Stadiums

Date: 2026-03-17 AO: offthebooks Q: Steely , PAX: Horizon, Fabuloso, Butterfingers, Steely FNGs: None COUNT: 4 CONDITIONS: Cold, 26
WARMUP: Side Straddle Hops 20 IC Stretches
THE THANG: Mosey Stoped for 20 slow IC Squats Mosey to the stadium Did stadiums Bathroom break!! Incline Merkins Step ups Mosey Bear crawls / Sprints x2 Flutter kicks / WW1 Mosey, Indian style 20 on your own Merkins Mosey, Indian style 5 burpees Mosey, Indian style Partners up for tire flips / sprints x2 Mosey Pull ups OYO Mosey 5 dips / 5 leg lifts on dip bar X2 Mosey back
MOLESKINE: Q felt like either puking or passing out at the end. The bathrooms at the stadium were open!! Praise God!
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PLAYLIST: Jack FM!

Horizon’s VQ

Date: 2026-03-16 AO: iron-giant Q: Horizon PAX: Butterfingers, Dilbert, hambone, Mr. Pancake, 0 FNGs: 1 0 COUNT: 5 CONDITIONS:38:cold_face: Winds 16 Gusting 24 @ 270
WARMUP: SSH x20 Frankensteins x 10 IC Willie Mays Imperial Walkers x 10 IC Good mornings
THE THANG: Burpees x 10 Mosey Merkins x 10 IC Alabama Ass Kickers x 10 IC Mosey Diamond Merkins x 10 IC Mosey Carolina Dry Docks x 10 IC Fast Walk Makhtar N’Diayes x 20 IC Slowsey Crunch x 25 IC Dolly x 15 IC World War I x 20 Slowsey Burpees x 8 Mosey Merkins x 10 IC Alabama Ass Kickers x 10 IC Mosey Diamond Merkins x 10 IC Mosey Flutter Kicks x 12 IC American Hammer x 12 IC World War I x 25
MOLESKINE: How does hambone define a fast walk? Butterfingers hit the head midway…doors were unlocked.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: offthebooks Tuesday 5:30am Station Camp near the obstacle course Thursday 5:30am Whites Creek High School after-hours Tuesday 7pm Granite State of TN map bottom of the hill north of the capitol building
COT: Mr. Pancake starting new job soon Mr. Pancake’s daughters dance competition Horizon down range Friday visiting parents for a week
PLAYLIST: Gloomy silence and the occasional grunt

Chunks Q

Date: 2026-03-14 AO: the-castle Q: Chunks PAX: Chunks, Strutter, Butterfingers, Space Baby, Fabuloso, Cross-stitch, hambone, Horizon, Pep, Pack rat (NWInd) FNGs: None COUNT: 10 CONDITIONS:
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Through the Fog

Date: 2026-03-09 AO: iron-giant Q: Butterfingers PAX: Horizon, Steely, hambone, Butterfingers FNGs: None COUNT: 4 CONDITIONS: foggy to start and somehow foggier when done, temp was decent (low 50s?)
WARMUP: side straddle hops, good mornings, Willie Mayes, mosey around the lot
THE THANG: a circuit (x4) of: the sled (more like bulldozer today), man makers, dead lifts, curls or overhead press. Then mosey to the pavilion for upright merkins, dips, decline merkins. Pull ups both forehead and curl to 5 (x3), back to the pavilion for dips, upright and decline merkins, then exercise on your 6: WWI, least beneficial sit ups, American hammers, cobra stretch, Superman’s. Mosey back to start for some squats, merkins, and burpees.
MOLESKINE: got foggier, and it was a mix of sweat and fog condensation.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Tuesday OTB at Station Camp HS obstacle course. Merkin madness continuing
COT: prayers for hambone family, Steely employee of the year nomination, Mr. Pancake job possibility, Horizon forthcoming wedding for his daughter.
PLAYLIST: Enjoy the Silence

The Pain Clock

Date: 2026-03-07 AO: the-castle Q: Strutter PAX: Pep, hambone, Horizon, Mr. Pancake, Strutter, Flipper (Matthew), Butterfingers FNGs: None COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS:
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Misty Monday

Date: 2026-03-03 AO: iron-giant Q: Mr. Pancake PAX: Dilbert, Butterfingers, Horizon, Steely FNGs: None COUNT: 5 CONDITIONS: Cool Mist
WARMUP: SSH Mosey to the Pavilion
THE THANG: 3 Round Picnic Table Circuit Alternate Step Ups Dips 1 legged squats Incline Merkins Box Jumps
Core Work and stretching, with some Moseys mixed in.
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Merkin Madness
New AO at Whites Creek
COT: hambone family
Mr. Pancake job search, final interviews
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Not Much Iron, Not Much Giant

Date: 2026-02-24 AO: iron-giant Q: hambone PAX: Horizon, Mr. Pancake, Butterfingers FNGs: None COUNT: 4 CONDITIONS: colder than a witch’s tit
WARMUP: 1/2 mile run
THE THANG:
1. Pull Up masters–pull ups overhand, drop set underhand 2. Run mile loop with stops for simple exercises 3. Carry 88lb KB or 70KB while partner planks
MOLESKINE: Happy birthday, Mr. Pancake! House rules say you have to Q on your birthday, but you get a mulligan this year.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: prayers for health
PLAYLIST: suffer in silence

Trifecta Discipline

Date: 2026-02-18 AO: the-discipline Q: hambone PAX: Mr. Pancake, Country Parkour, Butterfingers, Dilbert, Horizon FNGs: None COUNT: 6 CONDITIONS: Warm enough that shorts were okay
WARMUP: simple SSHs and Toy Soldier
THE THANG: Stamina, Squats, Abs
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Music City Boyz

Date: 2026-02-21 AO: the-castle Q: Cross-stitch PAX: Fabuloso, Strutter, Butterfingers, Steely, Brown Slip, Squatter, Hipster, Space Baby, Dilbert, Pep, Beary Queen – BQ, Spellcheck FNGs: None COUNT: 13 CONDITIONS:
WARMUP: 1. Good Mornings 2. Willy mays hays 3. Bac bacs 4. Micheal Phelps
THE THANG:
The Q plays “Tubthumping” by Chumbawamba. Start with SSH at the beginning of the song, and every time they say, “I get knocked down, but I get up again,” do a burpee. While not doing burpees, continue performing SSH.
Born to Lunge Play Bruce Springsteen’s “Born to Run” and do lunges around the speaker. If the PAX gases out, switch to reverse
Cotton-eyed Joe The Q plays “Cotton Eye Joe” by Rednex. SSH / Banjo solo: CEJ / Woman singing: Merkins
The twist American hammers Half way Imperial walkers
Done to Van Halen’s Jump from the 1984 album. Pax will hold an air chair. Every time you hear “jump” you complete one jump squat.
Baba orielly 5 mins of imperial walkers
Listen to “Get Lucky” by Daft Punk, and every time they say “get lucky” do a merkin. Every time the song says “we’re up all night” hold an Al Gore until he says “get lucky” again.
Proud Mary – CCR Perform Big Boy Situps until ”Rolling”, switch to Gas Pumps for each “Rolling”, then to Flutter kick after “Rolling”, then back to Gas Pumps during “Rolling”, then back to Big Boy Situps. Repeat til song ends.
Phil Collins’s ending

Syrupy Waters of Pancake Castle

Date: 2026-02-07 AO: the-castle Q: Mr. Pancake PAX: Fabuloso, hambone, Space Baby, Brown Slip, Butterfingers, Horizon, Matthew Henry FNGs: None COUNT: 8 CONDITIONS:
WARMUP: 25 Side Staddle Hops 10 high knees 10 butt kicks 10 Toy Soldiers 10 Typewriters Arm Circles Coupon Mosey
THE THANG: 5 Workouts x 10 reps x 5 rounds 1. Squats 2. Murder Bunnies 3. Coupon (kettlebell) Swings 4. Overhead Press 5. Merkins
Native Coupon Walk/Run in between.
Finish with core/stretch WWI sit-ups Coupon Hammer Circle Low Plank
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Check the slack
COT: Prayers for Hambone’s family with the arrival of ‘Bacon Bit’. Prayers for good health and good sleep.
Prayers for those without power and those working to restore.
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