Slow Down

AO: the-knoll
Q: Pebbles
PAX: Piglet, Timber, Étouffée, Juicy J, Roadkill, Malibu, G-string
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
CONDITIONS: Cold Clear and Beautiful

WARMUP:
Side Straddle Hops
Bacs
back Bacs
Slow Squats
Slow Merkins

THE THANG:
Piglet rolled up and the fun began. Station work with sandbags. Partnered up with one person doing an exercise while the other repped.

Exercises:
Plank
Wall Sit
Deadlift
Squat
Perfect Merkins
HR Merkins
Step Ups
Spicollis
Rows
Squat Thrusters

Ended with a ring of fire.

MOLESKINE:
The Q woke up late and was groggy. Thanks to all the PAX for making this one successful.
We focused on lifting heavier and more recovery on the run.
Shoutouts to Timber for the return after a long absence, Juicy J and Roadkill for working through an injury, and Piglet for wearing shorts in 30 degrees.
Lots of flatulence at the end.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Holiday party this friday.
Father son football game coming up.

COT:
There is always hope. Keep fighting against the darkness. It seems to be and actually is darker this time of year.

Prayers were said.

The Great Shave Deception

AO: titan
Q: Squatter
PAX: Chunks, hambone, CubCadet, Pep, Spinal Tap, Tim the Toolman
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
CONDITIONS:
Windy 42 degrees

WARMUP:
SSH
Michael Phelps
Butt-Kickers
WMH-Runners Stretch-2Buck
Good Mornings

THE THANG:
Indian Run w/ speaker

15 minutes of
5 Pull-ups
10 Merkins
15 Squats

Coupon work in cadence
Curl to OH Press 4 ct
Body Builders 8 ct
Slow Thrusters 8 ct
Deadlift to Row 4 ct
BB Sit-ups 4 ct
Flutter kicks 4 ct
Lunge walk/OH walk w/ coupon
Rinse Repeat til 615

MOLESKINE:
Squatter still has a beard. You can’t believe anything you see online these days. But as promised the PAX saw a beardless Squatter as they passed around his drivers license pic from 15 years ago.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
F3 Christmas Party 12/12
Christmas Eve Titan Workout – 2.0 friendly
New Year’s Eve Titan Workout – AOQ change

COT:
Prayer and Coffeteria at Star Bagel

4-31

AO: middle-tooth
Q: Matador
PAX: Cowboy, Betty Ford, Toothless, sooner, Barney, Matador
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
CONDITIONS: cold and dry

WARMUP: stretching, broga, SSH

THE THANG: 4 rounds. 5 exercises per round. 40 reps of everything first round, 30 reps of everything second round, etc. Laps in between.

Round 1: 40 reps
1. Merkins
2. WWIs
3. Squats
4. Freddie Mercuries (2 is 1)
5. Mountain climbers (2 is 1)

Run around the parking lot
***meet in gated area with brick wall

Round 2: 30 reps
1. Burpees
2. Box jumps
3. Shoulder tap merkins (each side)
4. Dry docks
5. Iron mikes (2 is 1)

Run around the parking lot
***meet at home base

Round 3: 20 reps
1. Cowboy giddy up
2. Lunges (2 is 1)
3. V-Ups
4. Wide merkins
5. Monkey humpers

Run around the parking lot
***meet at front of school (swingset area)

Round 4: 10 reps
1. Diamond merkins
2. Split squats (10 each leg)
3. Pull-ups
4. Slow A-Rods
5. Decline merkins (bench)

Run around parking lot
*meet at home base

<5 mins left…
Do 1 rep of everything!

MOLESKINE: what is this

ANNOUNCEMENTS: check slack. Ugly sweater party, Christmas Eve drop-in at Peabody’s, NY day convergence at stronghold.

COT: God answers prayer. Toothless house sold! Moving to new house soon. Prayers for transition.

Not a Phase

AO: pain-train
Q: The Merchant
PAX: Derby, Juicy J, Piglet
FNGs: None
COUNT: 4
CONDITIONS: Really cold

WARMUP:
SSHs, BACs, Imperial Walkers, Burpees, WMHs

THE THANG:

1 minute of exercise, followed by a lap around the loop, for a total of 10 exercises & laps set to a soundtrack of the mid-2000s’ finest emo music.

Exercises: (twice each)
Dips
WW1s
Merkins
LBCs
Low Plank

End with a ring of fire

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Christmas party on Friday at Hair Band’s place

COT:
Prayers for Piglet’s family as they process the loss of his grandfather
Prayers for Juicy J as they prepare for a move

WEIGHTsteros 2

AO: westeros
Q: Michelin Man , Vector
PAX: Vector, Shy Guy, CubCadet, Puzzlah, Tim the Toolman, Michelin Man, The Merchant, Fud (DR), Solaran? (DR)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 9
CONDITIONS: moderate cold. Tights appropriate but could have done shorts.

WARMUP: nil

THE THANG: Butt Stuff

Run the park lap

Monkey humpers for length of the America. Standard: “Bootylicious”. On “Booty,” do a star jump.

Partner Up. 2 rounds.

Partners 1 does broad jumps (round 1) or high knees (round 2) to the vehicles and jogs back
Partner 2, with a block, does:
Squats
Lunges
Bulgarian Split squats
Step ups
Stand ups (from a sitting position stand up with one foot with a block)

Squats for length of the classic: “My Humps.” On “Humps,” do a 5 monkey humpers. Oh my humps…

Mary for time

COT: Never Miss A Monday. See you next week

Cold 11s

AO: the-knoll
Q: Pebbles
PAX: The Merchant, G-string, Étouffée, Sooie, Roadkill, Link 1.0 from Houston!
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
CONDITIONS: Coldest day yet. Beautiful sunrise.

WARMUP:
Side Straddle Hops
Bacs
Bac – Back’s
Take off running when Étouffée showed up late
Mosey to stop sign and back

THE THANG:
2 rounds of 11s.

Pull-ups and Carolina Dry Docks – wall sit for the six
Iron Mikes and Lt. Dan’s (aka ultimate Lt. Dan’s)

5 minutes of Mary

MOLESKINE:
We ran for 40 minutes and Mary for 5 minutes. Fantastic work by all Pax pushing through the leg fatigue.
Shoutout to Link 1.0 joining us from Houston. Roadkill for HCing even when he didn’t want to. Sooie for bringing the cups. Always good to see The Merchant! G-string and Étouffée for pushing the pace.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Christmas party next week.
Encouragement for Derby and Hair Band as the prep to run 50K on Saturday!

COT: Prayers were said to counteract the darkness and in anticipation of the coming light.

Trail Runners 50K training =?utf-8?q??= 🤡

AO: nashville-running
Q: Chunks
PAX: Natural Ice, Right Said, Derby, Juicy J, Focker, Chunks
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
CONDITIONS: 26 degrees NP

WARMUP: upper left groin stretch

THE THANG: 5.1 mile Mossy Ridge Trail run

MOLESKINE: good conversation trying to stay warm

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Right Said only wears 1 layer :flushed:

COT:

Forging a new path

AO: the_eddy
Q: Stubs
PAX: FLO, Roadkill, Stubs
FNGs: None
COUNT: 3
CONDITIONS: chilly with a light mist

WARMUP: none

THE THANG: all paved, to the picnic shelters and down along ensworth.

MOLESKINE: “we don’t get to choose our stories, but we do get to choose how we feel about our stories”
Katherine Wolf

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Christmas Party. Check slack

COT: prayers lifted up. Coffereeria by Flo

Simple Instructions

AO: iron-giant
Q: hambone
PAX: Mr. Pancake, Dilbert, hambone
FNGs: None
COUNT: 3
CONDITIONS: 36 and raining

WARMUP: Simple .2 mile job

THE THANG:

(NOTE: all sandbags were 60, 70, or 80 lbs. Sandbag rotation command in effect)

1, 2, 3, …, 13 of:
Merkins
Sandbag Deadlifts
Sandbag Squats

1, 2, 3, …, 10 of:
Dips
Squats

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 of:
Sandbag lunges
Sandbag pulls
Hangs

Head back to the end for:

45lb plate drivers
45lb overhead hold

MOLESKINE:

1. Harder than YHC thought; workout was meant to be relatively easy. First round was supposed to go to 15, but I happily modified.
2. Dilbert uttered “I want to go back to bed” (paraphrased) during the 6th set of sandbag pulls. That’s the closest I’ve seen a man leave a workout and literally go back to bed since Poppa Lock did it at bomber.
3. Mr. Pancake showed no quit, but perhaps some regret.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: noneya

COT: Prayers for Station Camp (location may be wrong) girl paralyzed and trampoline park. Life changing, and not in an easy way.

[nashville-running] 11 mile trail run in Siberia

AO: nashville-running
Q: Spinal Tap
PAX: Spinal Tap, Natural Ice, Juicy J, Ross. Need to get him to F3 again and name him.
FNGs: 1 Ross. Need to get him to F3 again and name him.
COUNT: 4
CONDITIONS: Siberia

WARMUP: runners stretch, downward dog, “best stretch”

THE THANG: 11 mile Loop on paved trail

MOLESKINE: Good conversations and catching up

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Sweater party

COT: