AAA Classic + Delta 7

Date: 2026-03-05 AO: the-knoll Q: Sooie PAX: AAA, Roadkill, Pebbles, Juicy J, Sooie, Churchill (2.0) FNGs: None COUNT: 6 CONDITIONS: Perfect F3 weather
WARMUP: Warm weather === warm body Light stretching (heresy. I know) Keep em up! BAC BBAC Shoulder taps Shoulder presses Seal claps Scissor chops Moroccan night clubs ( The Banker ) Motivators from 5 Imperial walkers
THE THANG: Mosey to the field each individual performs 100 merkins (caught up the slackers) 200 WW2’s 300 Squats 10 x 88yard moseys
All tasks completed with excellence. With time left on the clock, we proceeded to…
Thang 2: Delta Operator 7 Each PAX was given a cup full of water. Completed 7’s(11’s but 4 less reps) WW2’s and Iron Mikes with full cup in had moseying between cones attempting not to spill any water. Pebbles had the fullest cup at the end.
MOLESKINE: Reflected on Romans 5:3. Rejoicing in suffering which produces endurance -> character -> hope.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: MERKIN MADNESS GROW SCHOOL ALL CAPS
COT: Most had to bolt but we snuck a drink of water in between the thangs

AAA Classic

Date: 2026-03-05 AO: the-knoll Q: Sooie PAX: AAA, Roadkill, Pebbles, Juicy J, Sooie, Churchill (2.0) FNGs: None COUNT: 6 CONDITIONS: Perfect F3 weather
WARMUP: Warm weather === warm body Light stretching (heresy. I know) Keep em up! BAC BBAC Shoulder taps Shoulder presses Seal claps Scissor chops Moroccan night clubs ( The Banker ) Motivators from 5 Imperial walkers
THE THANG: Mosey to the field each individual performs 100 merkins (caught up the slackers) 200 WW2’s 300 Squats 10 x 88yard moseys
All tasks completed with excellence. With time left on the clock, we proceeded to…
Thang 2: Delta Operator 7 Each PAX was given a cup full of water. Completed 7’s(11’s but 4 less reps) WW2’s and Iron Mikes with full cup in had moseying between cones attempting not to spill any water. Pebbles had the fullest cup at the end.
MOLESKINE: Reflected on Romans 5:3. Rejoicing in suffering which produces endurance -> character -> hope.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: MERKIN MADNESS GROW SCHOOL ALL CAPS
COT: Most had to bolt but we snuck a drink of water in between the thangs

Perseus’ Plank Powerset

Date: 2026-02-12 AO: the-knoll Q: Shakira PAX: Wolfpack, AAA, Roadkill, Link (2.0), Churchill (2.0) FNGs: None COUNT: 6 CONDITIONS: A brisk 30 degree gloom welcomed the few PAX who survived the first day of Shakira’s Racewalk school. Those who survived all the way to the end were rewarded with the first signs of Spring on the horizon: an early sunset!
WARMUP: 30 side straddle hops, 15 Baby arm circles, 15 Back backs, 10 low slow merkins, Mosey + heel/toe walk
THE THANG: We began with a 1 minute plank and an explanation of Perseus’ training advice: “If you want to be an Olympian, you need to be able to plank for 7 minutes.” By the end of the workout, we had 4 Olympic ready PAX and 2 Inchworm-Olympics level 2.0s.
Perseus’ Plank Powerset Pt. 1 3 x 4 stations (w/15 sec rest) – 1:00 Plank – 25 squats, then hold low squat – 1:00 dips (hold plank if tired) – 1:00 crunches (hollow hold if tired)
Inchworm Inchworm with Mountain Climbers, Shoulder Taps, & Bear Crawl as MOT
Perseus’ Plank Powerset Pt 2.  2 x 4 stations (w/15 sec rest) – 1:00 planks – 1:00 step ups – 1:00 merkins – 1:00 leg lifts
MOLESKINE: Consistent effort beats over night growth. A little investment every day into what matters most makes a world of difference.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Shield Mock this Saturday morning. See main slack for details.
COT: Prayers for all those who weren’t present today and praise for having people our lives who can support us
PLAYLIST: The Beautiful Zombie podcast presented by Link and Churchill.

Link hates your legs

AO: the-knoll
Q: Wolfpack
PAX: Sparrow, Pebbles, Roadkill, Stubs, Juicy J, Piglet, Link (2.0), Churchill (2.0), Munchkin (2.0)
FNGs: 1 Munchkin (2.0)
COUNT: 10
CONDITIONS: Chilly for a little bit

WARMUP: WMH, BAC, BAC BACS, Mosey to river table

THE THANG:
DORA
300 WWII
200 Squats
100 Iron Mikes

In between each exercise we played 4 minutes of Link’s Hot Potato workout. PAX circles up and holds a low squat passing around a 3lb kettle bell. When the music stops, whoever it stops on does 2 burpees

Couple rounds of Toilet Tag to end the morning.

MOLESKINE: Roadkill took Hot Potato to the next level adding in Uno rules. So many reverses….

Gotta watch those roots when playing tag in the dark…

ANNOUNCEMENTS: F3 Holiday Party Dec 12. Grow school this Saturday! Roadkill holiday party this Saturday!

COT: Holiday season is crazy… so just a quick reminder to take moments to slow it down and take it all in. It’s all about family, friends, giving and receiving love. Appreciate you guys!

Focus on your core.

AO: the-knoll
Q: Half Lyfe
PAX: Pebbles, AAA, Parka-Eh, Sooie, Roadkill, Étouffée, Piglet, Churchill (2.0), Icebox (2.0), Palay (2.0), None
FNGs: 1 None
COUNT: 11
CONDITIONS: 55 degs, overcast, seemed darker than usual.

WARMUP: SSH, BAC, BBAC, OHP, WMH, Runners Stretch.

THE THANG:
Partner up. One does exercise. One runs to backstop and back.
Thang 1:
200 Swing Rows finish what was left from Tues. minus the absolutions. But did take plank jacks from them and added to Thang 2.

Thang 2: Core
500 Mountain Climbers 2=1
400 Sit Ups
300 Flutter Kicks
200 Plank Jacks
100 Plank w/ knees to elbow.

MOLESKINE:

CORE VALUES
DISCIPLINE
Do it even if you don’t feel like it

DETERMINATION
If you’re determined nothing can stop you

ATTITUDE AND EFFORT
Two things you can control

CONSISTENCY
Is what transform average into excellence

REPETITIONS
Choose quality over quantity

PASSION
Is the fuel that drives us

ANNOUNCEMENTS: check slack.

COT: count off, name-o-Rama, prayers offered up for Étouffée for discernment on some up coming decisions, ended with some coffeteria.

Great push today everyone! Thank you for letting me lead you this morning!

4 Part Dora

AO: the-knoll
Q: Stubs
PAX: Gold Digger, AAA, Stubs, Lady Liberty, Roadkill, El Capitan, Juicy J, morning stār, Bumblebee 2.0, Churchill 2.0, Icebox 2.0, Sandlot 2.0
FNGs: None
COUNT: 12
CONDITIONS: beautiful with a Beaver super Moon

WARMUP:
SSH x15
BACs x10
BacBacs x10
Shoulder Press x 10
Low slow squats x 10
Slow mercs x 5
Willie Mays Hays OYO
Short Mosey to stop sign and then to river table

THE THANG: partnered up for 4 part Dora
400 squats
300 LBCs
200 Dips
100 incline Mercs

MOLESKINE: I turned 53 yesterday. Birthdays are a good time to take stock where you are. While there are many areas in need of improvement, I wanted to express gratitude for the past year of F3

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Good luck to Juicy J morning stār and El Capitan in the tussle this weekend

COT: thank you to Lady Liberty for the closing prayer. Maybe by 54 I’ll be able to publicly pray like he can!

Multiples of 20

AO: the-knoll
Q: Derby
PAX: Wolfpack, Juicy J (JBowman), El Capitan, Pebbles, Roadkill, Half Lyfe, The Banker, Piglet, AAA, Wipe Out, Lady Liberty, morning stār, Gold Digger, Legos, Bumblebee (2.0), Link (2.0), Churchill (2.0)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 18
CONDITIONS: Cool and Starry

WARMUP: SSH, BACs, BACBACs, Moroccan Night Clubs, Willie Mayes Hayes, PE Stretch

THE THANG: Partnered up at the playground

Mosey to the 20/40/60/80/100 turnaround points w/ burpees at each to remember them then back to playground.

Partner’s work together to complete combined 20 Merkins, 20 WWII’s and 20 Squats then run to the “20” turnaround point for 2 burpees. Next 40 of each exercise then run to “40” turnaround point for 4 burpees. Then 60, 80, 100. Early finishers start back at 20.

Ended w/ 2:30 Plank

MOLESKINE: Recapped Tuesdays challenge encouraging PAX to schedule date with significant other. Today’s challenge was to find an opportunity to be vulnerable and share kind works/appreciation with their partner or someone close to them.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: F3 Dads this Saturday at 9:00 AM at Green Hills Park led by our very own @

COT: Prayed us out w/ focus on Mental/Physical Heath/Healing, Celebration of Marriage and Half Lyfe and the other men embarking on the Struggle tomorrow night.

Thank you for the opportunity to lead!

:horse_racing:

Absolutions? Absolutely.

AO: the-knoll
Q: Timber
PAX: AAA, G-string, Juicy J (JBowman), morning stār, Wolfpack, Lady Liberty, Pebbles, Étouffée, Roadkill, Half Lyfe, The Banker, Timber, Bumblebee (2.0), Ninja (2.0), Link (2.0), All-Star (2.0), Churchill (2.0), Piggy
FNGs: 1 Piggy
COUNT: 18
CONDITIONS: chilly 53 degrees, dewy grass, cold pull-up bars

WARMUP: SSH, high knees, 1 min pullup/hangs, 1 min absolutions

THE THANG:
Ladder down with reps
Exercises: pullups, floor to ceilings, iron mikes (2:1), big boys, absolutions
4 Sets, Reps @ 25, 20, 15, 10 (absolutions were 10 each set)
400m run after each set, pick up the 6 when complete
DORA (groups of 3, 1 PAX does ~15 yards of murder bunnies))
100 reps: HR merkins, 4ct flutter kicks, Apollo Ohnos, Carolina Dry Docks
*called mid-exercise for time
MOLESKINE: Experimented with some Absolutions; they were absolutely fun. A lot of variation in the music mix, from Eye of the Tiger to techno. Great representation by the 2.0s today – good job dads. G-string is in prime form right now, Pebbles right behind him. Thanks for the post-workout snacks, Pebbles!

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Octoburpee challenge ongoing; I forgot the rest. Check the slack channel!

COT: The power of affirmation. Sometimes we don’t speak kindly to and affirm the least those nearest to us. Affirm, be kind, build up others. You never know what someone might be going through, and your words might make an impact that you don’t realize.

What a great group this morning. Thanks for letting me lead.
-Timber