Celebrating Global Cat Day at Atlantis

AO: atlantis
Q: Vector
PAX: CubCadet, Papa Bear, Pole Dancer, Subway, Toothless
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
Gearing up to venture over to the esteemed AO of Atlantis, YHC opted to give the PAX what they want: a vote on the theme. Turns out October 16th is both World Food Day and Global Cat Day, so by a vote of 3 :black_cat: to 2 :canned_food:(I voted for both – hooray America!), the :black_cat: :cat2: took the win . . .

CONDITIONS: Purr-fect (see what I did there?)

PLAYLIST:
Stray :black_cat: Strut – Stray Cats
Cool for :black_cat: :cat2: – Squeeze
Black :black_cat: – Janet Jackson
Love :black_cat::cat2: – The Cure
What’s New Pussy:black_cat:? – Tom Jones
The :lion_face: Sleeps Tonight – The Tokens
Nashville :black_cat::cat2: – The Lovin’ Spoonful
Honky :black_cat: – Elton John
:black_cat:’s in the Cradle – Harry Chapin
Eye of the :tiger: – Survivor
:tiger: – ABBA
Little :lion_face: Man – Mumford and Sons

WARMUP:
Slow mosey around the front to the playground
SSH x 15
LBAC x 20
Seal Claps x 15
Overhead Press x 15
RLBAC x 15
OYO stretch

THE THANG:
#1: CAT DORA
Carolina Dry Docks x 100
Atomic Merkins x 200 (rapidly modified to A Merkin)
Tricep Dips x 300
Partner runs around water tower.

#2: LION
Lunges x 50
Irkins x 100
Overhead Presses x 150
Normal Squats x 200

Each PAX gets total reps and in between, run to pavilion for 5 cat-dogs or cat-cows or cat-whatevers.

Mosey to Startex just in time

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Check the Slack for info on TN Tussle, Chiliteria and of course Octoburpee (it’s not too late to join – oh who am I kidding, of course it is, ’cause that means 2x burpees to catch up – eep).

COT:
Praises for M awards, movement on home selling.
Prayers for thoughtful leadership in the US and an end to the shutdown

MISC THOUGHTS:
– Playlist creation led to new music discoveries – a song called “Nashville Cats?” Perfection. ABBA has a tiger song . . . who knew?
– The food playlist for World Food Day was pretty good too – may have to dust that off in the future
– For a brief minute, Q almost decided to just play T Swift’s new album in full – Vector ain’t a hater and it’s got some bangers (even if one might be about a certain football player’s, ahem, :eggplant:).

Bomber burpee

AO: bomber
Q: Puzzlah
PAX: Pep, Vector, CubCadet, Wet Wipes, Tim the Toolman, SalPal
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
CONDITIONS: very nice

WARMUP:
– SSH x 20 IC
– Hillbilly Walkers x 15 IC
– Cherry Pickers x 10 IC
– Willie Mays Hayes x 10 IC
– Arm Circles (F/B)
– Broga

Roxanne
– “Roxanne” = Burpee
– “Red Light” = Merkins —merkins didnt work. About 26 burpees.
Mosey to the orb
– Indian run with a burpee

THE THANG:
Dora tel:75%E2%80%93150%E2%80%93225
– 75 Burpees
– 150 Big Boys
– 225 Squats

I forget how we cut the last 2 for time

Burpee Suicides
– Car 1 = 2 Burpee, back
– Car 2 = 4 Burpees, back
– Gate= 6 Burpees, fin

Sprint
– Sprint half way and stride the rest of the path
– 5 rounds

MOLESKINE: Pep thinks I’m sucking up to the 1stF. No, just lack creativity. Listened to TSwift’s new album. “She is not Lana Del Ray” – SalPal

ANNOUNCEMENTS: slack

COT: gratitude to respect our DR AOQ

Just Warming Up

AO: westeros
Q: Shy Guy
PAX: Supernova, Young and Restless, Red Skull, Michelin Man, CubCadet, Sherlock, Vector, Right Said, Juicy J (JBowman), Detective Pikachu, Shy Guy
FNGs: None
COUNT: 11
CONDITIONS: Finally feels like fall

WARMUP: SSH ICx20
Squats ICx15
Merkins ICx10
Burpees x5
Mosey
High Knees
Worlds Greatest
Butt Kickers
Over Unders

Line Toe Taps
4 ways x2

Strides

THE THANG:
Sprints
Beginning movement:
Roll outs x4
3 point stance x3
Burpee x3
Shuffle x4
Bound jumps x3

Backwards hill runs x4

Mosey back to startex
OHC Merkins x20- shuffle
Squats x20- shuffle
Toe Tap Merkins x20 – lunge walk
Merkins x20 – bounds
Bonnie Blairs x20 – 1 leg bounds

MOLESKINE:
Lots of great mumble chatter, seemed like it was excitement about hill sprints. Pep pretended like he didn’t know all the words to the Kanye songs

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
They were announced.

COT:
Prayers for Peps job search, Detective Pikachu’s potty training his kid, my grandmothers health

The Rise of WEIGHTSteros!

AO: westeros
Q: Michelin Man , Vector
PAX: Vector, Michelin Man, Pep, Tim the Toolman, Black Lung, bluemule, Chunks, CubCadet, Shy Guy, Spinal Tap
FNGs: None
COUNT: 10
CONDITIONS: Hot Guy Fall

WARMUP: Warm Up OYO. Ran a quarter loop around the park.

THE THANG: DORA

1. Partner Up. Distributed weights. Thank you Chunks and Shy Guy. NO THANK YOU to Tim the Toolman. 🙂
2. Wall Sit – 1 Pax wall sits with the weight. Other Pax runs to the second portapotty and back. Repeat 3x each.
3. Black Lung and newly minted late guy Spinal Tap showed up. Black Lung penalty of 12 burpees.
4. Moved to the pavilion.
5. Pax does 50 squat thrusters with coupon. Then 100 senior proms (weighted alabama prom dates). Then 150 step ups with weights. Then 200 front touch thing with weights. Other Pax runs.
6. 40 fire hydrants. 40 jane fondas. 40 donkey kicks.
7. A minor amount of broga.

MOLESKINE: Thank you to Vector for an A+ fun and games playlist. Thank you to bluemule for letting Vec and I lead. Good job everyone racing me back up the hill including CubCadet and Pep and Chunks.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Check the Natural Ice blast!

COT: Thank you for these guys, and good weather, and healthy bodies.

Inaugural F3 Nations Real Estate Committee Meeting

AO: atlantis
Q: SalPal
PAX: Firefox, CubCadet, porcelain, Pole Dancer
FNGs: None
COUNT: 5
CONDITIONS: Optimistic given recent rate cuts

WARMUP: Buying time for stragglers

THE THANG: Mosey around the neighborhood playing over/under on house prices. The. Used 1st digit for burpee count, 2nd digit for Lt Dans, 3rd for big boy sit-ups.

MOLESKINE: pricing all over the place in the Nations

ANNOUNCEMENTS: night moves, grow school

COT: peace & healing

Nightmoves Gauntlet

AO: 1stf
Q: Half Lyfe
PAX: Half Lyfe, Firefox, Natural Ice, SalPal, Salami, Roadkill, CubCadet, Lady Liberty, Bushy (Brendan), Dog Chow (Luke), Quattro (Aaron)
FNGs: 3 Bushy (Brendan), Dog Chow (Luke), Quattro (Aaron)
COUNT: 11
CONDITIONS: Perfect calm, mid 70’s evening.

WARMUP: SSH, BAC, BBAC, Shoulder Presses, WMH, Runners Stretch.

THE THANG: Thang 1:
Basketball Court: Suicides with merkins at each line increasing by 1 each line. Run to Monkey Bars 5 Pull Ups, Bear Crawl to tree (50ft), lunge back (50ft) to low bar and do 20 dips, run up hill (200ft), 5 burpee pull ups, 10 swing rows, 30 big boy sit ups, run to other playground (50ft), 10 Lt Dans, run down hill back to basketball courts (125ft) and start over.

Thang 2: Ring of burpee fire. Done to Johnny Cash’s Ring of Fire. PAX held plank then went around and did 1 burpee +1 each round. Got 2 rounds complete just in time.

MOLESKINE: Talked about F3 a little so FNG’s could get a good idea of what all it has to offer.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Lots going on. Check Slack.

COT: count off, name-o-rama, named 3 FNG’s. Welcome Bushy, Dog Chow and Quattro! Glad you could join us. Hope to see you out again! Thank you all for making it out. You all killed it! Great job everyone!

Everyone met at Fat Bottom after. Great Fellowship! Grateful to be a part of this group! Thank you men!

Another one

AO: westeros
Q: Natural Ice
PAX: Demo – F3 NoHo HTX, Tim the Toolman, Young and Restless, CubCadet, bluemule, Pep, Grape
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
CONDITIONS:
Fantastic morning. Crisp air

WARMUP:
The usual suspects: SSH to get the blood moving, a round of merkins to wake up the arms, squats to loosen the hips, and some light stretching to make sure no one pulled a hammy.

THE THANG 1:
Bear Way to Heaven up the little school steps. Ten full rounds of bear crawls up with a merkin on each step. Why ten? Because someone had to make sure we put in more stair work than handsomizer. A true gut check—hands and legs burning by the end.

THE THANG 2:
Circuit grind: 5 pull-ups, 20 dips, 30 squats. Repeat, repeat, repeat. Too many sets to count, but enough to make the shoulders scream and the quads question life choices. Simple, effective, punishing.

Sets of Merry where tossed in between each set.

MOLESKINE:
We almost capped things off with a Burpee Apocalypse, but I gave in to the peer pressure of Grape and listened to the little voice saying “slow down, live to fight another day.” Sometimes wisdom is knowing when to push and when to hold back. Good reminder that accountability isn’t just about going harder, it’s also about checking your ego and keeping it sustainable.

Nothing Fancy and No Legs

AO: bomber
Q: Wolfpack
PAX: CubCadet, Shy Guy, Poppa Lock, Papa Bear, Pep, Tim the Toolman, Firefox, Puzzlah, Squatter
FNGs: None
COUNT: 10
CONDITIONS: Temperature pause please

WARMUP: Random usual suspects and mosey to playground

THE THANG:

Tabata
40 seconds on 20 seconds off
Alternate between 4 exercises
2 cycles then 1 minute rest

Round 1
Dead Hang
WWI
Incline Merkins
WWII

Round 2
Swing Rows
Heel Taps
Dips
Crunches

Round 3
Dead Hangs
Alternating Leg Raises
Decline Merkins
Dead Bugs

Round 4
Swing Rows
Insert Ab Exercise Here
Incline Merkins
Alabama Prom Dates

Mosey back to Startex and a Merkin Ring of Fire to end

MOLESKINE: Pep on Q

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
The Sandwich is upon us:
1. Atlantis
2. Night Moves
3. Bomber
4. Little olive on a toothpick on top to hold it together: Grow School!

COT: Gratitude :pray:

An incredibly fair workout

AO: titan
Q: Wolfpack
PAX: Pep, Chunks, Natural Ice, Tim the Toolman, CubCadet, Spinal Tap, SalPal, Cropduster, Vector, Radish
FNGs: None
COUNT: 11
CONDITIONS: Perfection

WARMUP: Mosey and the usual suspects

THE THANG:

Four corners on the Parthenon Mall
Partner up with one partner doing a dynamic exercise for reps and the other a static hold.

Round 1

Corner 1 – 10×10 Crunches with Hollow Body Hold
Corner 2 – 5×15 Squats with Low Squat Hold
Corner 3 – 5×10 Merkins with High Plank Hold
Corner 4 – 5×5 Burpees with Imperial Walkers

Round 2

Corner 1 – 10×10 Crunches with Hollow Body Hold
Corner 2 – 15×5 Squats with Low Squat Hold
Corner 3 – 10×5 Merkins with High Plank Hold
Corner 4 – 5×5 Burpees with Imperial Walkers

Sprint to Startex

MOLESKINE: “That was an incredibly fair workout” – SalPal

ANNOUNCEMENTS: greenmachine convergence tomorrow for 9/11.
Grow School coming up
Night moves on 9/18

Chiliteria on 10/19. Looking for a co-Q and a location with power. DM me if interested!

COT: Set goals. Take action. Be patient.

3 Ring Circus – Day 3

AO: bomber
Q: Firefox , Spinal Tap, Pole Dancer
PAX: SalPal, Poppa Lock, Papa Bear, CubCadet, Vector, Tim the Toolman, hambone, DintyMoore
FNGs: None
COUNT: 11
CONDITIONS: Festive

WARMUP: 10 SSH, OYO WMH and GM

THE THANG:
Part 1: Firefox
Mosey to parking lot by the playground. Circle up and hold a plank to “Ring of Fire”. Much mumblechatter.

Partner up. 1 partner holds a static hold position while the other does the exercise, swap and do 3 rounds per exercise with the goal of not resting in transition between the hold and the exercise
– Hollow body hold – 10 V-ups
– Low plank – 15 buzzsaws
– High plank – 10 plank knees-to-elbows (each side is 1/2)

Mosey to playground. 1 partner does 10 hanging leg raises, the other does Freddie Mercuries. 2 rounds.

Part 2: Pole Dancer
Back at the parking lot by the playground.
– 50 windshield wipers (in cadence)
– 50 supermans (oyo)
– 50 butterfly crunches (in cadence)
– 50 ankle taps (in cadence)

Big 10 – alternate WW1s (counting down from 9 to 1) and merkins (counting up from 1 to 9)

Part 3: Spinal Tap
Mosey to upper parking lot. 4 Corners.
– 20 (4-count) flutter kicks. Toy soldier walk to next corner.
– 30 (2-count) American hammers. Imperial walker walk to next corner.
– 40 (2-count) mountain climbers. Toy soldier walk to next corner.
– 50 LBCs. Imperial walker walk back to first corner

Mosey to Startex. Superheroes. Alternate between superman (arms forward), batman (arms to the side), and ironman (arms by your side).

MOLESKINE:
– I got called an angry little elf. Thanks?
– Kudos to Papa Bear Vector CubCadet DintyMoore for making it to all 3 days the circus was in town.
– Vector brought his clown nose
– CubCadet just assumed we were doing a 15min hollow body hold.
– Everyone shared a word/phrase/sentence of gratitude

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– CSAUP
– TN Tussle
– Small group w/ Spinal Tap and Pole Dancer

COT:
– Thanks for cool heads, organized administration and safety at school
– Support for those dealing with health issues and anxieties

It was a blast. It has been “fun” experiencing the cascade of soreness since Wednesday. Thanks to Spinal Tap and Pole Dancer for letting me rope you into this madness and making it a success!