Category: Cruel Hall

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Slightly Stupid

AO: cruelhall
Q: Movin On Up
PAX: Mistah Mistah, Donkey Hammer, Accounts Receivable, EZ-Go, Focker, Esposa, Young and Restless, Pepsi, Pedialyte, Matador, Pound Puppy, Hit & Run
FNGs: 1 Hit & Run
COUNT: 13
CONDITIONS: Moist

WARMUP:

20 SSH
10 Imperial walkers
10 Hill Billy’s
willy mays
Indian run

THE THANG:

– Atomic Merkin/Drydock apocalypse together

– Playground partners:

1 runs down hill, bear crawls up to weed
2 swerkins

1 runs down hill, bear crawls up to weed
2 WFAGs

1 runs down hill, bear crawls up to weed
2 dips

1 runs down hill, bear crawls up to weed
2 low row on bars

SSH for 6, don’t stop moving

10 Burpee/pullup

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

4:13 Struggle is coming up in June for those interested

COT:

Thanks for letting me lead this morning and way to get after it. I feel like I could run through a wall right now! :facepunch:

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Punk Rocker Yes I am

AO: cruelhall
Q: Esposa
PAX: Deep State, Donkey Hammer, EZ-Go, Accounts Receivable, Pedialyte, Michael Freiburg, Movin On Up, 4Tran, Athena
FNGs: None
COUNT: 10
CONDITIONS:
Moist
WARMUP: Broga like a Rolling Stone and 55 Burpees, lap around ball field

THE THANG:

Group 1 Blovk work Tri-ceps, Group 2 Run then switch

Group 1 Block Curls Group 2 Run then switch

Group 1 Skull Crushers Group 3 Run then Switch

Wall Sits/ Poll sits

Group 1 WW1 Group 2 Run 5 pushups for 6 then switch

Group 1 Heel Taps Group 2 Run 5 pushups for 6

Group 1 Low Plank Group 2 Run 5 push ups for 6

MOLESKINE:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT: Prayer for Ms of Pax

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Mystery Machine

AO: cruelhall
Q: Donkey Hammer
PAX: Pedialyte, Focker, Esposa, Young and Restless, Uncle Jerry, Athena
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
CONDITIONS: pleasant but moist

WARMUP:
– SSH, GM, WMH, easy jog to pavilion
– Mobility warmup

THE THANG:
– Tabata:
– single leg split squats, decline merkins x 2 rounds
– jump squats, calf raises x 2 rounds
– 5’s: 5 kick throughs with merkins at bottom of hill, 5 jump squats and 5 calf raises at top, Bernie half the hill, run to top
– return to pavilion, lunging suicides with imperial walkers, hillbillies, burpees at the lines
– jog to start, 2 minutes APB to close out

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
handsomizer is coming to the Shire this Friday. Be there.

COT:
Went around the circle discussing marital advice. Communication, loyalty, trust were all discussed.

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Top 5’s

AO: cruelhall
Q: Focker
PAX: Mistah Mistah, Pedialyte, Young and Restless, Donkey Hammer, EZ-Go, Esposa, Pound Puppy
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
CONDITIONS: pleasant and chilly

WARMUP: some mobility work

THE THANG: run to ag center hill loop
20 Alabama prom dates at bottom
Bear crawl up hill
20 ww1 at top
Run down
20 lunges
Bear crawl up hill
20 ww1
Run down
20 prisoner squats
Bear crawl up hill
20 ww1
Run down
20 burpees

Run back to school
70 merkins until all in

MOLESKINE: just some really great Mumblechatter exploring our Top 5 albums and later diverging into Top 5 movies.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: leanpax, Smokehouse mile time trial on Tuesday!

COT: prayers for those in California and NC amid natural disasters, prayers for EZ-Go traveling and family peace

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First Friday

AO: cruelhall
Q: Accounts Receivable
PAX: Accounts Receivable, Donkey Hammer, Esposa, Mistah Mistah, Pedialyte, Works for a Guy, Young and Restless, @hayes
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
CONDITIONS: clear / 38

WARMUP:
Side straddle hops, yoga stretches, sumo squats,
Imperial Walkers, Michael Phelps

THE THANG:
Mosy around school and grab coupons.
Head to Winston (church next door) for 11’s.
Kettle bells swings with block at bottom
Burpees at top
Leaders plank for the six

Return coupons and grab some bar for corncob rows.
4 sets of 10 reps

Back to parking lot for sprints.
6 sprints with 5 atomic merkins in between

Circle up for Mary and perform round robin core exercises until time.

MOLESKINE:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT:
Prayers for transitions back into work and school.

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Cutting Coupons

AO: cruelhall
Q: EZ-Go
PAX: Michael Freiburg, Donkey Hammer, EZ-Go, Works for a Guy, Esposa, Pedialyte
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
CONDITIONS: 90% precipitation

WARMUP: Broga Flow

THE THANG:
Block work
50 – block squats
40 – block rows
30 – block merkins
20 – triple arm killers (tricep press, shoulder press, bicep curl)
10 – 8 count block bodybuilders
5 – alternating block merkins
5 sprints
Rinse and repeat

10 minute AMRAP
10 block squat cleans
10 block thrusters
10 burpees

Mary
2 minutes of WW1

MOLESKINE:
Great way to burn those Christmas calz. And welcome back Esposa, great to see those white knee socks gleaming in the moonlight again!

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
#leanpax starts Jan 6, be prepared…
New Years #convergence at the Parthenon

COT:
– Pedialyte sister had seizure on Christmas
– Esposa friend killed in Mexico
– Michael Freiburg prayers for traveling mercies

Grateful as always for serve.
:v: EZ

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Post Butterball Crawl Beatdown

AO: cruelhall
Q: Donkey Hammer
PAX: BTU, Pedialyte, Young and Restless, EZ-Go, Michael Freiburg
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
CONDITIONS: cool but lovely

WARMUP: SSH, calf raise, WMH, GM

Grab block

Mobility
Cat/cow
Thoracic rotations
High plank -> right/left foot forward (rotate, wiggle hips, knee down, bends towards and away from knee)
Prone snow angel
Prone scorpion
Down dog to up dog
Side lying shoulder rotation
Jane Fondas
Supine pigeon
Straight leg raises – R, L, B

THE THANG: Four corners Tabata: 40 seconds on, 20 off with different modes of travel between corners.

Rounds:
Merkins
Squats with side step
Block merkins
Calf raises
APD
Jump squats
Extended side plank each side then high plank
Jump over block then merkins

Modes of travel between corners:
Bear crawl
Crab walk
Duck walk
Lunge
Reverse lunge
Alligator merkin

MOLESKINE: Happy Thanksgiving. Welcome, BTU.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: start planning to attend 2nd annual Crieve Hall Butterball Crawl now.

COT:

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Cruel Work

AO: cruelhall
Q: Cowboy
PAX: Donkey Hammer, Young and Restless, Accounts Receivable, Mistah Mistah, EZ-Go, Matador, PoundPuppy
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
CONDITIONS: Crisp and Cold or was it Hot and steamy. Can’t remember

WARMUP: SSH, GM, WMH, Downward Dog – Calf Stretch
Burpee Buy-in – 11
Mosey to the Pavilion behind school
THE THANG:
4 Corners, 4 Stations, 4 Groups. Each group at a sifferent station. Do the exercise, hold for the six. All travel at the same time
Round 1 Reps = 10 Travel = Crab Walk
Burpee Buy-in – 10
Station 1 = Side Step Squat 2is1
Station 2 =Git Ups
Station 3 = Tuck Jumps
Station 4 = Iron Mikes

Round 2 Reps = 9 Travel = Bear Crawl
Burpee Buy-in – 9
Station 1 = Bowing Merkins
Station 2 = Bowing merkins
Station 3 = Elbow to Knee – Suzanne Somers Style
Station 4 = High Low Plank

Round 3 Reps = 8 Travel = Duck Walk
Burpee Buy-in – 8
Do Round 1 & Round 2 Exercises plus these
Station 1 = Single Leg Squat
Station 2 = Git Ups
Station 3 = Tuck Jumps
Station 4 = Iron Mikes
Burpee Buyin 7
Burpee Buyin 6
Mosey Back to Star Deck via Indigenous Peoples Run + Burpee
Burpee Buyin 5
Burpee Buyin 4

Mary and Time

ANNOUNCEMENTS: – Turkey Trot 11/28, BrewsDay Dec 3

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Stages of Labor

AO: cruelhall
Q: Focker
PAX: EZ-Go, Fortran, Young and Restless, Pedialyte, Uncle Jerry, Donkey Hammer, Pound Puppy
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8

WARMUP: stretching to loosen our pelvis

THE THANG: in light of the impending birth of my second son, we wanted to experience what childbirth is like for our wives

Early labor
Dilation 0-6cm
1,2,3,4,5,6 8-count bodybuilders
“Alternate between resting and working to get labor going”
Contractions 5-30 min between each.
5 merkins, 5 prisoner squats, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30. Run between sets to rest

Active labor
“actively work through labor with your birthing team”
Dilation 6-8 cm
Every PAX takes turns doing 6,7,8 pull ups. PAX waiting are doing lt dans—>monkey humpers—>Alabama prom dates to “relax” between “contractions”

Transition
“Burpee coping method”
Contractions Every 2 minutes for 60-90 sec
Dilation 8-10 cm
8 burpees in 60 sec
9 burpees in 60 sec
10 burpees in 60 sec
1 minute low plank rest
8 burpees in 60 sec
9 burpees in 60 sec
10 burpees in 60 sec

Pushing stage!
“Keep breathing and work with your body, not against it”
Dilated 10 cm
10 parking lot sprints

Placenta delivery (the forgotten child)
10 burpees

MOLESKINE: I think we can all say to the mother’s of our children that we now know exactly what they went through. Lots of great mumblechatter and birth stories shared. This may have been my Sistine Chapel of workouts in terms on intentionality

ANNOUNCEMENTS: please see Slack for full breakdown

COT: prayers for Pound Puppies’ wife as she recovers from surgery. Young and Restless and his earnest desire for children (love the vulnerability in sharing something like that so thank you man)

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Parvus sed potens

AO: cruelhall
Q: Donkey Hammer
PAX: Focker, Pedialyte
FNGs: None
COUNT: 3
CONDITIONS:
51 degrees with a gentle nip in the air

WARMUP:
SSH, WMH, GM, high knees

MOBILITY:
Cat/cow
Thoracic rotations
High plank -> right/left foot forward
Prone snow angel
Prone scorpion
Down dog to up dog under the fence and back
Side lying shoulder rotation
Jane Fondas
Supine pigeon
Straight leg raises – right, left, both

THE THANG:
7’s: jump squats at the bottom, merkins with extended side plank at the top. Bernie half way up bus hill.

Tabata: 1 minute on, 25 seconds off
Side lunge
Mtn climber
Prisoner squats
V ups
Kick through
High plank

MOLESKINE:
It was an elite, invite only crew. Small but mighty. The weather was perfect and the vibes were high.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
None. Looking forward to everyone coming back from fall break. See you in the gloom next week.