Hanukkah – A Celebration of Lights

AO: middle-tooth
Q: sooner
PAX: Barney, Cowboy, DrRupp, Topanga, Young and Restless, Betty Ford, Esposa, Moped (DR – Athens GA)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 9
Active Warm up to the sounds of Jack Black and Adam Sandler

8 Crazy Nights

Each night, we play the dradel and light a candle. The dradel sets the rep count by 4 multiples of 4: ש (Shin) = 4, נ (Nun) = 8, ה (Hey) = 12, ג (Gimel) = 16. Eight squat buy in for the night. First part of the night is to run out on the field and do eight menorah Maccabees (aka plank jack burpee with a star jump). Each pax returns to the new exercise equipment that no one has used yet and picks something new completing the number of reps dictated by the dradel. Can’t do the same exercise twice.

After each nights game, plank for the pax. Gemini attempted to give us hebrew blessings. It worked about half of the time. The PAX was not impressed.

A very educational Hanukkah playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5kfbpR6ApGjEQYAHoyr0ci?si=ncW9H7FuSBGgyHMRgw2FAw&pi=ulG2ud86TwOLs

Lots of announcements, see slack

Prayers, Sami & Darren, victims of gun violence

Esposa really liked the coffee and was the most knowledgeable about Jewish tradition and culture.

4-31

AO: middle-tooth
Q: Matador
PAX: Cowboy, Betty Ford, Toothless, sooner, Barney, Matador
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
CONDITIONS: cold and dry

WARMUP: stretching, broga, SSH

THE THANG: 4 rounds. 5 exercises per round. 40 reps of everything first round, 30 reps of everything second round, etc. Laps in between.

Round 1: 40 reps
1. Merkins
2. WWIs
3. Squats
4. Freddie Mercuries (2 is 1)
5. Mountain climbers (2 is 1)

Run around the parking lot
***meet in gated area with brick wall

Round 2: 30 reps
1. Burpees
2. Box jumps
3. Shoulder tap merkins (each side)
4. Dry docks
5. Iron mikes (2 is 1)

Run around the parking lot
***meet at home base

Round 3: 20 reps
1. Cowboy giddy up
2. Lunges (2 is 1)
3. V-Ups
4. Wide merkins
5. Monkey humpers

Run around the parking lot
***meet at front of school (swingset area)

Round 4: 10 reps
1. Diamond merkins
2. Split squats (10 each leg)
3. Pull-ups
4. Slow A-Rods
5. Decline merkins (bench)

Run around parking lot
*meet at home base

<5 mins left…
Do 1 rep of everything!

MOLESKINE: what is this

ANNOUNCEMENTS: check slack. Ugly sweater party, Christmas Eve drop-in at Peabody’s, NY day convergence at stronghold.

COT: God answers prayer. Toothless house sold! Moving to new house soon. Prayers for transition.

NATIONAL PRINCESS DAY!!!

AO: middle-tooth
Q: bluemule
PAX: sooner, Cal Worthington, DrRupp, Toothless, Betty Ford
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
CONDITIONS: Unreasonably warm and fancy!

WARMUP:

THE THANG:

MOLESKINE:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT:

ARE YOU FASTER THAN THE WEREWOLVES!?

AO: middle-tooth
Q: bluemule
PAX: Cowboy, sooner, Betty Ford, Barney, Choo Choo, Stuntman
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
CONDITIONS:
-Wet, dark, and crappy, but all PAX were in good Halloween spirit!

WARMUP:
-Usual suspects

THE THANG:
-Multiple increasing rounds of burpees and sprints to see how long you can ward off the werewolves! Werewolves did push-ups and sit-ups while the non-werewolves did sprints and increasing burpee counts! How many rounds would you have survived?

MOLESKINE:
-BOO!

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
-More Halloween workouts later this week!
-Co-Q month at Green Maching starts next month – link up with Cowboy to claim a spot

COT:
-Healing prayers for Sooner’s family with his family’s medical tests

A Disney adventure

AO: middle-tooth
Q: sooner
PAX: Toothless, Oatmeal, Cowboy, Betty Ford, Choo Choo, Matador
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
CONDITIONS: prime

WARMUP: dynamic stretching

THE THANG:
Little Merman workout (Abs)… If we grew a fishtail and had to survive, we would drown or be eaten because of our weak abs.

– dolphin kicks (50)
– butterflies (50)
– thrusters (40)
– Freddie Mercury (40)
– full leg lift (30)
– full scissor kick (30 right leg)
– WW 0.5 (20)
– WW 0.75 (20)
– WW 1.0 (20)
– frogs (10)
– lbc (10)

Beauty and the beast mode (40 second + 20 second tabatta)
– pull ups
– pushups
4 sets each

Robin Hood and his merry men of Sherwood Forest
– plank circle
– lap
– plank circle
– lap
– plank circle
– lap
– plank circle
– lap
– plank circle
– lap

MOLESKINE: really impressive lyrical knowledge

ANNOUNCEMENTS: octoburpee, need a better showing at night moves, Tennessee tussle, it’s fall break, check slack

COT: travelers, changing of the season

YOGWO( You Only Get Wet Once)

AO: middle-tooth
Q: Goose
PAX: Choo Choo, Matador, sooner, Betty Ford, DrRupp, Toothless
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
CONDITIONS:

WARMUP:

THE THANG:

MOLESKINE:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT:

Back 2 School, Day 2! 🚌 🎒📚

AO: middle-tooth
Q: Toothless
PAX: Pepsi, Young and Restless, Subway, Works for a Guy, Matador, Betty Ford, sooner, DrRupp, Esposa
FNGs: None
COUNT: 10
CONDITIONS: Clear & crispy!

WARMUP:
– 25 x SSH
– 10 x High Knees
– 10 x Butt Kickers
– 10 x Windmills
– 10 x Carrot Pullers
– 10 x Little Baby Arm Circles, then reverse 10
– 10 x Seal Claps

THE THANG: Back 2 School!!! :books::school_satchel:
Start with an Indian run “school bus” around the park loop. Every time the rotation completes the stop sign comes out and the PAX have to give 10 Prisoner Squats. After all, schools are basically prisons.

Back at Startex, PAX worked on their CORE subjects. PAX split into 3 groups, post up at each station with 1 group running around the parking lot loop 2x as a timer. The other groups split up and go to 1 of the first 2 stations, performing an exercise until the runners return. Switch to rotate through stations 3 & 4, then repeat the whole set.

(1) English
– “Apart” vs “a part”
– Hello Dollys, spread those legs “apart”

(2) Math
– Ratios, multiplication
– Captain Thors 1:4 ratio of Big Boy Sit-ups to American Hammers, ascending (e.g. 2:8, 3:12, 4:16, 5:20…)

(3) Science
– Inertia
– J-Lo’s, it takes force to stop movement in a given direction

(4) History
– First public school in the country predates the country’s founding, Boston Latin School founded in 1635
– 1 Clerkin, 6 Supermans, 3 Peter Parkers, 5 Mountain Climbers

Stopping movement and some form lapses were observed by the Q, even perpetrated by the Q. All PAX serve a class detention. Complete 15 burpees to buy in. Then, SSH in silence to get out of detention, otherwise more burpees, repeat til successful.

Dealer’s choice til time!

MOLESKINE: The minds were sharp this fine morning! PAX completed 2 full sets of all stations, i.e. 2 full school days. Impressively, the PAX got out of detention on the very first round of silent Side Straddle Hops! They still paid 5 burpees as a baseline but the result could have been far, far worse.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: So many! See the general channel, near term we’ve got the following, note the prepositions…
– Convergence ON 9/11 at greenmachine
– Convergence FOR 9/11 ON 9/13
– Grow School on 9/20

COT: Prayers were shared, the men left encouraged because they encouraged one another.

As always, it was an honor to lead! See you next week when I have the honor of bringing the java! :coffee:

— Toothless :tooth:

Round Two: Focker-Cowboy-Uppers and Lowers

AO: middle-tooth
Q: Cowboy , Focker
PAX: Focker, Black Lung, moneyshot, Sherlock, Shy Guy, Esposa
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
CONDITIONS: Cooler. Lower Humidity,

WARMUP: Shared Warmup Duties – Plenty of Stretches – Old Men Bending Over kind of work.
And we mosey…….
Stop short and do some slap Merkins, run to the back side station by the baseball field.

THE THANG:
Section One – Work the Top Half

TABATA 1 minute work with 10 second reset
5 Australian Row (inverted rows, alternate grips each round after 10)
10 Mike Tysons
5 dry docks
Hold plank with Feet Up on top of Row Bar until reset
15 rounds total (Around rep 7 there was confession that 5-10-5 sounded light at the beginning. We all were grunting at 11) “4 to Go Boys”

Focker took over and lead up to our favorite hill.
Section Two – Work the Bottom Half

3 Exercises at the bottom
Round 1
10 jump squats
15 lunges
20 Alabama prom dates
Run to top of hill and back down
R&R x 3

Round Two
10 -Prisoner Squats
15 – Start Jumps
20 – frog pumps
Bernie to Top and Run back down
R&R x 2

Round Three
10 – squats
15 – frog pumps
20 -hip flexor pumps
Sprint to Top and mosey down

In our gassed state we all mosey to startex
T-Claps to Esposa for being out and joining lite while on IR.

MOLESKIN:
Today was round two of the Week Long Collab of Focker and Cowboy. A balanced approach of Uppers and Lowers (not teeth) BODY. Arms and Legs.
THINGS HEARD
Black Lung Met My (Cowboy’s) Spirit Animal this week.
Sherlock recounted his F3 journey ; 6 months of surviving; 6 months of keeping up; Now in the Getting Better mode.
Congrats to Esposa; Our Husband Got Long Vacation and a Raise in the same week
Focker does not like indoor workouts
Cowboy does not like treadmill running (indoors)
Bernies after Leg Day BURN
Shy Guy’s superpower is Bernies

Full-body Fun

AO: middle-tooth
Q: Focker , Cowboy
PAX: Pepsi, Cal Worthington, Esposa, Oatmeal, DrRupp, Betty Ford, Choo Choo, sooner, Toothless, LB
FNGs: None
COUNT: 12
CONDITIONS: 70s!

WARMUP: short and mild yoga

THE THANG:
Upper body first at the 9 square apparatus
TABATA 1 minute work with 10 second reset
5 pull ups (alternate grips each round)
10 hand release merkins
5 dry docks
Hold plank until reset
15 rounds total (grumbling began at round 4 and the “pump” around round 11)
The reins were handed over to Cowboy who let us to the baseball diamond with intermittent fire, hydrants, and squats.
-10 glute bridges and 10 fire hydrants on the benches
-sprints on the baseball diamond with jump squats, squats, high knees and Smurf jacks interspersed (the second round of jump squats started to really make everyone miss the upper body circuit)

Finished it off with a round of Mary

MOLESKINE:
-sooner’s pull up face is something we all should witness once in our life
– Oatmeal was breaking laws of physics performing swing jumps instead of pull-ups
– Cowboy’s legs are truly a modern marvel

ANNOUNCEMENTS: refer to Slack

COT: just wanna say how extremely grateful I am being surrounded by individuals for striving to be better every day

Soft Grass of Green Hills Park

AO: middle-tooth
Q: Puzzlah
PAX: Oatmeal, Esposa, Pepsi, sooner, Cal Worthington, Choo Choo, Cowboy, DrRupp, Toothless, Focker
FNGs: None
COUNT: 11
CONDITIONS: perfect morning

WARMUP: tikTok influencer hops, swings, then a little yoga

THE THANG: 2-Burpee indian run to field

Run 25 yards, 25 merkins, Bernie back 25 yards
Run 50 yards, 50 squats, Bernie back 50 yards,
Run 75 yards, 75 mountain climbers, Bernie back 75 yards
Run 100 yards, 100 SSH, Bernie back 100 yards
Then, 15 burpees while chopping feet, then repeat.

Burpee indian run to the 9-square

With a partner, max pull-ups (with a spot to get to 5)
+1 pull-up in round 2
+1 pull-up in round 3
+1 pull-up in round 4

Mosey back to finish with Mary but Esposa put us through multiple burpee circles and sooner impressed us with his ability to count very high very slowly on flutters. At least Pepsi and Choo Choo understood the assignment.

MOLESKINE:
Actual lyrics from a song we heard as we listened to Tyler Childers’s new album.

Koala bears get livid when they don’t get eucalyptus
Most of ’em carry syphilis
Or chlamydia what’s the difference
All I know is I don’t want no koala cuddlin’ up to me
I can see it fine from here it is a pretty cute koala

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT: