March Madness 1994

AO: detention
Q: EZ-Go
PAX: Donkey Hammer, Accounts Receivable, Cowboy, Deep State, Esposa, EZ-Go, Focker, moneyshot, Movin On Up, Right Said, Topanga, Matador
FNGs: 1 Matador
COUNT: 12
In honor of March Madness being upon us we performed 45 minutes of unending movement to the tune of Jock Jams (see below for link if unfamiliar, thank me later).

CONDITIONS: Just right

WARMUP: Indigenous peoples run, parking lot side shuffles, stretch it out

THE THANG:
Mens bracket: (suicide between each exercise)
68 – squats
64 – block rows
32 – block mercs
16 – triple arm killers (curl, press, tricep extension)
8 – 8 count body-builder
4 – hand stand push ups
2 minute low plank

Women’s bracket: (15 SSH between exercises)
68 – mountain climbers
64 – hello dollys
32 – block mercs
16 – block raises
8 – 8 count body-builders
4 – burpees
2 min 6 inches

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Murder Mile Thursday at greenmachine, get there a few minutes early

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/082Gv6nNLrVFGWvb0BVHWr?si=52FAsmNkQhefhE0zDgSBaA&pi=u-y-S7RpBQSo2j

I’m a loser

AO: cruelhall
Q: Grape
PAX: blackwidow, Donkey Hammer, Right Said, EZ-Go, Accounts Receivable, Pedialyte
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
CONDITIONS: warm, but not warm enough to melt my ice cold heart after that Kentucky loss last night

WARMUP:
10 SSH
1 Burpee
10 Imperial Walkers
2 Burpees
10 Hillbillies
3 Burpees
10 LBAC F
4 Burpees
10 LBAC R
5 Burpees
10 OH Claps
6 Burpees
10 Seal Claps
7 Burpees
10 Moroccan Night Clubs
8 Burpees

THE THANG: To take out my frustration and sadness about being a loser, we listened to angry music and did hard things

Mosey to pavilion

4 Corners Partner Work

Corner 1
One partner does 16 Burpees
Other partner does merkins until complete
Repeat
Hold low plank for all in
Bear crawl the diagonal

Corner 2
One partner does 16 Burpees
Other partner does dry docks until complete
Repeat
Hold low plank for all in
Crawl bear to next corner

Corner 3
One partner does 16 Burpees
Other partner does WW1 until complete
Repeat
Hold low plank for all in
Crab walk the diagonal

Corner 4
One partner does 16 Burpees
Other partner does flutter kicks until complete
Repeat
Hold low plank for all in
Long mosey around the school to the playground

11’s with pull ups and Lt Dans

Long mosey to startex for Mary

MOLESKINE: thanks for having me EZ-Go! I hope to be invited back someday, which is unlikely…this group seems to be a group of winners…a group I don’t belong to

ANNOUNCEMENTS: brewsday, plankpril, murder mile

COT: prayers for peace for EZ-Go and fam in hectic season
Prayers for the Hill family and the Greene family

:grapes:

B.E.A.C.H. B.O.D.S. :beach_with_umbrella: :muscle:

AO: cruelhall
Q: Toothless
PAX: Deep State, EZ-Go, Pedialyte, Accounts Receivable, Donkey Hammer, blackwidow
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
CONDITIONS: Steadily soggy…but we had it made in the shade (literally) of the Cruel Hall pavilion :classical_building:

PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4zyFdHWdnCRvbNwafZcrMI?si=467e64ecea4d467b

WARMUP:
– 30 x SSH
– 10 x Willy Mays Hays
– 15 x High Knees OYO
– 15 x Butt Kickers OYO
– 10 x Carrot Pullers (pka Cherry Pickers, which makes no sense)
– 10 x Windmills

THE THANG: BEACH BODS :beach_with_umbrella: :muscle:

PAX split into 2 groups, switching off as runners for a rotation timer while the other group busts out the reps below. All PAX have to complete all reps, group waits for the 6 to transition to the next exercise.

Travel on blacktop: Mosey down, bear crawl across, bernie back, shuffle across. 2 laps each rotation.

Big boy sit-ups x 50
Euro steps x 50
Atomic merkins x 50
Crab jacks x 50
Happy crunchy frogs x 50

Modify travel to replace bear crawl with shuffle across, still x2 laps

Bulgarian split squats x 50
Outlaws x 50
Dry docks x 50
Smurf jacks x 50

MOLESKINE: The workout and tunes were admittedly the opposite vibe of the surroundings, but it was a good lift and it proved the point that you’ve gotta put in the work before you get to enjoy the results. Those BEACH BODS will be better on Spring Break for having spent the morning in the rainy Gloom today.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– brewsday next week
– Murder Mile at the end of the month at greenmachine

COT:
– Prayers for family coming in town, speed of life is fast
– Prayers for a cousin with a new baby, entering parenthood
– Prayers for school decision and family conversations on the topic
– Prayers for a pregnant wife, that nausea continues to abate

YHC shared that we just got back from a trip to visit my wife’s grandpa whose wife had just passed away. They had been married almost 60 years. Reminder to the PAX that we’re not guaranteed any time at all, and to take a moment of gratitude for their spouse and share an extra word of encouragement or an I love you today.

It’s always an honor and a joy to join you gents out in Crieve Hall – thanks for the warm (ish) welcome and I look forward to next time!

— Toothless :tooth:

What’s the name of the dwarf kingdom?

AO: greenmachine
Q: EZ-Go
PAX: Works for a Guy, FeelTheBerns, EZ-Go, Sherlock, Cowboy, Deep State, Black Lung, Esposa, Firefox, t-cell, moneyshot, Focker, monster biscuit, Betty Ford, Haggis
FNGs: None
COUNT: 15
CONDITIONS: Too hot for a hoodie

WARMUP:

10 Walk out push ups
20 Imperial walkers
10 Hillbillies
Willy Mays Hayes

THE THANG:
Our F3 fellowship had to deliver the Ring (bumper plate) to Mt. Doom. There were 4 stops on our journey with a weighted exercise at every station.

Rivendell – 3 reps for the elven kings
Pick up 15lb ring
IP run around track
– 3 mercs w ring and pass down
– Everyone mercs while we wait

Moria – 7 reps for dwarf lords
Pick up 15lb ring
IP run around track
– 7 ring presses
– Everyone mountain climbers while we wait

Gondor – 9 reps for mortal men
Pick up 25lb ring
IP run around track
– 9 ring squats
– Everyone air squats while we wait

Mt. Doom – 1 ring to rule them all
Pick up 35lb ring
IP run around track
– Overhead ring carry up bleachers
– Everyone burpees while we wait

MARY and Pippin:
Hold 6in until time

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Last week of #leanpax!
Brewruck next Tuesday
Potential CSAUP at Greenmachine upcoming

PRAYERS:
Haggis job search
EZ-Go kids school change

Always a pleasure to be with this crew. Solid showing, solid effort, solid gainz!

Peace.
EZ

Groundhog Day

AO: cruelhall
Q: Esposa
PAX: Donkey Hammer, EZ-Go, Grape, blackwidow, Pedialyte, 0
FNGs: 1 0
COUNT: 6
CONDITIONS: Crisp

WARMUP: Espoga

THE THANG:
4 corners
– 5 burpees
– 10 atomics
– 15 merican
– 20 dry docks
Mode of Transport Walk lunge
3 suicides
– 10 1 leg dead lifts
– 20 lunges
– 30 side lunge
– 40 plank jacks
3 suicides
Mode of Transport Bear Claw
– 10 v ups
– 20 LBCs
– 30 bama dates
– 40 hammers
Superman it out

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Brew Ruck 2/17

No Abs

AO: detention
Q: DintyMoore
PAX: Focker, Topanga, Works for a Guy, EZ-Go, Deep State, Accounts Receivable, Movin On Up, Esposa
FNGs: None
COUNT: 9
CONDITIONS: Snowflakes ❄️

WARMUP: mosey to playground

WMHs
Arm Circles
Mountain Walkers
Knee to Elbow
Plank Toe Touches

Pull-Ups
10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1

THE THANG: EMOM Blaster

6 min EMOMs + 2 down and back sprints after each exercise

45/15 Swings
45/15 Deadlift High Pull
45/15 Thrusters
30/30 Decline Merkins

ANNOUNCEMENTS: BrewRuck coming up after #leanpax, Prayers for @nancy

Thanks for the opportunity to lead. Good to be with you this morning

Repetitions

AO: cruelhall
Q: Works for a Guy
PAX: EZ-Go, Esposa, blackwidow, Donkey Hammer, Works for a Guy, Topanga
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
CONDITIONS: Moist

WARMUP: The usual suspects

THE THANG:

5 tricep thingamajigs (kinda had to be there but included dipping under a bar)

10 rows

15 WW1s

20 merkins

While one guy did double farmers carry from the rails to the parking lot and back

Once everyone did farmers carry, we did it again. Twice in all.

Then 7s on church hill w/ burpees and jump squats

@ezgo took care of Mary as I had to dip at 6:13

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

@esposa believes that three-year-old with diarrhea are the cutest thing on earth

Only a few weeks left of lean packs

We should all double down after a week off because of snow

I actually wasn’t there for this part so I’m not sure about others

Getting Back in the Groove

AO: detention
Q: Toothless
PAX: Works for a Guy, Movin On Up, EZ-Go, Deep State, Esposa, Donkey Hammer
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
CONDITIONS: Crisp, but a little light creeping in the sky now and some warmth that comes with it. Some said it was almost like running on the beach… :sunglasses:

PLAYLIST: Earth, Wind, & Fire to get back in the GROOVE!

WARM-O-RAMA
Mosey to pavilion, grab a block on the way
– Side straddle hops x 30
– High knees
– Windmills
– Butt kickers
– Carrot pullers
– Willy mays hays

– Active warmups to and from middle
– A skips, B skips, karaoke, low shuffle, 50% run

THE THANG:

11s V1
– Rows, each side is half
– Hand release merkins
– Lunge to middle, mosey back

11s V2
– Goblet squats
– Big boy sit-ups
– Mosey both ways

4 Corners
Partnered, Dora style, one exercise at each corner, group waits for six before rotating to next corner

Travel is to run the available square twice, with a mosey on the long sides and a shuffle when moving across

– 50 Ten count Body Builders with block (tacks on an overhead press with block)
– 100 Supermans
– 200 Dry docks
– 400 American hammers

MOLESKINE:
Had too much fun with the 11’s and 10 count body builders, ran out of time on our 400 American Hammers. Ah well, there’s always time for more abs later. All the PAX were feeling good to be back.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– A yellow card in leanpax still means you’re in the game, get back on the horse! 3 weeks left, ends the day before the superbowl
– 2.0 walk/ruck this Saturday AM, Focker for details
– The Hunger Games™ at @Natural_Ice ‘s on Saturday PM, co-Q’d by the game master @Firefox

As always, it was an honor to lead. Thanks for the opportunity!
— Toothless :tooth:

Back to School

AO: detention
Q: Grape
PAX: Movin On Up, Esposa, Topanga, Works for a Guy, Accounts Receivable, EZ-Go, Deep State, Focker
FNGs: None
COUNT: 9
CONDITIONS: crisp

WARMUP: SSH, LBAC, seal claps, OH claps, 1+ mile “heard it through the grapevine” run around the hood

THE THANG: Dora 1-2-3 with coupons

100 Burpees
200 Sumo squats
300 OH press (modified to chest press halfway through)
Partner ran parking lot loop

Sprints at various percentages (60, 67, 80, 100, 98, 90, 82, 75, @esposa speed, etc.)

5 MoM

ANNOUNCEMENTS: #leanpax

Hendersonville rising on 1/13 at 6am

COT: prayers for @focker to have patience and a longer fuse with family, prayers for @ez-go to have peace about middle schoolers and grades, praise for @accountsrecievable and continued blessing of marriage counseling

It was an honor gentlemen!! Thanks for having me!

🍇

The 12 days of Coupons

AO: cruelhall
Q: EZ-Go
PAX: blackwidow, Accounts Receivable, Donkey Hammer, EZ-Go, Works for a Guy, Esposa
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
CONDITIONS:
A frosty 24 degrees with 93% humidity

WARMUP:
SSH, Imperial walkers, and Hillbillies in cadence
Mosey in front of school

THE THANG:
12 Days of Coupons
Get a block
Just like the song, start with 1, then 2 and 1, and so on
Run parking lot between sets

1 Hand stand push up
2 Squat press
3 LT Dan
4 WW1
5 KB Swings
6 Rows
7 Tricep extensions
8 Curls
9 American hammers
10 Incline merks
11 Decline merks
12 Burpees
If you get to 12 start back down the pyramid

3 Minutes of Mary: American Hammers to end

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– #Leanpax is going strong
– FIA is recruiting women for F3 style workout on Tuesday and Thursday at 5:30am in the CHE pavilion
– Beware the holiday “flop” aka the disappointments over the past few weeks. Holidays can be filled with as much sadness as joy. Bring your whole self to the New Year, to God, and to your community. This is where real growth takes place.

Cheers with non-alcoholic #leanpax approved beers 🍻
-EZ