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[The Castle] Pre-party run

Date: 2026-08-01 AO: The Castle Q: Strutter , PAX: Dr. Brown Slip, Strutter, Chunks FNGs: COUNT: 3 CONDITIONS: Moist WARMUP:
THE THANG: Dodging the raindrops for 2-ish miles. MARY:
MOLESKINE: Running through puddles and laughing like middleschoolers. ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:
PLAYLIST:

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[The Castle] Dad Bod Run

Date: 2026-07-31 AO: The Castle Q: Strutter , PAX: Dr. Brown Slip, hambone, Steely, Strutter FNGs: COUNT: 4 CONDITIONS: A very pleasant morning with a gorgeous sunrise. (Sailors take warning.) WARMUP: Light stretching. THE THANG: 4.5 mile Dad Bod loop. MARY:
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: Coffee! PLAYLIST:
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[The Castle] The Castle Oh Hill No!

Date: 2026-07-25 AO: The Castle Q: Strutter , PAX: Barney, Pep, Dr. Brown Slip, Horizon, Flipper, Hipster, Strutter, Chunks FNGs: COUNT: 8 CONDITIONS: Its a beautiful day! WARMUP: 10 each IC SSH IW Vegetable Pickers THE THANG: Mosey to the base of the hill. MARY:
MOLESKINE:
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COT:
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[The Castle] Pre-party run

Date: 2026-07-25 AO: The Castle Q: Strutter , PAX: Dr. Brown Slip, Flipper, Chunks, Strutter FNGs: COUNT: 4 CONDITIONS: A really pleasant morning. WARMUP:
THE THANG: A fast 2 miles. MARY:
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:
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[The Castle] Dad Bod Run Club

Date: 2026-07-24 AO: The Castle Q: Strutter , PAX: Strutter, hambone FNGs: COUNT: 2 CONDITIONS: A glorious morning! WARMUP: Calf raises. THE THANG: 4.5 mile DBRC loop. MARY:
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: Coffee! PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/track/1ko2lVN0vKGUl9zrU0qSlT?si=SZqaxKy-SceclRgYWsBtMw&utm_source=copy-link
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[The Castle] Pre-party run

Date: 2026-07-18 AO: The Castle Q: Strutter , PAX: Dr. Brown Slip, Strutter, Steely, Flipper, hambone FNGs: COUNT: 5 CONDITIONS: HOT and humid.
WARMUP:
THE THANG: 2-ish miles
MARY: ran right into Mr. Pancakes beatdown.
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:
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[The Castle] DBRC

Date: 2026-07-17 AO: The Castle Q: Strutter , PAX: Dr. Brown Slip, Strutter, Cross-stitch, hambone FNGs: COUNT: 4 CONDITIONS: HOT and humid
WARMUP:
THE THANG: 2-ish mile OAB.
MARY: slid right into Mr. Pancake’s beatdown.
MOLESKINE:
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COT:
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[The Castle] The Castle

Date: 2026-07-18 AO: The Castle Q: Mr. Pancake , PAX: Butterfingers, Pep, Cross-stitch, Barney, Dr. Brown Slip, Horizon, Flipper, Steely, Mr. Pancake, Fabuloso, Strutter, hambone, Andrew, Philip FNGs: 2 Andrew, Philip COUNT: 14 CONDITIONS: H-U-M-I-D
WARMUP: SSH Hamstring Scoops Toy Soldiers Arm Circles Michael Phelps Good Mornings
THE THANG: MOUNT RUSHMORE SUICIDE (Inspired by ‘Thruster Mountain’ from last week)
4 movements 10 cones; Traditional suicide between rounds.
Merkins Squats Peter Parker Lunges
1st cone = 1 rep per movement 2nd = 2 reps per movement . . . 10th cone = 10 reps per movement . . All the way back down to 1st cone.

MARY: Flutter kicks WWI
MOLESKINE:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: – CSAUP 50 coming up
– Shrimp Boil at First Baptist Hendersonville; Thurs 6/30 @ 6:00PM fbchville.com/event/mens-shrimp-boil/
COT: – Strutter’s Friend – Ramos Famiky
PLAYLIST: Mr. Pancake Music Library Mix

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[The Castle] Thruster Mountain

Date: 2026-07-11 AO: The Castle Q: Steely , PAX: Waymo (formerly Space Baby), UTAH, Dr. Brown Slip, Steely, Mr. Pancake, hambone, Fabuloso, Horizon, Butterfingers, Scoober, Aaron, named Rapid Rewards FNGs: 2 Aaron, named Rapid Rewards COUNT: 11 CONDITIONS: Warm and Muggy, began in the rain
WARMUP: None
THE THANG: Thruster Mountain 45 minute workout with Coupon Begin with one rep for the first minute increasing reps each minute until minute 23 then the decreasing reps begin back to 1 rep. Due to the Qs tardiness we only got to 21 reps and worked back down for a total of 441 Thrusters!
MARY: None
MOLESKINE: We got to about 10 when it began to suck!
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Check slack
COT: Continued prayers for our PAX
PLAYLIST: Classic Rock
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[The Castle] The Castle – Freedom 250 (or 300)

Date: 2026-07-04 AO: The Castle Q: hambone , PAX: Flipper, Pep, Juicy J, hambone, Fabuloso, Horizon, Makita (Anderson Fader) FNGs: None COUNT: 7 CONDITIONS: Summer Gloom–hazy, muggy, daunting. Horizon showed up guns-out, and Pep made a comment about him being good-looking or something #truthnugget
WARMUP: run. stop. warm-o-rama. I’m proud to announce that Juicy J did his first Hillbilly’s ever; I’m proud to spread North Country culture. Flipper had objections, though unstated, about 50 squats being “a warmup exercise”.
THE THANG: Dora-focused. Team up. 100 push ups, 200 squats, 300 sit ups. Run about .35 miles in between. Makita (Anderson Fader) started out with blazing speed, but I think the chatter with Juicy J slowed him down. If Mak ever shows up to coffee, we’ll help him with that stamina.
MARY: Finish with SITUPS. YHC gave the crew a warning to take a break, and Fabuloso kindly thanked YHC for such a proper warning before we closed out with some Mary. Pep said “WhUt’S tHE PoiNT? We’RE jUSt guNna gO uNtIL tIMe!” and in fact we did not. But we did bang out 50.
COT / MOLESKIN: Freedom isn’t free. We thank God for the small opportunity that we have to get a shot to live free. Rent is due everyday, and it starts with our health and fitness. May there be 250 more years for our country.