Outback Beatdown

AO: detention
Q: EZ-Go
PAX: Andrew McDermott, Donkey Hammer, Esposa, EZ-Go, Focker, Michael Freiburg, Pedialyte, Pepsi, Topanga, Young and Restless, Hit and Run
FNGs: 1 Hit and Run
COUNT: 11
CONDITIONS:
Looked like rain

WARMUP:
25 SSH
Willy Mays Hayes
Good Mornings

THE THANG:
*Grab a block
4 corners:
Round 1 – 20 curls, 15 incline merkins, 10 squats, 5 burpees
Round 2 – 20 tricep extensions, 15 decline merkins, 10 shoulder presses, 5 burpees
Round 3 – 20 kb swings, 15 spider merkins, 10 thrusters, 5 burpees
Mode of transportation – Lunges, fireman’s carry, lunges, fireman’s carry

Tabata:
30s on, 10s off for 20 minutes of…
Pike hold on bench (or plank)
Squat hold
L-sit hold
Chin-over-bar hold (or dead hang)

Finished with 1 minute of low plank

MOLESKINE:
The manifold wisdom of Topanga already proving itself with this little schedule switcheroo between Focker and myself. Really enjoyed leading and getting in some muscle pump with those static holds. The rock gods of Metallica and Pearl Jam kept us going and conversations of vocational school philosophy filled the pavilion.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– 413 Strong begins again with a new class
– The Struggle overnight CSAUP is June 4-5

COT:
– Prayers for friends IVF treatment

Always a party. Thankful to lead.
-EZ

Impossible/Manly/Murder Mile

AO: greenmachine
Q: Focker
PAX: Betty Ford, Toothless, SalPal, Pep, Cowboy, Pole Dancer, Works for a Guy, t-cell, Black Lung, moneyshot, Young and Restless, Esposa, Matador, Shania, Topanga
FNGs: None
COUNT: 16
CONDITIONS: Moist

WARMUP: Drive your car to the workout

THE THANG:
400 meter burpee broad jump :burpee:
400 meter lunge :leg:
400 meter bear crawl :teddy_bear:
400 meter “run” :man-running:

MOLESKINE: -the bear crawl makes the burpee broad jump feel like the lunges
-Works for a Guy unsurprisingly took the crown
-everyone was under one hour!
-coffee, Purity chocolate milk, and Donut Den treats provided (thanks Toothless!)
-one of my new favorite traditions is this horrible mile
ANNOUNCEMENTS: see ya next year!

COT: I think everyone wrestled with their respective higher power during the bear crawls

Middle Tooth Mafia

AO: middle-tooth
Q: Goose
PAX: Toothless, Topanga, Oatmeal, Matador, Esposa, DrRupp, sooner, Betty Ford, LB, The Shield
FNGs: None
COUNT: 11
CONDITIONS: Perfect

WARMUP: Willie Mays Hays, Cherry Pickers, Goog Mornings, Arm Stretches, Arm Circles

THE THANG:
– 2 laps native american runs
– 150 Merkins, WW1s, with run between every 25 reps.
– Lunges: 3 trips down and back with 10 squats every 10 strides.
– Circle of Mary, fielders choice, 20 reps max

ANNOUNCEMENTS: nightmoves tonight!

Water Heater Workout

AO: detention
Q: Donkey Hammer
PAX: Pedialyte, Accounts Receivable, EZ-Go, Esposa, Michael Freiburg, Topanga, Uncle Jerry, Winona, Family Ties, Peabody
FNGs: None
COUNT: 11
CONDITIONS:
29 degrees

WARMUP:
Mosey to Winston Church Hill
– GM, WMH, calf raises
– Bernie uphill halfway, jog back
– Cocaine bear crawl up hill, jog back
– Backwards crab walk uphill, jog back

Extended mobility warmup:
– down dog
– Cat/cow
– Runners stretch with thoracic rotation each side
– Squat with thoracic rotation
– Prone snow angel
– Prone scorpion
– Side lying shoulder rotation
– Arm extended Jane Fondas
– Supine pigeon
– Straight leg raises – R, L, B

THE THANG:
Mosey to playground, pick up a block on the way.

– 1 minute hang
– 30 calf raises with block

Head to pavilion
– Picnic table workout – 30 seconds on/30 seconds off, 2 rounds
Marching, one leg kicks, knees to chest, heel kick outs

– Tabata – 45 seconds on/15 off, 2 rounds
Hip dips on block
Apollo Ohno’s
Jump squats with block
Decline Merkins
Block burpees

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
None

COT:
– Losing a pet is like losing a family member.
– Sometimes marriage is a struggle. But it is worth it.

It was a great morning. Thanks for letting me lead.

Groundhog Day All Over Again

AO: detention
Q: EZ-Go
PAX: Esposa, Michael Freiburg, Deep State, Donkey Hammer, EZ-Go, Fortran, Topanga, Works for a Guy, Young and Restless, Peabody
FNGs: None
COUNT: 10
CONDITIONS:
First Spring

WARMUP:
50 SSH
50 air squats
50 shoulder taps
50 air presses

THE THANG:
3 rounds, 4 stations around the “clock” in parking lot
2 min on, 15s off
3:00 – block merkins
6:00 – block triple arm killers
9:00 – block squats
12:00 – block flutters

*6 more weeks of winter!
Burpees during “I Got You Babe” by Sonny and Cher

MOLESKINE:
We celebrated Groundhog Day over and over again, inspired by both the holiday and the classic movie of Bill Murray fame. Songs inspired by time was our soundtrack:
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7IrKx0bXGtTUsCtOPDhApr?si=ZQwhwAClT3GbDpLBlbFTUA&pi=9LNlyRfZRXeuv

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Leanpax ends Sunday!

COT:
Prayers for health and healing were shared.

Great work boys, always a pleasure!
-EZ

Christmas Eve

AO: middle-tooth
Q: DintyMoore
PAX: Oatmeal, DrRupp, Topanga
FNGs: None
COUNT: 4
CONDITIONS: balmy

WARMUP: SSHs, WMHs, LBACs

THE THANG:
Silent Night –
11 exercises, 11 reps, run a lap, delete an exercise
1. Squats
2. Iron Mikes
3. LBCs
4. Elbow to Knee
5. Narrow Merkins
6. Tricep Dips
7. Ninja Jumps
8. Incline Merkins
9. Glute Bridge Dollys
10. Hops – Single Leg
11. Two count mountain climbers

MOLESKINE: Presence is the greatest of presents for those in your life

ANNOUNCEMENTS: #leanpax coming on Jan 6, NYD convergence at #titan next Wednesday at 6am.

COT: Merry Christmas

Is it Christmas?

AO: middle-tooth
Q: sooner
PAX: Toothless, Topanga, Hanes, Betty Ford, DrRupp, bluemule
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
CONDITIONS:
It was really cold and Oatmeal was missing

WARMUP:

Mosey to the front of the school and do some active stretching

THE THANG:

Thing 1
Pull ups amrap
Uphill sprint
4 sets

Thing 2
Hanging decline merkins amrap
Uphill sprint
4 sets

Thing 3
Swing set sets 25 each
– swinging thrusters
-Elevated prom dates
– Upland Jane Fonda’s
– mountain climbers
– hanging decline low plank
– swing row
– canoe on a swing (Betty Ford is really good at this)

MOLESKINE:
Grateful for this shared discipline

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Freed to lead

COT:
Evan, giving Tuesday, Sottick extended family

Get it

AO: detention
Q: Winona
PAX: Accounts Receivable, Deep State, Donkey Hammer, EZ-Go, Topanga, Uncle Jerry, Works for a Guy, Pedialyte
FNGs: None
COUNT: 9
CONDITIONS: 50 and clear

WARMUP: stretches

THE THANG: run to the Ag center
7s up the driveway
Burpees bottom and WW1 top
Run the loop
Stop and push out 50 merks
Run the loop
Stop and squat 100
Run the loop
Stop and 50 flutters
Run back to the playground
5 sets
5 pull ups, 20 squats, 10 V ups
Sprints
Core wrap up

MOLESKINE:

ANNOUNCEMENTS: turkey trot

COT:

Burpee-O’Clock-Alypse

AO: greenmachine
Q: Natural Ice
PAX: Best Boi (F3 Hill Country), moneyshot, Young and Restless, Jeremy Vanslyke, SalPal, Cowboy, Betty Ford, Grape, Hanes, Topanga, Natural Ice, Dirty Dozen, Canned Heat
FNGs: None
COUNT: 13
CONDITIONS: Humid and Steamy

THE HORRIBLE THANG: Burpee-O’Clock-Alypse

YHC kicked off the morning with an interval timer set to chime every 60 seconds, signaling a simple yet brutal plan: 5 burpees every minute on the minute for 45 minutes. In between each set of 5 burpees, PAX were graciously given the “opportunity” to catch their breath with a resting exercise called out by YHC. These included light stretching to start, followed by multiple rounds of a Free People’s Run, squats, lunges, Lt. Dans, bear crawls, crab walks, and LBCs.

The soundtrack for this beatdown was none other than Dave Matthews’ magnum opus, Crash, which eventually transitioned to Under the Table and Dreaming after some lag in the latter half of the album. This change tested not only our physical endurance but also our mental toughness.

Overall, there were absolutely no groans or complaints. Each call of “five burpees” was met with cheers and applause (or something close to that), and a new record of 225 burpees was set. YHC is hopeful that future F3 PAX will take on the challenge to push that record to 230 and beyond.

MOLESKINE: DO HARD THINGS

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Tn Tussle and Q School!

COT: F3 does not Suscribe – but we do lift up prayer!

Natty Out

My Fellow Americans…

AO: middle-tooth
Q: Goose
PAX: Betty Ford, Toothless, DrRupp, Topanga, Pole Dancer, sooner, Oatmeal, Snouzer
FNGs: None
COUNT: 9
CONDITIONS: perfect

WARMUP: Willie mays hays, forward fold, good mornings, cherry pickers

THE THANG:
-2 laps Indians runs with 10 burpee penalty for dropping the light
-100 squats/ merkins/ burpees in 25 rep increments. Run to light and back between sets.
-Dora: 300 SSH while partner runs
-Lunges down and back, 2 trips
-Circle Of Mary

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
-Tuesday Brewsday tonight!
-AOQ school next weekend, contact Toothless for details.

COT: On this Election Day remember we are all Americans, social media purge also suggested.