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Facebook’s birth

Date: 2026-02-05 AO: titan Q: princessaurora PAX: Chunks, Hipster, Tim the Toolman, Pep, Good Morning America, Puzzlah FNGs: None COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS:
WARMUP:
THE THANG:
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:
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The Discipline at the Castle

Date: 2026-02-04 AO: the-discipline Q: Mr. Pancake PAX: Horizon, Brown Slip, Squatter, Butterfingers, Mr. Pancake FNGs: None COUNT: 5 CONDITIONS: Misty and Chilly
WARMUP: Warmup 25 Side Staddle Hops 10 high knees 10 butt kicks 10 leg swings 10 hip circles Arm Circles Mosey
THE THANG: 5 Workouts x 10 reps x 2 rounds 1. Alternate lunge w/coupon 2. Murder Bunnies/Kettle Bell swing 3. Squats w coupon 4. Overhead Press 5. Curls
Mosey Lap / Coupon Carry around the island between rounds
Last lap: Coupon carry with alternate lunges, side lunges, overhead carry
Finished with stretching MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: Keep those without power and those working to restore in prayer.

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Eat It

Date: 2026-02-05 AO: atlantis Q: Firefox PAX: Pole Dancer, SalPal, Squatter FNGs: None COUNT: 4 CONDITIONS: Frigid, but not icy
WARMUP: Quick mosey to the pavilion and some stretches while the playlist was queued up.
THE THANG: Part 1: The real warm-up. SSH with Burpees whenever we hear “Eat It” during the seminal classic “Eat It” by Weird Al. ~30 burpees.
Part 2: Tabata stations (45s on, 15s off) with Planks between circuits. – kettlebell swing – Bulgarian split squats – Upright KB row – Jump Squats – Tricep Dips – Goblet Squats Started at a 45s plank, increasing by 15s each circuit. On circuit four, dealer’s choice change-up of the stations: – KB halos – Incline merkine – Bent over KB rows – Step-ups – IYTs – KB swings Ended on a 1:45 min plank.
MOLESKINE: Check the playlist!
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Shieldmock and Holy Smokers. Check Slack.
COT: Gratitude and some quiet meditation
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(No?) HR Violations

Date: 2026-02-04 AO: insane_train Q: Sooie PAX: Juicy J, FLO, Derby, Shakira, Chili Dip, Choo Choo, El Capitan, Sooie FNGs: None COUNT: 8 CONDITIONS: Despite yesterday’s rain and a brief heat wave, winter made its presence known. Ice clung to the steps like a bad idea waiting to happen. A near-frozen mist fell continuously, less precipitation, more psychological warfare while a low, granite ceiling of clouds erased all celestial reference points. The only light came from LED streetlamps, their sterile glow casting an eldritch pall over the field and all who entered it.
WARMUP: We opened with SSH (as is required by all F3 workouts), with the unstated intent of continuing until Juicy J returned to the circle. Fifty reps were achieved before his arrival, a number that explicitly shalt not be exceeded in any F3 warmup. >From there: – Imperial Walkers (with sandbag) 10x – Sandbag Squats 10x – Shoulder the weight and mosey to the playground, carefully skirting the icy Steps of Death
THE THANG: YHC’s intention was to lead the PAX through a series of sub Zone 5 exercises…but it appears that there were HR violations along the way.
Thang 1 – E2MOM Every 2 minutes: – 6x Sandbag Deadlift → Clean – 6x Sandbag Squats – 6x Push Press – Rest
Six rounds. Smooth reps were encouraged. Compliance was optional. HR monitors quietly judged us all.
Thang 2 – Dora ISO Partner up and rotate through stations of quiet suffering. Station 1 – Partner A: Reverse Plank with Sandbag on the abs/waist – Partner B: Bear Hug Sandbag Walk (playground perimeter) Station 2 – Partner A: Dead Hang with Sandbag Across Knees – Partner B: Zercher Hold Sandbag Walk (playground perimeter) Station 3 – Partner A: Overhead Sandbag Hold – Partner B: Farmer Carry Sandbag (around perimeter, switch hands halfway)
Grip began to fail. Cores trembled. Breathing patterns grew creative. HRs crept toward forbidden territory.
Thang 3 – Sandbag Rage – 8x Sandbag Cross-Body Chops (from knees) – 8x Sandbag Over-the-Shoulder Throws – 4x Weighted Split Squats (each leg) – 20-yard mosey (Repeat)
It was here that a feral cry split the mist-laden air as Juicy J, overtaken by testosterone-fueled, sandbag-jealous rage, smote and shattered yet another cinder block upon the ground. What began as a carefully-stacked monument to masculinity at the launch of pain-train now resembles more a cairn of cobble.
MOLESKINE: YHC encountered several inconveniences which threatened to derail my morning. Fortunately I woke up early enough that these obstacles were overcome with little to no impact on Qing.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Holy smokers continues! See slack for details on upcoming dates and locations.
COT: Prayer for those without power and those working to restore power. Prayer for those dealing with the aftermath. Prayers of gratitude for community and protection.
T-claps to Derby for bringing the coffee and the pre-workout workout! It (the coffee) was thoroughly enjoyed in the frigid mist!
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Go for the Gold digger (virgin Q)

Date: 2026-02-03 AO: the-knoll Q: Gold Digger PAX: Derby, Shakira, Juicy J, AAA, Étouffée, morning stār, Roadkill, Pebbles, 2.0 Bumble bee, Asa (forgot last name) “dirty bird” FNGs: 1 Asa (forgot last name) “dirty bird” COUNT: 11 CONDITIONS: cold cloudy
WARMUP: SSH, back backs, baby arm circles, shoulder press, stretch on your own
THE THANG: Dora
Run to tree and back while partner does exercise. Each round those done first cover the difference Round 1: 200- squats, merkins, dips, crunches
Round 2: 100- squats, merkins, dips, crunches
Round 3:
50- squats, merkins, dips, crunches fast as you can
Circle up Name an exercise (derby:plank with leg lift)
Ring of fire: 4 times

MOLESKINE: stay focused don’t let distractions and dangly things get in the way of what you are going after
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: pray for those still without power, our line men, tree guys(@piglet) and those stressed by the storms

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Run #4

Date: 2026-02-03 AO: tortoise-and-hare Q: Red Skull PAX: Brown Slip, Barney, Decaf, Chunks, Wham-O, Zumies, Puff Puff, Finger Tips, Papa Bear, Slurpee, Pom Pom, Sticky Fingers, Torta, Chicken Little, Guppy, Stir Fry FNGs: None COUNT: 17 CONDITIONS: Balmy 30 degrees
WARMUP: Standard Pre-run warm-up: SSH, Squats, IWs, Stretches
THE THANG: RUN!! Followed by a Brown Slip after party that was hijacked by Guppy who took control and closed us down by leading the COT.
MOLESKINE: 5 PRs today! And for the first time this class, the last man in broke 50:00!
ANNOUNCEMENTS: 1. Signing Day will be at 11:30a on Friday 2/20 2. The Whiskey House benefiting 4:13 Strong will be Friday 2/20, 5:30-8:30. This is a unique opportunity to gain access to the largest open bottle collection of whiskey and sample some of the finest, rarest, whiskey around. Interested? Less than 20 spots remain. Contact Barney or Red Skull for details and a registration link.
COT: Guppy jumped in to close the morning.
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Groundhogs Day

Date: 2026-02-02 AO: toratoratora Q: Giving Tree PAX: Ultratecht, Space Baby, Hot Route, Giving Tree FNGs: None COUNT: 4 CONDITIONS: Cold
WARMUP:
SSH, imperial walkers, hillbillies Mosey Arm circles, good mornings, Willie mays hays
THE THANG:
5 burpee buy-in
5 cones were set up about 30 feet apart from each other. PAX does workout 1 at first cone, drop coupon, sprints to next cone and back, picks up coupon and overhead carries coupon to cone 2 for exercise 2. Continue through exercise 5, sprint to starting cone and back, grab coupon and overhead carry to start.
Exercises: 1. 10 thrusters 2. 20 reverse lunges with coupon (2:1 first time through, 1:1 second) 3. 30 Squats with coupon 4. 40 Side lunges with coupon 5. 50 deadlifts with coupon
2x
5 burpee buy-in for 10 minute plank EMOM:
1. 60 second plank 2. Overhead press 3. 50 second plank; rest for 10 4. Bicep curls 5. 40 sec plank; rest for 20 6. Dips 7. 30 sec plank; rest for 30 8. Rows 9. 20 sec plank; rest for 40 10. Merkins
Quick shoulder and leg stretch before end.
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:
Prayers to those still impacted by the storm.
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Overhead Watch

Date: 2026-02-02 AO: detention Q: Tinkertoy PAX: Esposa, Grape, Movin On Up, Donkey Hammer, Andrew McDermott, Pepsi, Pedialyte FNGs: None COUNT: 8 CONDITIONS: Brisk. Right around freezing.
WARMUP: Jog, Frankenstein, Side lunge, Knee2Chest, Good mornings, LBACs
THE THANG: -Partner 1 holds one of Andrew McDermott’s KB (coupons were frozen to ground) over head while partner 2 works -Start each work with a lap -26 hand release merkins -26 WW1s -26 burpee -26 merkins -26 LBCs -26 stripper burpee
-Plank until all in
-CircleThrust with 3 KBs until time
MOLESKINE: Coldish. Sweat thanks to burpees.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: Esposa co-worker friend dealing with POA legals. Andrew McDermott father and neighbors father still without power. Elderly in general without power becoming dangerous.
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Fools with coupons

Date: 2026-02-02 AO: westeros Q: Pep PAX: Tim the Toolman, DintyMoore, Vector, Black Lung, Sherlock FNGs: None COUNT: 6 CONDITIONS: 30 degrees no wind
WARMUP: Requisite ssh Imperial walkers Hillbillies
THE THANG: Dora Timer: farmers carry to crossing sign 100: curls with coupon 200: squat thrust with coupon 300: American hammers with coupon
Mosey to playground through field to hill 7’s at hill: hand release mricans + squats
Finish at starts with 10 burpees ( as decreed by vector)
Playlist: A+ provided by vector – theme was fools
ANNOUNCEMENTS: – night moves on Tuesday night
COT: – prayers for black lungs cat – kids concerned about losing pet – Vector’s mil. Moving her to Nashville after mini stroke – Dinty more : electricity and his anger about nes
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Ruck Around Find Out

Date: 2026-02-02 AO: the_eddy Q: Sooie PAX: Juicy J, Half Lyfe, FLO, Roadkill, Motorola, Choo Choo, Sooie, Stubs FNGs: None COUNT: 8 CONDITIONS: 25 feels warm after single digits but it was an ice rink.
WARMUP: park FLO’s truck
THE THANG: Ruck around the paved base trail. Find out the extent of the tree damage.
MOLESKINE: “If you’re going through hell, keep going” -often attributed to Winston Churchill but I couldn’t find any evidence to confirm
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Keep your eyes and ears open for anyway you can help those in need in the aftermath of this ice storm.
COT: Moved all vehicles out of the skating rink (parking lot). Enjoy some coffee! Thanks Stubs !