: Sharknado: a series of 5 exercises each followed by a lap around the 🏰.
1) 10 burpees
2) diamond merkins
3) WWII’s
4) merkins
5) scorpion dry docks
Each lap was approximately .1 miles.
Repeato until the Q got 2 miles, 4 rounds.

MOLESKINE:
I have certainly enjoyed getting to know the Pax, and I look forward to seeing you all in the gloom.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT:
Prayers for Pax going through hard times.

The 1975 World Tour

AO: the-castle
Q: SalPal
PAX: Snickers, Pink Slip, Strutter, hambone, Chunks, Pep, Dilbert
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
CONDITIONS: Swampa$$

WARMUP: Half-hearted SSH + squats

THE THANG: In honor of The 1975 (a shared passion of mine and Chunks), 4 sets of DORA, 75 reps each, each with a different method of travel:

Part 1:
Travel: Bernie Down/Run Back
– 75 Merkins
– 75 Air Presses
– 75 Dry Docks
– 75 Reptars

Part 2:
Travel: Broad Jump Down/Run Back
– 75 LBCs
– 75 Hammers (each side 1)
– 75 Mountain Climbers (each side 1)
– 75 Shoulder Taps (each side 1)

Part 3:
Travel: Shuffle Down/Run Back
– 75 Squats
– 75 Lunges (each leg 1)
– 75 Calf Raises
– 75 Apollo Ono’s (each leg 1)

Part 4:
Travel: Boo-Boo Bear Crawl Down/Run Back
– 75 WWIs
– 75 Burpees
– 75 Lt. Dan’s

Everyone got to part 4 at time, so we went back to startex for assorted routines to close.

MOLESKINE: PSA: Spotify Pleeb-ium throttles your max volume.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Lots going on in July: runs, launches, night moves, etc. Look at Slack. I’m your Q, not your personal planner. 2.0 support for Sunshine, see Slack for how to contribute.

COT: Praise for Snickers in the promotion, for my M and job search, for Sunshine and new 2.0. All other intentions spoken and unspoken.

Stay salty Nashville. Green Sally out.

#the Prostitute comes to Hendersonville

AO: the-castle
Q: Strutter
PAX: hambone, Pep, SalPal, Splitter, Sunshine, Dilbert, Country Parkour, Pink Slip, Outta Bounds (OB), Under the Table, Chunks, Outta Bounds, Pink Slip
FNGs: 2 Outta Bounds, Pink Slip
COUNT: 12
CONDITIONS: Hot and sweaty.

WARMUP: Mosey to the tennis court parking lot. Disclaimer. 10 each in cadence IST, Hillbillies, Abe Vigodas (Windmills), and Long Snappers.

THE THANG: Mosey up the hill to Hazel Path. We began working the corners in an up and down ladder. 1-2-1-2-3-2-1-2-3-4-3-2-1-2-3-4-5-4-3-2-1 Corner 1 – 5 burpees.
Corner 2 – 10 Merkins. Sometimes in cadence, sometimes OYO.
Corner 3 – 15 squats. Sometimes in cadence, sometimes OYO.
Corner 4 – 20 Carolina Dry Docks. OYO.
Corner 5 – 50 LBCs in cadence.
Once we returned back to the start of our ladder, we moseied back for Mary.
Freddy Mercury’s
Mercury Freddy’s
Box Cutter
Cutter Box
WWIIs
A voice from the crowd yelled “We don’t go until 7 o’clock!”, so we ended there.

MOLESKINE: we welcomed in 2 new FNG’s. Glad you joined us Outta Bounds, and Pink Slip.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: 5k price goes up today. Any interest in a spot on the Bourbon Chase team?

COT: We prayed for spoken and unspoken requests, for our soldiers, LEOs, First Tesponders. It was not by chance that I found this group. Thank you for allowing me to lead today.

Tortoise & Hare v3

AO: thestronghold
Q: Red Skull
PAX: Decaf, bluemule, Hacker (Franklin), Chunks, hambone, baggervance, Michelin Man, Hair Band, Longhorn, Right Said, Judy, Cabana Boy, Moon Walk, Tealfin, Midnight Club, Clean Plate, Practice?, Night Light, Chef Boyardee, Cruise Line, Skechers, Double Flush, Dr. Seuss, Pick Me!
FNGs: None
COUNT: 25
CONDITIONS: A perfect 72 degrees with a beautiful sunrise over The Stronghold

WARMUP: Some extra encouragement was needed to get the circle formed this morning. Once we were all in the circle, we did our simple stretches and warmup: SSH, Squats, IWs, WMH, Stretch

THE THANG: Partner up and RUN!

MOLESKINE: Despite having an F3 partner who was tasked with setting the pace, most 4:13 Strong men took off on a 1/4 mile sprint and left their partner behind. Once we made the first turn past the smoke stack, 4:13 Strong were out of gas and had trouble keeping up with their partner. What a great example that being consistent is more important than being fast.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: The Struggle 002 kicks off tomorrow night at 9pm. We have 10 4:13 Strong men and 10 F3 men that are embracing the challenge.

COT: Prayers for encouragement, strength and consistency

Exploration in White House

AO: offthebooks
Q: Chunks
PAX: hambone, Under the Table
FNGs: None
COUNT: 3
CONDITIONS: Perfect Beatdown conditions

WARMUP:
Stretching and surveying the new park

THE THANG:
Short mosey to get the blood pumping and staying close for hambone to find us.

Round 1
20 Squats
20 Reverse Lunges
20 Merkins
20 Big Boy Situps

Another mosey around the park

Round 2 – Hambone joined us
20 Squats
20 Merkins
20 Big Boy Situps
5 Burpees

Longer mosey around the park and found a trail through the woods. Walked on the uphills and mosey on the downhills.

Round 3
20 Squats
20 Merkins
20 Big Boy Situps
5 Burpees

5 Mins Mary
Flutter kicks
Box Cutters
Plank
Big Boy Situps

Lots of options at this park and excited to see White House grow. Be on the lookout for next weeks preblast. Dilbert will be sharing.

We’ve also found our coffeeteria spot with the best name. BAD ASS Coffee.

Always a pleasure and honor to lead.
MOLESKINE:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT:

Off Campus

AO: the-castle
Q: Chunks
PAX: Sunshine, hambone, Pep, Dilbert, Under the Table, SPAM (DR the Natti)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
CONDITIONS: WET

WARMUP:

THE THANG:

Moseyed across Main Street to the Drakes Creek complex stopping along the way for Burpees

Posted up under the pavilion for an round of DIDS

Moseyed further into the Park stopping to do a round of BOMBS

Moseyed back to Startex stopping a couple times for Burpees

Finished up with some P90X yoga and some box breathing.

MOLESKINE:
Always honored to Q and excited to see Hendersonville rising.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
First White House OTB workout on Monday and each following monday
COT:

It’s Just Rain

AO: the-castle
Q: Pep
PAX: Dilbert, Sunshine, Chunks, Pep, hambone, Under the table, country parkour
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
CONDITIONS:
Wet but cool temperature

WARMUP:
Run to high school
Baby arm circles
Imperial walkers
Good mornings

THE THANG:
eleven’s
– burpees + world war 2

pax choice
– pax chooses an exercise for everyone to do while he runs to midfield and back

run back to startx
– finish with merry

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Monday murph
– one in nashville at green machine
– one starting at just love in hendersonville

PRAYER:

– under the table : new child
– sunshine: new child coming very soon