An Alternate Path

AO: edwin_wrucking
Q: Wolfpack
PAX: Stubs, Pitmaster, FLO, Gecko
FNGs: None
COUNT: 5
CONDITIONS: Perfection

WARMUP: Stretching while we wait for Pitmaster to role in

THE THANG: Took an alternate path today behind Ensworth and around the Meadow.

MOLESKINE: Lots of fantastic mumblechatter and periods of silent reflection (usually while walking uphill).

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Let’s start thinking of a name for this AO!

COT: Q of the day, “I figured in 10 years, it would be 10 years later no matter what I did… So I decided to start making choices and actions that set me up for the life I wanted to live.” – Dad

Look ahead to where you want to be and start putting in the work now… either way the future will be there, where will you be?

Put in the Work

AO: pain-train
Q: Pebbles
PAX: Siri, Stubs, Derby
FNGs: None
COUNT: 4
CONDITIONS:
Warm and buggy

WARMUP:
Side Straddle Hops
BAC
BAC BAC
Windmills
Slow Squats
Inchworm to pick up coupons – 50m
Lunges (60) to playground

THE THANG: Stations x 5 rounds
Coupon Swings
Alternating Coupon Merkins
Burpee Pullups
50m Farmers carry as the timer

11s
Coupon Squat and Carolina Dry Docks

Mary: Flutter kicks and Heel Taps

MOLESKINE:
We got to talking about Goggins and ultramarathoners. Most people focus on their crazy achievements and see it as unattainable. I like to focus on their mindset and willingness to suffer. We all have the capacity to push ourselves and suffer. Let’s focus on pushing ourselves so we can achieve big things.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Check Slack

COT: Prayed us out

[edwin_wrucking] Must be present to win

AO: edwin_wrucking
Q: Stubs
PAX: FLO, Pitmaster, Gecko, Stubs, 0
FNGs: 1 0
COUNT: 4
CONDITIONS: about as nice as you can get

WARMUP:

THE THANG: the usual ruck, with plenty of chatter

MOLESKINE: the quote of the day, was a saying we use at work often, not attributed to anyone.
“Must Be Present to Win”

It’s twofold, showing up in person and being in attendance makes a difference but in life something I struggle with is really being present when I do show up.
Whether it’s the business meeting, playing with your kids, or date night with the wife,…you must be present to win.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT:

Ha…BACKblast…get it

AO: pain-train
Q: Pole Dancer
PAX: Wolfpack, Half Lyfe, Derby, Pitmaster, Cheeks, FLO
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
CONDITIONS: Bright and Clear with a Touch of Rain

WARMUP: Light stretching OYO

THE THANG: A revamped Back Attack! Combined both critical elements of back pain relief- stretching and strengthening.

Short yoga flow through downward dog, runners lunges w/ twist, and full warrior flow into triangle and back again.

Lunge out to the coupons for some glutes and hammys

3 Rounds of 45 second Tabata with 8 stations:
– Bent over Rows
– Left Plank
– Goblet Squats
– Right Plank
– Deadlift
– Plank Plank
– Side lift (idk what these are called)
– Clamshells

Finished with some Mary

MOLESKINE: We gotta get y’all out to Atlantis! Best Thursday AO West of I-40!

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Brewsday on Tuesday, Ruck on Monday

COT: Prayers for Pitmaster’s interview and all the families bracing for summer vacation!

PLAYLIST: Nobody knew Aaliyah, but everyone knows MIKE JOOOONES

Wolfpack Needs To Make Better Decisions with His Money

AO: pain-train
Q: SalPal
PAX: Siri, Gecko, FLO, Pitmaster, Half Lyfe, Cheeks, I’m blanking on one of y’all’s name I’ll update after I check the HCs or if someone corrects me.
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
CONDITIONS: It was perfect.

WARMUP: Quick mosey around path.

THE THANG: Partner up for The 1975 Dora

Set 1; Travel – Broad Jumps
75 Merkins
75 Dry docks
75 air presses
75 Hand release merkins

Set 2: travel – bear crawl
75 Squats
75 iron mikes
75 lt dans
75 line jumps

Set 3: travel – Bernie
75 WW1s
75 LBCs
75 Thrusters
75 Catalina Wine Mixers

Set 4: Travel – Crab walk
75 Peter Parker’s
75 Screamin’ Eagles
75 Burpees

AFAIK no one got burpees. Pay up Wolfpack

MOLESKINE: “I crab walked just so you could do 12?!” Cheeks with the quote of the day

ANNOUNCEMENTS: See Slack for events, especially Murphs.

COT: prayers for intentions spoken and unspoken.

See yall in Q3.

Chaotic Mile

AO: pain-train
Q: Cheeks
PAX: Derby, G-string, FLO, Siri, Pitmaster, Stubs, Cheeks
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
WARMUP:
16x SSH
15x BAC
5x Good morning OYO
Leg Stretch OYO

THE THANG:
Mosey to coupons
2x 25 Squats
1x RDL

Mosey to football field
2x 25 OH Press
1x 25 KB swings

OH carry to tennis courts
2x bear crawl across court and crawl bear back

Mosey to kickball field
1x 25 Side lunge (no more, those sucked)
2x 25 Monkey humpers

Mosey to 9-Square
Hero style 25 burpee pull-ups

Mosey to church parking lot
Merkin ring of fire from 5
25x Hammer crunch OYO
25x Ankle taps OYO 2 is 1
25x Flutter kicks in cadence

Mosey to put coupons up and meet back at flag
2x 30s Superman
15x Diamond merkins
15x Regular merkins
15x Wide merkins

MOLESKINE:
Perspective.

Our roots run deep from our history and past. Don’t let those hinder you from understanding another person’s perspective because their roots run deep in their past as well. Be open and present. This has impacted me in my Christian journey with Christ. I struggle to understand other denominations, especially my wife and her Catholic faith. We both have to remember that context means different things to each of us when referring to church teachings. We are saying the same thing, but our past perspective blurs our understandings.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– Check the general channel for serving opportunities with SalPal They need PAX to step up and volunteer. I hear no burpees are required
– Bellevue annual picnic is this weekend. Bring your family and enjoy.

PRAYER REQUESTS:
– Stubs son and getting his driver’s license
– Siri and his wife for a healthy pregnancy
– Pitmaster and his career progression decisions

Thanks for letting me bring the beatdown! Have a great weekend men!

-Cheeks

Because Pep said

AO: the-castle
Q: Pep
PAX: Chunks, hambone, Strutter, Every Other, Dilbert, A Boy Named Sue, StepBrother, Hambone’sMouth
FNGs: None
COUNT: 9
CONDITIONS: Cool and slightly chilly

WARMUP: 75 yard mosey to tennis court

THE THANG:
Rectangle:
– one partner runs the tennis court while the other does a slower movement
– Slower movements
– Komodo dragon
– murder bunny
– bear crawl
– reverses
Dora:
– 100 American hammers
– 200 windshield wipers
– 300 fire hydrants

MOLESKINE:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
A running challenge that starts end of May until some time in September (check -f3-nashville-general)

COT:
– strutter’s MIL has liver cirosis (sp?)
– Chunks leaves Hendersonville next weekend
– Stepbrother’s friend who is getting a divorce (dude is drinking)

Passing of the Flag

AO: pain-train
Q: Wolfpack , Siri
PAX: Pebbles, Timber, Half Lyfe, voucher, El Capitan, Cheeks, Derby
FNGs: None
COUNT: 9
CONDITIONS: Perfection.

WARMUP: Mosey to stage

THE THANG:
Wolfpack’s Thang
Loose Caboose Pain Train Style
Each PAX took a coupon or two from the stack and lined up on the track. We completed a lap around the track and stopped ten times to do ten burpees. The last PAX moves to the front at each stop to add variation in the farmer’s carry. 100 Burpees total and lots of weight moved 1/5 of a mile.

Mosey back to startex with a brief detour for some uphill walking lunges.

Siri’s Thang
PAX picked a coupon and lined up at the stage for two rounds of the following circuit:
– Deadlifts
– Curtsie Squats
– Merkins
– Rows
– Curls
– Skullcrushers
– Mountain Climbers with Leg Lifts

Then we all lined up for a whole lot of sprints across the field. Classic Siri.

MOLESKINE: Greatest AO in the land!

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Make sure to updated your ICE in Slack.

COT: What an absolute honor it has been to lead this AO over the past year. Definitely leaving before I’m ready, but there is no better PAX to pass the flag over to than Siri. Thank you Siri for EHing me and for the incredible amount of support and motivation you have given me the past couple of years. Just went through my pictures and we first started the Off The Books workout at Red Caboose Park on October 11th, 2023. So to see it come to full fruition in May 10, 2024 and then to pass the leadership to Siri on May 2nd, 2025 is truly incredible. Excited to see how this group continues to grow and lead in the coming year. Thank you again to all the PAX who show up every Friday morning to fuel the Pain Train. SYITG!!

Sandbags and Sprints

AO: the-castle
Q: hambone
PAX: Chunks, The Merchant, StepBro
FNGs: None
COUNT: 4
CONDITIONS: buggy

WARMUP: pickup sandbags

THE THANG: 1 lap with sandbags and merkins

Carry sandbags while others squat, deadlift, and blank

Suicides with burpees

MOLESKINE: i was seeing stars at the start of the sprints. I knew it was gonna be fun.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT:

Feeling 42…..

AO: pain-train
Q: DintyMoore
PAX: Timber, Cheeks, G-string, FLO, Wolfpack, Half Lyfe
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
CONDITIONS: Wet Ground, Thick Air

WARMUP:
mosey around AO
Dynamic leg stretch

THE THANG:
Honoring 42s of sports history for my 42nd bday

Jackie Robinson – 6 rounds
27 squats (total 137 for career RBIs)
37 second bear crawl (between squats)
42 mountain climbers
10 burpees

The Tillman – 7 Rounds
7 deadlifts
200 meter sprint
15 Pull-ups
45 seconds rest

Mariano Rivera – stretch
Cool down stretches to take it home

MOLESKINE: Thanks for letting me kick off another year with all of you.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: wing festival at The Merchant, convergence in Murfreesboro

COT: solid dads event at NCS for HalfLyfe, excited about some possible FNGs